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  1. 1="If you wanna be crips I'm not gonna take that away from you" -- CaitiWard [May 16, 2016]
  2. 2="Maybe it's a shovel to bury dead bodies." -- CaitiWard [Jul 28, 2016]
  3. 3="I've got warden juice all up in me." -- JackPattillo [May 17, 2016]
  4. 4="Oh, there goes my boob." -- CaitiWard [May 19, 2016]
  5. 5="I'll just stay over here I guess....'n' go back to college...." -- CaitiWard [May 20, 2016]
  6. 6="Nothing for twins! We're just racist!" -- JackPattillo [May 20, 2016]
  7. 7="It's so small! Small and terrible." -- CaitiWard [May 20, 2016]
  8. 8="We're going to go lay down and watch two episodes of Asians of Shield." -- JackPattillo [May 20, 2016]
  9. 9="Don't body-shame our cat." -- JackPattillo [May 23, 2016]
  10. 10="You're my Google." -- JackPattillo [May 23, 2016]
  11. 11="Drown the kitty." -- CaitiWard [May 23, 2016]
  12. 12="I got 4 likes though for my homeless people!" -- JackPattillo [May 25, 2016]
  13. 13="Jack and I are going to have a domestic." -- CaitiWard [May 29, 2016]
  14. 14="You can't kill a book." -- CaitiWard [May 29, 2016]
  15. 15="Would I flex with my penis?" -- JackPattillo [May 29, 2016]
  16. 16="That stupid BRBRBRBRBR thing appeared." -- JackPattillo [May 30, 2016]
  17. 17="If you were a Warden, I wouldn't be able to hate you." -- JackPattillo [May 30, 2016]
  18. 18="We're being domestic. Ha ha ha. Seriously though I'm so sweaty" -- CaitiWard [Jun 01, 2016]
  19. 19="Bad girl. I love you. Bad girl." -- JackPattillo [Jun 01, 2016]
  20. 20="I hear noises..." -- JackPattillo [Jun 02, 2016]
  21. 21="I love Caiti, I think she likes me too." -- JackPattillo [Jun 02, 2016]
  22. 22="Hustle! You're gonna watch your friend die!" -- JackPattillo [Jun 02, 2016]
  23. 23="They've filled me! They've overfilled me - that was incredible." -- JackPattillo [Jun 02, 2016]
  24. 24="No! Let the bad guys take the money!" -- JackPattillo [Jun 02, 2016]
  25. 25="everyone gets a little murdery sometimes." -- CaitiWard [Jun 03, 2016]
  26. 26="I'm getting a little frustrated with my stupid villagers who are stupid... and not smart." -- JackPattillo [Jun 03, 2016]
  27. 27="KINGDOM? MORE LIKE KINGDAMN" -- Hamza from RawFuryGames [Jun 03, 2016]
  28. 28="I saw myself and I started freaking out." -- JackPattillo [Jun 05, 2016]
  29. 29="Let's get our murder on!" -- JackPattillo [Jun 06, 2016]
  30. 30="I'm not used to not shooting things! BabyRage " -- JackPattillo [Jun 06, 2016]
  31. 31="So white and racist" -- CaitiWard [Jun 07, 2016]
  32. 32="I'll facetime you soon and tell you how pretty you are." -- JackPattillo [Jun 07, 2016]
  33. 33="This is like the lunch room on 'nugget day' at high school." -- JackPattillo [Jun 07, 2016]
  34. 34="Just ripped out your Tony Hark... Tony Hark?" -- JackPattillo [Jun 07, 2016]
  35. 35="Aww! Caiti face! She's so pretty. <3 ~" -- JackPattillo [Jun 09, 2016]
  36. 36="Let's get this party hard on!" -- JackPattillo [Jun 10, 2016]
  37. 37="There's no time for love. Only time for murder." -- JackPattillo [Jun 10, 2016]
  38. 38="I poisoned the bear!" -- JackPattillo [Jun 10, 2016]
  39. 39="I love you - I'm going to punch you." -- JackPattillo [Jun 10, 2016]
  40. 40="Best part about love is the sword." -- JackPattillo [Jun 10, 2016]
  41. 41="The bear is murdering people on the dance floor. That's funny." -- JackPattillo [Jun 10, 2016]
  42. 42="I hate and love all of you and hate you." -- JackPattillo [Jun 11, 2016]
  43. 43="Crap! I keep running into dead bodies!" -- JackPattillo [Jun 11, 2016]
  44. 44="I'm gonna dance on your corpse, Ryan!" -- JackPattillo [Jun 11, 2016]
  45. 45="You had your fun of slowly draining my will to live." -- JackPattillo [Jun 11, 2016]
  46. 46="Can I show you something? It's the stabby end of my knife!" -- JackPattillo [Jun 11, 2016]
  47. 47="You countryist!" -- CaitiWard [Jun 20, 2016]
