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Warning, this fan fiction is completely satire and should NOT be taken seriously.

Apollo x Whitney

Apollo was rolling a joint and was high as balls. Earlier that day he met a girl at the super market and was planning on going on a date. He got a notification from tinder, "What could it be?". It was the girl from earlier, they matched on tinder. He grabbed his phone setup a date and then went to bed.  Next morning he is working so he can afford more coffee. Whitney passes by, "Hey baby." Whitney responded. He replied "So still coffee at 6?" "Indeed". He went to the T&T emporium to pick up some things... He grabbed the box of cherry flavored condoms. "200 bells." He paid and went home and was waiting in anticipation.


*6 PM*
Apollo sits in a booth waiting for her. 5 minutes later she comes in and sits down with him. "Hey sugar." They order some coffee. "So I hear reds is in town." Apollo states, "His items are all counterfeit." "Really??" they end up chatting for a very long time and ends it off with my place or yours? They end up staying at Apollo's house. She lays down in his bed ready to get pleasured. He slides on the cherry condom and says "owo" She starts off with sucking  "Oh yeah..." Apollo mumbled to himself. She says "Let's take it from the back..." He thrusts into her clit. She moaned "Oh my god! Your so strong!" He replied with "UwU". Next thing to destroy... Her breasts. He grabbed her breasts tightly and fondled them. "Baby I am gonna squirt." She nuts all over Apollo. She stays over for the night and falls asleep.

*10 AM*
"Fuck..." Whitney thinks. She grabs her phone "Fuck it." she thinks. Apollo wakes up and says "What?" "Nothing" Whitney states. Apollo checks the time, "Fuck I should make food." Apollo says. He makes pancakes, she leaves. He is craving some marijuana, he rolls a fat joint like sly fucker.

**transition but im dumb fuck!!!!!!11!!**
to be continued