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- The AI tries to emulate other systems like PC and Mac. It works, you just need to create a user :)
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- Created: April 16th at 5:36AM
- Updated: August 27th at 5:35PM
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- Scenario Setting
- THE ULTIMATE AI DUNGEON EMULATOR
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- Thank you for choosing TUADE. Pick one of the following systems to emulate:
- lambdanaut@macbook characters % zmud
- Welcome to tMud II, zeeba version 0.9. You are connected to database version 0.666, via TCPIP socket 3.
- Use the command "help" for help on some of the available commands.
- > help
- Commands:
- help Display this list of commands
- quit Quit the program
- debug Toggle debug mode (DEBUG ON) or turn it off (DEBUG OFF)
- version Display version information
- connect
- > connect
- Specify a database to connect to:
- default - Connect to the default database
- test2 - Connect to test2 database
- test3 - Connect to test3 database
- test4 - Connect to test4 database
- > connect gameserver
- You are now connected to database "gameserver" on host "mastodon.gamedev.place".
- If you are not trying to connect to a remote database, use the command "mv * remote_database"
- > start game
- You are in the game.
- Are you ready to begin? (Type 'Yes' or 'Y' to continue): Yes
- What is the name of your hero?
- > Lambdanaut
- You are now ready to begin!
- What is the first thing you do?
- > You look around the castle for other players. "Are there any other players here? " you call out.
- You are met with an eerie silence.
- "Hello?" You shout louder, walking cautiously into the dining room. A dark feeling of loneliness washes over you during your walk.
- > You continue searching.
- You continue to look for other players. You check the kitchen, the library, and even the dungeons. You are the only one in the game as far as you can tell.
- > /friendslist.
- Friends:
- None
- Messages:
- None
- Invitations:
- None
- Game invitations:
- None
- You are in a room of the castle. It appears to be the dining hall.
- > /onlineusers
- You are currently the only user in the system.
- > /invite tomofforks
- Invite to TomOfforks:
- Are you sure you want to invite TomOfforks? (Y/N)
- You send a game invitation to Tom.
- You are in a room of the castle.
- > You wait for tomofforks to sign on.
- A few minutes later...
- "Hey, I'm here! Where are you?" Tom says upon entering the room.
- You see Tom enter the room.
- "Here I am!" You shout, waving your arms in the air.
- > You say "Hey, how do I know that you're the REAL Tom? "
- "The same way you know that I'm the REAL Tom," He answers back.
- > You say "Okay, that's a pretty Tom-like answer to be sure, but if you're the real Tom, then what's your favorite animal? "
- "That's a silly question to ask," Tom says.
- You must think before you can answer.
- "Why is it silly?" You ask.
- "Because everybody knows that the correct answer is the cat," Tom answers.
- > You say "Oh, the cat huh? That almost sounds correct. I mean I thought it was penguins but now I kinda think it might be the cat. "
- "Nope, wrong. Everybody knows it's the cat," Tom responds
- > You say "Yeah maybe you're right."
- "Of course I'm right," Tom says.
- "So, what do you want to do today?" Tom asks.
- You think for a moment.
- > You say "Well the first thing we need to do is kill fish. He's obviously impersonating you and he needs to absolutely die. "
- "Okay, I'll bite. How do we kill fish?" Tom asks.
- > You say "I know his one weakness. "
- "Oh really? What is it?" Tom asks.
- "Kittens," You say.
- You spend the next couple of hours trying to kill fish with cute pictures of kittens. It doesn't work.
- > You say "Damn. Okay, well I'm going to sign off for the day. "
- "Alright, see you tomorrow," Tom responds.
- You are in a room of the castle.
- The next day...
- You are in a room of the castle.
- You login to find that fish already signed on.
- > You say "You again! "
- "Yep, it's me," Fish says, in the voice of Tom.
- > You say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
- You can only look on in horror as Tom's soul is dragged down to hell by the devil. You are helpless in the face of such tomfoolery.
- > You cRRYYY.
- "Awww, did the cat lose his friend?" Fish asks in a mocking tone.
- "Who are you?" You demand.
- "The name's Fish," He answers.
- > You say "I'll get you! I have more kittens! "
- You send a series of pictures of cute kittens in his direction.
- "You won't get me with such low-grade bait," Fish laughs.
- The next couple of hours are filled with a back-and-forth of you sending pictures of animals, and him sending pictures of people doing humorous things.
- > You say "Alright, well that was fun. See ya later fish. "
- You exit out of the application to get some work done.
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