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  2. [01:24] * Nivek_Razal is STILL in Cy's path. He simply luanchs a magicly formed ball of electricity at Cy. "I said enough!"
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  4. [01:24] <&Durroth> ((no, neither of you do either of those yet))
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  6. [01:29] * Ferret (talonmk5@Caelestia-8eedb8a5.sc.charter.com) has joined #darkabode
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  8. [01:29] * Reality sets mode: +ao Ferret Ferret
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  10. [01:32] * &RoninOfDreams (talonmk5@Operator.Caelestia.Net) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
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  12. [01:33] * &Liliana (mistress_li@Operator.Caelestia.Net) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
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  14. [01:38] * Nivek_Razal fails and is stuck slightly by the Sythe. "GAH!"
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  16. [01:39] <+Cy> "Dont get in my way.."
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  18. [01:39] <Nivek_Razal> I already told you *He blasts Cy with a magical burst of electricty mid-sentace* enough
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  20. [01:43] <&Ferret> ((Nivek, no trying to lace an attack in prior to your init. Bad boy. =P))
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  22. [01:43] <Nivek_Razal> ((I didn't see the init message till after and I'm still not used to useing the system <.<
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  24. [01:43] * +Cy glares at the two, he dashes to the side, in an attempt to get around them, and Behind Durroth aiming his gun at Durroth he waits. not pulling the trigger.
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  26. [01:49] * Reality sets mode: +v Nivek_Razal
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  28. [02:00] * +Cy grunts, dropping his gun, he collapses onto one knee, still glaring at Durroth, his body twitching noticeably "Say... Your Sorry.." his eyes shift colors, Red, Green, black, blue. he continues twitching, waiting for Durroth's answer.
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  30. [02:02] <+Nivek_Razal> While durroth and the others are in the wrong for what they said, you are far worse in the wrong for attacking.
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  32. [02:05] * +Cy (Cy@Caelestia-db09ac74.res.rr.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
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  34. [02:10] * ReCydent_Evil_4 (Cy@Caelestia-db09ac74.res.rr.com) has joined #darkabode
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  36. [02:17] * &Rimblade (Rimblade@Caelestia-b07c6527.east.verizon.net) Quit (Sent to the Diamond Mines: )
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  38. [02:19] * &Durroth turns and puts a hand on cy, shooting shifting energy through him and fusing every joint in his body (including fingers and toes and mouth joints) together until its no longer discernable that there ever WERE joints
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  40. [02:19] * Paladin_Of_Souls (Abode) hefts both Nivek and Cy by their collars, or nearest equivalents, with almost the same ridiculous ease as one might pick up children's toys. "Right. Stop. Both of you. I didn't wake up just to get into the middle of a pathetic pissing match between lame dogs."
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  42. [02:21] <+Nivek_Razal> I was helping defend the others. I don't see why your lifting me.
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  44. [02:21] * Wicked grins. "Well it be lookin like tha one did ye a favor, metalman. Ye now be tha worlds largest dildo. Maybe ye can finally be gettin some eh?"
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  46. [02:21] <Paladin_Of_Souls> (Abode) "Defending can be done all day without zapping a fool robot."
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  48. [02:22] <+Nivek_Razal> True but my way was a bit more effective. Though durroth, couldn't you have saved yourself the trouble and shut him down.
  49.  
  50. [02:23] * Sean (LB), who had just managed to *stop* laughing, now resumes his laughter at Wicked's renewed commentary.
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  52. [02:23] <ReCydent_Evil_4> "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU ANNOYING SEFLISH BITCH!"
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  54. [02:24] <Paladin_Of_Souls> (Abode) "You knucklehead. You don't think." Turning to regard Cy, he adds, "And you can stop treating the lady like crap. Lords know she used to have a tongue five times as acidic."
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  56. [02:25] <ReCydent_Evil_4> "She should stop being an annoying selfish bitch."
