Me: No. You're just stating the obvious. Japan is a country.
Jonathan: No, I mean continent. Japan is its own continent.
Me: Last time I checked, Japan was called Japan not Japantartica. There are 7 continents, not 8.
Jonathan: No, Japan is it's own continent.
Me: No, it's not.
Jonathan: Well, I'm part Japanese. I should know.
Me: Well, I'm full Japanese. You don't know.
Jonathan: Whatever.