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  1. on *:text:!Play*:#: {
  2. if (%play.time [ $+ [ $nick ] ] != $null) { /notice $nick So,, i heard you wanted to play again? you still have to wait $duration(%play.time [ $+ [ $nick ] ]) | halt }
  3. else {
  4. set -z %play.time $+ $nick 240
  5. var %r $rand(1,10)
  6. if (%r == 1) { inc %gp $+ $nick 1000 | /msg $chan 10 You play'd RuneScape, Most of the guys think you are a real gangster now. 2 +$1,000. }
  7. if (%r == 2) { dec %gp $+ $nick 500 | /msg $chan 10 You play'd HEROES of might and magic III,Some guy recorded it and put it on YouTube. All ur class mates laughed at you and you never went out ur house again. 2 -$500. }
  8. if (%r == 3) { dec %gp $+ $nick 5000/msg $chan 10 You slip in Yak's doodoo while running in the wildy. You get owned by a revenant called [^Emiel^] 2 - $5,000.
  9. }
  10. if (%r == 4) { dec %gp $+ $nick 1000 | /msg $chan 10 While mining a rock, a piece of stone hits you in the nuts, which makes you cry for your mother. This makes you lose 2 -$1,000 - obviously.
  11. }
  12. if (%r == 5) { dec %gp $+ $nick 8000 | /msg $chan 10 You were busy with cutting a Yew tree, the tree felt on ur neck, you had to recover in an hospital for 6 days. 2 -$8,000. }
  13. if (%r == 6) { inc %gp $+ $nick 20000 | /msg $chan 10 You pee on the memorial stone of a famous warrior while screaming you're his momma. 2 +$20,000 .
  14. }
  15. if (%r == 7) { dec %gp $+ $nick 2000 | /msg $chan 10 Item found: Divine sigil. Since you don't know it's price you sell it for 400k to a newb in Lumbridge. GF 2 -$2,000.
  16. }
  17. if (%r == 8) { dec %gp $+ $nick 5000 | /msg $chan 10 While you're drunk you try to spell respect (R-E-S-C-E-P-T-A), but you fail; 2 -$5,000. }
  18. if (%r == 9) { dec %gp $+ $nick 5000/msg $chan 10 While trying to store an item in your Pack yak you accidentally put your hand in it's arse in stead of the bag. GJ SON! 2 -$5,000.
  19. }
  20. if (%r == 10) { inc %gp $+ $nick 2300 | /msg $chan 10 You manage to defeat jad by letting it smoke some weed - it's too stoned to fight you. Good job! 2 +$2,300 }
  21. if (%r == 11) { inc %gp $+ $nick 23000 | /msg $chan 10 You introduce XTC to Party Pete and become his dealer. That's the best fucking deal you can get $.$ ; 2 +$23,000 }
  22. if (%r == 12) { inc %gp $+ $nick 1600 | /msg $chan 10 JaJa Legacy came to your house in real and hacked your account, because you e-Thugged. 2 -$10,000 }
  23. if (%r == 13) { dec %gp $+ $nick 2000 | /msg $chan 10 You try eating an ice-cream but it ends up in your eye instead of your mouth. That's what you get from 9 hours of bandos soloing, nolifer! 2 -$2,000.
  24. if (%r == 14) { inc %hp $+ $nick 5000 | /msg $chan 10 You downloaded a fake version of SwiftKit on your computer with a fake login. You got hacked. 2 -$250. }
  25. }
  26. }
  27. }
  28. alias rank {
  29. window -h @list1
  30. window -h @list2
  31. var %a 1
  32. while ($var(%gp*,%a)) {
  33. aline -a @list1 $($v1,2) $right($v1,100)
  34. inc %a
  35. }
  36. filter -wwteuc 1 1 @list1 @list2
  37. var %b $iif($1 isnum,$1,$fline(@list2,*%gp $+ $1)), %r = $token($line(@list2,%b),2,32) $token($line(@list2,%b),1,32) %b
  38. close -@ @list*
  39. return %r
  40. }
  41. on *:text:!money*:#: {
  42. if (!$2) { /msg $chan You got %gp [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ gp
  43. msg $chan You are ranked $gettok($rank($nick),3,32) of $var(%gp*)
  44. }
  45. if ($2 != $null) { /msg $chan $2- got %gp [ $+ [ $2- ] ] $+ gp
  46. msg $chan You are ranked $gettok($rank($nick),3,32) of $var(%gp*)
  47.  
  48. }
  49. }
  50. on *:join:#: {
  51. if ($nick == [^Emiel^]) {
  52. /msg $chan 7P3l4a12y owner Emiel has joined the channel!
  53. }
  54. if ($nick == sn00p) {
  55. /msg $chan 7P3l4a12y admin sn00p has joined the channel!
  56. }
  57. if (denny isin $nick) || ($nick == Arceus) {
  58. /msg $chan 7P3l4a12y bot helper $nick joined the channel!
  59. }
  60. }
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