  48. 48="Do you think bananas even know they're being eaten?" -- CaitiWard [Jun 20, 2016]
  49. 49="It's so interesting that someone cooked the steak." -- CaitiWard [Jun 20, 2016]
  50. 50="You'd just be on it, then die." -- CaitiWard [Jun 20, 2016]
  51. 51="They're basically like murderous koalas!" -- LazarBeamTwitch [Jun 20, 2016]
  52. 52="All I'm saying is we can't see the colors" -- CaitiWard [Jun 20, 2016]
  53. 53="It's salty and delicious. It's very delicious." -- CaitiWard [Jun 20, 2016]
  54. 54="What's the deepest you can go, and does it hurt?" -- CaitiWard [Jun 20, 2016]
  55. 55="I dunno! I just broke!" -- CaitiWard [Jun 22, 2016]
  56. 56="Kasavara sucks." -- JackPattillo [Jun 23, 2016]
  57. 57="You were clearly peeing on Australia" -- JackPattillo [Jun 23, 2016]
  58. 58="Just speak and I'll let you go." -- JackPattillo [Jun 23, 2016]
  59. 59="I don't know how to make salt sounds." -- Gatertot [Jun 23, 2016]
  60. 60="I don't want to stab you; I just want to kick you." -- JackPattillo [Jun 23, 2016]
  61. 61="You wanna watch daddy kill?" -- JackPattillo [Jun 23, 2016]
  62. 62="Please tell me banana deepthroating is on the list." -- Ezekeil42 [Jun 30, 2016]
  63. 63="Death is just standing there with his axe thing..." -- Gatertot [OFF STREAM]
  64. 64="Now we're cooking! Hot! Fu-" -- JackPattillo [Jul 05, 2016]
  65. 65="...trials of the blood dra-AAAAAAAYYYYYY" -- JackPattillo [Jul 06, 2016]
  66. 66="See? She says I'm clever. She loves me." -- JackPattillo [Jul 06, 2016]
  67. 67="You have cute eyes!... Let me touch them." -- CaitiWard [Jul 06, 2016]
  68. 68="I just heard 'Jack committed suicide'! D:" -- CaitiWard [Jul 06, 2016]
  69. 69="Gross! That's love right there." -- JackPattillo [Jul 13, 2016]
  70. 70="What is that gaping thing?" -- JackPattillo [Jul 13, 2016]
  71. 71="Put it in your mouth. Stop talking and put it in your mouth." -- CaitiWard [Jul 13, 2016]
  72. 72="You speak the truth < Jack | Caiti > And he hits me." -- JackPattillo/CaitiWard [Jul 13, 2016]
  73. 73="I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WINK!" -- CaitiWard [Jul 13, 2016]
  74. 74="I wanted to see where the line was and if I had crossed it. I think I found it." -- CaitiWard [Jul 13, 2016]
  75. 75="Let's do it and get married!" -- Jack [Jul 13, 2016]
  76. 76="You want to smell my mouth?" -- CaitiWard [Jul 13, 2016]
  77. 77="My feet don't know they're feet, I KNOW they're feet" -- CaitiWard [Jul 17, 2016]
  78. 78="I don't think I've ever run in a straight line" -- CaitiWard [July 17, 2016]
  79. 79="mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. (groan)" -- Caiti [Jul 17, 2016]
  80. 80="DIE DIE DIE!!!!" -- JackPatillo [Jul 19, 2016]
  81. 81="Suck it. Suck it hard." -- CaitiWard [Jul 20, 2016]
  82. 82="I love Funhaus!" -- CaitiWard [Jul 20, 2016]
  83. 83="I really hope the litter will make it a solid thing." -- CaitiWard [Jul 20, 2016]
  84. 84="This is all your fault and mummy and daddy are getting a divorce." -- CaitiWard [Jul 24, 2016]
  85. 85="What does 'dank' mean?" -- CaitiWard [Jul 24, 2016]
  86. 86="Identify my body by this freckle" -- CaitiWard [Jul 24, 2016]
  87. 87="I wanna bet 10 kisses" -- CaitiWard [Jul 24, 2016]
  88. 88="Stop being a woman and stop trying to have opinions and just let the patriarchy do it's thing." -- Caiti [Jul 24, 2016]
  89. 89="Caiti is a sponge." -- JackPattillo [Jul 24, 2016]
  90. 90="I'm turning 12!" -- Caiti [Jul 25, 2016]
  91. 91="Just say you don't want a foot in the face" -- Caiti [Jul 25, 2016]
  92. 92="I was being adorable!" -- JackPattillo [Jul 27, 2016]
  93. 93="Why am I so high?" -- JackPattillo [Jul 27, 2016]
  94. 94="Emma, I need you to punish your sister." -- JackPattillo [Jul 27, 2016]
  95. 95="There's too much blood in my hand." -- CaitiWard [Jul 27, 2016]
  96. 96="It's so hard to not ram Jack" -- Vasidius [Jul 27, 2016]
