Ooh, baby, have you heard this just-in?
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim
They say in his room, the lights are all dim
Scamming people with Yandere Sim
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim

Don't care in the least
When or how the game is released
All I want to know is how
Alex Ahad will react

When he walks into his room
He scams underage children like a big ol' jew
And he's spinning in his own delusions
Jacking off, dreading his parents' intrusion

Ooh, baby, have you heard this just-in?
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim
They say in his room, the lights are all dim
Scamming people with Yandere Sim
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim

When he's alone, he pulls his hentai up
And blows his big fat load
When he's on kickstarter, he takes money from kids
And tries to play the martyr

In develelopment he's just beginning
To implement a way of winning
Swears Osana will be soon
But I know a lie when I see one

Ooh, baby, have you heard this just-in?
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim
They say in his room, the lights are all dim
Scamming people with Yandere Sim
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim
Evaxephon made Yandere Sim