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  1. >Be Vidya Spaghetti
  2. >South-east of Inkopolis
  3. >Innacavernsystem
  4. >following a Jelly with tentacle torch
  5. >researcher Scientist is recording his research journal
  6. >Weeb writing it all down
  7. >Scientist’s octowoomy or whatever mapping it out
  8. >for once our armed guard are serious
  9. >haven’t tried hitting on Weeb at all
  10. >not that I care
  11. >they’ve been staring at the octo’s ass instead
  12. >Jelly stops
  13. >The hole is small and jagged
  14. >Toss a bioluminescence inkblock down the hole
  15. >use a collapsible periscope to examine the ruins
  16. >paydirt
  17.  
  18. >Standard procedure
  19. >Guardsquids securing the area
  20. >testing the grounds where it’s safe
  21. >Researchers laying out their tools
  22. >Setting up a full camp
  23. >Doubt it’ll take more than the weekend to have everything recoverable brought to the museum
  24. >Grab Weeb by the arm
  25. >”Time for the dive”
  26. >she squawks when I push her down the hole
  27. >jump in after
  28. >glad we tossed the expanding sponge down first
  29. >shine tentacle torch around
  30. >Cod this place smells rank
  31. >Like a millennia of spilt semen and lube
  32. >there’s the little statues in the corner
  33. >all of them humanoid female figures
  34. >Maybe the ancients were a matriarchal society
  35. >or maybe these are their deities
  36. >Cthulhu Fhtagn they’re in pristine condition
  37. >container looks vacuum sealed and reinforced
  38. >look to Weeb
  39. >she’s blushing like mad
  40. >cod she looks adorable
  41. >”Find something loser?”
  42. >the blush is replaced with a sneer
  43. >least I didn’t pitch a tentacle this time
  44. >walk over and check
  45. >broken open safe
  46. >oh cod the stench is permeating from here
  47. >wow
  48. >the ancients must have been hung like sharks
  49. >all kinds of weird clothing and sex toys
  50. >stained and faded strips of frilly clothe
  51. >half rotted rubber phalli ranging from the size of my hand to the size of a bamboozler
  52. >the years were not kind to this stuff
  53. >they definitely won’t make the journey back
  54. >Weeb looks at me
  55. >don’tgetlostinhereyesdon’tgetlostinhereyesdon’tgetlost-
  56. >”I’ll grab the blackboxes”
  57. >Weeb has a box filled with ‘terabyte’ blackboxes
  58. >she puts the sponge vertically to climb out the whole
  59. >wait
  60. >shit
  61. >I’m gonna have to get the statues
  62.  
  63. >20 minutes of water drilling later
  64. >hole has been safely expanded
  65. >squidguard have finished rigging a hand elevator
  66. >with some heavy lifting secure the statue case
  67. >slowly crank the heavy case to the top
  68. >squidguard is smart to move the case clear of the hole
  69. >Climb out
  70. >Octothot jumps down to check for electronics
  71. >Maybe I should have warned her of the stench
  72. >”OH COD WHY?!”
  73. >meh
  74. >one of the guards goes down to ‘assist’
  75. >how anyone can manage down there is a mystery best left
  76. >Scientist can’t be that oblivious
  77. >Maybe he’s into it
  78. >poor bastard will never get laid
  79. >walk up behind Weeb and Scientist
  80. >Busy trying the blackboxes
  81. >Scientist bragging about his genius decryption and translating program
  82. >Weeb switching between wanting to ignore him and hover handing over his throat
  83. >place a hand on her shoulder
  84. >she flinches
  85. >lean forward and focus on the screen
  86. >Chew on my cheek
  87. >I am tranquillity
  88. >I am not getting aroused by her
  89. >I am not imagining sliding my hand down her shirt
  90. >of caressing is cute tiny tits
  91. >of showering kisses all over her
  92. >”AHA!”
  93. >screen showing hundreds of video files
  94. >jackpot
  95. >May be the discovery of the century
  96. >Scientist opens the first file
  97. >takes a few minutes to properly load
  98. >all of us ignoring the moans coming from the hole
  99. >pretty sure we had more 6 squidguards
  100. >only one is still surfaceside
  101. >video on screen
  102. >obese ancient
  103. >really pasty looking
  104. >slathered in some sorta clear ink
  105. >in bright pink skirt
  106. >oh cod no
  107. >wait is that the largest Phyllis we saw
  108. >oh cod no he isn’t
  109. >slam the monitor down
  110. >look at the rest of the blackboxes
  111. >so tempted to incinerate them
  112. >the things I do for scientific discovery
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