I can't believe we're finally here! With all that we've imagined, the reality of this thread is sure to make this the BEST THREAD EVER

AT THE 4CHAN
IN THE /CO/
I'M GOING TO SEE THEM ALL
ALL THE TRIPFAGS
I'LL BEFRIEND THEM AT THE 4CHAN
(At the 4chan)

ALL THE DRAWFAGS AND THE WRITEFAGS
THEY WILL LOVE ME BIG AND SMALL
WE'LL BECOME BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
RIGHT HERE AT THE 4CHAN
(All our dreams will come true: right here at the 4chan!)
(At the 4chan)

AT THE 4CHAN
I WILL SELL THEM
ALL MY VECTOR-TASTIC TREATS

CRAZED PONYFAGS: THEY WILL BUY THEM
SHIPPING PICTURES, VECTOR TWEAKS
(Give me some!)
AND I'LL EARN A LOT OF MONEY
FOR FLUFFY'S DONATIONS

(All our dreams and our posts)
(From now until hereafter)
(All that we've been wishing for)
(Will happen in this thread!)

AT THE 4CHAN, ALL THE TRIPFAGS
THEY WILL SEE FAIR ANON, YOU SEE
THEY WILL SEE I'M JUST AS REGAL AT THE 4CHAN
I WILL FIND HIM: A CONTRIBUTOR
AND HOW GALLANT HE WILL BE
HE WILL TREAT ME LIKE A CLIENT
TONIGHT AT THE 4CHAN

BEEN DREAMIN': I'VE BEEN WAITIN'
TO POST WITH THOSE GREAT POSTERS
THE /CO/MRADES: THEIR DARING THOUGHT
SPINNING ROUND AND DOING POT
POST COUNT IN THE THOUSANDS
THEY'LL SPAM US WITH COSTANZAS
THE /CO/MRADES WILL SEE ME RIGHT HERE AT THE 4CHAN!

I AM HERE AT THE /CO/ 4CHAN
FOR IT IS THE BEST FORUM
BUT THE ONE THING IT WAS MISSING WAS A POSTER NAMED ANON
FOR I AM THE BEST AT POSTING: ALL THE /CO/MRADES WILL AGREE
POSTERS SHIPPING, POSTERS CHATTING, WITH ME AT THE 4CHAN!

AT THE 4CHAN
WITH THE ADMIN
IS WHERE I'M GOING TO BE
WE WILL TALK ALL ABOUT FREE SPEECH
AND WHAT I'VE LEARNED AND SEEN
IT'S GOING TO BE SO SPECIAL
AS HE TAKES TIME JUST FOR ME

INTO THE 4CHAN WE MUST GO
WE'RE READY NOW: WE'RE ALL AGLOW
INTO THE 4CHAN LET'S GO IN AND HAVE THE BEST THREAD EVER

INTO THE 4CHAN: NOW'S THE TIME:
WE'RE READY AND WE POST DIVINE

INTO THE 4CHAN: MEET TRIPFAGS
INTO THE 4CHAN: SELL COMMISSIONS
INTO THE 4CHAN: FIND DRAWFAGS
PROVE I'M GREAT: AS THE /CO/MRADES

TO MEET
TO SELL
TO FIND
TO PROVE
TO SHIP
TO TALK

INTO THE 4CHAN
INTO THE 4CHAN

AND WE'LL HAVE THE BEST THREAD EVER!

AT THE 4CHAN!