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  1. So, it's slowly driving me INSANE the number of questions that I keep getting about whether or not the twins (in our fandom) are GENETICALLY the same. If one of them knocked up a girl, would they be able to tell who was the dad if they both had banged her? If you took a cheek swab from both of them, could you tell them apart? If they both ejaculated on a table (what?), could you tell who's cum stain was whose?
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  3. HOW is 'IDENTICAL' such a hard concept to grasp? Fertilize egg, split egg, make two babies FROM ONE EGG. That's how it goes. So wouldn't it just be SIMPLE LOGIC to go 'hey, if they came from the same fertilized egg, same egg, same sperm, the whole nine, maybe they are genetically identical seeing as they are made from the EXACT SAME STUFF'? Or, like, 6th grade health class shit?
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  5. I've even equated it to cutting off a hand. If you cut your hand off, does it spontaneously develop different DNA from you? No. And why is that? Is it because it came from the SAME DAMN SOURCE, OMG HEY JUST LIKE THE TWINS DID? Oh, would you look at that.
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  7. I don't get why people don't get it. Or why people are so obsessed with the twins spraying semen around like some sort of horrible sperm based firefighters.
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  9. And I am going to leave you with that image.
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