  97. 97="Someone is sniffing my crotch. Hi Emma." -- CaitiWard [Jul 27, 2016]
  98. 98="Life sucks without ice cream." -- CaitiWard [Jul 27, 2016]
  99. 99="Get out of my blueberries." -- CaitiWard [Jul 30, 2016]
  100. 100="I think I get more American when I'm Codeine drunk." -- CaitiWard [Jul 30, 2016]
  101. 101="Sorry that I'm hitting on you." -- CaitiWard [Jul 30, 2016]
  102. 102="Sorry that your super fit, attractive, sexy, not-throwing-up-and-not-going-to-the-toilet-every-5-seconds wife is trying to hit on you." -- CaitiWard [Jul 30, 2016]
  103. 103="He's dead what does he care; you're making it weird." -- CaitiWard [Jul 30, 2016]
  104. 104="Look at my giant boobs!" -- CaitiWard [Jul 30, 2016]
  105. 105="Suck it math" -- JackPattillo [Aug 02, 2016]
  106. 106="Although if it was math, she'd probably stab me in the heart." -- JackPattillo [Aug 02, 2016]
  107. 107="Listen! You're supposed to support me, and back me up! You aren't supposed to spread the rumors that I'm gone... from the... mental state of being...." -- CaitiWard [Aug 04, 2016]
  108. 108="WAIT!.... Wait.......... How does it go?" -- CaitiWard [Aug 04, 2016]
  109. 109="It's time to love me." -- CaitiWard [Aug 04, 2016]
  110. 110="Potato" -- CaitiWard [Aug 04, 2016]
  111. 111="I need more bodies for the cause." -- JackPattillo [Aug 07, 2016]
  112. 112="I need more bodies." -- JackPattillo [Aug 07, 2016]
  113. 113="Women are evil" -- CaitiWard [Aug 16, 2016]
  114. 114="Like Orlando Bloom, but more pants on." -- JackPattillo [Aug 16, 2016]
  115. 115="What does friends do?" -- JackPattillo [Aug 16, 2016]
  116. 116="Use a banana as a telephone~" -- JackPattillo [Aug 17, 2016]
  117. 117="Get out of my house that trash!" -- JackPattillo [Aug 17, 2016]
  118. 118="Put it in, put it in...nooo" -- JackPattillo [Aug 17, 2016]
  119. JackPattillo="it in, put it in...noooo!" -- Put [Aug 17, 2016]
  120. 119="Hi I'm Jack and I like Butts" -- CaitiWard [Aug 27, 2016]
  121. 120="Oooh, silica! This stuff is tasty!" -- JackPattillo [Aug 27, 2016]
  122. 121="Flowers. Are they really good to pick?" -- CaitiWard [Aug 27, 2016]
  123. 122="We'll see if I can do this without having to pull out..." -- JackPattillo [Aug 27, 2016]
  124. 123="My fingers are all dry and gross." -- JackPattillo [Aug 27, 2016]
  125. 124="Where are my dead people? No, no, stay dead!" -- JackPattillo [Aug 29, 2016]
  126. 125="It's Robin!... Robin of locks....locketslee...." -- TableTitans [Sep 06, 2016]
  127. 126="Literally! That's a sock!" -- Caiti [Sep 06, 2016]
  128. 127="I'm being birthed!" -- Caiti [Sep 11, 2016]
  129. 128="You cut that *** out!" -- Caiti [Sep 11, 2016]
  130. 129="You hate everything about me except everything I hate about myself!" -- Caiti [Sep 11, 2016]
  131. 130="I'm just looking at my toes. Is that okay with you? They're not in great shape." -- Caiti [Sep 11, 2016]
  132. 131="I just have a strange reaction to baked potatoes." -- Caiti [Sep 11, 2016]
  133. 132="I read out loud on the toilet..." -- Caiti [Sep 11, 2016]
  134. 133="Taste my average!" -- Thadeousc [Sep 13, 2016]
  135. 134="I just needed a place to put my knife, it was in her forehead." -- JackPattillo [Sep 14, 2016]
  136. 135="Flying flying on my weird iguana dinosaur dragon" -- JackPattillo [Sep 18, 2016]
  137. 136="I'm sorry we can't play video games because we have to cuddle." -- Jack [Sep 20, 2016]
  138. 137="I think my friend is dead... I should check on him..." -- Caiti [Sep 20, 2016]
  139. 138="ON CNN. ON CNN. ON C-" -- Caiti [Sep 20, 2016]
  140. 139="You were like 'right here in my boobies'." -- Caiti [Sep 20, 2016]
  141. 140="I don't think I'm fierce enough." -- Caiti [Sep 21, 2016]
  142. 141="Potato sass, comin' out!" -- Jack [Sep 21, 2016]
  143. 142="You don't want to stay and watch me kill bad people?" -- JackPattillo [Sep 21, 2016]
