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HIGH SCHOOL: The Debate Collection

Sep 23rd, 2013
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  1. -The Debate Collection-
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  3. *Note: may not contain any speeches or anything related whatsoever. this is just a collection of funny things that happened in class and after-school meetings*
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  7. (Playing a name game)
  8. Mike: ...And my name is Magic Mike.
  9. Majority of the members: *mixture of clapping, laughter, and cheering*
  10. Harris: He'll be keeping his clothes ON.
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  14. Amber: ... GRUESOME Guage. (note: he called himself "Gorgeous Guage)
  15. Majority of the class: *laughs*
  16. Guage: I'll let you off the hook this time... Only because you're my little sister's friend.
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  20. Harris: *on whiteboard* Nayad = Naiad. Coincidence?
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  24. (During an activity in which you find a theme to a picture)
  25. Harris: *switches to a slide with a picture of Miley Cyrus*
  26. Male Student: SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO TWERK!
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  30. Amber: *walks in playing the 3DS*
  31. Harris: PIKACHU! I choose you!
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  35. Guage: *casually walks in drinking a liter of Mountain Dew Voltage*
  36. Everyone else: ಠ_ಠ
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  40. Harris: When is a chair not a chair? When Lauryn's derrière is on it.
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  44. Allison: And it is now... *notices Derek on the phone* Mr. Too-busy-talking-on-the-phone's turn.
  45. Varsity Member: I can talk to his mom for him!
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  49. Varsity Student: Oh hey Sister *last name*, yeah Derek's giving a speech... Yeah, he's doing great!
  50. Allison: You talk too loud.
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  54. Allison: *cough*Novices should ask questions*cough*
  55. Dallin: Excuse me, but do you have a cold?
  56. Allison: Yes, it's the "novices should participate more" cold.
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  60. Dallin: *near the end of his speech* Gosh, this is just like giving birth...
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  64. Harris: Who wants to be an aide for today?
  65. *a few students raise their hand*
  66. Harris: *points to Destiny* Would you like to be my aide?
  67. Destiny: Sure!
  68. Harris: YES! I HAVE AIDS! ....It's not that great.
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  72. Harris: Amber! What are my political beliefs?
  73. Amber: I don't know?!
  74. Harris: That is correct!
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  78. (Topic: Soap Operas are better in Spanish)
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  80. Guage: So, have you ever seen a soap opera?
  81. Dallin: Yes.
  82. Guage: Have you seen a Spanish soap opera?
  83. Dallin: Yes, that one episode of Psych.
  84. Guage: Psych does not count. Have you seen a Japanese soap opera?
  85. Dallin: No, because anime is overrated. No offense to everyone that watches it.
  86. Guage: When I mean that Japanese soap operas were more animated, I meant that the people move a lot like this. *radomly flails arms*
  87. Dallin: Oh.
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