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  1. Forty votes in a day, on Stack Overflow,
  2. was leaving me winded, tired and slow.
  3.  
  4. A Boater, no more, I thought to appear,
  5. when a horrible sound came forth to my ear.
  6.  
  7. A yodel, it's called, in mountainous lands,
  8. often heard solo (sometimes in a band).
  9.  
  10. Away from my desk I swiftly did move,
  11. I saw what I could not, would not approve.
  12.  
  13. "Oh the Horror!" I cried, fraught with dismay,
  14. three shiny diamonds, heading this way.
  15.  
  16. t'was Anna, Tim Post, and Shog shortly after,
  17. but only their heads, eyes full of laughter.
  18.  
  19. I pleaded for mercy, judging them kind,
  20. but all I received was a status-declined.
  21.  
  22. ...
  23.  
  24. My posts are all gone now, lost to the stack.
  25. I just don't see how I'll ever bounce back.
  26.  
  27. I stumble through days, weeks, in a daze,
  28. hoping for upvotes or even just praise.
  29.  
  30. I no longer review, or edit a post,
  31. for I've seen their fury, closer than most.
  32.  
  33. The moral, you ask? Well, it's quite clear.
  34. When you see a diamond, see it with fear.
  35.  
  36. Remember my story, remember it true.
  37. One day, who knows? It could happen to you.
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