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  1. Once upon a time, in a village far far away, lived a giant struggling with his diet. Ever since he was born, Amanda Hugenkiss had always faced one big problem, which is his weight. All the other female giants would ignore him, and go for the more handsome giants. Whenever he was invited to a “Giants gather” party, he would sit alone in the “Fat Giants” corner with his “I'm a fat Giant” pointy hat.
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  3. Although he had received many advice from hundreds of giant dietitians, the diets never suited him. He always ended up buying “Dolce & Giants” t-shirts that were too tight for him. Moreover, he tried using the famous diets used back then, such as the amazing “Pamela Gianterson” diet, which involved puking everything she ever ate.
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  5. Till one day, his only friend – who was also fat – suggested that he'd go visit “Giant Khawand”, one of the rising dietitians of his time. Though he wasn't the most enthusiastic at first, he realized that it was his only choice. He had to either live his whole life as a fat giant, or lose his giant fat and compete with “Giant Pitt” and “Giant Jackman” – who were one of the sexiest giants back then.
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  7. The following day, he took a walk in the “Bourj Giantmmoud” streets whilst looking for “Giant Khawand”'s office. It took him over three hours to finally find the office. It had a “You giants are so fat, when you walked past the TV, I missed the first 5 seasons of FRIENDS” sign on the door. Even though it wasn't the most motivational sign, it really struck a nerve, and it gave Amanda some self-esteem.
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  9. He entered the office, and was immediately offered a box of “Giant Smarties”. However, when he tried to take one, he got slapped by the assistant there. She claimed “The first step of 'Khawand''s diet is to say NO.”. He loved it. She invited him to sit and wait for “Gt. Khawand” (Gt. Stands for Giantoctor). When “Gt. Khawand” was finally done with his client, Amanda was welcomed in the room, and sat on the couch that had a “Sit your giant ass here.” sticker on it.
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  11. “Gt. Khawand” then started talking.
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  13. “Amanda, I had bad news, and I have good news. The bad news is that there is nothing that I can do for you. The good news is that there's something that you can do. You have to find the “Holy Giant Grail” that contains a recipe for a “Giant Brownie” that will undoubtedly burn every ounce of fat in your body. In order for you to find it, you're going to have to face many obstacles. Amanda, you're at the start of one of the longest roads in your life. Are you up for it?”
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  15. “Burn the fat. BURN THE FAT. BURN THE FAT!” replied Amanda.
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  17. Amanda came back home, and started packing his “Emporio Giantmani” and “Cha Cha Giant” jeans, and his famous gray scarf. He then went into the kitchen and opened the fridge whilst drooling. He then quickly remembered the first rule of “Gt. Khawand”'s diet. “Say NO.”. So he said “NO” and then had a big mayo and tuna sandwich that fully prepared him for his journey.
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  19. He went outside his house, got into his “Giant 107”, but didn't realize that he had gained over a hundred pounds since the last time he rode his “Giant 107”. To no ones surprise, it broke. His challenge just got more and more difficult. Will he give up, and live his whole life as a giant giant? Or will he giant up and be the giant he really is? He had the incentive, he had the motivation, he had the will. What die he lack? Nothing. The path to the holy grail started.
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