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  1. 01[18:17] <~Paradox> Today is TUESDAY; the day after the initial forray into the 5SCALDING MARSH
  2. 01[18:18] <~Paradox> Alcyone has just finished doing SCIENCE; it is about 3PM.
  3. 06[18:19] * Alcyone decides finding Wyl and bragging about her SCIENCES is a good idea.
  4. [18:19] <Dr_Floyd> (argh! Okay!)
  5. 06[18:20] * Alcyone zooms off to find him. First stop: the bar!
  6. 01[18:22] <~Paradox> Alcyone gets to THE SINGING FEEBAS with no problem! It's still pretty early, so the place is mostly empty.  Barkeep Mac is behind the counter, humming to himself.
  7. [18:23] <Alcyone> "Hey there. Seen Wyl?"
  8. 01[18:24] <~Paradox> Mac nods. "He was here all night. Poor guy."
  9. [18:25] <Alcyone> "....Uh-oh. Did something happen?"
  10. [18:25] <Wyl> (oh right half of you guys don't know what happened to Wyl yet 8D)
  11. [18:25] <Brick> (nope...)
  12. [18:25] <old_man_Bob> (not a clue)
  13. [18:25] <Alcyone> (I DO)
  14. 01[18:25] <~Paradox> "Mhm. Best let him tell you, if he wants to."
  15. 01[18:26] <~Paradox> "I expect he'd be in the guild hall for now, looking for housing."
  16. 06[18:26] * Alcyone nods and BACK TO THE GUILD YAAY
  17. [18:28] <Dr_Floyd> (I don't even know him!)
  18. [18:28] <Alcyone> "Wyyyyllllllll I need to ask you somethiiiiiing~"
  19. 01[18:29] <~Paradox> You scream that a few more times as you walk through the halls, finally finding him in the common room.
  20. 01[18:29] <~Paradox> He's in a corner table, with a few boxes and several bags.
  21. 06[18:30] * Alcyone marches over and plops down next to him.
  22. [18:30] <Alcyone> "You okay?"
  23. 01[18:32] <~Paradox> (also, warning you ahead of time of a houserule: if your pokemon 'dies', they are instead incapacitated. They have to have a week's rest, but then are then back to normal. Any one pokemon can do this twice; the third time, they die fer realz)
  24. [18:32] <Alcyone> (ooh)
  25. 01[18:32] <~Paradox> ( just because lolFOE )
  26. [18:33] <Dr_Floyd> (What about revives?)
  27. [18:34] <Dr_Floyd> (Or revival roots)
  28. [18:34] <Alcyone> (revives are for KOs, not deaths)
  29. [18:34] <Wyl> (Oh whoops sorry, I'm busy in the midst of double-gaming!)
  30. 04[18:34] <DamienLunas> (wow dox)
  31. [18:34] <DamienLunas> (that's actually a really good houserule.)
  32. [18:34] <Dr_Floyd> (Ah)
  33. 01[18:35] <~Paradox> (I was just statting up an FOE and was like 'wow, this could seriously straight up kill shit~")
  34. 06[18:35] * Wyl scowls something at the sound of someone plopping down next to him on the free side; the other side is holding a couple large bags of various posessions.
  35. [18:35] <Alcyone> "Oh, do you want me to help you carry those?"
  36. 04[18:35] <Dr_Floyd> (That's a good thing to say to your players Dox, not terrifying at all)
  37. 01[18:35] <~Paradox> ( :DDDDD )
  38. [18:35] <Wyl> "...Oh, it's you"
  39. 06[18:36] * Wyl looks up to Alcyone with a face totally unlike the cheerful one he had on their adventure yesterday.  It looks vaguely hungover and miserable.
  40. [18:36] <old_man_Bob> (I use it all the time on my DnD players, then they just murder it dead :(, fucking battleminds)
  41. [18:36] <Dr_Floyd> (:<<<<<<<)
  42. [18:38] <Alcyone> "Yep. Sure is." Alcyone frowns, finally realizing that NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME. "Why don't you get settled in? I'll grab Mr. Bob and see if we can recruit anyone else."
  43. [18:39] <Wyl> "...Before you go, where are you staying?" Wyl's distaste of those words is audible.
  44. [18:39] <Alcyone> "We can talk when you're ready."
  45. [18:39] <old_man_Bob> (let's just say I'm at my hut)
  46. [18:40] <Alcyone> "Hmm? At [NAME OF INN I'VE TOTALLY FORGOTTEN]. They've got the entire second floor rented out to adventurers."
  47. [18:40] <Wyl> "Oh?  ...Is it cheap?  I'm kinda... yeah."
  48. [18:40] <Dr_Floyd> (Moonstone Inn?)
  49. 06[18:40] * Wyl hangs his head a little.  GLOOM.
  50. [18:41] <Alcyone> "Yeah, it's not too bad."
  51. 06[18:42] * Wyl nods.  "Alright... that'll do," he starts picking his stuff up.  "I'll meet you back here in a bit... I guess."
  52. [18:43] <Alcyone> "Okay. And then I've got something I need to ask you about."
  53. 06[18:43] * Alcyone takes off to find Bob yaaay.
  54. 06[18:43] * Wyl gathers his shit back up and sulks his way off to the recommended Inn.
  55. 06[18:45] * Alcyone presumably finds Bob without much difficulty for the sake of getting things done
  56. 01[18:45] <~Paradox> You manage to find Bob in the Guild Hall, and before you quite make it out the door...
  57. [18:46] <old_man_Bob> (oh, k)
  58. 01[18:46] <~Paradox> A young man with dark skin comes running towards you :O
  59. 06[18:46] * Alcyone skids to a halt just in time to keep from crashing into him.
  60. 06[18:47] * old_man_Bob watches curiously
  61. 01[18:47] <~Paradox> (Brick?)
  62. [18:48] <Brick> "HEY! I'M LOOKING FOR A GIRL! ARE YOU HER?"
  63. [18:48] <Brick> (must resist urge...)
  64. [18:48] <Alcyone> "I...don't know?"
  65. [18:49] <Alcyone> "Maybe?"
  66. [18:49] <Brick> "Dammit. Ok Kuro, Looks liek we haev to go back to the marsh if we want to find em"
  67. [18:50] <Alcyone> "Wait, we were at the marsh just yesterday."
  68. 06[18:50] * Brick stops
  69. [18:51] <Alcyone> "So, uh, maybe I'm the person you're looking for?"
  70. [18:51] <Brick> "OH? Then you might have seen the group I'm looking for!"
  71. [18:51] <Brick> "or that"
  72. 06[18:52] * Brick looks up as if thinking
  73. [18:52] <Brick> "what was the name of that group again..."
  74. [18:53] <Brick> "RIGHT! Group #47! sucky name but yea, you seen em?"
  75. [18:53] <Alcyone> "I'm the leader of that group. How can I help you?"
  76. 06[18:53] * Brick lights up
  77. 06[18:53] * old_man_Bob chuckles, "we seen em all right"
  78. 06[18:53] * Brick grabs Alcyone in a bear hug
  79. 06[18:53] * Alcyone doesn't look too happy. It's not her fault they haven't come up with a name yet >:
  80. [18:53] <Alcyone> "AUUUUGH"
  81. 01[18:53] <~Paradox> Kuro the timburr grabs Alcyone, too <3
  82. 01[18:54] <~Paradox> honk :o)
  83. [18:54] <Brick> "HAHAHAHAHA! Looks like it's fate eh Kuro!"
  84. 06[18:54] * Brick sets her down
  85. 01[18:55] <~Paradox> "Burrr!"
  86. 01[18:55] <~Paradox> honk honk :oD
  87. [18:55] <Brick> "THE NAME IS BRICK BREAK AND I HEARD THAT YOU NEEDED MEMBERS!"
  88. 06[18:55] * Alcyone doesn't know what's going on oh god D:
  89. 06[18:55] * Brick strikes a pose
  90. [18:55] <Alcyone> "....Brick....Yes. Yes we are."
  91. [18:55] <Brick> "WELL I'M THE MAN FOR YOU!"
  92. 01[18:55] <~Paradox> Kuro strikes a pose with you! HYAH!
  93. 03[18:56] * BB (Herp@sux-B0674A51.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  94. 06[18:56] * Brick flashes a smile
  95. [18:56] <Alcyone> "W-why don't you just uh come with us and I'll get you registered. I'm Alcyone, that's Bob, and our last member is moving into the inn."
  96. [18:57] <Brick> "PLEASURE TO MEET YOU BOB!"
  97. 06[18:57] * old_man_Bob extends his hand, "aye, to you too lad"
  98. 06[18:57] * Brick moves to grab Bob in a bear hug but decides to just shake his hand vigorously instead after seeing his size
  99. [18:58] <Brick> (did you get that just now? looks liek I lost connection for a bit)
  100. [18:58] <old_man_Bob> "Break Break eh, I hear that name before...you wouldn't happen to be a boxer, would ya?"
  101. [18:58] <old_man_Bob> (yes)
  102. 06[18:58] * Alcyone tries to figure out if Brick Break is short for something as she heads back to registration, looking for any other possible recruits.
  103. 06[18:59] * Brick grins
  104. [18:59] <Brick> "Oh I  spent some time in the ring back in the day, but i'm into evrything really!"
  105. [19:00] <Brick> "Oh yea, leader lady! The kid at the front desk wanted to talk to you!"
  106. [19:00] <Alcyone> "Oh, okay."
  107. 01[19:00] <~Paradox> Sure enough, as Alcyone heads into the office, Ronald greets her with the glare he always seems to have on his face.
  108. 06[19:00] * Alcyone beams back. :D?
  109. 01[19:01] <~Paradox> Ronald: :|
  110. 06[19:01] * Brick lights up
  111. [19:01] <Brick> "OH HEY KID! LOOK! I FOUND THEM!"
  112. 01[19:02] <~Paradox> Ronald suddenly stops his look of mild dislike on Alcyone, preffering instead to glare at Brick whilst he conceives of his towering hatred for the very loud youg man that keeps calling him 'kid'.
  113. 01[19:03] <~Paradox> "So I see."
  114. [19:03] <Alcyone> "How can I help you?"
  115. 01[19:04] <~Paradox> "Task Leader #47, Dr. van Der Woels, the researcher that put forth the request for the firebloom, wishes to speak personally to anyone attempting the quest."
  116. 01[19:04] <~Paradox> "As you seem inclined to do this particular task, I suggest you go talk to him."
  117. [19:05] <Alcyone> "All right, where can I find him?"
  118. 01[19:06] <~Paradox> He hands you a note with an address. It's a house in the nicer part of town.
  119. 06[19:06] * Alcyone zooms off thataway. :D
  120. [19:07] <Brick> "See ya later Kid! You should take a break some times AND SMILE!" Brick shouts running after Alcyone
  121. 01[19:07] <~Paradox> Ronald SCOWLS HARDER as you rush off.
  122. 06[19:08] * old_man_Bob follows the two as the zoom off, at a slower pace
  123. [19:08] <old_man_Bob> (damn kids and their strong knees)
  124. 01[19:09] <~Paradox> You manage to find the address without any trouble. It's a small but quaint house; there's several more houses like this on the street that are apparently for rent, but it isn't cheap.
  125. 06[19:09] * Alcyone starts knocking.
  126. 06[19:10] * Alcyone figures she'd better do it before Brick does.
  127. [19:10] <Dr_Floyd> "Come on in." says a voice from inside.
  128. [19:10] <Alcyone> "Hello! I'm Alcyone, Squad #47's leader."
  129. 06[19:10] * Alcyone shows herself inside.
  130. [19:11] <Brick> "Be on your Best behavior Kuro"Brick whispers before following
  131. 06[19:12] * Dr_Floyd is sitting on a fancy-looking couch, smoking a fancy pipe while reading a book with foreign script on it. He eyes the newcomers. "Ah! Ze retainers i 'ave sent!"
  132. 06[19:12] * Alcyone curtsies.
  133. [19:13] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat brings you to zis humble houze?"
  134. [19:14] <Alcyone> "I was told you wished to speak with me?"
  135. 06[19:14] * old_man_Bob finally catches up, enters the room as quietly as possible.
  136. [19:15] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh yes, you brought ze Fireblooms i needed?"
  137. [19:16] <Alcyone> "Not yet, sorry. We had to retreat yesterday, as it was getting late and we didn't have tents."
  138. 03[19:17] * Aeros (nekodes@i.dunno.lol) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  139. 06[19:17] * old_man_Bob mutters something about evil beatiflys under his breath
  140. [19:18] <Dr_Floyd> "Hmm, perhapz you could lizten to a proposal i 'ave." Floyd creepily smiles while saying this.
  141. [19:18] <Alcyone> "Mmm?"
  142. 06[19:19] * Alcyone leanawayfromFloyd.jpg
  143. [19:20] <Dr_Floyd> "You see, i come from ze Northern lands 'ith somezing in mind."
  144. [19:20] <Alcyone> "A-and that is?"
  145. [19:21] <Dr_Floyd> "I believe zat ze secret for immortality resides on zese lands. And i do intend to find eet. And you vill help me find eet."
  146. [19:22] <Alcyone> "...I will?"
  147. 06[19:22] * Brick shifts from leg to leg impatiently
  148. [19:22] <Alcyone> "Er, we will?"
  149. [19:23] <Alcyone> "Brick, why don't you sit down?"
  150. 06[19:23] * old_man_Bob leans forward on his walking stick, interested in what the doctor has to say about this.
  151. [19:24] <old_man_Bob> (does Bob have any clue what he's referring to, being a native and all?)
  152. [19:24] <Dr_Floyd> "You are explorers, non? Zen you vill not be opposed with my company on your travels. I do even 'ave an assistant 'ere. Come, Short Round!" Floyd snaps his fingers as a small Snorunt comes from the kitchen.
  153. 06[19:24] * Brick takes a seat
  154. [19:25] <Alcyone> "Aww, hello there."
  155. 06[19:25] * Alcyone holds out a hand for the Snorunt. c:
  156. [19:25] <Dr_Floyd> "'Tis a shame to bother a teem of adventurers such as you, but unfortunately my previous hirelings vere... Vat you say... Massacred."
  157. 06[19:25] * old_man_Bob chuckles awkwardly at this statement
  158. 01[19:26] <~Paradox> The snorunt grabs alcyone's hand with both of his, and shakes it gently, kisses it, and lets go.
  159. [19:26] <Alcyone> "Oh dear, that's terrible. D:"
  160. 06[19:26] * Alcyone is charmed~
  161. [19:27] <Dr_Floyd> "A shame, at least zey had no known families to report." The doctor chuckles a little while his grim smile persists.
  162. 06[19:27] * Brick begins to tap his feet impatiently
  163. [19:27] <Alcyone> "Of course you can join us! We could use an actual doctor to help us, after all."
  164. [19:29] <Dr_Floyd> "Aha! 'tis set then!"
  165. [19:29] <Brick> (crap, have to leave for a bit)(*poof*)
  166. 03[19:29] * Kit is now known as Hau
  167. [19:30] <Alcyone> "Mr. Bob, would you mind taking Brick and the good doctor back to the guild hall? I should probably find Wyl."
  168. [19:30] <old_man_Bob> "Aye, gurl, that I can do"
  169. 06[19:30] * old_man_Bob taps Brick with his stick, "come on lad, let's get goin'"
  170. [19:31] <Brick> K
  171. 06[19:31] * Alcyone heads to the inn to check on Wyl, etc
  172. 06[19:31] * Dr_Floyd gets up, grabbing his trusty cane and pipe and whistles for Shorty to follow him. "Come on Little Friend!"
