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  1. 10:24:10 <Gargantua> I imagine you're a happy drunk
  2. 10:24:15 <Gargantua> lol
  3. 10:24:16 <kite--> I am
  4. 10:24:21 <kite--> he just kept playing with it
  5. 10:24:38 <Gargantua> That's what she said.
  6. 10:24:53 <kite--> :P
  7. 10:24:59 <Gargantua> But yeah, that sounds annoying.
  8. 10:25:07 <O_RLY> Drunk flirthing is always entertaining when you relive it the next day.
  9. 10:25:08 <kite--> more strage
  10. 10:25:15 <Gargantua> lol
  11. 10:25:19 <O_RLY> flirting, even.
  12. 10:25:22 <kite--> just so besotted
  13. 10:25:37 <Gargantua> People do strange things when they're drunk
  14. 10:25:45 <kite--> yeah, i just remember different parts of the night ad realise how stupid some things were
  15. 10:26:25 <kite--> everyone was very happy though
  16. 10:26:38 <kite--> even though the irish had lost the rugby in london... to the english
  17. 10:26:43 <jheit1> speaking of drinking
  18. 10:26:47 <kite--> the same day
  19. 10:26:53 * jheit1 drinks some
  20. 10:27:09 zb3 sets mode +v logic
  21. 10:27:11 * kite-- drinks some water
  22. 10:28:24 Gargantua has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  23. 10:29:02 mason- (mason-!~Owner@cloak-68B04961.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined channel #totse
  24. 10:32:12 zb3 sets mode +v mason-
  25. 10:33:10 Gargantua (Gargantua!~gargantua@AD771B1.2B556D7.DF659EE4.IP) has joined channel #totse
  26. 10:33:46 mason- has quit (Quit: mason-)
  27. 10:34:15 logic has quit (Quit: logic)
  28. 10:37:08 Euda (Euda!~Euda@cloak-C2B16957.cg.shawcable.net) has joined channel #totse
  29. 10:37:08 ChanServ sets mode +o Euda
  30. 10:37:15 zb3 sets mode +v Gargantua
  31. 10:37:36 Euda has quit (Quit: Euda)
  32. 10:38:50 <jheit1> euda likes peepees
  33. 10:45:43 Gargantua has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  34. 10:47:58 Gargantua (Gargantua!~gargantua@AD771B1.2B556D7.DF659EE4.IP) has joined channel #totse
  35. 10:50:10 TheDuke (TheDuke!~TheDuke@cloak-DC44918E.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined channel #totse
  36. 10:51:05 <TheDuke> so if zombies eat brains.....
  37. 10:51:18 <TheDuke> ..... does that mean they have brain farts?
  38. 10:52:26 zb3 sets mode +v Gargantua
  39. 10:52:47 <Gargantua> lol
  40. 10:53:43 wires (wires!~wires@cloak-E8AA587A.range86-183.btcentralplus.com) has joined channel #totse
  41. 10:53:43 ChanServ sets mode +o wires
  42. 10:54:20 <TheDuke> herro wires
  43. 10:54:32 <jheit1> racist
  44. 10:54:41 <wires> good afternoon
  45. 10:55:15 <TheDuke> jheit1: whos racist?
  46. 10:55:23 <jheit1> all yall
  47. 10:55:35 <jheit1> panny is a racist
  48. 10:56:57 <O_RLY> You're a racist.
  49. 10:57:01 <O_RLY> Racist pig.
  50. 10:57:14 <jheit1> fuckin right
  51. 10:57:20 <jheit1> everyone is racist
  52. 10:57:20 <TheDuke> DIE FASCIST SCUM
  53. 10:57:22 <jheit1> even zok is
  54. 10:57:30 zb3 sets mode +v TheDuke
  55. 10:57:30 <jheit1> FASCIST?
  56. 10:57:35 <jheit1> NIGGA PLESE
  57. 10:57:42 <jheit1> I'm a commie you bitch
  58. 10:57:47 <ibm> jheit1 should be burned at the stake
  59. 10:57:52 <Gargantua> WIGAG PLAESE
  60. 10:57:54 <O_RLY> You're just a socialist, jheit1
  61. 10:57:54 <Gargantua> Wigga8
  62. 10:57:56 <ibm> for social witchcraft
  63. 10:57:56 <O_RLY> so STFU
  64. 10:58:20 * kite-- slaps you all
  65. 10:58:32 <ibm> protip as long as you live in America you aren't a commie
  66. 10:58:33 * O_RLY slaps kite--
  67. 10:58:52 <jheit1> BE NICE TO KITE
  68. 10:58:55 <TheDuke> slap harder please kite-, imma masochist
  69. 10:58:55 * ibm slaps kite-- and O_RLY around with a bit of large trout
  70. 10:58:56 <jheit1> fucking fed bitch
  71. 10:59:12 <Gargantua> I'm a sadist.
  72. 10:59:19 <Gargantua> Sadists are fucking rare nowadays.
  73. 10:59:19 <jheit1> well I'm a faggot
  74. 10:59:24 <O_RLY> jheit1: you be nice. Fucking socialist.
