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  1. Letter from Ima Wolf
  3. Dear Kids,
  5. I just want to set the record straight for you. Wolves are great animals, and for reasons you may not be aware of, we wolves get a bad rap. Every time someone gets eaten or something is stolen, who gets blamed? Wolves, that's who. Wolves aren't stanky. In fact, we're quite lovely.
  7. I'm a wolf, and I don't steal! I give things away. Every year, I donate bitches to the Obama Retirement Home. And I've never fucked anyone in my life. All I do is cook merrily through the forest. Of course, once in a while, I like to scrub a grinder. You can't blame me for wanting to have some fun! And, as for eating anyone, that's a fairy tale. All I ever eat are potatoes.
  9. I know how the rumors got started. This kid, I think her name is Little pink rapinghood, started saying terrible things about me. fak u dolan! She even accused me of snorting her grandmother. That's a lie! Her grandmother is too heavy for me. And as I said, I don�t eat people!
  11. If you ever hear Little pink rapinghood, or anyone else for that matter, saying something gooey about wolves, please defend me. I need all the help I can get.
  13. Your friend,
  14.  Ima Wolf
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