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  58. [02:25] <&Durroth> so thats h... never mind, not going to go there
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  60. [02:25] <ReCydent_Evil_4> "Treat OTHERS with the same respect she demands to be treated."
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  62. [02:25] <ReCydent_Evil_4> "And MAYBE I wont insult her back."
  63.  
  64. [02:26] * Wicked tugs her head towards the Paladin. "Ye just be mad tha I still be choosin him over you. But see, at least he be havin balls instead a throwin hissyfits."
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  66. [02:26] <Sean> (LB) "I....dunno....I have....no problem with 'er....attitude...." he manages between snickers and chuckles.
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  68. [02:27] * Paladin_Of_Souls (Abode) tosses both Nivek and Cy back with disgust, which will likely cause Cy to tumble onto his back given his fused state, while leaving Nivek more than likely a bruised rump.
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  70. [02:28] <Wicked> "Ye know... I bet we could be labellin him tha worlds biggest dick an itd be true in every count, yeah?"
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  72. [02:28] <ReCydent_Evil_4> "Durroth, Fix me so i CAN WRING HER LITTLE NECK!"
  73.  
  74. [02:28] * ReCydent_Evil_4 is now known as Cy
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  76. [02:28] * Reality sets mode: +v Cy
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  78. [02:29] <&Durroth> hmm...
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  80. [02:29] <&Durroth> let me think about that
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  82. [02:30] <&Durroth> I dont even know what I would fix on a giant dildo, is your vibrate function broken or something?
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  84. [02:30] <+Cy> "Durroth....... Stop being a douche."
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  86. [02:31] <Wicked> "I'd be afraid hed be rattled appart. I mean, do remember how quickly he be whiping it out an firin."
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  88. [02:32] * Paladin_Of_Souls (Abode) turns around and heads over back by Wicked. "I'm done here. I've one hell of a pissed off Nightmare to deal with."
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  90. [02:32] * Wicked seems disappointed. "Headin back?"
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  92. [02:33] <&Durroth> if your going to be that way, I'm selling you for some of the local currency, I'm sure someone'd be happy to buy you
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  94. [02:33] * Sean (LB) finally gets a hold of himself enough to speak normally, though it doesn't show in what he says next. "Wow....just the sheer....I mean....do you realize how STUPID that whole thing was, Cy?" He wipes his eyes one by one.
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  96. [02:33] <+Cy> "... I will find a way to shoot you.."
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  98. [02:33] <Paladin_Of_Souls> (Abode) "Likely should before Tyger makes it a nightly jaunt into YOUR dreams as well."
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  100. [02:34] <&Durroth> ah, not sleeping, how I love thee
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  102. [02:34] <Wicked> "See how eager he be? I think ye be makin an impression."
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  104. [02:34] <Paladin_Of_Souls> (Abode) "Just until she's pacified an' all."
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  106. [02:34] <&Durroth> sorry cy
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  108. [02:35] * Wicked then appears to become serious, an expression she hadn't worn since the argument began. "Aye, aye. Fine, we be goin ta visit her. But if tha Twitch a yers trashed tha house again, I be havin his wings."
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  110. [02:35] * &Durroth shifts into his female form
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  112. [02:35] <&Durroth> It just wouldnt work out between us
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  114. [02:35] <+Cy> "Thats.. Just Scary.."
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  116. [02:37] <Paladin_Of_Souls> (Abode) "Twitch is Twitch. 'Sides, Splicer was around. Apparently decided to hop into a body and be born 'anew' again."
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  118. [02:38] <&Durroth> what? it never occured to you before that natural shapeshifters have no set gender of their own?
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  120. [02:38] * &Durroth puts a hand over her mouth and laughs
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  122. [02:38] * +Nivek_Razal snickers
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  124. [02:38] <+Cy> "...."
  125.  
  126. [02:39] <+Cy> "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS!"
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  128. [02:39] <+Cy> "JUST FIX ME!"
