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- >Be Vidya Spaghetti
- >South-east of Inkopolis
- >Innacavernsystem
- >following a Jelly with tentacle torch
- >researcher Scientist is recording his research journal
- >Weeb writing it all down
- >Scientist’s octowoomy or whatever mapping it out
- >for once our armed guard are serious
- >haven’t tried hitting on Weeb at all
- >not that I care
- >they’ve been staring at the octo’s ass instead
- >Jelly stops
- >The hole is small and jagged
- >Toss a bioluminescence inkblock down the hole
- >use a collapsible periscope to examine the ruins
- >paydirt
- >Standard procedure
- >Guardsquids securing the area
- >testing the grounds where it’s safe
- >Researchers laying out their tools
- >Setting up a full camp
- >Doubt it’ll take more than the weekend to have everything recoverable brought to the museum
- >Grab Weeb by the arm
- >”Time for the dive”
- >she squawks when I push her down the hole
- >jump in after
- >glad we tossed the expanding sponge down first
- >shine tentacle torch around
- >Cod this place smells rank
- >Like a millennia of spilt semen and lube
- >there’s the little statues in the corner
- >all of them humanoid female figures
- >Maybe the ancients were a matriarchal society
- >or maybe these are their deities
- >Cthulhu Fhtagn they’re in pristine condition
- >container looks vacuum sealed and reinforced
- >look to Weeb
- >she’s blushing like mad
- >cod she looks adorable
- >”Find something loser?”
- >the blush is replaced with a sneer
- >least I didn’t pitch a tentacle this time
- >walk over and check
- >broken open safe
- >oh cod the stench is permeating from here
- >wow
- >the ancients must have been hung like sharks
- >all kinds of weird clothing and sex toys
- >stained and faded strips of frilly clothe
- >half rotted rubber phalli ranging from the size of my hand to the size of a bamboozler
- >the years were not kind to this stuff
- >they definitely won’t make the journey back
- >Weeb looks at me
- >don’tgetlostinhereyesdon’tgetlostinhereyesdon’tgetlost-
- >”I’ll grab the blackboxes”
- >Weeb has a box filled with ‘terabyte’ blackboxes
- >she puts the sponge vertically to climb out the whole
- >wait
- >shit
- >I’m gonna have to get the statues
- >20 minutes of water drilling later
- >hole has been safely expanded
- >squidguard have finished rigging a hand elevator
- >with some heavy lifting secure the statue case
- >slowly crank the heavy case to the top
- >squidguard is smart to move the case clear of the hole
- >Climb out
- >Octothot jumps down to check for electronics
- >Maybe I should have warned her of the stench
- >”OH COD WHY?!”
- >meh
- >one of the guards goes down to ‘assist’
- >how anyone can manage down there is a mystery best left
- >Scientist can’t be that oblivious
- >Maybe he’s into it
- >poor bastard will never get laid
- >walk up behind Weeb and Scientist
- >Busy trying the blackboxes
- >Scientist bragging about his genius decryption and translating program
- >Weeb switching between wanting to ignore him and hover handing over his throat
- >place a hand on her shoulder
- >she flinches
- >lean forward and focus on the screen
- >Chew on my cheek
- >I am tranquillity
- >I am not getting aroused by her
- >I am not imagining sliding my hand down her shirt
- >of caressing is cute tiny tits
- >of showering kisses all over her
- >”AHA!”
- >screen showing hundreds of video files
- >jackpot
- >May be the discovery of the century
- >Scientist opens the first file
- >takes a few minutes to properly load
- >all of us ignoring the moans coming from the hole
- >pretty sure we had more 6 squidguards
- >only one is still surfaceside
- >video on screen
- >obese ancient
- >really pasty looking
- >slathered in some sorta clear ink
- >in bright pink skirt
- >oh cod no
- >wait is that the largest Phyllis we saw
- >oh cod no he isn’t
- >slam the monitor down
- >look at the rest of the blackboxes
- >so tempted to incinerate them
- >the things I do for scientific discovery
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