Craig is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
Craig is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
Craig is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
Craig is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
Craig is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
Craig is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
Craig is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
Craig is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
Craig is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
Craig is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
Craig is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, Craig laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who Craig called for you.
Craig is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
Craig is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
Craig is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
Craig is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
Craig is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
Craig is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
Craig is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
Craig is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
Craig is the uncle who has touched you several times.
Craig is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
Craig is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
Craig is wonderful.