  173. 06[19:32] * Brick follows Bob
  174. 06[19:32] * old_man_Bob heads back at a leasurly pace, not much heed for who is following him
  175. 06[19:34] * Dr_Floyd heads with the group to the inn, twirling his cane as he walks around.
  176. [19:35] <Brick> "GAH!"
  177. 06[19:35] * Brick grabs Bob and begins running towards the hall with him over his shoulder
  178. [19:36] <Brick> "Let's Go Kuro!"
  179. 01[19:36] <~Paradox> The group heading back towards the Guild Hall makes it there with no trouble. You bother Ronald again, and finally get Brick and ze good doktor registered.
  180. 06[19:36] * old_man_Bob shouts profanities and waves around wildly
  181. [19:37] <Alcyone> (hit him with your whallopin' stick)
  182. [19:37] <old_man_Bob> (he'll get a good thump...if he puts me down ever.)
  183. [19:37] <Dr_Floyd> (Considering i made the last request for the group i thought i was registered already)
  184. [19:38] <old_man_Bob> (you're giving Ronald too much credit)
  185. [19:38] <Brick> (prepare to stay up there forever then :3)
  186. 01[19:38] <~Paradox> (Wyl/Alcyone - #TheMoonstoneInn)
  187. [19:38] <old_man_Bob> (oh if only I was a bodysnatcher)
  188. 01[19:39] <~Paradox> (The rest of you; anything in particular you want to go do with your remaining evening?)
  189. 06[19:40] * old_man_Bob goes to the inn, drinks to his content, then stumbles to his hut to pass out.
  190. 06[19:41] * Brick TRAINS with Kuro after amking a stop at the shop to get supplies (stipulated soon)
  191. 06[19:42] * Dr_Floyd heads to a table on a far corner of the inn and starts mixing with suspicious chemicals.
  192. [19:43] <Brick> (1 rev herb, 5 jars, 5 bottles, 2 energy powder, 1 heal powder)
  193. 01[19:44] <~Paradox> Bob heads to the Singing Feebas, and gets drunk. Mac still isn't quite sure how such an hold man handles so much alcohol.
  194. 01[19:45] <~Paradox> Brick has no trouble finding items at the market; the various venders and sellers have lots of cool things!
  195. 01[19:45] <~Paradox> (roll 3d20)
  196. [19:45] <Wyl> (You guys are welcome to watch the other channel if you want?)
  197. 01[19:46] <~Paradox> (yeah, feel free~)
  198. [19:46] <Brick> roll 3d20
  199. 01[19:47] <~Paradox> (have to do it without the roll in front :3 .. )
  200. 01[19:47] <~Paradox> 3d20
  201. [19:47] <Brick> 3d20
  202. 01[19:47] <~Paradox> (oh, derp)
  203. [19:47] <Brick> ...
  204. 03[19:48] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  205. [19:48] <old_man_Bob> (someone forgot to pay the dicemaid)
  206. 01[19:48] <~Paradox> (forgot DM <:3c )
  207. [19:48] <Brick> 3d20
  208. [19:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 3d20: 20 [3d20=6,13,1]
  209. 01[19:50] <~Paradox> You find a sketchy looking peddler that's selling a berry that will puportedly raise your pokemon's attack for a little while
  210. 01[19:50] <~Paradox> You find another selling a Sweetened Heal Powder at half price!
  211. [19:51] <Brick> *goldmine*
  212. 01[19:53] <~Paradox> (the boost bery is 1000g, the sweet heal power is at 450g, for clarification~)
  213. 06[19:53] * Dr_Floyd returns for his lab to work on a few more poultices for use on the next expedition. "Aha! So eef you dillute ze berry's poolp on a gallon of vater you can obtain a bettar antitoxin!"
  214. [19:53] <Brick> (...but brick don't do no steroids and Kuro won't either, and besides, Kuro don't like sweet)
  215. 06[19:54] * Brick leaves the deals behind
  216. 01[19:54] <~Paradox> (by sweet all I mean is that it won't make your pokemon dis like you, like normal herbal medicine :3 )
  217. [19:54] <Brick> (oh... OM NOM NOM THEN)
  218. 06[19:54] * Brick buys ten of the sweet heal powder
  219. 01[19:55] <~Paradox> 1d10
  220. [19:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d10: 2 [1d10=2]
  221. 01[19:55] <~Paradox> (Only 2 available)
  222. [19:55] <Brick> (durrrrrrr, ok I take em)
  223. 01[19:56] <~Paradox> (Floyd / Bob / Brick; roll 1d20 please :3 )
  224. [19:56] <Brick> 1d20
  225. [19:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  226. [19:57] <old_man_Bob> 1d20
  227. [19:57] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  228. [20:04] <Brick> 5d20
  229. [20:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 5d20: 74 [5d20=5,20,18,16,15]
  230. [20:05] <Brick> well then
  231. 01[20:09] <~Paradox> (alright, hold up one sec, finishing PM shenanigans :> )
  232. [20:10] <Alcyone> (oh boy)
  233. 01[20:14] <~Paradox> So!
  234. 01[20:15] <~Paradox> It is now Wednesday
  235. [20:15] <Wyl> (Five more days until that Beautifly swarm respawns! 8D)
  236. [20:15] <Brick> real men talk to pokemon even if tehy  can't understand them
  237. [20:15] <Brick> (also brb *poof*)
  238. 06[20:16] * Alcyone gets her things together and has a proper breakfast, if only so the innkeeper won't hunt her down.
  239. 01[20:17] <~Paradox> Mrs. Humn made EGGS & WAFFLES.
  240. 01[20:17] <~Paradox> with FRUIT.
  241. 06[20:17] * old_man_Bob eventually rolls out of bed, takes a swig of rum and lights a hookah up.
  242. 06[20:17] * Wyl wakes up a little late, but ends up running into Alcyone at the breakfast table, looking a little hungover.
  243. 06[20:18] * old_man_Bob then stumbles over to the guild hall
  244. 02[20:18] * Brick (The_Falcon@sux-9ABC8657.cwjamaica.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
  245. 06[20:18] * Dr_Floyd prepares a typical breakfast from his land, drinking a cup of herbal tea and eating a wedge of exotic Miltank cheese.
  246. [20:19] <Alcyone> "Goood morning, Wyl~" Alcyone clearly both didn't drink and got a good night's sleep.
  247. [20:19] <Alcyone> She's also clearly stuffing fruit in her pack for later.
  248. 04[20:20] * Wyl takes a seat and ducks his head down.  "Not so loud..."
  249. [20:21] <Alcyone> "How's your buddy doing? What's his name? The gooey one."
  250. [20:22] <Wyl> "Namiere?  He's well.  He takes stuff way better than I do..." Wyl mutters as he starts eating.
  251. [20:22] <Alcyone> "That's good."
  252. 01[20:22] <~Paradox> Bob: At the guild hall, you hear everyone talking about how some Imperial Merchant ship got destroyed off the coast of the island. Most of the crew survived - but many did not. They're all talking about some giant sea monster.
  253. [20:23] <Alcyone> "I'm going to take a quick walk before we go - if you see everyone else, tell them to meet me at the entrance to town."
  254. 06[20:23] * old_man_Bob finds this news really disturbing considering his dream, enters the cafeteria with a very distressed demeaner
  255. [20:23] <Wyl> "Yeah, yeah..." Wyl nods, rubbing his forehead.
  256. [20:24] <Dr_Floyd> "Sehr Bueno!" Floyd finishes gearing up and heads to the Guild to meet the others.
  257. 06[20:24] * Alcyone takes a quick walk around town to scout for any early-opening stores and to burn off some extra energy.
  258. 06[20:25] * old_man_Bob gathers a tray of breads and fruits and sits next to his compatriats, eats solemnly with a concerned look
  259. 01[20:26] <~Paradox> Floyd finds Bob already at the guild hall, and hears of the news, too. Apparently the Governor is not happy about it.
  260. 01[20:27] <~Paradox> Alcyone finds Mrs. Figgy's Herbal Medicine shop open as usual. There's various fruit, produce, fish, and meat vendors out selling their products.
  261. 06[20:27] * old_man_Bob tries to start conversation, oddly enough, "Aye, Alycyone, Will, ye hear about that ship that got destroyed?"
  262. [20:27] <old_man_Bob> (oh, she already left, just Wyl then)
  263. 01[20:27] <~Paradox> (Alcyone is walking around town; Floyd is the one that's with you)
  264. [20:28] <Wyl> (Wyl isn't in the cafeteria though; he's at the kitchen in the inn)
  265. 06[20:28] * old_man_Bob RETCON: I consult the doctor for the same inquirery
  266. 06[20:28] * Alcyone turns up her nose at the herbal remedies. TOO BITTER.
  267. 06[20:28] * Alcyone heads back.
  268. 03[20:28] * Brick (The_Falcon@sux-9ABC8657.cwjamaica.com) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  269. [20:29] <Dr_Floyd> "Zis vill be troublesome on ze future." Floyd remarks to the old man. "Ze shipments of foud vill short out if somezing is not done."
  270. [20:30] <old_man_Bob> "Ye didn't hear any details on what caused it, did ya?"
  271. [20:30] <Dr_Floyd> "Definetely a Pokémon, probably with ze same disease who affects ze vildlife 'ere!"
  272. 06[20:32] * Alcyone perks up on hearing that and eavesdrops.
  273. 06[20:32] * old_man_Bob shakes his head nervously, "This grave news, very grave news."
  274. 06[20:33] * old_man_Bob catches sight of Alycone
  275. [20:33] <old_man_Bob> "ye hear the news, girl?"
  276. [20:33] <Alcyone> "No?"
  277. [20:33] <Alcyone> "I just got back."
  278. [20:34] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze vild Pokémon on ze fronteer ees quite violent compared with ze ones on the Northern Empire. Eet should be investigated why. Perhaps something on ze foud or vater supplies?"
  279. [20:34] <old_man_Bob> "A merchant ship got destroyed last night.  Many casualties.  They say a monster did it."
  280. [20:34] <Alcyone> "Oh dear. D:"
  281. [20:34] <Alcyone> "Good thing we're not heading out to sea, then."
  282. 06[20:35] * old_man_Bob shakes his head, "I have no knowledge of that matter, doctah, I've never left the isles. But aye, the sickess is no light matter."
  283. [20:36] <Alcyone> "What do you know about it?"
  284. [20:36] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah, Greetings Signorita!" Floyd bows as soon as he notices Alcyone. "You 'eard all of zis too, right?"
  285. [20:36] <old_man_Bob> (what DO I know of it Para? D:)
  286. [20:37] <Alcyone> "...Actually, can we talk and walk? We'll probably want to start out early if we want to get back today."
  287. 06[20:37] * old_man_Bob nods in agreement, obviously uncomfortable with the topic of the shipwreck
  288. 06[20:38] * Alcyone gathers up everyone :3
  289. 01[20:38] <~Paradox> (Of the CORRUPTION? Each tribe has its own legend. Your Skullnest tribe says a powerful Skullnest Shaman put a curse on the pokemon on the islands to keep the WHITEFOLK away. The Bravefeathers say EVIL SPIRITS have possessed the corrupt pokemon and they cannot be saved. What everyone seems to agree on is that the curse only started about 100ish years ago)
  290. 06[20:39] * Dr_Floyd shrugs and goes with the others.
  291. [20:40] <old_man_Bob> "girl, I used to be what you'd call a man of the church.  It been an issue here ever since your people arrived."
  292. [20:40] <Alcyone> "You have a chu- I mean. Er. Oh, really?"
  293. [20:41] <old_man_Bob> "my own people believed own of our own cursed the isles with it, to drive your folk away. The other tribes have different opinions, all that we really know is that it's only been here long as your people have."
  294. [20:41] <old_man_Bob> "which fair to say, is still longer than I've been."
  295. [20:42] <Alcyone> "Huh. Why would they do that?"
  296. [20:42] <old_man_Bob> "I wouldn't call it a church; but yes we have a faith."
  297. [20:42] <old_man_Bob> "My tribe, even among my people, isn't known for our hospitality."
  298. [20:43] <Alcyone> "But you just did call it a-" Alcyone shuts up while she's ahead.
  299. [20:43] <Dr_Floyd> "Curse? Hah, very unlikely! Perhaps ve are dealing vith something more earthly. Our people 'ave quite deeferent diseases than yours, Herr Shaman."
  300. 01[20:43] <~Paradox> (wyl?)
  301. 06[20:43] * old_man_Bob shakes his head at the doctor's lake of faith, but makes no attempt to argue the point
  302. 01[20:44] <~Paradox> (LAKE OF FAITH~)
  303. [20:44] <old_man_Bob> (IT'S HUGE, AND DEEP)
  304. [20:44] <old_man_Bob> (and typos :()
  305. [20:44] <Dr_Floyd> "Who knows if vat ve call ze common flu or even some of ze normal Pokémon plagues we 'ave on mainland are responsible? Steell, i vould need some lyve specimens)
  306. [20:44] <old_man_Bob> "It be an analogy girl, we believe in the spirits, just not in the same manner your own people do." - noticing Alcyone's confusion
  307. 06[20:45] * Wyl eventually makes his way in to the guild hall, still lagging behind a little and rubbing the side of his head; he's got his handcannon-esque medigun strapped to his back, along with his bow, though, so he's clearly ready to go
  308. [20:46] <Alcyone> "Doctor, my research seems to indicate that the corruption has some connection with some manner of crystal inside the most dangerous specimens."
  309. 01[20:47] <~Paradox> Wyl finally arrives! Brick ... does not.
  310. [20:47] <Dr_Floyd> "A crystal you say, Fräulein? Interesting, zere vere some strange rock formations on my first exploration."
  311. [20:47] <Alcyone> "Really?"
  312. 06[20:47] * Alcyone leads everyone towards THE MARSH while they talk.
  313. 02[20:48] * Brick (The_Falcon@sux-9ABC8657.cwjamaica.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
  314. 06[20:48] * old_man_Bob returns to his odd, taciturn nature, noticably more happy that the topic is off the wreck
  315. 01[20:48] <~Paradox> The Marsh is much like you saw it yesterday. Steamy, hot, muddy, and moist.
  316. 06[20:48] * Wyl pipes up after staying quiet most of the walk.  "Hey... Alcyone?  Didn't you say you dragged... -two- people into this mess?"
  317. 06[20:48] * Dr_Floyd quickly snaps his fingers to keep Shorty near him. "Bloody veather!"
  318. 01[20:48] <~Paradox> Those adjectives make it sound almost erotic but that way, but with all the sharp stingy grass and bugs around, the last thing you'd want exposed are your naughty bits.
  319. [20:49] <Alcyone> "The other one never showed up. Maybe he forgot. Or something."
  320. 06[20:49] * Alcyone doesn't sound too sure.
  321. 06[20:50] * old_man_Bob quips quietly "Our resident athlete must have other duties, from what I've heard he be a busy man back home."
  322. [20:50] <Wyl> "...That's not a good way to start the day..." he sighs.
  323. [20:50] <Alcyone> "Don't worry!"
  324. [20:50] <Alcyone> "I'm sure we'll be fine."
  325. 01[20:50] <~Paradox> (roll 1d100 each, then perception :3 )
  326. 06[20:50] * Wyl looks up to Floyd.  "...And we haven't even been introduced yet."
  327. [20:50] <old_man_Bob> 1d100
  328. [20:50] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d100: 49 [1d100=49]
  329. [20:50] <old_man_Bob> 1d20+6
  330. [20:50] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20+6: 25 [1d20=19]
  331. [20:51] <Alcyone> 1d100
  332. [20:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d100: 7 [1d100=7]
  333. [20:51] <Alcyone> 1d20
  334. [20:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  335. [20:51] <Alcyone> (O:)
  336. [20:51] <Dr_Floyd> "Doktor Floyd Van Der Woels, Spelunking Scientist Extraordinaire and Gentledoctor from ze Imperial Capital!"
