Old Captain Anglo

Old Captain Anglo turned into space dust
(Old Captain Anglo turned into space dust)
Tween him and his men there was no trust
(Tween him and his men there was no trust)
He put his head out the window at the wrong time
(Put his head out the window at the wrong time)
His head turned to dust and his feet turned to slime
(Head turned to dust and feet turned to slime, slime, slime!)

They threw Anglo out into the warp
(Threw Anglo out right into the warp)
His body hit a bubble and he turned into a blorp
(Body hit a bubble and he turned into a blorp)
His legs turned into tentacles,
(his legs turned into tentacles)
his head regrew into five skulls
(his head regrew into five skulls)
His hands grew long and he grew claws
(his hands grew long and he grew claws)
A mouth and a nose where he had balls!
(A mouth and a nose where he had balls!)

No one wept for Old Captain Anglo
(No one wept for Old Captain Anglo)
He now stalks them wherever they go
(He now stalks them wherever they go)
So trust your men and trust your captain
(Trust your men and trust your captain)
Lest you meet space horrors in the cabin!
(Lest you meet space horrors in the cabin!)