  144. 143="I am a butt face" -- "Jack" [Sep 28, 2016]
  145. 144="butts butts butts" -- "Jack" [Sep 28, 2016]
  146. 145="If you're a professional you'll make it work." -- CaitiWard [Sep 28, 2016]
  147. 146="Punch the grenade!!! ..Not smart." -- JackPattillo [Oct 03, 2016]
  148. 147="Running, running, running with a sword!~" -- JackPattillo [Oct 03, 2016]
  149. 148="You did not come in last and I'm proud of you for that." -- Jack [Oct 06, 2016]
  150. 149="The cup is being a bastard tonight!" -- JackPattillo [Oct 10, 2016]
  151. 150="Toast." -- JackPattillo [Oct 10, 2016]
  152. 151="Turns out your mother was wrong." -- Elyssaaaa [Oct 11, 2016]
  153. 152="I might be a little dead." -- JackPattillo [Oct 12, 2016]
  154. 153="Error code Pineapple, what is pineapple?" -- JackPattillo [Oct 12, 2016]
  155. 154="Balls up, Balls up!" -- Jack [Oct 19, 2016]
  156. 155="Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow." -- JackPattillo [Oct 21, 2016]
  157. 156="I'm wet..." -- JackPattillo [Oct 21, 2016]
  158. 157="Be dead!" -- JackPattillo [Oct 21, 2016]
  159. 158="She's got big eyes and she's annoying." -- JackPattillo [Oct 22, 2016]
  160. 159="I'm going to light one of the dogs on fire." -- JackPattillo [Dec 25, 2016]
  161. 160="Suck my Card!" -- Jackpattillo [Dec 25, 2016]
  162. 161="I don't think we should be having a Hitler discussion on the stream." -- DoctorDake [Dec 25, 2016]
  163. 162="I'm a good drunk." -- JackPattillo [Dec 26, 2016]
  164. 163="Is this what privilege feels like?" -- CaitiWard [Dec 27, 2016]
  165. 164="I know it's a new experience but... you have to squat and just dab. You'll be fine." -- CaitiWard [Dec 27, 2016]
  166. 165="I've got to murder this dog back here." -- JackPattillo [Dec 27, 2016]
  167. 166="I'm more pissed off at everyone 'cause I have a vagina." -- CaitiWard [Dec 27, 2016]
  168. 167="It's all about privilege." -- CaitiWard [Dec 27, 2016]
  169. 168="Can I choke you unconscious?" -- JackPattillo [Dec 27, 2016]
  170. 169="Goodnight, nurse." -- JackPattillo [Dec 28, 2016]
  171. 170="I blame Dino for that." -- JackPattillo [Dec 28, 2016]
  172. 171="#DogFights" -- JackPattillo [Dec 29, 2016]
  173. 172="What's that movie about racism?" -- CaitiWard [Jan 3, 2017]
  174. 173="Ohhh! I went deep!" -- JackPattillo [Jan 3, 2017]
  175. 174="You're probably in Japan, aren't you..." -- JackPattillo [Jan 3, 2017]
  176. 175="...whose name is Caiti because his last name is catholicism." -- CaitiWard [Jan 3, 2017]
  177. 176="I'm not as old as Jack, he's nearly dead." -- Ghost_Butts [Jan 4, 2017]
  178. 177="You're excited? Feel these nipples!" -- CaitiWard [Jan 4, 2017]
  179. 178="It's like helium lube...helps them stay up." -- CaitiWard [Jan 4, 2017]
  180. 179="I was born screaming, being ripped out of my mother." -- CaitiWard [Jan 4, 2017]
  181. 180="I feel like penetrating makes sense." -- CaitiWard [Jan 4, 2017]
  182. 181="You're in my body!" -- JackPattillo [Jan 4, 2017]
  183. 182="...my lovely and talented and amazing-beautiful, wine and cheese-cracker -eating wife, Caiti!" -- JackPattillo [Jan 5, 2017]
  184. 183="You said I'm wet... I guess this is getting me wet over here." -- JackPattillo [Jan 5, 2017]
  185. 184="Not drugs, just hugs." -- JackPattillo [Jan 6, 2017]
  186. 185="Hopefully you're taking good care of it hygenically." -- CaitiWard [Jan 10, 2017]
  187. 186="I'm drugged, I'm swollen, I'm in pain, and I'm ready to party." -- CaitiWard [Jan 17, 2017]
  188. 187="The fuck does that mean?!" -- DvyLootz [Jan 17, 2017]
  189. 188="Flirt with her!" -- JackPattillo [Jan 17, 2017]
  190. 189="Why should I watch 'Beauty and the Beast' when I can just watch Jack stream!" -- Kasavara [Jan 17, 2017]
  191. 190="We need more bodies." -- JackPattillo [Jan 29, 2017]
  192. 191="Yes! Screw Statefan!" -- CaitiWard [Jan 30, 2017]
