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  1. It Seems I'm Only Popular With the Same Sex
  2.  
  3. p1
  4. >Nyan
  5. >>Please pick me up
  6.  
  7. >Gross Gross Gross
  8.  
  9. >It was delicious
  10.  
  11. >You're spoiling me, dammit...
  12.  
  13. p2
  14. >That much?
  15.  
  16. >Rejoice, little brother!
  17. >I'm about to tell you a tale (i.e. boast) about my new friends.
  18.  
  19. >I don't really have any interest in your friends, so get out.
  20. >And I've told you not to burst into my room.
  21.  
  22. >Don't... really... you say...?
  23. >Eh!?
  24.  
  25. p3
  26. >Forgiven
  27.  
  28. >S-Sorry, "don't really" was a bit much.
  29. >I'm just agitated cos there's a tournament coming up... Sorry.
  30. >Grrr...
  31. >I'll never forgive you!
  32. >Never!
  33.  
  34. >...
  35. >Hah...
  36. >Fine.
  37.  
  38. >I'll hear you out... No, please tell me... about your friends, Nee-chan.
  39. >!
  40.  
  41. >Fu... Well since you asked so nicely.
  42. >A soccer monkey like you must be hungry for tales about girls...
  43. >Good grief
  44. >I'll tell you... but don't lay a hand on my friends, okay?
  45. >>pissed
  46. >So annoying...
  47.  
  48. p4
  49. >Dunno
  50.  
  51. >Look! These are my friends!
  52. >Heh...
  53.  
  54. >Whaddaya think? Any questions?
  55. >Yeah... What kind of people are they?
  56.  
  57. >Now that you mention it, what are those guys like again...?
  58. >Are they really your friends?
  59.  
  60. p5
  61. >Bothersome
  62.  
  63. >What's that!? You dare doubt your big sister's social status!?
  64. >Oraaaa!
  65. >I wasn't really doubting you or anything...
  66. >I don't care enough to do that...
  67.  
  68. >Fine! I'll call them right now...
  69. >and prove it to you!!
  70. >She just said something kinda bothersome.
  71.  
  72. >Ah, it's Kuro~
  73.  
  74. >Hello, Kuro?
  75. >Hey, Nemo, how would you describe our relationship?
  76. >She just said something kinda bothersome.
  77.  
  78. p6
  79. >Girly Friends
  80.  
  81. >So, what's our relationship?
  82. >>Kuro
  83. >Of course we're fr-...
  84.  
  85. >I guess we're girly friends?
  86. >>hang up
  87. >Heh?
  88.  
  89. >Pft fufufu. She's definitely gonna think I was declaring myself as her lover.
  90. >I wonder if Kuro's panicking right now...lol
  91. >Mufu~
  92.  
  93. >G-Girly friends? She doesn't mean...
  94. >Awawa...
  95. >Doesn't she just mean you're female friends?
  96. >Y-Yeah, that. That scared me.
  97. >Is Nemo's gonna be okay with English...?
  98.  
  99. p7
  100. >She Tried Asking Everyone
  101.  
  102. >....buddies
  103. >>mumble
  104. >? What was that?
  105. >I said we're buddies, dammit! I'm gonna hit you!
  106. >>giggle
  107.  
  108. >You're my admirable senpai.
  109. >By the way, you don't have any other underclassmen, do you?
  110. >I don't think so?
  111. >Then that makes me you number one kouhai, Senpai!
  112.  
  113. p8
  114. >...K-K-Kuroki... I feel the same way you do...
  115. >...I see. Thanks. (So we're friends, huh?)
  116.  
  117. >Did you ask the others?
  118. >? Yeah, I did.
  119. >Then a hundred times what they said.
  120. >Eh?
  121. >A HUNDRED TIMES
  122.  
  123. p9
  124. >GOD
  125.  
  126. >Next is Katou-san...
  127. >...Actually I better not.... I'd just be a bother...
  128. >!
  129.  
  130. >!?
  131. >A-A call from K-Katou-san...!? (Oracle)
  132. >>Goddess
  133.  
  134. >Hello, Kuroki-san?
  135. >H-Hello, K-Katou-san. D-Did you need something?
  136. >Yeah. There's something I wanted to ask you real quick.
  137. >S-Sure. Wh-What is it...?
  138.  
  139. >Isn't there something you wanted to ask me, Kuroki-san?
  140. >!?
  141. >An all-knowing god...!!
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