  337. [20:51] <old_man_Bob> (NICE)
  338. [20:51] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d100
  339. [20:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d100: 61 [1d100=61]
  340. [20:52] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20+2
  341. [20:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20+2: 9 [1d20=7]
  342. [20:52] <Alcyone> "Oh right. Mr. Bob, Wyl, this is Doctor Van Der Graaf."
  343. [20:52] <Wyl> "Oh, from the capital?  That's quite a ways away..." he mutters, sticking out his hand.  "Wyl Rowku.  Medic.  No fancy title."
  344. [20:52] <Wyl> 1d100
  345. [20:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d100: 67 [1d100=67]
  346. [20:52] <Alcyone> "He was the one who gave us the assignment to find the fire blossoms."
  347. [20:52] <Wyl> 1d20+4
  348. [20:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d20+4: 20 [1d20=16]
  349. [20:53] <Dr_Floyd> "Vich i believe you... Failed."
  350. [20:54] <Alcyone> "We did not. :I"
  351. [20:54] <old_man_Bob> "If it makes you feel better, I spoke with the land, and the creatures, and know where they can be found"
  352. [20:54] <Alcyone> "If we died, that'd have been a failure. You never gave us a time limit."
  353. [20:55] <old_man_Bob> "though the mon's suggested we stay away, that something dark lurks there"
  354. [20:55] <Alcyone> "Well, we can't give up now!"
  355. 01[20:55] <~Paradox> You see tons of surskit, same as last time. Wyl nearly steps on a Stunfisk. You see a slugma sunning itself on a rock, away from the waters. Bob hears the call of a floatzel, but none of you can see one.
  356. [20:55] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, zat can be rectified zen. Ze getting ze blossoms part, not ze dying!" Floyd creeply laughs while saying the last sentence.
  357. [20:56] <old_man_Bob> "Maybe the surskits be cowards. I could try asking that floatzel if we can find it. I venture he's a bit braver."
  358. 03[20:56] * Brick (The_Falcon@sux-9ABC8657.cwjamaica.com) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  359. [20:56] <old_man_Bob> (and guess who comes marching in to scare everything? D:)
  360. 06[20:56] * Wyl nods back towards Alcyone, foot landing just next to a flat derp.  His mood seems to turn pretty sour at Floyd's joke... not that he was all that cheerful to begin with though
  361. [20:56] <Alcyone> "Doctor! :I"
  362. [20:57] <Alcyone> (oh god I sort of want the derp)
  363. [20:57] <old_man_Bob> "don't you worry, girl, if anything was truely that deadly out here, I wouldn't be with you now"
  364. [20:57] <Alcyone> (does anyone else want a derp)
  365. [20:57] <old_man_Bob> "now...as for that floatzel."
  366. [20:57] <Wyl> (I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR THE DERP no go ahead I have watermander)
  367. 06[20:57] * old_man_Bob notices none of you heard it
  368. [20:58] <Dr_Floyd> "Yahahaha! Sorry, Fräulein, i do 'ave a dark sense of 'umor."
  369. [20:58] <Alcyone> (if you want the derp you can have it)
  370. [20:58] <Wyl> (Nah, go for it :3 )
  371. [20:58] <old_man_Bob> (I'm gonna try asking it a question.)
  372. [20:58] <old_man_Bob> (first)
  373. 01[20:58] <~Paradox> (go for it)
  374. 06[20:59] * old_man_Bob bends down at the derp, "Aye, little one, you seen that floatzel?"
  375. [20:59] <old_man_Bob> 1d20+6
  376. [20:59] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20+6: 21 [1d20=15]
  377. [20:59] <old_man_Bob> (got it)
  378. 01[21:00] <~Paradox> The derp releases a series of slow hissing noises at Bob.
  379. [21:00] <old_man_Bob> (might as well relay that here)
  380. [21:00] <old_man_Bob> where did you last see him? I can hear him, can't be far off
  381. [21:01] <Alcyone> "Ask if he wants to come with me while you're talking to him~"
  382. 06[21:01] * Dr_Floyd whispers at Alcyone. "Vat is Signor Bob doing?"
  383. 06[21:01] * old_man_Bob waves you away, I'll get to that girl.
  384. [21:02] <old_man_Bob> hmmm, that so, thank you, little one.
  385. [21:02] <Alcyone> "He thinks he can talk to Pokemon," Alcyone whispers back.
  386. [21:02] <old_man_Bob> by the way, this girl here, (gesture to Alcyone) seems quite fond of ya, what do you say to havin yourself a parent?
  387. [21:02] <Dr_Floyd> "He... Thinks. Okay zen."
  388. 06[21:03] * old_man_Bob chuckles, "you should see my other tricks."
  389. 06[21:04] * old_man_Bob laughs again
  390. [21:04] <old_man_Bob> "he ain't gonna join ya freely, girl"
  391. [21:04] <old_man_Bob> "gonna have to use the old fashion way"
  392. [21:05] <old_man_Bob> "very proud one he is"
  393. [21:05] <Alcyone> "Okay then." Alcyone rolls up her sleeves.
  394. [21:05] <Alcyone> "Everyone, stand back please."
  395. 06[21:05] * old_man_Bob turns back to the derp. "Sorry buddy, I gave ya the option"
  396. [21:06] <Alcyone> 1d20 powder snow
  397. [21:06] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah, a demonstration of strength. Zat should be fascinating to vatch."
  398. [21:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, powder snow: 15 [1d20=15]
  399. 06[21:07] * Wyl steps back and away from the landmine near his feet since he knows full well what Alcyone is capable of
  400. [21:07] <Alcyone> 2d10+6
  401. [21:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d10+6: 11 [2d10=2,3]
  402. [21:07] <Alcyone> (mfw)
  403. 06[21:08] * old_man_Bob turns to the other as Alycone wrestles the cuddly fiend, "by the way, they be a Floatzal around here, he thinks it might be in one of these trees. I think he might be able to tell us more about the crystals. He's a bit tougher than most these mon's are"
  404. 01[21:08] <~Paradox> The derp seems to take almost no damage from the attack, shaking it off easily!
  405. 01[21:08] <~Paradox> 1d20
  406. [21:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  407. 01[21:08] <~Paradox> It retaliates with a thundershock attack on Alcyone!
  408. 01[21:09] <~Paradox> 2d10+10
  409. [21:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d10+10: 21 [2d10=6,5]
  410. [21:09] <Alcyone> Alcyone takes a deep breath aaand - vanishes completely from view!
  411. [21:09] <Alcyone> (camoflauge)
  412. 06[21:09] * Wyl chuckles and... then stops cold as he watches her flat out vanish.
  413. 01[21:10] <~Paradox> The derp seems confused .. and its face seems to strain with effort.
  414. 06[21:10] * old_man_Bob seems uninterested in the trial of strength, walks up to one of the near by trees
  415. 06[21:11] * old_man_Bob converses with it (Aye, mon, ye know where what one of your breathren I can find the floatzel at?)
  416. 01[21:12] <~Paradox> (alcyone's turn)
  417. [21:12] <Alcyone> (oh :3)
  418. 06[21:13] * old_man_Bob pats the tree, "Thank ye"
  419. [21:13] <Alcyone> 1d20 swift crit check?
  420. [21:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, swift crit check?: 1 [1d20=1]
  421. 06[21:13] * old_man_Bob turns back to the contest, content with this answer
  422. [21:13] <Alcyone> (THANK GOD I USED SWIFT)
  423. [21:13] <Alcyone> 3d10+6
  424. [21:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 3d10+6: 14 [3d10=3,2,3]
  425. 01[21:13] <~Paradox> (using up nat 1s on swift always feels good)
  426. [21:13] <Alcyone> (....my fucking face)
  427. 06[21:13] * Dr_Floyd takes a small look around, searching for something interesting.
  428. 01[21:13] <~Paradox> Its face continues being strained!
  429. 01[21:13] <~Paradox> (go again)
  430. [21:14] <Alcyone> 1d20 powder snow
  431. [21:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, powder snow: 8 [1d20=8]
  432. [21:14] <Alcyone> 2d10+6
  433. [21:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d10+6: 10 [2d10=3,1]
  434. [21:14] <Alcyone> (ALL THESE THREES AND ONES)
  435. [21:14] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20+6 stone hunting (16 as base number number)
  436. [21:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, stone hunting (16 as base number number): 11 [1d20=5]
  437. [21:14] <Alcyone> (WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN)
  438. 06[21:14] * old_man_Bob chimes in, "it's that tree over there, near the edge with the roots in the water. But this is too interesting"
  439. [21:14] <Dr_Floyd> (Crap!)
  440. [21:15] <Alcyone> (hey floyd)
  441. 01[21:15] <~Paradox> The stunfisk wiggles around... then boom!
  442. [21:15] <Alcyone> (want a probability control)
  443. 01[21:15] <~Paradox> Alcyone takes 16 damage as she's hit with a wave of energy!
  444. [21:15] <Alcyone> (reduced by defenses?)
  445. [21:15] <Dr_Floyd> (proba-what?)
  446. 01[21:15] <~Paradox> (do not apply stats)
  447. 01[21:16] <~Paradox> (so no)
  448. [21:16] <Alcyone> (k)
  449. 01[21:16] <~Paradox> (Alcyone again)
  450. [21:16] <Alcyone> (probability control: I spend 5 hp, you reroll)
  451. [21:16] <Dr_Floyd> (oooh, it would be nice)
  452. 04[21:16] <Alcyone> (Can I do that while I'm in battle, dox?)
  453. [21:16] <Dr_Floyd> (If the stone i find is not a shiny one you get it then.)
  454. 01[21:17] <~Paradox> (eeeh, sure)
  455. [21:17] <Alcyone> (roll it)
  456. [21:17] <Dr_Floyd> reroll 1d20+6 stone huntin'
  457. [21:17] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20+6 stone huntin'
  458. [21:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, stone huntin': 17 [1d20=11]
  459. [21:17] <Dr_Floyd> (DERP)
  460. [21:17] <Dr_Floyd> (Yay!)
  461. [21:17] <Alcyone> (:D)
  462. 01[21:18] <~Paradox> 1d10
  463. [21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d10: 4 [1d10=4]
  464. 06[21:18] * Alcyone , meanwhile, fires off a high-pressure stream of ice yet again.
  465. [21:18] <Alcyone> 1d20 herpderp
  466. [21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, herpderp: 13 [1d20=13]
  467. 01[21:18] <~Paradox> Floyd, meanwhile, finds a leaf stone!
  468. [21:18] <Alcyone> 2d10+6
  469. [21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d10+6: 12 [2d10=3,3]
  470. [21:19] <Alcyone> (WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE THREES)
  471. [21:19] <Alcyone> (that should totally be a shiny)
  472. 03[21:19] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  473. 01[21:19] <~Paradox> The blue-tailed derpbeast fires back at you with electricity again!
  474. 01[21:19] <~Paradox> 1d20
  475. [21:19] <Jessie> Paradox, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  476. 03[21:19] * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  477. 01[21:19] <~Paradox> (34 damage)
  478. [21:20] <Alcyone> (paralysis?)
  479. [21:20] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah! Zis svamp do 'ave somezing eenteresting!"
  480. 01[21:20] <~Paradox> (yes)
  481. [21:20] <Alcyone> 1d20 paralysis check
  482. [21:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, paralysis check: 20 [1d20=20]
  483. [21:20] <Alcyone> (whelp)
  484. 02[21:20] * Brick (The_Falcon@sux-9ABC8657.cwjamaica.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
  485. 06[21:20] * old_man_Bob shouts "Aye, mon' go easy on the poor girl!" and laughs
  486. [21:20] <Alcyone> 1d20 powder snow
  487. [21:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, powder snow: 19 [1d20=19]
  488. [21:20] <Alcyone> (YES)
  489. [21:20] <Alcyone> (FROZEN)
  490. [21:20] <Alcyone> 2d10+6
  491. [21:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d10+6: 19 [2d10=7,6]
  492. [21:20] <Alcyone> (yesss)
  493. 01[21:21] <~Paradox> The derpbeast is frozen solid by the strong attack!
  494. [21:21] <old_man_Bob> "oooh"
  495. [21:21] <old_man_Bob> "I think ye got em now"
  496. 01[21:21] <~Paradox> 1d20
  497. [21:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  498. [21:21] <Alcyone> 1d100-5 friend ball go go go
  499. [21:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, friend ball go go go: 7 [1d100=12]
  500. [21:21] <Alcyone> (:3)
  501. 03[21:21] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  502. 01[21:22] <~Paradox> The frozen derp-beast gets sucked up into the ball!
  503. 03[21:22] * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  504. 01[21:22] <~Paradox> The ball doesn't even shake once.
  505. 06[21:22] * Alcyone bows.
  506. 06[21:22] * old_man_Bob claps
  507. 06[21:22] * Alcyone picks up the ball.
  508. [21:22] <old_man_Bob> "good thing you used that ball, or he wouldn't of been a happy camper"
  509. [21:22] <old_man_Bob> "now, for this floatzel.."
  510. 06[21:23] * old_man_Bob approaches the tree and shouts, "aye mon' get down from there, I know you're hiding up there!"
  511. [21:23] <old_man_Bob> 1d20+6
  512. [21:23] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20+6: 24 [1d20=18]
  513. [21:23] <old_man_Bob> (wee)
  514. [21:24] <Dr_Floyd> "Now now, let us go?"
  515. [21:24] <Alcyone> "Wait, Mr. Bob thinks he knows something that can help."
  516. 06[21:24] * Alcyone moves stiffly.
  517. [21:25] <old_man_Bob> "you can't hide forever, the trees themselves told me you're up there."
  518. [21:25] <old_man_Bob> "I just got a question for ya"
  519. 03[21:27] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  520. 06[21:27] * old_man_Bob turns to the docter, "Believe me when I say it's a bad idea to charge in there unprepaired"
  521. 01[21:27] <~Paradox> A large floatzel swims out from under the tree's roots.
  522. 03[21:27] * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  523. 01[21:27] <~Paradox> Why would a floatzel be up a tree?
  524. [21:27] <Alcyone> "Hello there!"
  525. [21:27] <old_man_Bob> (that's what bob was wondering)
  526. [21:27] <old_man_Bob> (>_>)
  527. [21:27] <Dr_Floyd> "...I see. Vell, take zis, Fräulein." Floyd hands the Leaf Stone to Alcyone.
  528. [21:27] <Alcyone> "Er, thanks. I'll keep it safe!"
  529. 06[21:28] * Alcyone tucks the leaf stone into her pack along with ALL THE FRUITS
  530. 06[21:28] * Wyl relaxes for a little bit, then looks at Alcyone very sternly.
  531. [21:28] <Wyl> "You...!"
  532. [21:28] <old_man_Bob> "aye, mon, ya know of the fireblossoms? These surskits say they be a beast there, something dangerous. What you know of it"
  533. 01[21:29] <~Paradox> It stares at Bob, and snarls.
  534. 06[21:29] * old_man_Bob pokeface
  535. 06[21:29] * old_man_Bob pokerface, rather
  536. 01[21:29] <~Paradox> (using your fancy ZOOSPEAK on it?)
  537. [21:29] <old_man_Bob> (did)
  538. [21:29] <Alcyone> "Er, what, Wyl?"
  539. 06[21:29] * Alcyone looks guilty
  540. [21:29] <old_man_Bob> (rolled earlier, got a 24)
  541. 01[21:29] <~Paradox> (oh, missed it)
  542. [21:31] <Alcyone> (oh boy I actually have a tanky pokemans now)
  543. [21:31] <old_man_Bob> "We got no intention of botherin' you or your chillun'.  What can you tell me about what dwells there?"
