Simpleton:  silver keyboard warriors
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  huh
Imfamous Phoenix
<4!>
:  sorry about our toxic jhin
Everyone on your team honored a teammate! You got a little extra Honor progress this game.
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  you are all just goblins
Imfamous Phoenix
<4!>
:  reporting him
Qkii
zGayw
:  ez
Qkii
zGayw
:  ez
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  and i slayed you
Rorindir:  less damage than blitz on eve
Rorindir:  whew lad
Rorindir:  goblin tier damage
Viiske:  GOBLIN SLAYER IS THAT YOU
Simpleton:  imagine
Qkii
zGayw
:  eve bad
Simpleton:  being silver
Simpleton:  in 2018
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  IT IS ME
Qkii
zGayw
:  LOL
Webrid:  imagine being plat 3 and thinking you're good
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  less damage than nasus on cass
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  GOBLIN SLAYER!
Jünkei left the lobby
Webrid:  fucking hilarious
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  moron just build damage you have a tank on your team
Simpleton:  lol
Qkii
zGayw
:  yeah
Webrid:  "tank"
Viiske:  awawa
Simpleton:  i would bash ur head in in this game and irl
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  i spoonfed you that game and you threw it
Qkii
zGayw
:  thats what im sayin
Viiske:  AWAWA
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  You cant beat me
Qkii left the lobby
Webrid:  uhhhhh
Webrid:  yikes
Simpleton:  you suck at life and you suck at this game
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  Im a goblin slayer
Syoshi left the lobby
Webrid:  spoonfed someone but it wasn't me
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  you are just a mere fool
Rorindir:  nasus farms q while they 5 man our mid
Viiske:  >spoonfed
Rorindir:  "spoonfed"
Imfamous Phoenix left the lobby
SmugglerPie
zGayw
:  waiting to get rekt
Viiske:  1/6 at 10?
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  people who pick pyke deserve to be castrated
Rorindir left the lobby
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  they rotated 5 on me twice
Viiske:  good
SmugglerPie left the lobby
Viiske:  you deserved it
Viiske left the lobby
Simpleton:  gj 23 death bot and tank cass silver squad
Simpleton:  dont take norms so seriously
Simpleton:  xd
Webrid:  i'd rather see you turn your brain on for a game
Webrid:  but that's just me
Simpleton:  get out of silver 1
Simpleton:  and then talk about brainds
Webrid:  why lol
Simpleton:  because you can't
Webrid:  literally who gives a shit
Simpleton:  or
Simpleton:  maybe if you abuse brand enough
Simpleton:  xd
Webrid:  you're just a bad plat player like all the other plat players
Webrid:  get to plat and think you're hot shit
Simpleton:  maybe with brainds like yours you could teach my with such a cerebral cass build
Simpleton:  ?
Simpleton:  get out of middle school
Webrid:  maybe if you ever played cass you'd know the suffering of laning against xerath with a level 4 eve
Simpleton:  or stop working at 7/11
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  go play dota moron
Simpleton:  wait
Webrid:  i would if it weren't infested with idiots like you
Simpleton:  3 highest mastery champs
Simpleton:  singed
Simpleton:  veigar
Simpleton:  fiddlesticks
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  !!
Simpleton:  LOL
Simpleton:  do you ahve hands?
Simpleton:  like
Simpleton:  do you paly with your feet?
Simpleton:  or
Simpleton:  better yet
Simpleton:  you only really need a tongue
Webrid:  i could and i'd still do better than your dumb ass
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  xd
Simpleton:  maybe if you got out of silver
Simpleton:  but you cant
Webrid:  you keep falling back on the silver thing
Simpleton:  RIP silver lord
Webrid:  why do you care about rank so much?
Webrid:  are you sensitive about your rank because it's the only thing that justifies your skill?
Simpleton:  because its the only metric of skill in this game
Webrid:  oooh called it
Simpleton:  name 1 other skill defining part of this game
Simpleton:  ?
Webrid:  why lol
Webrid:  who gives a shit how much you can climb ranked
Simpleton:  im not uber sensitive about my shitty plat rank, just dont talk shit about people in normals when your silver fucking 1
Webrid:  uh
Webrid:  no
Simpleton:  you fucking dog
Simpleton:  cant even buy items correctly
Webrid:  i'll actually keep shit talking retards thanks
Simpleton:  let alone lane
Simpleton:  >retards
Simpleton:  >first item spirit visage
Simpleton:  i dont know if you know, oyu didnt lock in galio
Simpleton:  or maokai
Webrid:  why do you care about my build so much?
Simpleton:  you missed all but 1 cass ult
Simpleton:  which im glad ur friend called out
Webrid:  why do you care so much that people stick to the mobafire default?
Simpleton:  was so "awesome"
Simpleton:  just real fucking radical bro
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  because you don't do any damage which is your only job
Webrid:  something tells me you've never actually played cass
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  so the only role youre supposed to fill you dont do
Simpleton:  huh, i was gonna say the same thing about you too
Simpleton:  funny
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  which makes you useless and breaks our team comp
Webrid:  breaks our team comp what
Webrid:  what fucking team comp
Simpleton:  the silver squad comp dude
Webrid:  eve's on her 10th clear and demands ult before he ganks the immobile mage
Webrid:  nasus is 1/8
Webrid:  shit's over
Simpleton:  the fiddlesticks party tungue only gameplay dude
Simpleton:  loosen ur helmet
Simpleton:  take off ur o2 mask
Simpleton:  maybe see screen better
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  your lane opponent camped top for 10 minutes
Webrid:  yeah so did eve lmao
Webrid:  really makes you hmmst
Simpleton:  hmmst
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  ?
xXPatronSaintXx
Awawa
:  not a word sir
Webrid:  oh sorry sir i'll restrain myself to what you can look up on mobafire
Simpleton:  no one even mentioned mobafire but you
Webrid:  you don't need to lmao it's obvious
Simpleton:  just look at op.gg or champ.gg
Webrid:  plat player thinks he's good and gets buttblasted by people buying items he doesn't approve of
Webrid:  has mobafire written all over it
Simpleton:  i get buttblasted when players that are worse than me think they;'re fucking gigabrains
Simpleton:  1v1 me if you want
Webrid:  man this shit again
Simpleton:  get a life homosexual immigrant
Webrid:  lmao
Simpleton:  non-binary looking ass
Webrid:  ?????
Webrid:  i do pride myself on being universally attractive
Simpleton:  ur gender cant be defined by english language, right?
Webrid:  my gender is only defined by snake noises and mastery flares
Simpleton:  i have helicopter rotor blades for hands, is my gender orientation
Webrid:  cmon let's 1v1 so i can stop typing
Simpleton:  add me and we can 1v1
Webrid:  alright