Reality Warping 11, SCP 1915 Tax Man.

Item: SCP-1915

Tissue test record: N/A

Termination testlog:

[BEGIN LOG]

04:23:17SCP-1915 is transported to SCP-682s containment facility. SCP-1915 seems to have been convinced it is a guest at the site to fix financial issues.

04:25:54 SCP1915 enters the containment observation area and asks to see the documents relating to their financial problems. SCP-682 does not undergo any changes.

04:39:59 SCP-1915 discusses Site-██'s financial records and budget reports. SCP-682 begins to thrash violently.

04:45:30 At this point, SCP-682s containment chamber and observation area are changed into a large office room and holding tank, with SCP-682 resembling a large komodo dragon.

05:00:15 SCP-1915 notices SCP-682, and asks what it it. Site director-██████ explains it is the resident komodo dragon that no one can get rid of. D-█████ explains it is responsible for most of their financial troubles as it messes with equipment and no one can get it to leave.

05:01:30 SCP-1915 attempts to interact with the komodo dragon by opening a can of cat food from a mini fridge nearby. SCP-682 looks and snorts at it.

05:05:50 SCP-1915 returns to his"office" and begins to file reports. SCP-682 now resembles an iguana.

05:40:14 SCP-1915 finds a document and begins to make changes to it. The document seems to be a flat tax proposal.

06:10:54 SCP-1915 finishes and shows signs of surprise. SCP-1915 proceeds to then head towards the large office area. SCP-682 now resembles a newt.

06:12:00 SCP-1915 proceeds to gather every staff member to the large office to announce its discovery. Most are annoyed or uninterested as SCP1915 produces the document. Dr. █████ asks what it is.

06:20:43 SCP-1915 explains that the document was a flat tax proposal proves that SCP-682 is actually related to [DATA EXPUNGED], which in itself is remotely related to whales. This in turn debunks numerous rumors and theories of SCP-682.

06:25:23 All staff members begin to take notes and begin to discuss changes to the facility and containment of SCp-682. Most seem to be related to luxury.

06:39:54 D-████ suggests showing the document to SCP-682.

06:40:10 SCP-1915 shows the document to SCP-682, which now resembles a goldfish.

06:40:12 The goldfish proceeds to turn rightside up. SCP-682 is believed to have somehow died of shock. All personnel begin to berate SCP-1915 for killing the goldfish.

06:45:17 SCP-1915 proceeds to apologise and finishes the final reports and leaves to return to its original containment site. Site-██ returns to its original form soon after its departure, with SCP-682 regenerating and reanimating soon after.