  544. [21:31] <Wyl> "Don't..." Wyl practically tears his hair out for a moment in a minor spasm.  "You should've told me you can just vanish!"
  545. [21:31] <old_man_Bob> "I just ask this of you and we'll be on our way"
  546. [21:31] <Wyl> "I thought... god I don't even know what the hell I thought for a moment there aughwhydidyoudothat!?"
  547. [21:32] <Alcyone> "Oh god I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't oh god oh god I'm sorry!"
  548. 03[21:32] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  549. [21:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Calm down kid, hyperventilating killed men who vorked under me!"
  550. 06[21:32] * old_man_Bob turns to Wyl, "hush, mon, she's an angry motha"
  551. 06[21:32] * Alcyone is freaking out almost as much as Wyl is
  552. [21:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Zat and the vild Primeapes! Sha ha ha ha!"
  553. 03[21:32] * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  554. 06[21:32] * old_man_Bob sighs
  555. 01[21:33] <~Paradox> The floatzel snarls again.
  556. [21:33] <old_man_Bob> "aye, yall, stand back, she being a bitch.  Gonna try something risky"
  557. 06[21:33] * old_man_Bob raises his hand forward, eyes go white (channel time)
  558. [21:33] <old_man_Bob> 1d100-22
  559. [21:33] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d100-22: 73 [1d100=95]
  560. [21:33] <old_man_Bob> (FAILLLL)
  561. 06[21:33] * Alcyone stumbles back.
  562. 01[21:34] <~Paradox> DDD:<
  563. 01[21:34] <~Paradox> The floatzel charges Bob!
  564. 01[21:34] <~Paradox> 1d20
  565. [21:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  566. 01[21:35] <~Paradox> 3d10+16
  567. [21:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d10+16: 32 [3d10=6,3,7]
  568. 01[21:35] <~Paradox> The floatzel crashes into Bob in a watery spray!
  569. 06[21:35] * Wyl growls at Alcyone, clearly -really- angry about that; but then there's the sound of Bob getting charged down and he rounds in that direction, drawing the bow off of his back quickly.
  570. 03[21:36] * Retrieving #PoketrianOdyssey modes...
  571. [21:36] <Dr_Floyd> "Herr Bob!" Floyd yells while extending his cane in the direction of the Floatzel.
  572. 03[21:37] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Floatzel'
  573. 01[21:37] <~Paradox> (go wyl)
  574. [21:37] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20+6 Frantic Research
  575. [21:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Frantic Research: 24 [1d20=18]
  576. [21:37] <Dr_Floyd> (Just going to know what level the thing is before fighting)
  577. [21:37] <Wyl> "I'll complain to you later," Wyl growls at Alcyone, and lets loose a bolt.
  578. [21:37] <Wyl> [1d20]
  579. [21:37] <Wyl> 1d20
  580. [21:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  581. 01[21:37] <~Paradox> (Level 30)
  582. [21:37] <Dr_Floyd> (Also, Short is with me.)
  583. [21:37] <Dr_Floyd> (Holy fuck)
  584. [21:38] <Wyl> (Hit or not?  GM DECIDES etc)
  585. 01[21:38] <~Paradox> (hit)
  586. [21:38] <Wyl> 4d6+5
  587. [21:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 4d6+5: 17 [4d6=1,2,4,5]
  588. 01[21:39] <~Paradox> Floyd's go
  589. [21:39] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20
  590. [21:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  591. 01[21:40] <~Paradox> (nohit)
  592. 01[21:40] <~Paradox> Alcyone
  593. [21:40] <Alcyone> 1d20 paralysis check
  594. [21:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, paralysis check: 19 [1d20=19]
  595. [21:40] <Alcyone> 1d20 fire spin
  596. [21:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, fire spin: 11 [1d20=11]
  597. [21:41] <Alcyone> 1d8+6
  598. [21:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d8+6: 10 [1d8=4]
  599. 06[21:41] * old_man_Bob after getting hit, "ooph, okay, maybe that was a bad idea"
  600. [21:41] <Alcyone> 1d4+1
  601. [21:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d4+1: 3 [1d4=2]
  602. [21:41] <Alcyone> (trapped for three rounds)
  603. 01[21:41] <~Paradox> Alcyone unleashes a FIRE TORNADO!
  604. 01[21:41] <~Paradox> The floatzel is all DDDD:
  605. 01[21:41] <~Paradox> It doesn't seem very hurt, just surprised. And trapped.
  606. 01[21:41] <~Paradox> Bob's go
  607. [21:42] <old_man_Bob> "I know ye got babies you care for girl, I just want to know what's by those flowers and we'll leave"
  608. 06[21:42] * old_man_Bob backs up a bit
  609. 06[21:43] * old_man_Bob and braces beating stick
  610. 01[21:43] <~Paradox> The floatzel thrashes around, looking for a way out from the fire spin
  611. 01[21:43] <~Paradox> (any pokemon acting?)
  612. [21:43] <old_man_Bob> (I'll deploy ghastly for my turn if she's not gonna talk)
  613. [21:43] <Alcyone> (nope)
  614. 01[21:44] <~Paradox> She seems more frantic to get AWAY more than anything else, at this point.
  615. [21:44] <Alcyone> "...Hmm."
  616. [21:44] <old_man_Bob> mmm
  617. [21:44] <Dr_Floyd> (Wait!)
  618. [21:45] <Dr_Floyd> (I let short out, remember? For refrigerating purposes)
  619. [21:45] <old_man_Bob> "I'll just try to put her to sleep...she's angry"
  620. [21:45] <old_man_Bob> (rolling for hypnosis
  621. [21:45] <old_man_Bob> 1d20
  622. [21:45] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  623. 01[21:46] <~Paradox> Too angry to sleep, apparently.
  624. 06[21:46] * old_man_Bob points forward again with his rod, attempting, but she ain't going down.
  625. 01[21:46] <~Paradox> (Floyd, doing anything with Short, then?)
  626. [21:46] <old_man_Bob> "I feel bad if we gotta put her down, she wants us out of here, scared for her babies."
  627. [21:46] <old_man_Bob> "all she's tellin' me is there's something bad really bad, at the blossoms"
  628. [21:47] <Dr_Floyd> (Using Hex)
  629. [21:47] <Alcyone> "Let me let her free, then."
  630. [21:47] <Dr_Floyd> (Although it's not statted.)
  631. [21:47] <DamienLunas> (it is)
  632. [21:47] <DamienLunas> (there was an update)
  633. 01[21:48] <~Paradox> (4d6 damage since she doesn't have a status condition)
  634. [21:48] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20 hexing
  635. [21:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, hexing: 20 [1d20=20]
  636. 01[21:48] <~Paradox> (all dat hex)
  637. [21:48] <Dr_Floyd> (Criti-motherfucking-cal!)
  638. 01[21:49] <~Paradox> 1d20 forgot fire spin damage
  639. [21:49] <old_man_Bob> (oh jesus, you might have killed her)
  640. [21:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, forgot fire spin damage: 8 [1d20=8]
  641. 01[21:49] <~Paradox> (whats your total damage then?)
  642. [21:49] <old_man_Bob> (that's 4d20, she's paralyzed)
  643. [21:50] <Alcyone> (the floatzel isn't paralyzed, is she?)
  644. 01[21:50] <~Paradox> (she's not paralyzed, just trapped)
  645. [21:50] <old_man_Bob> (ah)
  646. 01[21:51] <~Paradox> (okay so 38 damage. :| )
  647. 01[21:51] <~Paradox> Wyl's turn again.
  648. 06[21:52] * Wyl watches the assault pin the thing down; almost ready to fire another arrow in to finish it off... then he hears Bob's request for its safety; and he holds bow and arrow in one hand as his other draws out a Heal Ball, sending it flying into the flames at the Floatzel.
  649. [21:52] <Wyl> 1d100 pleaseletitcapture
  650. [21:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, pleaseletitcapture: 60 [1d100=60]
  651. [21:52] <Alcyone> (it just got crit, so that's a bonus ...._
  652. 01[21:54] <~Paradox> (nope.avi)
  653. [21:54] <Wyl> (Damn D: I was going for simultaneous captures)
  654. 01[21:54] <~Paradox> The floatzel pops back out of the heall ball, tearing it in two!
  655. [21:54] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d100 throwing fast ball (capture rate x4!)
  656. [21:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, throwing fast ball (capture rate x4!): 21 [1d100=21]
  657. 06[21:55] * Dr_Floyd throws a orange-colored pokéball at the creature. "Just admeet you louse!"
  658. 01[21:56] <~Paradox> ( > mfw )
  659. 01[21:56] <~Paradox> The floatzel shakes desperately within the pokeball
  660. [21:56] <old_man_Bob> (nice double entrandra)
  661. [21:56] <old_man_Bob> (sp)
  662. 01[21:56] <~Paradox> but after a moment, it stops.
  663. [21:57] <Dr_Floyd> (IN B4 IT FAILS)
  664. 01[21:57] <~Paradox> Congratulations, you caught a floatzel!
  665. [21:57] <Dr_Floyd> (Wait, what?)
  666. 06[21:57] * Wyl clicks his tongue, waiting for the inferno to die down before collecting the wreck of his heal ball.
  667. 06[21:57] * old_man_Bob sighs with relief, "better fate than I forsaw, but she's not gonna be a happy camper"
  668. 01[21:57] <~Paradox> (yeah I was surprised too)
  669. 06[21:58] * Alcyone calls out Gladius and uses its water spray to put out the inferno before it gets out of hand.
  670. [21:58] <old_man_Bob> (you were saying you loose, but spelt louse, pest, ect)
  671. [21:58] <Dr_Floyd> (Hahahaha, lucky day today, dude)
  672. 01[21:58] <~Paradox> (criticals really do help a lot)
  673. [21:58] <Dr_Floyd> (All "typos" are actually my accent lol)
  674. [21:58] <old_man_Bob> (I know)
  675. [21:58] <old_man_Bob> (just worked out well ;p)
  676. [21:59] <old_man_Bob> "Well, I'm done debating with mon's for the day...the flowers are to the north, by the way"
  677. [21:59] <old_man_Bob> "with something nasty"
  678. [21:59] <Alcyone> "Hmm."
  679. [21:59] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah, Sehr excellent! Another test sub- i meen, assistant!" says Floyd as he puts back the ball on his pocket.
  680. 01[21:59] <~Paradox> "Zel!"
  681. [21:59] <Alcyone> "So we didn't really learn anything. :I"
  682. 01[21:59] <~Paradox> "Zel, zel!"
  683. [21:59] <Alcyone> (;_;)
  684. [21:59] <old_man_Bob> "aye, she's a very arrogant mother"
  685. 01[21:59] <~Paradox> You see three floatzel in a nearby bush.
  686. [21:59] <Wyl> "...Sounds about right," Wyl nods, then looks to Bob and Alcyone.  "Are we going to take it on today... or come back later?"
  687. [21:59] <old_man_Bob> "wasn't giving a straight answer"
  688. [22:00] <old_man_Bob> "and there be her babies"
  689. 06[22:00] * Wyl stops and turns around when he sees the little ones coming out.
  690. [22:00] <Dr_Floyd> (Shouldn't it be Buizel?)
  691. [22:00] <Alcyone> "Um."
  692. [22:00] <Dr_Floyd> (If they are her babies.)
  693. [22:00] <Alcyone> "Doctor. May I talk you into letting that Pokemon go?"
  694. 01[22:00] <~Paradox> (err, yes, buizel)
  695. [22:02] <Dr_Floyd> "And vy should i do zat, Fräulein? Short Round 'ere..." Floyd pats the Snorunt. "Wore 'er down. Und i threw ze... fated ball at 'er."
  696. [22:02] <old_man_Bob> (hears them crying for mommy ;_;)
  697. 06[22:03] * old_man_Bob sheds a tear
  698. [22:03] <Alcyone> "But she's got children. D:"
  699. [22:03] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze law of ze nature shall take of 'tiself!"
  700. [22:03] <Dr_Floyd> "If zey are strong zey vill survive very vell! And if not, zey vill be eaten and sustain other!"
  701. 06[22:03] * Wyl approaches the little one softly, and takes a seat next to them.  "Hey, Alcyone... you've got food stuffed in your pack, right?"
  702. 06[22:03] * Alcyone stomps her foot.
  703. [22:04] <Alcyone> "I do."
  704. [22:04] <Wyl> he holds out a hand behind himself as if waiting for her to hand some over.  "...There are three of us and three babies."
  705. 06[22:04] * old_man_Bob converses with the children. "Aye, little ones, it be alright, your mama just going on a...trip."
  706. [22:04] <Dr_Floyd> "And i do believe Marta here vould have fed us for ze small ones."
  707. [22:05] <Wyl> "He might be right about the law of nature; if it wasn't us, other things could've killed her.  ...On the other hand, doesn't mean they have to be separated."
  708. 06[22:05] * Alcyone hands her entire pack over to Wyl.
  709. [22:06] <old_man_Bob> "I don't think they be endanger, this area is fairly safe"
  710. [22:06] <Dr_Floyd> (Go team Sociopath!)
  711. 01[22:06] <~Paradox> ( > team )
  712. [22:06] <Alcyone> "Well."
  713. [22:06] <old_man_Bob> "but aye, being seperated..."
  714. [22:06] <Alcyone> "The least we can do is give them some food."
  715. 01[22:06] <~Paradox> ( > implying everyone else isn't ;o; )
  716. [22:06] <Alcyone> "Hmm."
  717. [22:06] <Alcyone> "Doctor."
  718. 06[22:06] * Wyl starts pulling out food to offer for them; very quiet and gentle; a lot of his anger seems to have gone as he sees the little ones.
  719. [22:06] <Alcyone> "Perhaps if I gave you that stone you gave me for the Floatzel?"
  720. 01[22:07] <~Paradox> The buizel stare at Wyl for a moment...
  721. 01[22:07] <~Paradox> but one of them finally slaps his hand with his tails, and runs off back towards the waters, diving in. The other two look at each other, then chase after him.
  722. [22:08] <Alcyone> (;_;)
  723. [22:08] <Dr_Floyd> "You are not being logical, Fräulein. You see, i gave ze stone for you on my own accord. You insult me by trying to..."
  724. [22:08] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, 'ere zey go!"
  725. [22:08] <Alcyone> "...The stone and the fish I caught?"
  726. [22:09] <Wyl> "Ah..." Wyl sighs.  "...Looks like... they've made their choice then."
  727. 06[22:09] * Wyl stands himself back up, and hands the bag back to Alycone
  728. 06[22:09] * old_man_Bob shakes his head
  729. [22:10] <old_man_Bob> "tis a sad fate, but better than them finding their mama's corpse"
  730. [22:10] <old_man_Bob> "this be my fault, I should not of tried to possess her"
  731. 06[22:10] * Alcyone siiighs.
  732. [22:10] <Dr_Floyd> "Vorry not Fräulein, zey shall be okay. I guess." Floyd puts his cane back into place.
  733. [22:10] <Alcyone> "I-I hope so."
  734. 06[22:11] * Wyl tries to get angry at Alcyone, hoping to finish his lecturing that got cut off; but can't bring himself to be angry at her when she looks so D:
  735. 06[22:11] * old_man_Bob puts a hand on the tree they lived in, "aye, you be sure to keep them children safe, and give them plenty of fruit"
  736. 06[22:12] * Alcyone takes all the fruit out of her bag and piles it up against the tree. "We'd better move on."