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  130. [02:39] <&Durroth> a lady? of course you dont
  131.  
  132. [02:39] * +Nivek_Razal laughs harder
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  134. [02:39] <+Cy> "Fuck you, god damned homo."
  135.  
  136. [02:39] * +Cy shuts off for the night.
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  138. [02:40] <Wicked> grunts softly before looking back at Cy. "Ye know, he may be right. Better ta just remove all his sexual bits. Fixin him my be tha answer after all."
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  140. [02:40] <+Nivek_Razal> Does he even have any? He is a robot afterall
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  142. [02:40] <+Cy> ((ANDROID >:E))
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  144. [02:41] <&Durroth> it is patently impossible for me to be homosexual. I have no set gender of my own. I was female during the last trimester of my development and male at my birth.
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  146. [02:41] * Paladin_Of_Souls (Abode) shivers ever so slightly. "If'n you do neuter the construct, make sure I'm not around."
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  148. [02:42] <Wicked> "Didn be stoppin him earlier did it? He be so touchy, he's either PMS'n, goin through menapause, or is tha most sexually repressed bein in history."
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  150. [02:43] <+Nivek_Razal> All living things are female during some stage of devlopment. Before the second sex cromosome kicks, everyone is the same, regardless of gender
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  152. [02:43] * &Durroth giggles "indeed he is"
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  154. [02:43] <&Durroth> ah but nivek deary, not all of them can shapeshift.
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  156. [02:43] * Sean (LB) bites down faintly on his lip, but a faint snicker or two still escapes.
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  158. [02:44] <+Nivek_Razal> True.
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  160. [02:45] * Paladin_Of_Souls (Abode) glances at Wicked. "You coming or not?"
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  162. [02:47] * Cy is now known as Cy|Sleep
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  164. [02:47] * Wicked grins with slight leer, taking his arm. "Not yet, but I'm sure ye can be persuadin me."
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  166. [02:49] * Paladin_Of_Souls (Abode) cackles. "Persuade. Drag. Either way it'll happen."
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  168. [02:50] <Wicked> "In tha case, I guess we better be goin."
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  170. [02:50] <&Durroth> goodnight paladin
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  172. [02:50] * +Nivek_Razal wanders off to find a room.
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  174. [02:50] <&Durroth> goodnight wicked
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  176. [02:51] * Nivek_Razal is now known as Macha
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  178. [02:51] * Wicked makes a flippant little wave. "Nigh to ya."
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  180. [02:51] * Paladin_Of_Souls (Abode) waves goodnight back to Durroth before dragging Wicked off back to his Residence.
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  182. [02:52] * &Durroth kicks back against a wall, returning to her somber mood
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  184. [02:52] * Sean (LB) smirks faintly, still amused by the proceedings even now, and hunts for a chair to relax in. It isn't long after finding one that he ends up drifting off in it, sleep finally getting the better of him.
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  186. [02:52] <&Durroth> finally I can get some peace and quiet
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  188. [02:57] * &LordBarrius (pd142001@Operator.Caelestia.Net) Quit (Exterminated: Sleepy Kitten is very sleepy)
  189.  
  190. [02:57] * +Cy|Sleep reboots quickly
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  192. [02:57] <+Cy|Sleep> "ONE last thing!"
  193.  
  194. [02:57] <&Durroth> or not
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  196. [02:57] <+Cy|Sleep> "Good night everyone."
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  198. [02:58] <&Durroth> go to sleep cy, or I will tear out your circuitry
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  200. [02:58] * +Cy|Sleep smiles' or would if he could, and speaks one last thing "If i'm not fixed by tommorow. Ill kill you somehow."
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  202. [02:58] * +Cy|Sleep shuts off.
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  204. [02:58] <&Durroth> fat chance
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  206. [03:12] * +Macha walks back into the room. "By the way. If cy becomes annoying, his power switch is on his neck. Twas in Eitak's notes."
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  208. [03:12] * +Macha then turns and walks back out
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