Tech Support

-typing on computer-

-phone rings-

-tired groan-

-picks up phone-

-falsely cheery- “Tech Support, how may I assist you?”

-pause-

“You computer is frozen? Well, Ma’am, I’ll do my best to help in any way that I can. Can you tell me what kind of computer you have, and it’s operating system?”

-typing-

“Uh-huh... No, no, that was exactly what I needed, thank you. Now, is your computer hard-lined or wireless?”

-typing-

“Alright. Is your wi-fi secure, or open? Secure? Alright, that rules a few things out...no, that’s a good thing. There are so many things that can irk a computer. The shorter the list, the better.”

-pause-

-laughing- “You said it, not me, so you can’t be upset when I agree with you that it’s a trait computers and women share.”

-typing-

-professional- “Are there any new programs you’ve downloaded, maybe from an unsecured source?”

-pause-

“Well, some programs purposely have viruses and bugs embedded in them, sometimes for future marketing ventures, sometimes for theft of personal information stored in the hard drive of the computer, and sometimes just to be malicious.”

-pause-

-kindly- “I have no problems answering your questions, Ma’am. It’s what I’m here for. And it helps that you have a lovely voice, if you don’t mind me saying so.”

-pause-

-chuckling- “Thank you for returning the compliment, Ma’am. But, back to business; about those programs?”

-typing-

-absently- “Only one, huh? Coded by a friend? May I ask the function of this program?”

-pause-

“I only ask because depending on what it does and how it uses your CPU to do it, it could impede basic functions of your computer and make it crash. Or freeze. Even when not in use.”

-pause-

“You are using it? Or, at least you were before your computer froze. Well, there might be your problem. Overworked processor. Did you clear your cookies and internet history before you ran it? How about halt all unnecessary background programs? Did you at least backup your hard-drive?”

-typing-

-sighing- “Could you do all of that for me right now?”

-pause-

“You don’t know how. Alright. May I remotely access your computer, Ma’am? I’ll need your wi-fi password...thank you.”

-typing-

-absently- “Yes, Ma’am, your cursor is moving on it’s own. That’s me. Now, watch what I’m doing, to avoid phone calls like this in the future. You just click this...and go here...and while that’s doing that, go over to this icon and...do that. Alright, two out of three. Now, for...Ma’am? Is everything alright?”

-pause-

“I’m asking because you suddenly started breathing harder, and I hear a faint...buzzing over the line. Did something happen to your phone?”

-pause-

-dubious- “No? It just...does that sometimes? Uh-huh. Well, about the hard-drive backup, you’ll need either a blank CD-Rom disk or an external hard-dri...Ma’am, d-did you just...moan?”

-pause-

-clearing throat- “Okay, well, backing-up can wait, I suppose. I’ll just run a quick diagnostic on your computer to clear up any remaining issues and let you return to your...evening.”

-rapid typing-

-curious- “‘Distant Lover’. Is that the program your friend coded? Well, it’s up and running again, so I’ll include it in the diagnostic, see if there are any bugs that need fixing.”

-typing-

-absently- “Kinda looks like a control panel. Speed, pulse, depth...what’s it supposed to control?”

-one or two keys typed-

-startled- “Ma’am? Are alright? You suddenly sound like you’re in pain, and that buzzing...”

-pause-

-realizing- “No way. You didn’t.”

-keys typing-

-startled chuckle- “You did. You actually programmed a wire-less control for a vibrator into your computer. -wicked chuckle- Oh, you naughty thing.”

-pause-

-quickly- “No! No, don’t hang up! I’m only teasing. Actually, it’s pretty impressive, and quite well done. The coding looks spot-on, and it seems the controls work just fine.”

-pause-

-wicked- “TOO well, you say? No such thing. Now...perhaps you’d like a little help taking this thing for a test run? You know, to keep your computer from freezing again.”

-pause-

-laughing- “Yep, purely altruistic intentions. So, what do you say? -purring- Want me to make you come from the other side of the screen?”

-pause-

-shuddering- “Oh, you moan so prettily in my ear. Tell me about this ‘Distant Lover’. What exactly am I controlling?”

-one or two keys typed-

-chuckling- “Sorry, sorry! I couldn’t resist setting it just a little higher. God, you sound so sexy.”