  737. 06[22:13] * old_man_Bob "you be sure to tell ya brothas here that too"
  738. 06[22:13] * Wyl puts on a soft smile, then unhinges the large gun on his back, propping it under one arm.  "Hold still, Alcyone.  You too, Bob."
  739. [22:13] <Alcyone> "Hm? Okay."
  740. 06[22:13] * Alcyone holds still.
  741. 06[22:13] * old_man_Bob takes out a personal map and makes a small mark on it. It's obvious he intends to return here later.
  742. 06[22:14] * Wyl charges his pseudoscience-powered Medigun and fires a burst at Alcyone; then one at Bob, too.
  743. 01[22:14] <~Paradox> (perception checks)
  744. [22:14] <old_man_Bob> 1d20+6
  745. [22:14] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20+6: 20 [1d20=14]
  746. [22:14] <Alcyone> 1d20
  747. [22:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  748. [22:15] <Alcyone> :D!
  749. [22:15] <Wyl> (You both get 65 HP back)
  750. [22:15] <Wyl> 1d20+4
  751. [22:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d20+4: 18 [1d20=14]
  752. 01[22:15] <~Paradox> Bob and Wyl notice a Murkrow and a Spearow obversing the group.
  753. 06[22:15] * old_man_Bob looks up
  754. 01[22:16] <~Paradox> They're perched on the same thin branch of a tall but sickly-looking tree.
  755. 06[22:16] * Wyl catches Bob looking up when he shoots him full of HEALING, and then follows his gaze.
  756. [22:16] <old_man_Bob> "I know I vowed not to talk to another creature but..."
  757. [22:16] <Dr_Floyd> "Is zat vere ze Fireblossoms are, Herr Bob?"
  758. [22:16] <old_man_Bob> "they look suspicious"
  759. 01[22:16] <~Paradox> When they see that they've been noticed, the birds fly off.
  760. [22:16] <old_man_Bob> "oh well"
  761. [22:16] <old_man_Bob> "that can't be a good omen though, they know that I know their words."
  762. [22:17] <old_man_Bob> "but yes, doctah, northwards will lead us there"
  763. 06[22:17] * Alcyone heads north!
  764. [22:17] <Alcyone> "Hey Wyl."
  765. [22:17] <Wyl> "...Hm." Wyl watches them fly off; then gets on track to follow Alcyone.
  766. [22:17] <Wyl> "Yeah?"
  767. [22:17] <Alcyone> "Would you mind helping out Lutefisk too?"
  768. [22:17] <Wyl> "...Lutefisk?"
  769. [22:17] <Alcyone> "Yeah."
  770. 06[22:17] * Alcyone calls out the blue-tailed derpfish.
  771. 06[22:18] * Alcyone hovers it.
  772. [22:18] <Wyl> "Oh!  You're quick to name them..."
  773. [22:18] <Alcyone> "Well, why not?"
  774. 06[22:18] * Wyl charges up his gun again and points THIS HUGE STRANGE WEAPON AT LUTEFISK OH GOD WHAT IS IT AH IT'S FIRING AT HIM
  775. [22:19] <Alcyone> "I mean, if you're going to have friends and companions, why not give them names?"
  776. 01[22:19] <~Paradox> Lutefisk wriggles around, not used to being levitated. o0o
  777. [22:19] <Wyl> "Yeah, fair enough; but you know, -we- don't even have a name yet," he jokes as he heals up the floating derp
  778. [22:19] <Alcyone> "Hmm. Good point. We need to come up with a name."
  779. [22:21] <Wyl> "Although, I'm getting a little attached to 'Squad 47'," Wyl chuckles, making idle talk as he finishes off the recharge for the newest squad member.
  780. 06[22:21] * old_man_Bob chuckles "The Aristocrats"
  781. [22:21] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze last band i traveled vith vas called Ze Pidgeots, perhaps ve should be ze Murkrows? Of course, ve are being named after zis Omen, huh?"
  782. [22:21] <Alcyone> "Hmm. Why not name ourselves after a weapon? I think that'd be cool."
  783. [22:21] <Alcyone> "Like Excalibur or something!"
  784. 01[22:21] <~Paradox> (THE MEDIGUNS)
  785. [22:22] <old_man_Bob> (MEDIC IS CREDIT TO TEAM)
  786. 06[22:22] * Alcyone keeps Lutefisk lazily orbiting in circles around her head as she walks.
  787. [22:22] <old_man_Bob> "Looks like someone's had a change of heart"
  788. 06[22:23] * old_man_Bob moves ahead a bit, keeping an eye out for shady bird pokemon"
  789. [22:23] <Dr_Floyd> "It vas a jest, Herr Bob."
  790. [22:23] <Alcyone> "But we definitely can't just be Squad 47."
  791. [22:23] <Wyl> "...Why not?"
  792. 01[22:24] <~Paradox> "How about the WEIRD LOSERS?"
  793. [22:24] <Alcyone> "What."
  794. 06[22:24] * Alcyone looks around.
  795. [22:24] <Dr_Floyd> "Show thyself Knave!"
  796. 01[22:24] <~Paradox> You hear rustling, and three people step through the brush
  797. [22:24] <old_man_Bob> "did you just hear something? I'm mad but not that mad"
  798. 06[22:24] * Wyl 's palm hits his face
  799. [22:24] <old_man_Bob> (oh shit, people, pokerface)
  800. 01[22:25] <~Paradox> One is the one-eyed robot-armed lady from the bar.
  801. [22:25] <old_man_Bob> "oh, the angry pirate."
  802. [22:25] <old_man_Bob> "what ye be doing out here?"
  803. 01[22:25] <~Paradox> Behind her are a bored looking man with a sword, and a large large man with an axe.
  804. [22:25] <Alcyone> "Oh, it's uhhh."
  805. 06[22:26] * Alcyone snaps her fingers a few times.
  806. [22:26] <Alcyone> "..Wyl, help me out here."
  807. [22:26] <old_man_Bob> "ye know her name? I just always called her the angry pirate"
  808. [22:26] <Dr_Floyd> "Are you acquainted vith zose Gentlemen, Herr Bob?"
  809. [22:26] <old_man_Bob> "look at that scowl"
  810. [22:26] <Wyl> "...Hello, Aileen."
  811. 06[22:26] * Wyl doesn't sound so thrilled.
  812. 01[22:26] <~Paradox> "Hello, Wileena~"
  813. 01[22:26] <~Paradox> She smirks.
  814. 01[22:27] <~Paradox> "Interesting new group you've found."
  815. 06[22:27] * Wyl clicks his tongue.
  816. 06[22:27] * old_man_Bob seems indifferent to this wipper snapper
  817. 06[22:27] * Alcyone glances back and forth and back and forth and what's going on oh god
  818. [22:27] <Dr_Floyd> (Isn't that a girl's name?)
  819. 01[22:27] <~Paradox> (yes. yes it is.)
  820. [22:27] <Wyl> "Interesting group you're still stuck with."
  821. [22:27] <Alcyone> (that's the joke.jpg)
  822. [22:27] <Wyl> (Wileena?  Yes, yes it is.)
  823. 06[22:27] * Dr_Floyd watches the group with interest.
  824. [22:28] <Dr_Floyd> (Damn you Admiral Ackbar for not warning me!)
  825. 01[22:28] <~Paradox> "That was uncalled for," the bored looking man with the sword says, frowning.
  826. [22:28] <Wyl> (Wyl is most definitely a man however :3 )
  827. 01[22:29] <~Paradox> "... Aileen, not now..."
  828. [22:29] <Dr_Floyd> (Reverse trap)
  829. 01[22:29] <~Paradox> The large man with the axe mutters.
  830. 06[22:29] * old_man_Bob turns to Floyd "Do you know if any other teams are on this mission of yours?"
  831. [22:29] <Alcyone> "We don't really have time for this. :I"
  832. [22:29] <Wyl> "Right, right," Wyl sighs, looking almost as bored of this encounter as is.  "Please don't tell me you're here specifically to get in our way or something though.  That would just be disappointing."
  833. 01[22:30] <~Paradox> "As it happens, we don't either. We're on an important **~*~Special~*~** mission."
  834. 01[22:30] <~Paradox> "We wouldn't go out of our way just for you, Willywill~"
  835. 06[22:30] * old_man_Bob becomes uninterested with the conversation, sits down, continues to carve a voodoo doll
  836. 01[22:31] <~Paradox> "Didn't you hear about that sea monster?"
  837. 06[22:31] * old_man_Bob knife flies out of hand at the words "sea monster", looks perplexed
  838. 01[22:31] <~Paradox> "We heard that ... well, it's probably not a good idea to tell people like you~"
  839. [22:31] <Dr_Floyd> "Of course not. I 'ave not enough coin for that! Hahaha!"
  840. 06[22:31] * Alcyone shrugs and drops Lutefisk into her arms, angling her so she can watch the other team too.
  841. 01[22:32] <~Paradox> "We're just on our way to the lake. Toodaloo~"
  842. [22:32] <old_man_Bob> "Let me guess, captain' prissy"
  843. 06[22:32] * Wyl sighs a little.  "You're right; it's really not a good idea.  Have fun~"
  844. [22:32] <old_man_Bob> "you're headin' north"
  845. 03[22:32] * Brick (The_Falcon@sux-5BEEA061.cwjamaica.com) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  846. 01[22:32] <~Paradox> Aileen gives Wyl one last smug look, then the three of them walk off to the west, quickly disappearing into the steamy haze.
  847. [22:32] <Brick> "DYNAMIC ENTRY!"
  848. [22:32] <Dr_Floyd> (What)
  849. 06[22:33] * old_man_Bob glares as she walks off, suddenly VERY interested
  850. 06[22:33] * Wyl breathes a sigh of relief and gets nailed in the back by Brick's dynamic entry because he has stopped paying attention
  851. [22:33] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, zat vas veird. Who vere zose, Herr... Wileena?"
  852. [22:33] <old_man_Bob> (does Brick come in and suplex me)
  853. 01[22:33] <~Paradox> Brick crashes out from the nearest thicket, covered in leaves, twigs, and scratches.
  854. [22:33] <old_man_Bob> "oh, there he be"
  855. 06[22:33] * Wyl is too startled by the 'what' to even acknowledge Brick's presence.
  856. 06[22:33] * old_man_Bob gathers his knife, pockets it with the doll"
  857. [22:33] <Wyl> "Don't call me Wileena," he answers.  "My name is Wyl."
  858. [22:34] <Alcyone> "Wileena's a stupid name, anyway."
  859. [22:34] <Alcyone> "Wyl is much better."
  860. [22:35] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah, pardonnez-mein zen. In any case, who vere zose 'ooligans?"
  861. 06[22:35] * Brick looks around confused but remains silent sensing something in the ar of teh conversation
  862. 06[22:36] * Wyl shrugs it off.  "They're just... another explorer's group, that's all.  'Clan Redblade'.  They're... well, you saw."
  863. [22:37] <Alcyone> "Hmm. Maybe we should be Clan Blueblade."
  864. [22:37] <old_man_Bob> "They be greenhorns as well, whether Captain' prissy likes to admit it or not.  I don't think that's the last we'll see of them today though"
  865. [22:37] <Dr_Floyd> "Or Clan Gullwings."
  866. [22:37] <Wyl> "They're not -greenhorns-, Bob..." Wyl sighs.  "They're... they do well.  Really well.  They're a pain in the ass about it though."
  867. 06[22:38] * old_man_Bob grunts stubbernly
  868. 06[22:38] * Wyl then catches onto something and turns to Brick.
  869. [22:38] <Wyl> "And who the hell are you?"
  870. [22:39] <Alcyone> "That's Brick. The guy I was talking about."
  871. [22:39] <Brick> "WAit!"
  872. 06[22:39] * Brick stops Alcyone
  873. 06[22:39] * Brick jumps forward and strikes a pose
  874. [22:39] <Dr_Floyd> "Herr Brick? It vas convenient zat he vas hidden behind us all ze time, eh?"
  875. [22:40] <Brick> "I AM BRICK BREAK, MASTER OF THE BURNING SOUL!"
  876. [22:40] <Alcyone> The derpfish staaares.
  877. [22:40] <Wyl> "You're loud is what you are."
  878. 06[22:41] * Wyl stares at him plainly.
  879. [22:41] <Wyl> "...Are you capable in a fight, though?"
  880. [22:41] <Dr_Floyd> "Master of ze hiding provess it seems."
  881. [22:41] <Brick> "THAT'S JUST MY BURNIG SOUL FLOWING-"
  882. 06[22:41] * Brick stares at wyl
  883. [22:41] <Brick> "Why don't you try me"
  884. [22:42] <Dr_Floyd> (Awww shit)
  885. 06[22:42] * Wyl stares back.
  886. [22:42] <old_man_Bob> (COME AT ME BRO ACTIVATED)
  887. [22:42] <Alcyone> "That's enough."
  888. [22:42] <Alcyone> "We have a job to do, remember?"
  889. [22:42] <Alcyone> "Let's get it done and go home for tea."
  890. [22:43] <Wyl> "...I wasn't gonna pick a fight anyway," Wyl shrugs.
  891. 06[22:43] * Alcyone grabs onto Wyl's arm, hauls him northward.
  892. 06[22:43] * old_man_Bob is more than happy to continue up the path, gets moving
  893. 06[22:43] * Brick snaps out of it ang grins
  894. [22:43] <Alcyone> 1d20-4 Strength check hnnnnnnnnnngh
  895. [22:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, Strength check hnnnnnnnnnngh: -1 [1d20=3]
  896. [22:43] <Alcyone> (:V)
  897. [22:43] <Brick> (:|)
  898. [22:43] <Dr_Floyd> "Have you proved Oddish brand, Fräulein? 'Tiz sehr bueno on my opinion." Floyd follows the group
  899. [22:44] <old_man_Bob> (this can only end in lulz)
  900. 06[22:44] * Wyl sighs, watching Alcyone try to drag him along, and then starts walking on his own mid-pull.
  901. 01[22:45] <~Paradox> (do you wanna continue tonight, or are you all tired?)
  902. [22:45] <Brick> "Let's go Kuro, Lebro!"
  903. 06[22:45] * Alcyone nearly falls forward as Wyl suddenly starts moving again.
  904. [22:45] <Alcyone> (I'm good to continue)
  905. 06[22:45] * Brick launches forward after them
  906. [22:45] <Brick> (I'm goooooooood)
  907. 01[22:46] <~Paradox> (Just checking. Because this session has been sorta slow and I know that can wear people out :3 )
  908. [22:46] <old_man_Bob> (i'm fine to continue)
  909. [22:46] <Wyl> (I'm still going)
  910. 01[22:46] <~Paradox> (okey dokey then)
  911. [22:46] <Wyl> (The other campaign FINALLY drew to a close so I can give this full attention now)
  912. 01[22:47] <~Paradox> You continue on northward, brave pilgrims that you are!
  913. [22:47] <Dr_Floyd> (Goody good)
  914. 01[22:47] <~Paradox> You see more of the common pokemon; poliwags, tympoles, surskits. .. . but they become more and more scarce the farther north you go.
  915. [22:47] <Alcyone> (Who's keeping track of seen btw)
  916. 04[22:48] <Dr_Floyd> (Dox said we are getting no XP of seen pokés ;_;)
  917. [22:48] <Alcyone> (;_; what)
  918. 01[22:49] <~Paradox> (keeping track of seen is a PAIN and not worth it. But I've come up for a lot of ways for you guys to get levels so it'll be fine.)
  919. [22:49] <Wyl> (aka we will get more levels from general play and stuff)
  920. [22:49] <Wyl> (which I personally far prefer anyway)
  921. [22:49] <Alcyone> (fair enough :V)
  922. 06[22:49] * Brick walks up behind Alcyone, hands behind his head
  923. 01[22:49] <~Paradox> Eventually, you see no pokemon except ... lotads.
