A one off about nutt.

"DID YOU FUCK MY SISTER MAN?!" Chris yells at me from the sidewalk. Oh I did, Lord knows I did, from the Christmas Eve's eve until the day after boxing day you two were joined at the crotch. By the time all was said and done she looked bloated in the gut, and before I did finally remove my manhood from her obliterated intimacy she softly pleaded  for me to grab the five gallon bucket from outside. While I basked in the afterglow, she leaked a constant white stream, until eventually she passed out on my chest and I fell asleep. In the morning the bucket was emptied, giving way to well over a half gallon of bodily fluids. My attention turns away from fucking Chris's sister and back to the furboi himself "Yeah I did, what's it to you?". Chris turns back and says with the most amount of malice one can put behind a smile "Well, Jackie showed up at my apartment and said I'm gonna be an uncle and I KNEW the father.". "So what led you to me you freaky housecat?" I call out with a degree of inquiry behind it, "Oh, you think I did't know she hated barb dick ya dumb shithead. That chubby dick swallower has been partitioning every lover you ever had to be a threepeat."
	That's where it began, I came home to an emerald lizard an a pretty kitty waiting for me the moment I walked in, and with my newfound polygamy. We began to try new things, notably how much I could fill either before they were in visible discomfort. A gallon for the pretty kitty and a three quarts for the lizard.