  193. 192="Dinoclaw, why you gotta be so... clingy?" -- CaitiWard [Jan 30, 2017]
  194. 193="I wish I could laugh harder." -- CaitiWard [Jan 30, 2017]
  195. 194="Boom! Meat lovers!" -- JackPattillo [Jan 30, 2017]
  196. 195="I just love the sound of mowing through guys!" -- JackPattillo [Feb 15, 2017]
  197. 196="Oh my God, I killed one!! I killed one!!!!" -- JackPattillo [Feb 19, 2017]
  198. 197="If we don't make it, tell people that we know that we thought they were okay. Okay." -- CaitiWard [Feb 20, 2017]
  199. 198="Alright. We're gonna go die. Bye!" -- JackPattillo [Feb 20, 2017]
  200. 199="I'M GOING TO FIND BILL PAXTON AND GET UNDERGROUND NOWWWW" -- JackPattillo [Feb 20, 2017]
  201. 200="I don't see eyes... I just see everything with my eyes." -- CaitiWard [Feb 21, 2017]
  202. 201="I'm spooning Shadow." -- JackPattillo [Feb 21, 2017]
  203. 202="I sometimes refer to myself as "we"." -- CaitiWard [Feb 21, 2017]
  204. 203="'Slurry' sounds like a racist word." -- CaitiWard [Feb 22, 2017]
  205. 204="She also got the good fingers." -- CaitiWard [Feb 23, 2017]
  206. 205="Why do I have a face?" -- CaitiWard [Feb 27, 2017]
  207. 206="You don't have to be my friend." -- CaitiWard [Feb 27, 2017]
  208. 207="I'll go!... to step on your grave." -- CaitiWard [Feb 27, 2017]
  209. 208="Don't be so judgey. SwiftRage " -- CaitiWard [Feb 27, 2017]
  210. 209="Was it Qusay?... Eh, she'll be fine." -- CaitiWard [Feb 28, 2017]
  211. 210="FINE! I'll go f*** myself." -- CaitiWard [Feb 28, 2017]
  212. 211="All Jamaican starts with 'Ya man'" -- CaitiWard [Feb 28, 2017]
  213. 212="He won't be missed." -- SheriWard [Feb 28, 2017]
  214. 213="Well, I have her front." -- CaitiWard [Feb 28, 2017]
  215. 214="She just licked me!" -- SheriWard [Mar 1, 2017]
  216. 215="The position he had me lying down in...." -- SheriWard [Mar 2, 2017]
  217. 216="Down goes the cheetah-llama!" -- JackPattillo [Mar 6, 2017]
  218. 217="If we're surrounded, it'll know we're surrounded." -- RickLacy [Mar 7, 2017]
  219. 218="My body!!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 7, 2017]
  220. 219="I'm just readjusting and restrapping...and tucking... and...." -- JackPattillo [Mar 7, 2017]
  221. 220="I feel like the worst you can do is make me naked." -- CaitiWard [Mar 7, 2017]
  222. 221="I'm gonna touch a lot of wood. Right now." -- CaitiWard [Mar 7, 2017]
  223. 222="All the clothing on your castle fell off. ;)" -- RickLacy [Mar 7, 2017]
  224. 223="This sucks." -- JackPattillo [Mar 7, 2017]
  225. 224="Jack. Put your clothes on." -- RickLacy [Mar 7, 2017]
  226. 225="Drinking's not a big deal." -- JackPattillo [Mar 8, 2017]
  227. 226="Gof Ro It." -- JackPattillo [Mar 9, 2017]
  228. 227="I've been naked and just been warped back to being naked so..." -- JackPattillo [Mar 14, 2017]
  229. 228="I thought you were going to hit me!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 14, 2017]
  230. 229="He beats me. And then he told me to go kill myself. :(" -- CaitiWard [Mar 14, 2017]
  231. 230="I love money too much." -- CaitiWard [Mar 15, 2017]
  232. 231="It's going to sleep every night and saying 'I love you' and having that. Ugh, it's disguting." -- CaitiWard [Mar 15, 2017]
  233. 232="I'm ripped like Jesus." -- JackPattillo [Mar 15, 2017]
  234. 233="Shut up, Jack! Everything you say is wrong!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 16, 2017]
  235. 234="By the power of Jack's fuzzy face we have something in common." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  236. 235="It's weird. My face is white but the rest of me isn't." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  237. 236="Help! I have enormous eyes!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  238. 237="They're so big and round!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  239. 238="I really want to know what our baby will look like." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  240. 239="Kinda pouty and a little not-as-pouty." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  241. 240="I'm so boringly straight." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  242. 241="As long as she has tiny boobs and little legs." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  243. 242="I glance over and you're wearing lingerie and boots." -- JackPattillo [Mar 20, 2017]