  924. [22:49] <Brick> "So, leader lady. Did I miss anything?"
  925. 01[22:50] <~Paradox> They're not VERY common, but you see one every few minutes, floating quietly on a steamy pool.
  926. [22:50] <Alcyone> "Not really. I caught a new friend, though!"
  927. 06[22:50] * Alcyone holds up Lutefisk.
  928. 06[22:50] * old_man_Bob starts to quietly sing a song in wildling, in a very deep voice
  929. [22:50] <Wyl> (lutefisk being a stunfisk since Brick wasn't even here to see it being caught)
  930. [22:51] <Brick> "Ohhhhh!"
  931. [22:51] <Brick> "Looks like I'm not the only one then
  932. [22:51] <Dr_Floyd> "Are ve on ze right way?"
  933. [22:51] <Brick> "Let me introduce you to Lebro!"
  934. 01[22:51] <~Paradox> As you walk, it gets steamier and steamier, and the heat and moisture is almost unberable. You're all drenched in hot water from just walking.
  935. 06[22:51] * Brick points to the Ledyba on his head
  936. [22:52] <Wyl> "More than likely... the wildlife's thinning out," he nods, and decides to add to it; he pops open the Pokeball containing Aqualung
  937. 01[22:52] <~Paradox> You eventually come to a large pool, which seems to be literally bubbling from the heat.
  938. 01[22:52] <~Paradox> And in the middle,on a giant lilypad, is a glowing red flower.
  939. [22:52] <Alcyone> (http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/45/Spr_5b_618_s.png this is what lutefisk looks like :3)
  940. 06[22:52] * old_man_Bob nods in agreement with Wyl, draws out Vodun and whispers something in Wildling to him
  941. [22:53] <Alcyone> "Is that the fire blossom, doctor?"
  942. 06[22:53] * Dr_Floyd soldiers own, breathing heavily through his surgical mask. Walking with those clothes on such a place were not a good idea on hindsight. "And zere eet ees!"
  943. 06[22:53] * old_man_Bob inspects it....and nods in confirmation "that's it"
  944. 06[22:53] * old_man_Bob starts to look paranoid, looking around fervently, whispering things to Vodun
  945. [22:54] <Alcyone> "Now we just have to grab it - while keeping an eye out for the bad thing."
  946. 06[22:54] * Brick wonders why everyone is getting all hot and bothered over a little sweat
  947. 06[22:54] * Alcyone attempts to psychic it over.
  948. [22:54] <old_man_Bob> "oh, brick"
  949. [22:54] <old_man_Bob> "I never told ye"
  950. 06[22:54] * Wyl draws his bow, scanning the area.  "Hold still, Alcyone.  There's no way it's not here."
  951. [22:54] <old_man_Bob> "something big n nasty supposed to be here"
  952. 06[22:54] * Brick lights up!
  953. [22:54] <Dr_Floyd> "Vatch out, Fräulein, ve are treeding on dangerous territory."
  954. 06[22:55] * Wyl randomly wisdom-checks; not for perception but actual insight here.
  955. [22:55] <Wyl> 1d20+4
  956. [22:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d20+4: 6 [1d20=2]
  957. 01[22:55] <~Paradox> The flower ... won't budge. The lillypad it's growing on is quite big.
  958. 06[22:55] * Wyl keeps his OOC guess OOC <:3
  959. [22:55] <old_man_Bob> "the root is pretty thick, girl"
  960. [22:55] <old_man_Bob> "I don't think you'll be able to get it out easy"
  961. [22:55] <Alcyone> "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh."
  962. [22:56] <Alcyone> "The problem is, there's no way we can go in the water...Hmm. Doctor."
  963. [22:56] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, zat is quite estrange, ese."
  964. [22:56] <Alcyone> "Do you need it completely intact?"
  965. 04[22:56] <Dr_Floyd> (Do I need it, Dox?)
  966. 01[22:57] <~Paradox> (No, but you need the whole flower, not just the petals)
  967. [22:57] <Alcyone> (that's fine :3c)
  968. [22:57] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze petals vill do, Signorita."
  969. [22:58] <Alcyone> "Well, I think we can get all of it. Anyone have some rope?"
  970. [22:58] <Alcyone> "Something not too heavy. Or a vine, maybe."
  971. 06[22:58] * Alcyone looks around for vines.
  972. 06[22:59] * Wyl continues scouring.  "Come on, Wyl, think... there's no way it's -not- here.  Murkrow's Law."
  973. 06[22:59] * old_man_Bob looks to Vodun "if you were a Hauntar, you could actually grab it." :/
  974. [22:59] <Alcyone> 1d20 spot check?
  975. [22:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, spot check?: 11 [1d20=11]
  976. 06[22:59] * Brick looks at Lebro quizzically
  977. 01[23:00] <~Paradox> Alcyone finds some vines! Because why not.
  978. [23:00] <Dr_Floyd> "I think zat ees not a good idea."
  979. 01[23:00] <~Paradox> (I for one am very disappointed no one brought a 10-foot pole)
  980. 01[23:00] <~Paradox> (C'MON GUYS YOU'RE EXPLORERS)
  981. 06[23:00] * Alcyone plucks a reasonably flexible one and drags it back. "Hey. Wyl~"
  982. [23:01] <Alcyone> "Can you tie this to an arrow and shoot the flower?"
  983. [23:01] <Dr_Floyd> (I'm a doctor, not a dungeoneer!)
  984. [23:01] <Alcyone> (>implying Alcyone knows what adventurers is)
  985. [23:01] <old_man_Bob> (my pole's only like, 4 feet qq)
  986. [23:01] <Wyl> 1d20+4 wisdom check
  987. [23:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, wisdom check: 23 [1d20=19]
  988. 06[23:01] * Wyl 's eyes light up this time.  "Thanks for that, Alcyone."
  989. [23:02] <Alcyone> "Huh? Sure?"
  990. 06[23:02] * Wyl fires an arrow without even waiting, at the lillypad directly."
  991. 01[23:02] <~Paradox> The air around you erupts in a sudden haze as half the water in the pool evaporates.
  992. [23:02] <Wyl> "Bingo~"
  993. [23:03] <old_man_Bob> "uh oh"
  994. [23:03] <Alcyone> "Oh dear."
  995. 01[23:03] <~Paradox> The earth shakes slightly, and you hear a CRUNCH then a roar
  996. [23:03] <Dr_Floyd> "Scheisse!"
  997. [23:03] <old_man_Bob> (the bartender's words echo in my head, "she's gonna get killled")
  998. 01[23:03] <~Paradox> Through the thick steam, you see ... an orange light.
  999. [23:03] <Dr_Floyd> (Whatever we are fighting, we know two moves of it!)
  1000. 06[23:03] * Wyl takes out another arrow.  "You guys ready?"
  1001. [23:03] <Dr_Floyd> (Crunch and roar!)
  1002. [23:04] <Dr_Floyd> (So keep psychics out)
  1003. 01[23:04] <~Paradox> As it the steam clears somewhat, you see some sort of giant smoldering creature
  1004. [23:04] <Alcyone> "I-I think so!"
  1005. 02[23:04] * Brick (The_Falcon@sux-5BEEA061.cwjamaica.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1006. 01[23:04] <~Paradox> The glowing red flower sits on top of its head. It has glowing red eyes - but it has glowing-red everything.
  1007. 03[23:04] * Brick (The_Falcon@sux-5BEEA061.cwjamaica.com) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  1008. 06[23:04] * Dr_Floyd releases Short Round and extends his cane into battle mode. "Can ve spend one hour vithout zis..."
  1009. 01[23:05] <~Paradox> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy-oMxfTC1A
  1010. [23:05] <Alcyone> (>short round)
  1011. [23:05] <Alcyone> (confirmed fire type)
  1012. [23:05] <Brick> "GET READY KURO!"
  1013. [23:05] <Alcyone> (not good idea)
  1014. 06[23:05] * old_man_Bob continues to converse with Vodun in wildling, Vondun appears to be pumped
  1015. 06[23:05] * Brick takes a fighting stance
  1016. 01[23:06] <~Paradox> The earth shakes again, and the giant burning Ludicolo steps into view!
  1017. [23:06] <Alcyone> (>ludicolo)
  1018. [23:06] <old_man_Bob> (wat)
  1019. [23:06] <Alcyone> (yeah, the music Wyl posted is better)
  1020. 04[23:06] <Wyl> (Personally, Dox, I preferred mine 8D but y'know )
  1021. [23:06] <Dr_Floyd> (Well, you have a fucking Water Charmander)
  1022. [23:06] <Dr_Floyd> (Why not a Fire Ludicolo?)
  1023. 01[23:06] <~Paradox> (haha just saw yours)
  1024. 01[23:07] <~Paradox> (8D )
  1025. [23:07] <Brick> (flaming grass types, wet fire types)
  1026. 01[23:07] <~Paradox> (OFFICIAL BATTLE MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHHFc-gIeI)
  1027. [23:07] <Brick> (what's next, electric geodudes?)
  1028. 01[23:07] <~Paradox> (pokemon speeds?)
  1029. [23:07] <old_man_Bob> 10
  1030. [23:07] <Alcyone> (dex 8, spd 3)
  1031. [23:07] <old_man_Bob> (brick, that'd be, awesome
  1032. [23:08] <Wyl> (Aqualung has 10)
  1033. [23:08] <Wyl> (Wyl's Dex is 18 etc)
  1034. [23:08] <old_man_Bob> (oh, my dex is 6 as well)
  1035. [23:08] <Brick> (kuro speed 5)
  1036. [23:08] <Dr_Floyd> (10)
  1037. [23:08] <Wyl> (Wait no it's 21)
  1038. [23:08] <Dr_Floyd> (Dex 10 too)
  1039. [23:08] <Brick> (brick dex 18)
  1040. 03[23:09] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Aqua10 > Kuro5 > Gladius3'
  1041. [23:09] <Brick> (:|)
  1042. 03[23:09] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Ludicolo >  Aqua10 > Kuro5 > Gladius3'
  1043. [23:09] <Dr_Floyd> (You forgot about Shorty!)
  1044. [23:09] <Alcyone> (I'm using Lutefisk, not Gladius)
  1045. [23:09] <Alcyone> (but it doesn't matter much)
  1046. 01[23:09] <~Paradox> ( my bad)
  1047. [23:09] <Dr_Floyd> (Speed 10)
  1048. 03[23:10] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Ludicolo >  Aqua10 > Kuro5 > Lute3'
  1049. 01[23:10] <~Paradox> (shorty vs aqua for speed?)
  1050. 01[23:10] <~Paradox> (roll 1d20)
  1051. [23:10] <Wyl> 1d20
  1052. [23:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  1053. [23:10] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20
  1054. [23:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  1055. [23:10] <old_man_Bob> (vodun is 10 too)
  1056. [23:10] <old_man_Bob> 1d20
  1057. [23:10] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1058. 03[23:10] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Ludicolo >  Aqua10 > Vodun > Shorty10 > Kuro5 > Lute3'
  1059. 06[23:11] * Wyl looks down to Aqualung.  "Just stay behind me and fire at it, alright?  I'll keep you safe," he tells his nervous companion, as he unleashes another arrow into the Ludicolo
  1060. [23:11] <Wyl> 1d20 AC
  1061. [23:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, AC: 4 [1d20=4]
  1062. 01[23:12] <~Paradox> The arrow goes right past the ludicolo. swoosh!
  1063. 06[23:12] * Wyl is shaking a little himself, so he misses the broadside of the barnicolo
  1064. 01[23:13] <~Paradox> (Brick Go!_
  1065. 01[23:13] <~Paradox> )
  1066. 06[23:13] * Brick puts on his intense face)
  1067. [23:14] <Brick> "LETS GO KURO! DUAL MACH PUUUNNNNCCCHHHHH"
  1068. [23:14] <Brick> 2d10 kuro
  1069. [23:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, kuro: 11 [2d10=4,7]
  1070. 01[23:14] <~Paradox> (roll AC first you silly)
  1071. [23:14] <Brick> oh wait
  1072. [23:14] <Brick> 1d20
  1073. [23:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  1074. 01[23:14] <~Paradox> (and append the numbers on the roll directly like this 2d10+whatever)
  1075. 01[23:15] <~Paradox> (also roll STAB :I )
  1076. [23:15] <Brick> (good lord I have to get used to this)
  1077. [23:15] <Brick> 1d4
  1078. [23:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d4: 4 [1d4=4]
  1079. 01[23:16] <~Paradox> (next time, do it like this: 2d10+1d4+8)
  1080. 01[23:16] <~Paradox> (and it'll do it altogether)
  1081. 01[23:16] <~Paradox> (Anyway, YOUR punch now)
  1082. [23:17] <Brick> 1d20
  1083. [23:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  1084. 01[23:17] <~Paradox> Kuro hits home, but you miss.
  1085. [23:18] <Brick> (:|)
  1086. 01[23:18] <~Paradox> The Ludicolo doesn't seem very hurt by the damage.
  1087. [23:18] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20 Glaiving!
  1088. [23:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Glaiving!: 20 [1d20=20]
  1089. 01[23:19] <~Paradox> (max damage is what?)
  1090. [23:19] <Dr_Floyd> (16)
  1091. 01[23:19] <~Paradox> (plus your modifiers?)
  1092. [23:19] <Dr_Floyd> (1d10+Int, right?)
  1093. 01[23:20] <~Paradox> (oh, I never gave you a weapon I don't think ... lets day 4d6 steel type for a glaive.)
  1094. [23:20] <Dr_Floyd> (I bought it on chargen)
  1095. 01[23:20] <~Paradox> (so 30)
  1096. 01[23:21] <~Paradox> (Alcyone Go)
  1097. [23:21] <Alcyone> 1d20 swift
  1098. [23:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, swift: 2 [1d20=2]
  1099. [23:21] <Alcyone> (phew)
  1100. [23:21] <Alcyone> 3d10+6
  1101. [23:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 3d10+6: 21 [3d10=5,6,4]
  1102. 06[23:21] * Dr_Floyd swings his cane right on the wild Ludicolo's face, striking true!
  1103. 01[23:21] <~Paradox> The good doctor fucking crashes into the flaming ludicolo; the charge is .. .quite impressive, especially since the ludicolo is about twice his height.
  1104. 01[23:21] <~Paradox> Alcyone follows up with a spray of stars!
  1105. 06[23:21] * Alcyone points her hands forward and showers the Ludicolo with starlight!
  1106. [23:21] <Dr_Floyd> (And how i'm a fucking scrawny middle-age doctor)
  1107. 01[23:22] <~Paradox> (Bob go)
  1108. [23:23] <old_man_Bob> time for smacky time with the stick
  1109. [23:23] <old_man_Bob> 1d20
  1110. [23:23] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  1111. [23:23] <old_man_Bob> 2d10+6
  1112. [23:23] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 2d10+6: 15 [2d10=5,4]
  1113. 01[23:23] <~Paradox> It does not seem the least bothered by your attack.
  1114. 01[23:24] <~Paradox> The giant firepineapplething starts ... dancing!
  1115. [23:25] <Wyl> (oh god oh god)
  1116. 01[23:25] <~Paradox> It shakes what its momma gave it to and fro, screaming all the while!
  1117. [23:25] <Brick> (:|)
  1118. 06[23:25] * Alcyone hides behind Wyl oh god
  1119. 01[23:25] <~Paradox> 1d20 Uproar
  1120. [23:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Uproar: 15 [1d20=15]
  1121. 01[23:26] <~Paradox> 1d4+1
  1122. [23:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d4+1: 5 [1d4=4]
  1123. [23:26] <DamienLunas> (haha oh right it got buffed to power 90)
  1124. [23:26] <Alcyone> (shiiit)
  1125. [23:26] <Dr_Floyd> "Svat the scheiss?"