-pause-

-slightly breathless- “It’s not just a vibrator? It’s...holy shit. It’s a fucking machine? You were sitting on a fuck machine the whole time you were talking to me? GodDAMNIT, that is beyond hot.”

-typing-

-soothing- “No need to panic, I’m just pulling up the level readings. Nice touch, by the way.”

-pause-

-wicked chuckling- “Oh, baby, you’re moaning this much when the setting is this low? Even with my tampering? Sweetheart, you are in for a rough ride.”

-typing-

-breathless- “Can you guess what I just did, baby? Can you tell it’s going deeper? Just a bit, though. Maybe you can’t feel the difference yet. Not like...this.”

-typing-

-groaning- “That’s it. Fuck. The faster the vibrations, the louder you get. So fucking hot. And I can hear your breath hitch with every thrust. Tell me, are your tits bouncing yet? Or do I need to go faster, harder?”

-typing-

-moaning- “God, when you whimper like that...is there anything on your clit, baby? No? Well, can’t have that, now can we? Touch it for me, sweetheart. Stroke your clit while I...”

-typing-

-breathless laughing- “Oh, there’s a good one. Am I hitting deep enough, baby? Yeah? Fucking hell, I wish I could see you. I wish I could touch you. GOD, if I could touch you...-laughing- shit, I need to touch MYSELF.”

-pants unzipping-

-relieved hiss- “Oh, fuck yes. -chuckle- Do you like that? Do you like knowing I’m stroking my cock while fucking you with a machine? That the sound of you makes me hard, and hot, and desperate to come? You sound sound close, baby. Are you about to come? About to gush all over that fake cock listening to me stroke mine? -wicked- We’ll see about that.”

-typing-

-laughing- “So whiney! Yes, I turned it down again. Only so I can catch up, baby. C’mon, hands off your clit. Just...play with your tits for a little bit. Pinch your nipples and let me hear you squirm.”

-stroking, moaning, ect. for however long-

-moaning- “Shit, it sounds like your nipples are really sensitive. You’re gasping so loudly. Ah, no you don’t; don’t bite your lip. We’re a bit past the point of trying to keep quiet, don’t you think? -laughing- Yeah, I thought so. -groaning- Fuck, I’m leaking everywhere.”

-pause-

-shuddering moan- “Holy fuck, you can’t just say stuff like that! You have no idea what it does to me to listen to you begging for my cock in your mouth. Especially since I can’t actually do it. That’s just mean!”

-pause-

-loud laughing- “Yeah, yeah. Turn-about’s fair play, you know. And it’s not wise to torment the man who’s got his finger on so many kinds of buttons.”

-one or two keys typing-

-wicked and breathless- “That’s what I thought. Even though it’s not moving very fast, the vibrations are enough to shut you up. I’m impressed you got it to go that high. Now, let’s see about getting it a bit deeper...”

-slow typing-

-chuckling- “Perfect. Your moans and whimpers are the perfect indicator. And if I stop it, right...there...oh, how you scream. Fucking music to my ears. Keep doing it. Keep screaming for me, baby.”

-stroking, gasping, ect. for however long-

-shaky- Fuck...I’m reaching my limit, sweetheart. You sound so goddamn good, I can’t stand it. Are you ready to come for me now, baby? Wanna come with me? Yeah? Alright then, let’s make it a good one.”

-rapid typing-

-moaning- That’s it, baby. Take it. Take it fast, hard, and deep, just like I’d give it to you if i was there. Fuck...not gonna last. Come for me. Come with me! Explode all over that machine and listen to me explode for you. C’mon...c’mon...FUCK!”

-stroke, moan, ad lib to orgasm-

-panting and typing-

-breathless- “Holy...fucking...shit. That was...that was amazing. You alright? Is anything still on? No? Good. -laughing- Goddamn, I can’t move my legs.”

-typing-

-clears throat- “Well, Ma’am, it seems your computer is running just fine now. If you have any more problems, please feel free to contact me again. I’ve sent you an email with my information, as well as copied the ‘Distant Lover’ program to my own computer, in case anything happens to yours while backing up your hard-drive, as I recommend you do. I hope that my services have been satisfactory, and that you have a wonderful evening. And please...-sultry- feel free to call again, at ANY time.”

-call disconnects-