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- [ 1] MERCHANT Killian : Idiots, Morons, Fools
- Sun Jan 12 23:46:16 2020
- RP points have been awarded for this content.
- To: Immortal
- These fools are going to get us all murdered in our beds, and most of them
- will more than deserve it. I cannot fathom the level of stupidity that one
- requires to decide "I am going to incite the rage of the WARMASTERs and be
- the idiot who gets our trade pact revoked." Hard-won negotiations are mere
- trifles to this arse-headed sloths, using their limp reproductive parts to
- make key strategic decisions.
- WARMASTERs issue challenges. It's in their nature; get over it. If you are
- reluctant to engage those primitive morons in combat, then you get what is
- deserved when they decide to slake their primordial thirst over your idiot
- corpse. After all, we all suffer certain indignities to ensure that we can
- continue to operate our businesses as we choose.
- In the meantime, the WARMASTERs have no more respect for that flaccid ego-
- filled noodle of a necromancer. Phaw! Were it up to me, I'd slice him into
- calamari and be done with the whole affair. That idiot is going to cost us
- far more gold than he could ever deposit in the vaults, all while preening
- his frothy, ink-filled flagellates that he calls... well, whatever he says
- they are.
- Surely, given the millions of gold I have earned for the Family, you would
- think they would begin to recognize where respect is due. But alas, morons
- and imbeciles have no concept of the real world, only of their own selfish
- animal urges and their rabid need to put their masculinity on display.
- Hell, without a doubt it would be even easier than my current negotiations
- to arrange to sell some information that would lead to easy machination of
- these pride-toting, barbaric infidels and their hubris. After all, if they
- can be called to action by something so simple as a slight against the wee
- bits that dangle between their pathetic legs, then it would be dangerously
- easy to ensure that they fall into a trap of their own making to face very
- certain demise.
- Bah. Morons run the world and I am relegated to licking their boots. Great
- injustice that seems to know no bounds, but there will come a reckoning to
- this vile lot in life. And they will rue their own stupidity, I guarantee.
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