  75. 10:59:27 <Gargantua> So am I
  76. 10:59:36 <Gargantua> o:
  77. 10:59:48 kite-- has changed the topic to '<+jheit1> well I'm a barbie girl | [16:09] jheit1: well I'm a faggot'
  78. 10:59:50 <Gargantua> I'm pretty much a fag except for the whole liking sex with men part.
  79. 10:59:55 <Gargantua> lol
  80. 11:00:25 <TheDuke> sadists are rare, u know how hard it is to find a dom chick who's any good at it?
  81. 11:00:29 <Gargantua> I just had 3 cups of coffee.
  82. 11:00:37 <O_RLY> jheit1 is a Lutheran commie.
  83. 11:00:41 <Gargantua> Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Dom chicks.
  84. 11:00:52 <Gargantua> Harder than finding a sub chick, man.
  85. 11:00:57 <Gargantua> They think it's anti-feminist or some shit.
  86. 11:01:14 <ibm> lolololol
  87. 11:01:17 <kite--> :\
  88. 11:01:20 <Gargantua> When we're in bed, you're my bitch. When we're out, you can be the equal partner of my life or some shit.
  89. 11:01:20 <TheDuke> sub chicks are pretty easy to find actually
  90. 11:01:54 <ibm> ive only met one chick that let me choke her while fucking
  91. 11:01:55 <Gargantua> Well, yeah.
  92. 11:01:58 <Gargantua> probably.
  93. 11:02:02 <wires> hejså totse
  94. 11:02:02 <TheDuke> they just have varying degrees of submissiveness
  95. 11:02:09 <wires> do you feel rough today?
  96. 11:02:13 <Gargantua> I actually haven't met any truly sadistic chicks.
  97. 11:02:18 <TheDuke> no, i feel fine
  98. 11:02:19 * kite-- hates her life today
  99. 11:02:25 <Gargantua> Except, maybe psychologically.
  100. 11:02:33 * O_RLY hates your life everyday.
  101. 11:02:39 <wires> what's the damage kate
  102. 11:02:41 * kite-- bans O_RLY
  103. 11:02:45 <kite--> so much damage
  104. 11:02:50 <kite--> I came online at like, 4am
  105. 11:02:51 <Gargantua> Fetish guilt is awful, wires.
  106. 11:02:53 <Gargantua> I'm serious.
  107. 11:02:56 <kite--> and talked to panny in tinychat
  108. 11:02:56 <O_RLY> lol
  109. 11:02:59 <kite--> wasted as
  110. 11:03:04 logic (logic!~logic@cloak-98656945.mycingular.net) has joined channel #totse
  111. 11:03:07 <Gargantua> Do you know how fucking awful I felt when I liked sadistic shit when I was younger?
  112. 11:03:09 <kite--> pretty much passed out on the keyboard
  113. 11:03:15 <Gargantua> There needs to be more awareness of that.
  114. 11:03:36 <logic> I drank way too much last night
  115. 11:03:39 Gargantua has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  116. 11:03:46 <TheDuke> panny always passes out on cam
  117. 11:03:56 <ibm> ^^^
  118. 11:04:01 <kite--> it was me doing the passing out
  119. 11:04:05 <kite--> he was also very drunk though
  120. 11:04:07 <TheDuke> oh.......
  121. 11:04:23 <kite--> I think he swapped phone numbers so he coul call me?
  122. 11:04:24 <kite--> even though
  123. 11:04:28 <O_RLY> When is he not?
  124. 11:04:32 <kite--> we were voice chatting
  125. 11:04:48 <kite--> I dunno, the whole night was very random.
  126. 11:05:09 <kite--> and i only just remembered that I ate a flithy kebab
  127. 11:05:14 <kite--> at the end of the night
  128. 11:05:14 <kite--> gah
  129. 11:05:18 <wires> did you have guinness original or draught?
  130. 11:05:20 <wires> *judge*
  131. 11:05:35 <TheDuke> the only excitement of my st pats day was a dude shooting up in my bathroom and nodding in there for 45 minutes
  132. 11:05:35 <kite--> lol I drank peroni, pimms and wine
  133. 11:05:41 * TheDuke shrugs
  134. 11:05:57 <kite--> Guinness is too much of a meal
  135. 11:06:00 <wires> *judge judge Kate*
  136. 11:06:06 <kite--> there was no kilkenny
  137. 11:06:09 Gargantua (Gargantua!~gargantua@1652C2B2.2B556D7.DF659EE4.IP) has joined channel #totse
  138. 11:06:24 <kite--> I polished off an entire bottle of pimms.
  139. 11:06:31 <Gargantua> Someone do a zb3 last 50 please.
  140. 11:06:34 <wires> pimms is so good
  141. 11:06:35 <wires> in summer
  142. 11:06:36 <wires> with fruit in
  143. 11:06:45 <kite--> for starters, before I even went to the bar
  144. 11:06:47 <kite--> yeah
  145. 11:06:49 <O_RLY> zb3: last 50
  146. 11:06:55 <TheDuke> zb3 voice gargntua
  147. 11:06:56 <kite--> lots of fruit in it
  148. 11:06:57 <ibm> zb3: last 500
  149. 11:07:01 <Gargantua> thx
  150. 11:07:02 <ibm> zb3: last 5000
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