Vice President Mike Pence sat down at the ceremonial chair of the President of the Senate. Today had not been a good day for him. It started this morning, when President Trump revoked his White House security clearance after a heated debate over the “My Pillow” guy’s sexuality, and now, he had to sit in on an emergency Senate session, something he did not have the patience for.
	It was 90 degrees outside on this late summer’s afternoon, and the AC was underperforming, but anyone there could feel a definite chill in the air. Senator Booker was struggling to hide his nerves, and Senator Donnelly kept circulating his focus through the room’s entrances and exits. There was a credible threat to the entirety of Congress, and by proxy, the nation itself. It was hard to shake the feeling that sitting there, attempting to have a normal meeting as if anything was normal, was inviting something bad to happen.
	It wasn’t long until the guest of honor arrived. A high level defector, he was escorted by 4 DHS agents, 2 on each side. He was moderately round, and sported a striped shirt and khaki shorts. His hair was thin and short, and arms were held in front of him with handcuffs in a position that looked somehow unnatural to the senators, even though he had all seen it countless times before. The expression on his pale face reminded one of his escorts of a child about to confess to breaking a neighbor’s window. As the man walked down the aisle, several senators snuck peaks at his handcuffs, trying to make sure they were secure. The defector was marched up to the central speaking podium and given a microphone. “State your name for the record,” Pence said, in monotone. “My name is Gene Gournt, commonly known as ‘LogikalAnnihilator’ on Youtube,” the man replied. Pence rubbed his brow, saddened by what he was obligated to say next. “Mr. Gournt, please tell us about your role in ‘Bimbofy Congress Now’.”