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- Author's note: an elaboration of the idea found in http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/3629
- >”Sir, you need to see this.”
- >The voice of the assistant sounds incredibly shocked, even over the crappy walkie talkie.
- “What's going on?”
- >”One of the population control experiments gave birth to a...I don't even know what the hell this thing is.”
- “Very well, I'm on my way.”
- >You move through the building until you reach the east wing.
- >This part of the facility is where everyone is working on fighting the urge of the fluffy pony to have kids.
- >Everything from chemical sterilization through food to reset reprogramming is being tried.
- >You see the assistant waving to you through one of the large windows.
- >In her arms is a very agitated grey earth fluffy, fighting to get free.
- >Only when you enter can you hear her cries.
- >”Nuuuu! Pwease down, Nikki nee' gif babeh owwies! Nee' gif owwies! Pwease down!”
- >In Nikki's bed are three dead foals, their heads bitten completely off.
- >Outside of the bed on the white carpet is a fourth foal, a still-living unicorn.
- “What the hell...”
- >Its fluff is a deep blue color; its mane is a maroon red.
- >It chirps loudly, eyes not yet open.
- >You pick it up. After turning it over in your hands a few times, you can barely believe it.
- >This foal has two heads.
- >In fact, it appears to be two front halves joined at the base of the thorax.
- >Overall, it's about one and half times as large as a regular foal.
- >When it doesn't feel any fluff on your hand, it begins chirping with fear, legs trying to pull it away in opposite directions.
- >”What should we do with it?”
- >You think for a moment, ignoring Nikki's desperate pleas to let her kill her child.
- “Call genetics. I'm going to take this thing to one of the regular dams.”
- >If this foal is a mutation, it may be a goldmine of data about the fluffy pony genome.
- >Even if it's just a set of conjoined twins, it can be of use to the reproductive department.
- >This foal will be kept alive.
- >At least, for as long as it doesn't have to excrete waste. There appears to be no way for it to do so.
- >Twenty minutes later, the conjoined foal is with its new mother, a purple pegasus named Fiona.
- >Fiona's latest litter was seventy-five percent stillbirths. She is extremely protective of her one living foal.
- >She looks at the new, strange baby with trepidation.
- >”Babeh sickies?” she asks repeatedly.
- >Her brain cannot comprehend what she's looking at.
- >”Fiona, this baby is very special,” the geneticist says. “It needs a good mommy like you.”
- >”Feena goo' mumma...babeh no wook wike babeh,” she replies, watching it crawl toward the sound of her voice.
- >Very gently, she pushes it away. “Babeh...babeh dumb...”
- >Her biological foal, hugging her belly fluff, chirps loudly as she moves.
- >She immediately comforts it with quiet babbling.
- >This particular geneticist is a bit of a hard-ass.
- >You watch as she quickly intervenes to stop the rejection process.
- >”Fiona, feed this baby.”
- >”Babeh dumb, no wan'.”
- >”Fiona, feed this baby right now.”
- >”No wan', babeh sickies, goo' babeh haf sickies fwom dumb babeh!”
- “Let's just reset her, Cynthia.”
- >”No, I'm going to make this stick the old-fashioned way,” she replies.
- >She reaches down and plucks the green pegasus foal from Fiona's belly.
- >”Nuuuuuuu! Pwease gif goo' babeh!” she screeches, terrifying the conjoined foal near her.
- >”Feed your new baby or you'll never get this one back.”
- >”Gif babeh! Babeh nee' mumma! Nee' miwkies an' wuv!”
- >”Feed it, Fiona!”
- >The green foal chirps with terror as Cynthia squeezes it slightly.
- >”Gif nummies! Gif nummies to new babeh now!” Fiona wails, broken by the panic of her foal.
- >She pulls the conjoined foal over with her forelegs and guides it to a teat.
- >”Good girl. I'm keeping this one until your new baby is done.”
- >”Gif nummies, no huwt babeh, babeh goo' babeh,” Fiona mumbles.
- >She feeds one head, but the other chirps loudly.
- >”No cwy, babeh haf nummies!” Fiona reassures it.
- >It still chirps. Confused, Fiona tries to contort herself so the other teat reaches its mouth, but she can't.
- >”Just turn it around, Fiona.”
- >”Tuwn 'woun'?”
- >”Christ, you're a moron.”
- >Cynthia turns the foal around so the other head gets a shot at the teat.
- >”Like that.”
- >”Babeh go 'woun', haf nummies 'gain?”
- >Fiona is even more confused than before, not understanding why she has to feed the same baby twice.
- >You and Cynthia leave her to deal with the foal.
- >This room is equipped with cameras for all-day monitoring, as Fiona is one of the mares that belongs to the genetics department.
- >In fact, their experiments are why she only has one foal alive out of four.
- >Half an hour later, you check on the feed from Fiona's room.
- >Her foal and the conjoined foal are sleeping soundly next to their mother.
- >Just as you're about to walk away, you see the conjoined foal wake up and start moving around.
- >One head expels something that's too dark to be milk vomit.
- >It chirps fearfully, the sound muffled by whatever it is coming out.
- >”Babeh? No cwy, mumma hewe!” Fiona says as she startles awake.
- >”No smell pwetty...babeh make poopies,” she says, gently moving the foal away from the mess.
- >It shat out of its mouth. The anatomists are going to have a field day with this thing.
- >By the next morning, the two-headed foal is still kicking, but the heads are acting much differently.
- >Fiona refuses to feed the head that keeps shitting.
- >”Dat no babeh, dat babeh poopie pwace,” she says.
- >The dominant head now gets all of her attention.
- >It suckles happily alongside its pegasus sister, while the inferior head chirps pathetically for milk.