  244. 243="Family friendly!!" -- JackPattillo [Mar 20, 2017]
  245. 244="She slipped in the mirror." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  246. 245="I'm really very confused at which is the left hand..." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  247. 246="I'm relatively cheerful." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  248. 247="I am a glutton." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  249. 248="I'm gonna quickly put you in underwear." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  250. 249="Men are so much easier." -- CaitiWard [Mar 20, 2017]
  251. 250="HURRY UP AND MAKEOUT WITH HER." -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  252. 251="Can we makeout like this?" -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  253. 252="Listen. I just want to makeout. WHY IS IT SO HARD." -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  254. 253="Yeah! And you put your butt right in his face -- just like that!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  255. 254="I dunno how to *get* books!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  256. 255="Give him a sexy pose!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  257. 256="Why am I thinking about handcuffs?" -- JackPattillo [Mar 21, 2017]
  258. 257="I LOVE garbage!" -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  259. 258="Where is there a bush?" -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  260. 259="I just want to 'woohoo' in the bush!..." -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  261. 260="*whispering* just have the baby...." -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  262. 261="Does anyone know how I read books?" -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  263. 262="Now I'm just listening to sex noises." -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  264. 263="Take a pregnancy test! Because that's how it works is you have sex, you pee on a stick, and you immediately know." -- CaitiWard [Mar 21, 2017]
  265. 264="I'm the big spoon." -- JackPattillo [Mar 21, 2017]
  266. 265="We're getting distracted by cellphones and real life." -- JackPattillo [Mar 21, 2017]
  267. 266="What is 'The Simpsons'?" -- JackPattillo [Mar 28, 2017]
  268. 267="Alright. How do you turn this off...?" -- RickLacy [Mar 28, 2017]
  269. 268="The audience likes AIDs!" -- JackPattillo [Mar 29, 2017]
  270. 269="I don't know how to say that 'b' word." -- CaitiWard [Mar 29, 2017]
  271. 270="I feel terrible. Nah, I really don't care." -- JackPattillo [Mar 31, 2017]
  272. 271="Where's the D?..." -- Friskk [Apr 1, 2017]
  273. 272="That's a meme thing right?" -- JackPattillo [Apr 1, 2017]
  274. 273="Thanks!...Assholes..." -- JackPattillo [Apr 1, 2017]
  275. 274="I'm as old as you want me to be baby ;)" -- Friskk [Apr 1, 2017]
  276. 275="I'm super white." -- JackPattillo [Apr 1, 2017]
  277. 276="You don't have game." -- CaitiWard [Apr 3, 2017]
  278. 277="It keeps food warm or hot." -- CaitiWard [Apr 3, 2017]
  279. 278="You're a snap-off thing." -- JackPattillo [Apr 3, 2017]
  280. 279="Oh God! Am I stabbing you?" -- CaitiWard [Apr 3, 2017]
  281. 280="You're whipping your attitude around!" -- Caiti [Apr 3, 2017]
  282. 281="He offends people." -- JackPattillo [Apr 3, 2017]
  283. 282="Welcome to the last night of our marriage, everybody!" -- JackPattillo [Apr 3, 2017]