  1126. 01[23:26] <~Paradox> (oh, shit, it did didn't it)
  1127. 01[23:26] <~Paradox> (uuuuh)
  1128. [23:26] <DamienLunas> (BE AFRAID)
  1129. [23:26] <DamienLunas> (oh what? PTA got the new damage wrong.)
  1130. [23:26] <old_man_Bob> (OH GOD WHY DID WE RUN UP TO PUNCH THIS THING)
  1131. [23:27] <Alcyone> (damien shut up and go away :c)
  1132. [23:27] <DamienLunas> (k)
  1133. 01[23:27] <~Paradox> PSYCH
  1134. 01[23:27] <~Paradox> it headbutts Brick
  1135. [23:27] <Brick> (yay)
  1136. [23:27] <Alcyone> "GRAB THE FLOWER)
  1137. [23:27] <Alcyone> *"
  1138. [23:27] <Alcyone> (also you can come back now viktor)
  1139. 01[23:27] <~Paradox> 5d10+17
  1140. [23:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+17: 49 [5d10=6,5,7,9,5]
  1141. [23:27] <Brick> "OH SHI-"
  1142. [23:27] <Alcyone> (or whatever your name is)
  1143. [23:27] <Dr_Floyd> "TELL ME 'OW VE CAN SAY ZIS."
  1144. 01[23:28] <~Paradox> The thing's head glows pink for a second, before it slams it down on Brick.
  1145. [23:28] <Brick> (can be reduced I assume)
  1146. 01[23:28] <~Paradox> (yes)
  1147. 01[23:29] <~Paradox> Wyl Aqua's Turn
  1148. 03[23:29] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Ludicolo >  Aqua10 > Vodun > Shorty10 > Kuro5 > Lute'
  1149. [23:29] <Brick> (k, 34 dam)
  1150. 06[23:30] * Wyl signals to Aqualung, who seems confused as to exactly -what- to fire at it, until he decides water sounds like a good idea and attempts to put the flaming beast out
  1151. [23:30] <Wyl> 1d20
  1152. [23:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  1153. [23:30] <Wyl> (Nein?)
  1154. 01[23:31] <~Paradox> The beast SPINS TO THE RHYTHMN, completely ignoring Aqua's attack!
  1155. 01[23:31] <~Paradox> Bob Vodun go!
  1156. 06[23:32] * old_man_Bob Bob looks back to Vodun, and nods, the ghastly does a nod back, and gives the big dancer a dark glare, Curse
  1157. 01[23:33] <~Paradox> The giant monster roars in pain as a shadowy spike is nailed into its head.
  1158. 01[23:33] <~Paradox> Shorty's turn
  1159. [23:33] <old_man_Bob> (gave Vodun the dmg to himself already)
  1160. [23:34] <Dr_Floyd> (Does Hex gives extra damage if he's cursed?)
  1161. 01[23:34] <~Paradox> (no)
  1162. [23:34] <Dr_Floyd> (Double teaming then)
  1163. 01[23:35] <~Paradox> (okay)
  1164. 01[23:35] <~Paradox> Lute's up!
  1165. [23:35] <Alcyone> Lute sprays the ludicolo with mud!
  1166. 06[23:35] * Dr_Floyd orders Short Round "Better safe zen sorry! Dooble teem!" The Snorunt creates a shadow image of itself by quickly spinning!
  1167. [23:35] <Alcyone> 1d20 mud slap
  1168. [23:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, mud slap: 2 [1d20=2]
  1169. [23:35] <Alcyone> fuck
  1170. [23:35] <Alcyone> go
  1171. 01[23:35] <~Paradox> (Wyl's turn)
  1172. 06[23:37] * Wyl ditches his bow; from the safety of the back, he changes to his medigun and starts doing his duty as medic, starting with the freshly injured Brick
  1173. [23:37] <Wyl> (Brick recovers 65 HP :3 )
  1174. [23:37] <Alcyone> (by the way, wyl)
  1175. [23:37] <Brick> (:D)
  1176. [23:37] <Alcyone> (if you need money to keep us in healings, tell me)
  1177. 01[23:37] <~Paradox> (I already worked that out with him :3 )
  1178. 01[23:37] <~Paradox> Brick is up!
  1179. [23:37] <Wyl> (We've got special rulings set up for that, don't worry.  2300 remaining, by the way)
  1180. [23:37] <old_man_Bob> (yeah he gets 3k of healing a day I think)
  1181. [23:38] <Alcyone> (okay)
  1182. [23:38] <Brick> *pass*
  1183. [23:38] <Dr_Floyd> (I got 7 potions here)
  1184. [23:38] <Dr_Floyd> (And a few status healers if you guys need)
  1185. [23:39] <Dr_Floyd> (Well, 2 energy powders and 5 potions)
  1186. [23:39] <Wyl> (>Implying Wyl doesn't have you guys covered as team medic <:3 )
  1187. [23:39] <Alcyone> (it's a FOE though)
  1188. 01[23:39] <~Paradox> (Passing? Okay. Floy'ds turn)
  1189. [23:39] <Wyl> (fair enough.  Anyway!)
  1190. [23:39] <Brick> (pasing until after Kuro)
  1191. [23:40] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20 Glaiving!
  1192. [23:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Glaiving!: 18 [1d20=18]
  1193. [23:40] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d10+6
  1194. [23:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d10+6: 11 [1d10=5]
  1195. 01[23:42] <~Paradox> (4d6 damage)
  1196. 01[23:42] <~Paradox> (roll it)
  1197. 01[23:42] <~Paradox> (changing your weapon to 4d6 because HAUSRULES~)
  1198. 01[23:42] <~Paradox> (meanwhile, Alcyone go)
  1199. 06[23:42] * Alcyone swaps Lutefisk for Gladius.
  1200. [23:42] <Alcyone> go
  1201. [23:43] <Dr_Floyd> roll 4d6
  1202. [23:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 4d6: 13 [4d6=6,2,1,4]
  1203. 01[23:43] <~Paradox> (go Bob)
  1204. [23:43] <Alcyone> gladius is spd 15 btw
  1205. 06[23:44] * old_man_Bob goes for another smack
  1206. [23:44] <old_man_Bob> 1d20
  1207. 03[23:44] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Ludicolo >  Gladius 15 >  Aqua10 > Vodun > Shorty10 > Kuro5 >'
  1208. [23:44] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1209. [23:44] <old_man_Bob> 2d20+6
  1210. [23:44] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 2d20+6: 19 [2d20=1,12]
  1211. 01[23:44] <~Paradox> The Ludicolo curls up for a second ...
  1212. 01[23:45] <~Paradox> then throws its arms up in the air! like it just don't care!
  1213. 01[23:45] <~Paradox> also the air is fire now FUCK
  1214. [23:45] <Brick> (FUUUUUUU-)
  1215. [23:45] <old_man_Bob> (OH NOES)
  1216. [23:45] <Alcyone> (fuck, I don't have the weather changing moves yet)
  1217. [23:45] <Alcyone> (SHOULD HAVE LET ME START WITH A CASTFORM)
  1218. 01[23:45] <~Paradox> 10#1d20
  1219. [23:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 10#1d20: 18 [1d20=18], 1 [1d20=1], 2 [1d20=2], 17 [1d20=17], 3 [1d20=3], 2 [1d20=2], 10 [1d20=10], 20 [1d20=20], 5 [1d20=5], 8 [1d20=8]
  1220. 01[23:45] <~Paradox> (you wish it was sunny day)
  1221. [23:45] <Alcyone> wait what
  1222. [23:46] <Dr_Floyd> (OVERHEAT)
  1223. [23:46] <Wyl> (oh god oh god)
  1224. [23:46] <Alcyone> shitcocks
  1225. [23:46] <Dr_Floyd> (OH GOD SHORTY IS GOING TO DIE)
  1226. [23:46] <old_man_Bob> (Vodun is soooo fucked :( )
  1227. [23:46] <Dr_Floyd> (Well, lose one of his lives)
  1228. [23:46] <Alcyone> (that's why I warned you about fire types bro)
  1229. [23:46] <Brick> (missed brick epic-ly)
  1230. [23:46] <Alcyone> (I TOLD YOU BRO)
  1231. [23:46] <Brick> (I think)
  1232. 01[23:46] <~Paradox> (The enourmous weat wave seems to miss Wyl, Brick, Bob, Gladius, and Shorty somehow )
  1233. 01[23:46] <~Paradox> The enourmous weat wave seems to miss Wyl, Brick, Bob, Gladius, and Shorty somehow
  1234. [23:47] <Dr_Floyd> (Oh thank Satan i Double Teamed)
  1235. 01[23:47] <~Paradox> 4d20+18
  1236. [23:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d20+18: 75 [4d20=13,16,8,20]
  1237. 01[23:47] <~Paradox> The rest of you are not so lucky, and take quite a lot damage from the searing heat.
  1238. [23:48] <Alcyone> (fortunately, I take precisely medigun damage. 8D)
  1239. [23:48] <Brick> (I will avenge you my friends ;-;
  1240. [23:48] <Wyl> 1d100 Aqualung death save
  1241. [23:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Aqualung death save: 24 [1d100=24]
  1242. 01[23:48] <~Paradox> Vodun takes .. 98 damage
  1243. 01[23:48] <~Paradox> (Aqualung 4x resists :I )
  1244. [23:48] <old_man_Bob> mother of fuck
  1245. [23:48] <Wyl> (Does he?)
  1246. [23:49] <Wyl> (OH RIGHT I was thinking about that backwards)
  1247. 01[23:49] <~Paradox> (water and fire both resist fire, so...)
  1248. [23:49] <Dr_Floyd> (Oh god i died)
  1249. [23:49] <Brick> (1 sec)
  1250. [23:49] <Wyl> (For reference!  Is it Supereffective/resist followed by defense/spdef, or vice versa?)
  1251. 01[23:49] <~Paradox> (defenses are applied first)
  1252. 04[23:50] <Dr_Floyd> (Hey Dox, how much damage it does to us humans?)
  1253. 01[23:50] <~Paradox> (Same thing. 75. Unless you have feats or items that reduce it.)
  1254. [23:50] <Wyl> (Aqualung isn't even unconscious holy crap GO DRAGON THING)
  1255. 01[23:50] <~Paradox> (Also you can't be dead you have 80 HP, Doc.)
  1256. [23:50] <Dr_Floyd> (Cool, i have only 5 hp left then)
  1257. [23:51] <Brick> (k)
  1258. 01[23:51] <~Paradox> (who/what is down?)
  1259. 06[23:51] * old_man_Bob vodun faints :X
  1260. [23:51] <Wyl> (Wyl is fine; Aqualung has 4 HP left)
  1261. 06[23:51] * Dr_Floyd screams in pain as he is set ablaze by the flaming inferno. "MUTTER OF DEUS!"
  1262. [23:52] <Alcyone> (I'm fine, gladius didn't get hit)
  1263. 03[23:52] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Ludicolo >  Gladius 15 >  Aqua > Shorty10 > Kuro5 >'
  1264. 01[23:52] <~Paradox> (how is kuro?)
  1265. [23:52] <Brick> (so dead it isn't even funny)
  1266. 01[23:52] <~Paradox> (-20something. so not dead, just knocked out)
  1267. 06[23:52] * old_man_Bob screams in anger, returning Vodun to his ball. This time, it's personal
  1268. 01[23:53] <~Paradox> (you dont't DIE until it gets to negative 100% of your max HP )
  1269. [23:53] <Brick> "KURO!!!!"
  1270. 03[23:53] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Ludicolo >  Gladius 15 >  Aqua > Shorty10'
  1271. 01[23:53] <~Paradox> Gladius' turn.
  1272. [23:53] <old_man_Bob> (well, 18-98 is a lot less than 36 xD)
  1273. [23:53] <Brick> (taking mine after Glad then)
  1274. [23:53] <old_man_Bob> (least the fucker took 1/8th its hp in dmg)
  1275. [23:54] <Alcyone> Gladius charges up and ZZZZZZOT
  1276. [23:54] <Alcyone> thunder wave!
  1277. [23:54] <Brick> (wait, can I body focus Juro back into life to take his turn?)
  1278. [23:54] <Brick> (K*)
  1279. 01[23:54] <~Paradox> (uuuh yeah I don't see why not since you delayed)
  1280. [23:55] <Brick> (HECK YEA)
  1281. 01[23:55] <~Paradox> (although he'd be at like 3HP or something since it only gives +50% max health)
  1282. 01[23:55] <~Paradox> The ludicolo is paralyzed!
  1283. 01[23:55] <~Paradox> Aqua's turn
  1284. [23:55] <Brick> (I just need him for one thing)
  1285. [23:57] <Dr_Floyd> (Wyyyyyyyl)
  1286. [23:57] <Wyl> ( :3 ? )
  1287. 06[23:58] * Brick dashes over to Kuro's side and pours energy into him. "Dammit Kuro, don't give up on me" (Body focus)
  1288. [23:58] <Dr_Floyd> (Aqua's turn)
  1289. [23:58] <Wyl> (oh duh)
  1290. [23:58] <Wyl> Aqua looks frazzled by the attack; but none the less tries to put out the blaze courageously.  With what little it can muster.
  1291. [23:58] <Wyl> 1d20 water gun
  1292. [23:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, water gun: 4 [1d20=4]
  1293. [23:59] <Wyl> (have I mentioned I had shitty accuracy in the other campaign too today?)
  1294. [23:59] <Alcyone> (you and me both)
  1295. [23:59] <Wyl> (hit or miss?)
  1296. 01[23:59] <~Paradox> (miss)
  1297. Session Time: Wed Mar 23 00:00:00 2011
  1298. 01[00:00] <~Paradox> Shorty's up!
  1299. [00:00] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20 HEX THE FUCKER
  1300. [00:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, HEX THE FUCKER: 6 [1d20=6]
  1301. [00:00] <Dr_Floyd> (Just when it would deal double damage >:-V)
  1302. [00:00] <Brick> (what is this thing's weight class :3?)
  1303. 01[00:00] <~Paradox> (that hits)
  1304. [00:00] <old_man_Bob> (it's more than double, jumps up to 4d20)
  1305. [00:00] <Wyl> (heavy as fuck)
  1306. 01[00:01] <~Paradox> (roll it)
  1307. [00:01] <Dr_Floyd> roll 4d20
  1308. [00:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 4d20: 49 [4d20=8,20,10,11]
  1309. [00:01] <Dr_Floyd> (Awww shiet!)
  1310. 01[00:01] <~Paradox> (somany20s)
  1311. [00:01] <Dr_Floyd> (Only 1 20 tho)
  1312. 01[00:02] <~Paradox> (whats your modifier? please remember to add it on directly to your dice :I )
  1313. [00:02] <Dr_Floyd> (Ah, sorry! +10 SPATK)
  1314. 02[00:02] * BB (Herp@sux-B0674A51.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1315. 01[00:02] <~Paradox> Short Round hits the freakin' ludimonster hard!
  1316. 06[00:02] * Dr_Floyd charges a ball of dark energy on its mouth and throws it at the Paralyzed creature!
  1317. 01[00:03] <~Paradox> (Kuro's turn)
  1318. [00:03] <Brick> "LET'S SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS KURO, LOW KICK!"
  1319. [00:03] <Brick> 1d20
  1320. [00:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  1321. [00:03] <Brick> (hit?)
  1322. 01[00:03] <~Paradox> (hits)
  1323. 03[00:03] * BB (Herp@sux-B0674A51.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  1324. [00:03] <Brick> (weight class?)
