<Felty> so I can go live in a van
<Felty> in the mountains
<Endora> where do you think petrol comes from
<Felty> and never talk to people again
<Endora> DINOSAURS FELTY
<Endora> ANIMALS
<Felty> dead plants
<Endora> NO PROBLEM WITH USING PETROL EY!
<Felty> pretty sure
<Enark> where do dinosaurs come from?
<Enark> god
<Endora> DEAD ANIMALS TOO!
<Enark> THEREFORE
<Duck> they dont call it fossil fuel for no reason
<Felty> bio diesel
<Duck> >.>
<Felty> what no
<Felty> w
<Enark> you have god juice in your engine aka jesus juice
<Endora> bio diesel LOLOLOL!
<Endora> that shit's like
<Endora> 5% corn
<Endora> some african child is starving atm
<Endora> and you're using food to power your car
<Duck> FUCK YOU KID
<Duck> WE USE FOOD TO POWER OUR CAR
<Duck> way to fucking give a shit felty
<Felty> :/
<Endora> felty
<Enark> to bad niggers can go die
<Felty> l2 recycle
<Endora> you should drive your car
<Endora> on canola oil
<Enark> not sharing my corn
<Duck> YEA KID
<Duck> WHEN WE ARE DONE WITH THE FUEL IN OUR CAR
<Duck> YOU CAN HAVE THE SCRAPS
<Endora> lol
<Endora> send him the bag of carbon monoxide
<Endora> BREATHE THIS IN!
<Felty> bio diesel is usually restaurant grease
<Duck> go to mcdonalds
<Endora> so
<Duck> hi welcome to mcdonalds
<Endora> beef and bacon fat
<Enark> ima buy a fucking mcdonalds
<Duck> HOW may I take your order
<Duck> hmm yea can I have that oil that is done being used
<Duck> the what?
<Felty> I would like 5 tons of grease please
<Endora> lol
<Duck> The oil please I would like it
<Duck> gtfo weirdo
<Endora> stick it in this suitcase for me
<Endora> here is a shovel
<Felty> I want to bathe in it
<Endora> I want to raise a child on it
<Duck> either way
<Duck> that oil has meat in it
<Endora> agreed
<Endora> enjoy being non vegan
<Duck> can you imagine the face on the hindus
<Felty> not if I get grease from vegan restaurants
<Endora> the only way to adhere to veganism is living on your bike
<Felty> and not driving anywhere
<Endora> >grease
<Enark> fuck that
<Duck> when they found out the fries
<Endora> >vegan restaurants
<Duck> FRIES
<Enark> fuck animals
<Duck> not the meat
<Endora> >grease comes from animal fat
<Duck> the fucking FRIES
<Enark> they would kill me if they had the chance
<Felty> vegetable oil
<Duck> had beef in it
<Enark> its not vegetiabe oil
<Duck> they must have been mad
<Enark> they use beef oil
<Enark> true story
<Duck> they do
<Duck> thats why there was beef in the FRIES
<Enark> makes it taste better
<Duck> and india was mand
<Enark> indeed
<Duck> besides
<Duck> I dont think you are going to get much grease
<Duck> from a vegan restaurant
<Endora> felty
<Duck> at all
<Enark> just make a pedal powered car
<Endora> would you eat an animal if you killed it yourself
<Enark> pedal for like 10 days then you can go like a mile or so
<Felty> would you eat a human if you killed it yourself
<Duck> >if it kill yourself
<Duck> >if it
<Duck> >yourself
<Endora> I wouldn't eat a human
<Duck> oh killed it yourself
<Endora> in the same way that other species don't eat themselves
<Duck> endora
<Felty> wait what
<Duck> fish sometimes eat their young
<Felty> how the fuck did I get chocolate soy milk on my walls
<Endora> sure and sickos sometimes eat their young
<Duck> some people buy female dogs
<Endora> doesn't mean it's commonplace
<Duck> just so they can fuck it
<Endora> sure and some dogs buy female people
<Endora> just so they can fuck it
<Felty> gtg
<Endora> but felty why wouldn't you eat an animal if you could kill it yourself
<Duck> ok ok
<Duck> if you accidentally killed an animal
<Endora> what if you gave the cow a quick death
<Duck> you kind of HAVE to eat it
<Endora> ok no here's a better question
<Duck> otherwise its disrespectful
<Endora> what if i gave you some meat
<Endora> and told you
<Endora> if you didn't eat this meat
<Endora> I will kill another cow
<Endora> and make you eat that meat instead
<Endora> and that this cycle will continue until you eat the meat
<Endora> what would you do Felty
<Duck> then there would be no more cows
<Endora> WHATS WRONG FELTY
<Endora> DID I BREAK YOUR MORAL COMPASS?
<Endora> SORRY ABOUT THAT!
<Felty> wut
<Endora> WHAT WOULD YOU DO FELTY WHAT WOULD YOU DO!
<Felty> I would eat the first meat
<Felty> or just wait for you to get bored
<Endora> SO YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN AFTER ALL
<Endora> Duck Zalgo
<Endora> Enark Slamhead
<Duck> wut
<Slamhead> ?
<Endora> HE'S NOT A VEGAN
<Slamhead> lol casual
<Enark> NONVEGANFAG
<Endora> Ok Felty
<Endora> how about this
<Endora> I serve you a plate of meat
<Endora> and you have the choice
<Endora> of eating it or not
<Endora> but!
<Slamhead> WORLD 54 IS OURS DISREGARD 53
<Endora> if you do not eat it I kill a human
<Endora> and then you must
<Endora> eat ze human
<Enark> would you eat an animal if it was trying to eat you!?
<Slamhead> pigs and humans share like 95% DNA
<Slamhead> so eating pork
<Slamhead> is like eating a human
<Slamhead> FUCKING CANNIBALS
<Enark> bacon fuckinnggg goooodddd
<Felty> If I eat my leg
<Felty> am I human
<Duck> fuck this talk made me hungry for sunny side up eggs and toast
<Enark> mmm tooasstt
<Slamhead> FUCKING
<Endora> ok felty
<Endora> how about this
<Slamhead> GRAINS
<Slamhead> SHARE
<Slamhead> A SMALL AMOUNT OF DNA WITH HUMANS
<Endora> I serve you seeds
<Slamhead> SO
<Slamhead> EATING TOAST IS LIKE EATING YOUR BROTHER
<Endora> and if you eat the seeds
<Slamhead> PRETTY MUCH
<Slamhead> U FUCKING CANNIBALS
<Endora> then I kill a cow
<Endora> but you must eat the seeds
<Endora> now what do you do!
<Felty> what
<Felty> I'm just gonna leave now kthx
* Felty is now known as Felty-afk
<Endora> OK WHATEVER NON VEGAN
<Endora> I BROKE HIS MORAL COMPASS HE COULDNT DECIDE TO EAT THE SEEDS OR EAT THE SEEDS