  284. 283="Is 'Batman' one word?" -- CaitiWard [Apr 3, 2017]
  285. 284="Makin' out with my neck..." -- CaitiWard [Apr 3, 2017]
  286. 285="I missed my mouth." -- CaitiWard [Apr 3, 2017]
  287. 286="If you have a wife, just ignore her." -- JackPattillo [Apr 3, 2017]
  288. 287="Caiti, I'm ready for it." -- JackPattillo [Apr 3, 2017]
  289. 288="Why are you so lick-y?" -- CaitiWard [Apr 4, 2017]
  290. 289="I was just being stupid. Forget me." -- CaitiWard [Apr 4, 2017]
  291. 290="I threw a ranner in the spench." -- CaitiWard [Apr 4, 2017]
  292. 291="It feels funny!" -- CaitiWard [Apr 4, 2017]
  293. 292="You have hot breath." -- CaitiWard [Apr 4, 2017]
  294. 293="That's +1 'F Off'." -- JackPattillo [Apr 4, 2017]
  295. 294="Is there a 'shitlord' in there?" -- RickLacy [Apr 4, 2017]
  296. 295="This kid is the epitome of birth control." -- Elyssa [Apr 4, 2017]
  297. 296="I only know how to threaten people with death." -- RickLacy [Apr 4, 2017]
  298. 297="I need you to be quiet, the adults are adulting" -- Jack [Apr 4, 2017]
  299. 298="10 out of 10! Would life suck again." -- Elyssa [Apr 4, 2017]
  300. 299="It's like a wet fish." -- JackPattillo [Apr 4, 2017]
  301. 300="I swear I do not remember talking about his wife." -- CaitiWard [Apr 4, 2017]
  302. 301="Why are you waving on my hand?" -- CaitiWard [Apr 4, 2017]
  303. 302="Feel my rolls..." -- CaitiWard [Jul 19, 2017]
  304. 303="I can double fist things?" -- JackPattillo [Jul 20, 2017]
  305. 304="I'm adorable like that, y'all." -- JackPattillo [Jul 20, 2017]
  306. 305="I hate you. It's all right." -- JackPattillo [Jul 21, 2017]
  307. 306="Marrying you was pretty good." -- CaitiWard [Jul 23, 2017]
  308. 307="It's weird that kids grow." -- JackPattillo [Jul 23, 2017]
  309. 308="Do I have my clothes on?" -- JackPattillo [Jul 25, 2017]
  310. 309="Yeah. See? Dick." -- JackPattillo [Jul 25, 2017]
  311. 310="I AM WOODMAN." -- JackPattillo [Jul 26, 2017]
  312. 311="Jesus Christ, I'm high right now." -- JackPattillo [Aug 3, 2017]
  313. 312="Oh man, I'm... I'm thirsty..." -- JackPattillo [Aug 3, 2017]
  314. 313="Will that put liquid into this guy?" -- JackPattillo [Aug 3, 2017]
  315. 314="You're naked. Haha." -- JackPattillo [Aug 7, 2017]
  316. 315="Fukushima was made." -- JackPattillo [Aug 8, 2017]
  317. 316="I watched a video where 2 guys did it" -- JackPattillo [Aug 8, 2017]
  318. 317="MEN! ...Is it all men?...PIRATES!" -- JackPattillo [Aug 9, 2017]
  319. 318="Llamas. Back to that. They're not alpacas." -- CaitiWard [Aug 9, 2017]
  320. 319="I don't know what you just did there, but I could feel it in my chest." -- CaitiWard [Aug 19, 2017]
  321. 320="I wanna twerk really quick..." -- CaitiWard [Aug 19, 2017]
  322. 321="You shoulda put it on my giant face." -- CaitiWard [Aug 20, 2017]
  323. 322="Why do you want me to die?" -- JackPattillo [Aug 21, 2017]
  324. 323="I can hear myself in my ear and it's freaking me out." -- JackPattillo [Aug 21, 2017]
  325. 324="Look at my crotch." -- JackPattillo [Aug 23, 2017]
  326. 325="Aww, the hoe's been used! Nothing worse than a used hoe." -- JackPattillo [Aug 23, 2017]
  327. 326="Enjoy your hoe." -- JackPattillo [Aug 23, 2017]
  328. 327="Can you turn an elevator?" -- JackPattillo [Aug 26, 2017]
  329. 328="Give me all of your baby's chunks!" -- JackPattillo [Aug 27, 2017]
  330. 329="No! They stay in the cages." -- JackPattillo [Sep 10, 2017]
  331. 330="But I don't have 9 holes though..." -- JackPattillo [Sep 12, 2017]
  332. 331="Don't tell Caiti I did that. She'll divorce me." -- JackPattillo [Sep 12, 2017]
  333. 332="How do I look? ...Wow." -- JackPattillo [Sep 12, 2017]
  334. 333="You want a bone?" -- JackPattillo [Sep 13, 2017]
  335. 334="Just throwing your junk at me?" -- JackPattillo [Sep 16, 2017]
  336. 335="You don't enjoy my head when I talk." -- CaitiWard [Sep 16, 2017]
