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  1. [10:11] Jay: THAT REMINDS ME, ARE THERE ANY STRIP CLUBS IN THE AREA? I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT THIS MORNING, I THINK I WANT TO GO TO ONE
  2. [10:12] G: YEAH BUT THE ONES AROUND HERE SUCK. YOU SHOULD GO TO SHOW AND TELL IN PHILLY, ITS DELIGHTFUL
  3. [10:12] G: AND YOU BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE
  4. [10:13] Jay: HOLY CRAP BYOB STRIP CLUB?
  5. [10:14] Jay: OH WOW THAT'S PRETTY COOL
  6. [10:15] G: YEAH, BUT YOU GOTTA LEAVE YOUR CELL PHONE IN THE CAR
  7. [10:15] G: I THINK
  8. [10:15] Jay: THAT MAKES SENSE
  9. [10:16] Jay: WITH ALL THE CAMERA PHONES AND STUFF
  10. [10:16] Jay: I CAN SEE THEM NOT WANTING ANY OF THAT GOING ON
  11. [10:16] G: RIGHT
  12. [10:18] Jay: I DON'T KNOW THOUGH
  13. [10:18] Jay: I DON'T THINK I'M READY FOR THAT
  14. [10:19] G: ITS FUN
  15. [10:19] G: ITS EXPENSIVE THOUGH
  16. [10:19] Jay: YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE
  17. [10:19] Jay: THAT PART DOESN'T BOTHER ME
  18. [10:24] Jay: I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO FOCUS ON FOR NOW THOUGH
  19. [10:25] G: LIKE HOOKERS AND BLOW
  20. [10:26] Jay: YEAH I COULD GO FOR SOME HOOKERS AND BLOW
  21. [10:28] G: ME TOO, BIG TIME
  22. [10:28] G: I'M 100% SERIOUS, I HAVE HAD IT WITH LIFE RIGHT NOW
  23. [10:28] Jay: ME TOO
  24. [10:29] Jay: I'M AT OR BEYOND MY LIMIT
  25. [10:29] Jay: WORK, NON-WORK, I CAN'T TAKE IT
  26. [10:29] Jay: I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE, BREAK DOWN, OR COMPLETELY LOSE IT
  27. [10:29] Jay: OR SOME COMBINATION THERE-OF
  28. [10:30] Jay: I CAN GET THE BLOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET HOOKERS
  29. [10:31] G: I CAN GET THE BLOW TOO, WHY ARE WE BOTH SO BAD WITH GETTING HOOKERS
  30. [10:32] Jay: I DON'T KNOW
  31. [10:32] Jay: BUT IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON, I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE
  32. [10:32] G: YOU AND ME BOTH
  33. [10:33] Jay: NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I'VE HAD SEX WITH
  34. [10:33] Jay: AND YOU CAN GET LAID ANY TIME YOU WANT
  35. [10:33] Jay: THUS, UNFAIR
  36. [10:33] G: I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
  37. [10:34] Jay: BUT IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY TOMORROW NIGHT, WE CAN GET SOME BLOW, AND I'LL BE YOUR HOOKER
  38. [10:36] G: LOL OK I'LL HAVE TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE
  39. [10:37] Jay: COOL
  40. [10:41] Jay: I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS, I COULD USE A BREAK FROM LIFE RIGHT NOW
  41. [10:41] G: WELL I CAN'T DO HOOKERS AND BLOW ON FRIDAY, BUT PERHAPS SATURDAY
  42. [10:42] Jay: MY SATURDAY IS OPEN, BUT MY BLOW IS IN NJ. IS YOURS CLOSER?
  43. [10:43] G: YEAH, ITS IN READING
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