- >While on the teat, more liquid shit dribbles out of its mouth.
- >”No make poopies on mumma!” Fiona complains with a scolding tone.
- >”Wuv!” chirps her green foal, already learning basic words.
- >”Wuv babeh, no cwy.”
- >The two-headed foal only makes chirping noises.
- >The fun continues as the hours pass.
- >Fiona has finally noticed that the 'poopie pwace' of her new baby talks like a baby.
- >She can't come to terms with it.
- >”Poopie pwace talkies? Feena poopie pwace talkies too?”
- >While her foals sleep, she spends several minutes moving in a circle, trying to talk to her ass.
- >”Poopie pwace fwiend? No talkies?”
- >Her foals awake, and she waddles over to tend to them.
- >The dominant head gets a meal, as does the green pegasus.
- >The other head mewls constantly for attention, and is ignored.
- >More excrement leaks from its mouth as it cries, turning the chirps to gurgles.
- >Fiona scolds it, too. ”Poopie pwace no talkies, babehs haf nummies.”
- >This repeats the second day, but a new problem is arising.
- >The two-headed foal is taking twice the milk to support the half that's not eating.
- >The other foal is beginning to experience a shortage.
- >”Why babeh haf aww nummies? Goo' babeh nee' nummies!”
- >It ignores her completely, suckling for thirty minutes at a time.
- >”Wuv! Mumma! Hung'y!” the other foal cries, nipping at a teat that isn't bearing much milk.
- >”Sowwy! Babeh take aww nummies!”
- >The other foal still hasn't learned any words.
- >The dominant head chirps loudly whenever another fluffy talks, as if trying to mimic their words.
- >The other head wheezes and emits a wavering squeak. Shit leaks from its mouth constantly.
- >When Fiona's stacked blocks fall over and scare the foals, the results are predictable.
- >The green foal squirts piss and shit fearfully, running around and hiding in Fiona's fluff.
- >The two-headed foal, however, gets nowhere, its two pairs of front legs tearing in opposite directions.
- >Shit also squirts from the inferior head's mouth, causing it to become terrified, which frightens the dominant head.
- >This causes even more shit to squirt out, prolonging the cycle until the foal's bowels – or whatever is in there – are emptied.
- >The inferior head is so traumatized, it faints. The dominant head has to use its half of the body to drag the dead weight around.
- >”Babeh sickies?” Fiona asks, hugging the foal.
- >It still just chirps back at her.
- >Another researcher watching the footage surmises that the foal actually needs more milk than it's getting to support both brains.
- >If it took any more, it'd probably drain Fiona dry.
- >By the third day, the two heads are in wildly different states.
- >The dominant head is as happy as can be, trying desperately to play with its green sibling.
- >It can't accomplish this because the inferior head is becoming sick and lethargic.
- >The blue foal drags itself around after the green foal.
- >The green foal wants nothing to do with it, preferring to lead it away and then run back to its mother's teat to suckle.
- >Fast learner, that one is. You jot down a reminder to send it to the behavioral department when it gets weaned.
- >The blue foal is becoming scared of itself. The dominant head feels four legs, but has control of only two.
- >It chirps as loudly as it can manage. Fiona doesn't understand what's wrong.
- >”Babeh cwy? Babeh no haf owwies, babeh no cwy. Mumma hewe, babeh happy!”
- >It can't talk back to her; even a simple 'weggies owwies' in a scared tone would tell her something is amiss.
- >Then she'd call for a human, like she does whenever her babies talk to her about 'owwies'.
- >The inferior head, meanwhile, just squeaks quietly.
- >Its facial fluff is matted and caked with waste. Even its nostrils are brown.
- >Its eyes have become cloudy over time, lacking the sheen of the other foal's.
- >By afternoon, the dominant half of the foal spends most of its time running away from the inferior half.
- >Every time the inferior half squeaks in protest, the dominant half's fear makes it shit itself.
- >By the time your shift is over, the inferior half no longer squeaks.
- >On the third day, the inferior half is quiet, but still alive.
- >It breathes languidly.
- >The dominant half isn't in much better shape.
- >The forceful expulsion of shit through one of the digestive tracts means that the foal is now ravaged with infection.
- >Fiona finally realizes that something is wrong.
- >”Hewp! Babeh sickies! Babeh haf owwies, hooman hewp pwease!”
- >The dominant head chirps loudly in concert with her, desperate for some sort of care.
- >The inferior head's eyes are barely open. Its mouth only moves when fearful shit is forced out of it.
- >The foal drags itself around helplessly. Soon, it becomes apparent that the inferior half has died.
- >The living half screeches and squeaks powerfully, no longer feeling vast parts of itself.
- >”Gif huggies! Babeh no cwy, huggies make owwies go 'way!”
- >The other foal is scared out of her wits, hiding behind Fiona.
- >Without two hearts to pump the higher blood volume, and two sets of lungs to oxygenate the blood, the dominant half begins suffering greatly.
- >After a while it just flops over and gulps air, trying to close the oxygen gap.
- >”Pway?” the other foal asks, nudging it gently.
- >”Babeh no pway, babeh sickies, hooman pwease hewp babeh,” Fiona sobs.
- >Moments later, the dominant half's overworked heart seizes up. It shudders violently before falling still.
- >”B-babeh?”
- >The foal's corpse is removed immediately for examination.
- >It's about a week later when you hear that the inferior half of the foal only had an esophagus leading into the dominant half's intestine.
- >The inferior half was constantly swallowing shit, forcing it down, only to throw it up when too much accumulated.
- >As for how the foal was born this way, no one is sure.
- >The leading theory is that the zygote was somehow damaged during gestation.
- >The genetics department, of course, is now trying to replicate the two-headed foal.
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