  1325. 01[00:04] <~Paradox> (480lbs would be what?)
  1326. 01[00:04] <~Paradox> (5. pfft)
  1327. [00:04] <Brick> (lulz)
  1328. [00:04] <Dr_Floyd> (120 power level!)
  1329. 01[00:04] <~Paradox> (so 5d20 damage!)
  1330. [00:05] <Wyl> (480 lbs = weight class 6...)
  1331. 01[00:05] <~Paradox> (remember to add your ATK and stab)
  1332. [00:05] <Brick> 5d20+1d4+8
  1333. [00:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 5d20+1d4+8: 64 [5d20=20,1,19,4,11; 1d4=1]
  1334. [00:05] <Brick> (Ignore that)
  1335. 01[00:05] <~Paradox> (err, yes, 6, but I still gave the correct damage dice)
  1336. [00:05] <Brick> (>20,1.... dicemaid got jokes)
  1337. [00:06] <Alcyone> (can we go a little faster? I'm starting to fade a bit)
  1338. 01[00:06] <~Paradox> The huge thing falls to the ground.
  1339. 01[00:06] <~Paradox> Trainer turns
  1340. 01[00:06] <~Paradox> Go Wyl
  1341. [00:06] <Alcyone> (medigun medigun~)
  1342. [00:07] <Brick> (wyl?)
  1343. [00:07] <Brick> (WYL!?)
  1344. [00:07] <old_man_Bob> 1d100 death save
  1345. [00:07] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, death save: 40 [1d100=40]
  1346. 01[00:07] <~Paradox> (SORRY I LIED)
  1347. [00:08] <Alcyone> (?)
  1348. [00:08] <Brick> (?)
  1349. 06[00:08] * Wyl has braced himself against the heat... then his gun lowers, and the expression on Wyl's face is something others are glad they're not paying attention to; it looks equally panicked... and angry.
  1350. 01[00:08] <~Paradox> ( I thought vodun had gone under 100%, but I did the math wrong. He was 3HP away, not 3HP over)
  1351. [00:08] <old_man_Bob> (he had me do a death save for Vodun cause he took a fuckton of dmg, but barely made it above the barrior)
  1352. [00:08] <Wyl> "DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE DIE ON ME!"
  1353. [00:09] <Alcyone> "I don't intend to!"
  1354. 06[00:09] * Wyl fires at Floyd to try to perk him back up.
  1355. [00:09] <Dr_Floyd> "Danke Herr Doktor!"
  1356. [00:09] <Wyl> (Also christ it takes me a moment to write stuff you don't all have to start PM spamming me D: )
  1357. [00:10] <Alcyone> (sorry gabe ;_;)
  1358. 06[00:10] * Brick dashes to the giant things head and Karate Chops the Flower off
  1359. 01[00:10] <~Paradox> (sorry :I )
  1360. 01[00:10] <~Paradox> (roll it, Brick~)
  1361. [00:10] <Brick> 1d20
  1362. [00:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  1363. 01[00:11] <~Paradox> (hits!)
  1364. [00:11] <Brick> 4d6+5
  1365. [00:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 4d6+5: 18 [4d6=2,3,4,4]
  1366. 01[00:11] <~Paradox> gogo Floyd
  1367. [00:11] <Brick> "EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE!"
  1368. [00:12] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d100 Heavy Ball (+20 Capture!)
  1369. [00:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Heavy Ball (+20 Capture!): 31 [1d100=31]
  1370. 01[00:12] <~Paradox> The ball goes up in flames as soon as it gets within a few inches of the ludicolo.
  1371. 01[00:12] <~Paradox> Alcyone!
  1372. [00:13] <Dr_Floyd> (Oh come on!)
  1373. [00:13] <Alcyone> (>expecting to catch an FOE)
  1374. [00:13] <Alcyone> (>laughingadventurers.jpg)
  1375. 06[00:13] * Alcyone swaps Gladius for Brandt (Speed 15, and Ludicolo's speed is halved due to para)
  1376. 03[00:14] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob | Gladius 15 >  Aqua > Shorty10 > Ludicolo'
  1377. [00:14] <Dr_Floyd> (:C)
  1378. 01[00:14] <~Paradox> (Brandt's speed?)
  1379. [00:15] <Alcyone> (I just said, speed 15)
  1380. 01[00:15] <~Paradox> (durrr, sorry)
  1381. [00:15] <Alcyone> (is okay :B)
  1382. 03[00:15] * Paradox changes topic to 'Wyl > Brick > Floyd > Alcyone > Bob |  Brandt 15 >  Aqua > Shorty10 > Ludicolo'
  1383. 01[00:15] <~Paradox> Bob's turn
  1384. 06[00:15] * old_man_Bob is FURIOUS. Bob WILL CRUSH
  1385. [00:15] <old_man_Bob> 1d20
  1386. [00:15] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  1387. [00:15] <old_man_Bob> 2d10+6
  1388. [00:15] <DiceMaid-9001> old_man_Bob, 2d10+6: 17 [2d10=10,1]
  1389. 01[00:16] <~Paradox> (hgggn)
  1390. 01[00:16] <~Paradox> Brandt's turn
  1391. [00:16] <Alcyone> 1d20 Air Cutter, come on paraflinch
  1392. [00:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, Air Cutter, come on paraflinch: 7 [1d20=7]
  1393. [00:16] <Alcyone> fuck
  1394. 01[00:17] <~Paradox> 1d20 Shadow Check
  1395. [00:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Shadow Check: 10 [1d20=10]
  1396. 01[00:17] <~Paradox> Brandt decides to do as you say!
  1397. 01[00:17] <~Paradox> (hits)
  1398. [00:17] <Alcyone> 3d10+13+1d6 at least it's SE maybe?
  1399. [00:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, at least it's SE maybe?: 37 [3d10=8,8,7; 1d6=1]
  1400. 01[00:18] <~Paradox> Go Aqua!
  1401. [00:18] <Wyl> Aqua tries to gather what courage he can to steady his little water gun.  Go little watermander, you can do it ;-;
  1402. [00:18] <Wyl> 1d20
  1403. [00:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  1404. 01[00:18] <~Paradox> (it hits!)
  1405. [00:18] <Wyl> (GOOD I was about to flip a table)
  1406. [00:19] <Alcyone> (yay watermander :3)
  1407. [00:19] <Wyl> 2d10+7 effectiveness unknown
  1408. [00:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, effectiveness unknown: 12 [2d10=3,2]
  1409. 01[00:20] <~Paradox> The ludicolo barely notices the water gun!
  1410. [00:20] <Alcyone> (stab?)
  1411. [00:20] <Alcyone> (staaab)
  1412. 01[00:20] <~Paradox> (stab! do it)
  1413. [00:20] <Wyl> 1d4
  1414. [00:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d4: 2 [1d4=2]
  1415. [00:20] <Alcyone> :V
  1416. [00:20] <Wyl> ( :3c )
  1417. 01[00:20] <~Paradox> .... but it then topples over.
  1418. [00:20] <Wyl> (what)
  1419. 01[00:20] <~Paradox> (loling so hard right now)
  1420. [00:20] <Alcyone> (yaaay Aquamander won it for us)
  1421. 01[00:20] <~Paradox> (ludicolo has 3hp left when you hit it)
  1422. 01[00:21] <~Paradox> ( > you did 3 damage )
  1423. [00:21] <Wyl> Aqualung feels like the baddest motherfucker on the planet
  1424. [00:21] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20 Hexing for santa!
  1425. [00:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Hexing for santa!: 7 [1d20=7]
  1426. 01[00:21] <~Paradox> The fiery monster EXPLODES, sending ash, steam, and water everywhere.
  1427. 06[00:21] * Alcyone hugs Brandt. :] Good little hellspawn butterfly.
  1428. [00:21] <Brick> (slowbro.jpg)
  1429. [00:21] <Dr_Floyd> (oh lol)
  1430. 06[00:22] * Brick guards Kuro from the explosion
  1431. [00:22] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze flower!" Floyd says in pure shock.
  1432. [00:22] <Alcyone> "Is it okay?"
  1433. 01[00:22] <~Paradox> The steam clears...
  1434. 06[00:22] * old_man_Bob still angry, starts to kick the remains
  1435. 01[00:22] <~Paradox> The softly glowing red flower sits on the ground, on top of what remains of the planthat
  1436. 06[00:23] * Wyl steps in front of Aqualung to protect him from the blast of DEAD FOE; but he simply gets to charging up the Medigun, the look on his face one of not realising the battle's over as he continues healing his teammates.
  1437. 01[00:23] <~Paradox> (Ding! Level-Up!)
  1438. [00:23] <Dr_Floyd> "Ah! Zere eet ees! Good job everyun! Especially yoo, Short!"
  1439. 06[00:23] * Alcyone gathers up the planthat remains. Maybe the Alchemist's hall can do something with 'em.
  1440. [00:24] <Wyl> (as in Trainer Levelup? :3c)
  1441. 01[00:24] <~Paradox> (yes)
  1442. 06[00:24] * Brick looks at the flower in disgust and walks over to wyl, placing a hand on the barrel of his gun
  1443. 01[00:24] <~Paradox> (also, 5k exp to distribute)
  1444. 06[00:24] * Dr_Floyd searches the body for any anomaly and collects the flower.
  1445. 06[00:24] * old_man_Bob calms down, crowches down "poor little Vodun. He's gonna need a long rest after that..."
  1446. 01[00:24] <~Paradox> (normally I won't let you distribute exp freely, but you do get to with FOEs)
  1447. [00:25] <old_man_Bob> (Does Vodun still get exp? D:)
  1448. [00:25] <Brick> (i.e I have two pokemon that can share 5k now? sweet)
  1449. [00:25] <Wyl> (Aqualung deserves it all in this case @_@ )
  1450. [00:25] <Dr_Floyd> (All the 5000 to shorty then!)
  1451. 01[00:25] <~Paradox> (yes bob)
  1452. [00:25] <old_man_Bob> (yay)
  1453. [00:25] <Alcyone> (are you even going to use that floatzel)
  1454. [00:25] <Alcyone> (yaay let's get Gladius to learning bubblebeam, and then I'll learn it too)
  1455. 01[00:25] <~Paradox> Floyd collects the flower, and is instantly aware of its BURNING PROWESS
  1456. 06[00:25] * Wyl hardly even pays attention to Brick; he practically discharges the whole of the energy in his gun until everyone is secure.
  1457. [00:26] <Dr_Floyd> (Do i find anything else?)
  1458. 01[00:27] <~Paradox> As you pluck off the flower, a dull gray crystal seems to fall out fo the remains.
  1459. 01[00:27] <~Paradox> it seems to be cracked on one side.
  1460. [00:27] <Brick> (>mfw Kuro lv19. YESSSSSSS)
  1461. [00:27] <Dr_Floyd> "As you said, Mademoiselle Alcyone, ze crystal!" Floyd holds it on the direction of the sun.
  1462. 01[00:27] <~Paradox> Aqualung begins glowing!
  1463. 01[00:28] <~Paradox> "ChaaaaaARRRR!"
  1464. 06[00:28] * Wyl is only snapped out of his psychotic healing rage by the sudden glow of his companion.
  1465. 01[00:28] <~Paradox> its growl deepens as it becomes taller!
  1466. [00:28] <Alcyone> "Break that crystal!"
  1467. 06[00:28] * Alcyone runs over, broom raised to smack the shit out of it
  1468. [00:29] <Dr_Floyd> "But ze cure...!"
  1469. [00:29] <Brick> (you have a broom?:|)
  1470. 01[00:29] <~Paradox> You smacksmacksmack it, but it doesn't seem to do any good.
  1471. [00:29] <Alcyone> (Everyone has a weapon, brick :I)
  1472. [00:29] <Brick> (but...a broom?)
  1473. 06[00:29] * Wyl turns to look at Aquamander, watching it turn into an Aquameleon with a slowly returning smile
  1474. [00:29] <Alcyone> (Why not? All good witches have brooms)
  1475. 01[00:29] <~Paradox> "Charrr!"
  1476. [00:29] <Brick> (...)
  1477. [00:29] <Alcyone> "Come onnnn, come on! I have to cure Brandt!"
  1478. 01[00:29] <~Paradox> It lets out a jet of fire!
  1479. 01[00:30] <~Paradox> .. then a jet of water!
  1480. 04[00:30] * Brick ducks
  1481. 01[00:30] <~Paradox> and closes its mouth in a steamy grin.
  1482. 01[00:30] <~Paradox> The smack the stone with your broom, sending it flying
  1483. 01[00:30] <~Paradox> it hits Brandt right in the face
  1484. [00:30] <Alcyone> "Oops. D:"
  1485. 01[00:31] <~Paradox> the crystal falls to the floor, breaking in two as it does
  1486. 06[00:31] * Brick stares in horror
  1487. 06[00:31] * Wyl settles down with something of a laugh, his rage evaporating as it occurs to him that they -won-; and he hugs it.
  1488. 01[00:31] <~Paradox> You think.. you think you see six spirals of shadow rise from the cracked crystal
  1489. 01[00:31] <~Paradox> you're not sure
  1490. 06[00:31] * Wyl is oblivious to the other going-ons
  1491. [00:31] <Alcyone> "I'm sorry Brandt I didn't mean to hit you please don't try to kill me."
  1492. 01[00:32] <~Paradox> Aqualung licks Wyl, and struts around.
  1493. 01[00:32] <~Paradox> Brandt ... blinks.
  1494. 01[00:32] <~Paradox> Then begins glowing!
  1495. 01[00:32] <~Paradox> It turns pitch black for a second, suddenly, and then back to glowing bright white - then back to normal.
  1496. 01[00:32] <~Paradox> ".... fly?"
  1497. 01[00:33] <~Paradox> It tilts its head, and looks around.
  1498. 01[00:33] <~Paradox> Brandt seems rather confused.
  1499. 06[00:33] * Alcyone cautiously holds out her hand to the Beautifly.
  1500. [00:33] <Brick> (kuro 70 hp, only learns rock throw... I can live with it)
  1501. 06[00:34] * old_man_Bob tries to release Vodun from his ball...he kinda just splats to the ground, uncouncious
  1502. 06[00:34] * Wyl grins as he watches Aqualung strut, starting to laugh a little.  "That... that was... we actually won..."
  1503. 06[00:34] * old_man_Bob "yeah, that's gonna need a doctor's attention"
  1504. [00:34] <Alcyone> (Lutefisk hits level 13 exactly, Gladius hits 19)
  1505. 06[00:34] * Dr_Floyd stares at the shadow flying out of it. "Vell, zat vas our chance to pacify zis place."
  1506. [00:35] <Alcyone> "What do you mean by that?"
  1507. 06[00:35] * Alcyone turns to Floyd, sounding a bit distracted.
  1508. 01[00:35] <~Paradox> Brandt flies around, exploring his imeediate surroundings, then lands on Alcyone's head.
  1509. 06[00:36] * Alcyone looks upwards awkwardly.
  1510. [00:36] <old_man_Bob> (but yeah vodun is now 20, if not kersplattered)
  1511. 01[00:37] <~Paradox> "Beaut! fly!"
  1512. [00:37] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze Crystal, if i dissected eet i could find ze cure for zose violent Pokémon."
  1513. [00:37] <Alcyone> "Well, I think breaking it cured Brandt well enough."'
  1514. 06[00:39] * Dr_Floyd sighs. "At least ze bloody Flower vas secured. Vho knows vat kind of zing i can do with eet."
  1515. [00:39] <Alcyone> "...What are you planning to do with it, anyway?"
  1516. [00:40] <Alcyone> "I mean, I thought it was the Alchemists' Hall that put in the request and well you know."
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