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- Here ye, Here All, Gather 'Round for the celebration of the release of Fable III! Now with more dogs and acorns.
- His Royal Highness, KurtKnowsLot, has the floor - so why dost thou not sit down and read his majesty's NFO
- to learn what he beseeches of his people. First of all, as heir to the throne of TorrentAlbion, it was extremely, ridiculously, difficult getting
- this gift to you all in celebration of my royally royal birth moment (not really, dost). Hitherforth we shall all note the appreciation and
- aggrandizement of his royal person, for which this ONE WEEK EARLY release would never come due to all the security royal bullshit within
- Fable III: Jed aka His Royal Lordship of Canterbury and Albion's Westminister regions.
- For all you bourgeis players in the masses of His Royal Highness KurtKnowsLot, know one and only one thing:
- Jed and I did this for you. It is personally to share the goodness we had
- earlier with you all - because let us be whenceforth..games arrive, yet they get old. The thankfulness is never fleeting.
- Why hold back unecessarily? At this point in time, the king has something to say.
- Ah-rem!~~~~
- "Fuck Microsoft." I think I had to say that. Now, you all have $65 more in your
- former empty pockets. Take out your girlfriends, your wives, your kids, your mothers (yes yours), your prostitutes in the local alley,
- whomever you decide to take. At least give them this much on us.
- Instructions:
- If you don't know how to run this, ask someone in the comments.
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- ßÛÝ Greetings: ßÛÜ ° Û
- Üþ Þ² ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÜ ± Û
- Û ÜÛß Û ² Û
- ßßß ° Û Greets to the following people - because you fuckers make shit (modding, etc) happen Û Û
- ± Û Û Û
- Û Û MOVIETRAKZOR- SKIDROW - RAZOR 1911 - EATON "THE MUTHAFLIPPIN" Zv
- -DALAVIN 'THE DJ LEFLUFFIE' FOX-
- MIKE 'THE KILLER'- FEUDAL 'FEEL MY' NATE
- -THE JUDAH'S- CHRIS & WHERE 'MY' SLEEPISREST
- THE FUCKERS AT XBOX360-CONTENT - SUPERMODDER- and finally XncsX Û Û
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- ßÛÝ Special FUCK-YOU's (because his Royal Majesty Commands It!): ßÛÜ ° Û
- Üþ Þ² ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÜ ± Û
- Û ÜÛß Û This is a special section, dedicated to people we fucking despise, that
- are seriously fucking worthless, especially to the society and well-being of
- the necessitousness of the people around them:
- -That One Fucking cunt that told people to wear purses because
- LionHead Studios loves to bullshit about their games (including Fable II Multiplayer)
- [Grow the fuck up you fucking pussy and make better games so you can actually
- afford the purses you offer - fuckin dim-witted fashionista]
- - Peter 'The Cock Sucking' Molyneux that loves Pine Nuts in Every Tree
- - Automatic AC130
- -MetA and Pa1n - two big douchebags
- -LucasArts a big FUCK YOU to you selfish fat fucking pricks - you fucking CUNTS and most of all
- fuck you all menzos and asianlighted (this is an allusion, kids! Nothing against
- asians) ass-clowns. We're GLAD your shitty SABER BATTLE got LEAKED.
- -And most of all: fuck you to every low-life that thinks you are
- entitled to this just because someone else will 'pay' for it so you shouldn't have to. You know
- who you all are.
- -SUPPORT YOUR DEVELOPERS. THEN AGAIN. FUCK THE DEVELOPERS. STEAL
- THIS SHIT, EVEN IF YOU LIKE IT. DON'T PAY FOR IT.
- THESE ARE THE SAME CUNTS THAT GIVE FAT-FUCKING LOW-LIFE so-called hermaphrodites all this
- bullshit they never need to jot down their pointless impressions about the game.
- DON'T BELIEVE these low-level cunts (you know who you ignorant destructing shits are).
- ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ
- ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ
- ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ ßÛÜ
- ßÛÝ ßÛÜ ° Û
- Üþ Þ² ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÜ ± Û
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- HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS AND HIS TRUSTED ROYAL LORDSHIP JUST MADE YOUR WEEKEND - YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKERS!
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