  337. 336="God damn it, Caiti! Wait your god damn turn." -- SheriWard [Sep 16, 2017]
  338. 337="That's me, though. Smudgey McSmudgeface." -- CaitiWard [Sep 16, 2017]
  339. 338="There's a bone for you." -- JackPattillo [Sep 16, 2017]
  340. 339="Get your ass out of bed; we're making LEGO!" -- JackPattillo [Sep 17, 2017]
  341. 340="I'll sell you some candy, kid." -- JackPattillo [Sep 18, 2017]
  342. 341="How do I ride you?" -- JackPattillo [Sep 19, 2017]
  343. 342="What's economy?" -- SheriWard [Sep 20, 2017]
  344. 343="I like "Princess Sheri"." -- SheriWard [Sep 22, 2017]
  345. 344="My favorite's the White one." -- SheriWard [Sep 22, 2017]
  346. 345="Do sharks have necks?" -- JackPattillo [Sep 26, 2017]
  347. 346="Great! I've got two of those..." -- JackPattillo [Sep 26, 2017]
  348. 347="Do I have anything small?" -- JackPattillo [Sep 28, 2017]
  349. 348="I dunno. I failed math." -- SheriWard [Sep 28, 2017]
  350. 349="Hi, I'm Sheri, and I like rainbows and Eeyore." -- SheriWard [Oct 8, 2017]
  351. 350="I'm pretty sure Jack's a stripper." -- CaitiWard [Oct 8, 2017]
  352. 351="How do you be not-racist?" -- SheriWard [Oct 9, 2017]
  353. 352="Can you think of anything that takes more of a beating than a vagina?" -- CaitiWard [Oct 9, 2017]
  354. 353="Harden up. Be a vagina." -- CaitiWard [Oct 9, 2017]
  355. 354="Torturing Kasavara is always fun times." -- JackPattillo [Oct 10, 2017]
  356. 355="I don't have a banana to show you... for scale...." -- JackPattillo [Oct 10, 2017]
  357. 356="the Power of the Moustache, we are handlebar!" -- Pacmonster [Oct 10, 2017]
  358. 357="I really wanna do, like, a 12 hour, crazy long session...." -- JackPattillo [Oct 11, 2017]
  359. 358="I think that's been good for my fingers." -- JackPattillo [Oct 11, 2017]
  360. 359="If you see a Nazi, you punch it." -- JackPattillo [Oct 15, 2017]
  361. 360="You punch Nazis." -- JackPattillo [Oct 15, 2017]
  362. 361="Sorry; I've got LEGO to build." -- JackPattillo [Oct 15, 2017]
  363. 362="It esploooded" -- JackPattillo [Oct 16, 2017]
  364. 363="I made a circle. That's awesome." -- JackPattillo [Oct 16, 2017]
  365. 364="Hide my fat belly as much as possible." -- JackPattillo [Oct 17, 2017]
  366. 365="She's a girl." -- SheriWard [Oct 17, 2017]
  367. 366="It's true: You are dead." -- JackPattillo [Oct 17, 2017]
  368. 367="Twitch is probably just having a really bad day. Maybe Twitch broke up with their boyfriend or girlfriend? I dunno. Maybe they're just having really bad family problems, or there's just something going on at school. I dunno, we dunno. We'll just give this to Twitch, this one." -- CaitiWard [Oct 24, 2017]
  369. 368="Where are your loyalties?" -- CaitiWard [Oct 24, 2017]
  370. 369="I'll hit you!" -- CaitiWard [Oct 24, 2017]
  371. 370="ASMR is all just sexual to me." -- JackPattillo [Oct 24, 2017]
  372. 371="I want to show you something. It's my stick. It hurts people." -- JackPattillo [Oct 27, 2017]
  373. 372="I grabbed the wrong body!" -- JackPattillo [Oct 27, 2017]
  374. 373="She's got a murder-boner!" -- JackPattillo [Oct 31, 2017]
  375. 374="My vagina can take a beating." -- CaitiWard [Dec 28, 2017]
  376. 375="I like to call people 'testicles'." -- CaitiWard [Dec 28, 2017]
  377. 376="You're such a testicle." -- CaitiWard [Dec 28, 2017]
  378. 377="You on top, us on bottom." -- JackPattillo [Dec 28, 2017]
  379. 378="There you go. Fits in so much better." -- JackPattillo [Dec 29, 2017]
  380. 379="Now we put our wangs right on top of that." -- JackPattillo [Dec 29, 2017]
  381. 380="A lot of thrust in this guy right here." -- JackPattillo [Dec 29, 2017]
  382. 381="It's soggy... and delicious." -- JackPattillo [Dec 31, 2017]
  383. 382="The best part about being married is that Jack's warm." -- CaitiWard [Feb 11, 2018]
  384. 383="What's "fun"?" -- JackPattillo [Jun 18, 2018]
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