FCAR Vermillion 500

(20:23:30) (Mr_Commentator): IT'S HAPPENING
(20:23:31) (Mr_Commentator): OR IS IT
(20:23:34) (Mr_Commentator): I DON'T KNOW
(20:23:40) (Mr_Commentator): BUT IT IS
(20:23:52) sahdee: :coffee:
(20:23:59) (Mr_Commentator): THE VERMILLION 500 IS STARTING
(20:24:01) (Mr_Commentator): OR IS IT?
(20:24:04) (AllStarr_Civ): I feel like my race results might be tampered with after this whole Civ thing...
(20:24:05) (Mr_Commentator): YES
(20:24:20) (Mr_Commentator): TODAY
(20:24:32) (Mr_Commentator): WE ARE HAVING THE OVERHYPED
(20:24:36) (Mr_Commentator): AND UNDERENTERTAINING
(20:24:41) (Mr_Commentator): FCAR RACE
(20:24:44) (Mr_Commentator): YAY
(20:24:49) (Mr_Commentator): I'll stop the caps now
(20:24:52) (AllStarr_Civ): :hyper:
(20:25:04) (Mr_Commentator): Before the race, we have a new competitor to introduce
(20:25:11) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock, driving The Redheart
(20:25:28) (Mr_Commentator): on her first race, she qualified 15th
(20:25:49) (Mr_Commentator): and surprise of the day was Cdos winning
(20:26:15) (Mr_Commentator): something something lawsuit
(20:26:23) (Mr_Commentator): except he didn't win
(20:26:29) (Mr_Commentator): he only qualified first
(20:26:34) (Mr_Commentator): oh well
(20:26:37) (AllStarr_Civ): anyone else having reddit trouble?
(20:27:17) ChatBot: Elaifiknow logs into the Chat.
(20:27:25) sahdee: Yes
(20:27:28) (AllStarr_Civ): hru ela!
(20:27:29) sahdee: hru Ela!
(20:27:40) Elaifiknow: Reddit is down :-(
(20:27:47) (Mr_Commentator): but let's run through the rest of the qualifying results
(20:27:57) Elaifiknow: Oh sorry Lolz
(20:28:09) (Mr_Commentator): 2nd on the grid is Dragonsword's Out of place Horse
(20:28:18) (Mr_Commentator): we don't have a clue how it came second
(20:28:50) (Mr_Commentator): we suspect it may have something to do with the muffin that mr Dragonsword was dangling in front of his horses nose
(20:29:06) (Mr_Commentator): 3rd on the grid is mr Infamous himself
(20:29:28) (Mr_Commentator): after his Arrow of Freedom did very well on his hot lap
(20:29:45) (Mr_Commentator): Zwoosh and Vroom harnessed 2d power to come fourth
(20:29:55) (Mr_Commentator): CTR0 qualified 5th
(20:30:04) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee qualified 6th
(20:30:17) Rockdale: Dammit I was yelling at Sahdee in Council mail
(20:30:19) (Mr_Commentator): Redis and Representor Retilian came 7th
(20:30:35) Rockdale: Who's doing an AMA right now?
(20:30:41) (Mr_Commentator): and Theel in Stronkmobile is 8th on the grid
(20:30:44) Elaifiknow: AMA?
(20:30:51) sahdee: :D
(20:31:13) (WorldOfLuu): T_T
(20:31:21) Rockdale: Popular AMAs tend to crash reddit
(20:31:24) (Mr_Commentator): GMP and Orangeredio are starting side by side on the grid, as Elim and Blee qualified 9th and 10th respectively
(20:31:33) Elaifiknow: Oh right gotcha Rock
(20:32:21) (Mr_Commentator): Muffin Mobile, driven by Allstarr, qualified 11th
(20:32:28) (Mr_Commentator): and the rest of the grid are:
(20:32:39) (Mr_Commentator): Fro
(20:32:43) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound
(20:32:44) Elaifiknow: It's back for me
(20:32:52) (Mr_Commentator): mr. MildyAwesome
(20:32:55) Elaifiknow: ^ reddit
(20:32:58) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock
(20:33:07) (Mr_Commentator): Mr. Sasquatch
(20:33:11) (Mr_Commentator): Remnance
(20:33:11) (WorldOfLuu): T_T
(20:33:14) (Mr_Commentator): Tele
(20:33:19) (Mr_Commentator): Luuki
(20:33:23) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz
(20:33:26) (Mr_Commentator): and Auzzie
(20:33:40) (Mr_Commentator): and the drivers are ready for the race
(20:33:46) (WorldOfLuu): T_T
(20:33:49) (WorldOfLuu): Why so far back
(20:33:52) (WorldOfLuu): I call bribes
(20:33:53) (Mr_Commentator): sponsored by Lolz' Good Tyme Olde Tyme Crazy Crap Store
(20:34:09) (Mr_Commentator): (WorldOfLuu) who would pay to see someone else be at the back?
(20:34:29) (Mr_Commentator): and the lights are on
(20:34:43) (Mr_Commentator): couting down, here we go
(20:34:44) (Mr_Commentator): 3
(20:34:45) (Mr_Commentator): 2
(20:34:46) (Mr_Commentator): 1
(20:34:53) (Mr_Commentator): And awaay we go!
(20:34:59) (Mr_Commentator): and a brilliant start from Sahdee
(20:35:05) (Mr_Commentator): she's up to 10th
(20:35:24) (Mr_Commentator): Blee is falling back in the grid as Fro is making a good start as well
(20:35:35) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is holding off the horsey
(20:35:47) (Mr_Commentator): ... hang on!
(20:35:56) sahdee: Go Dossy!
(20:35:58) (Mr_Commentator): The horsey is attempting to attack Cdos!
(20:36:02) (Mr_Commentator): It's fallen down!
(20:36:26) (Nurse_Rock): Too bad I don't do vet work :P
(20:36:28) (Mr_Commentator): Auzzi has crashed trying to dodge it!
(20:36:46) (Mr_Commentator): the rest of the field escape unhurt
(20:37:00) (Mr_Commentator): and Fro is now into 15th place! amazing stuff!
(20:37:32) (Mr_Commentator): * Luuk is now in 15th
(20:37:38) (Mr_Commentator): Sorry for the mistake
(20:37:44) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is also imrpoving
(20:37:56) sahdee: :hyper:
(20:37:59) (Mr_Commentator): as Lolz is now battling with Luu for 14th
(20:38:14) (Mr_Commentator): Rallycross Fighter is dropping back
(20:38:20) (Mr_Commentator): as is CTR
(20:38:32) (Mr_Commentator): and.. hang on!
(20:38:36) (Mr_Commentator): CTR has crashed!
(20:38:49) (Mr_Commentator): Infamous and redis have also hit him!
(20:38:59) (Mr_Commentator): And now Muffin Mobile has hit them all!
(20:39:07) (Mr_Commentator): Bits of car are all over the track!
(20:39:10) (Mr_Commentator): it's a disaster!
(20:39:35) Elaifiknow: inb4 another lawsuit
(20:39:36) (Mr_Commentator): but even worse! Blee and Tele have hit them too!
(20:39:58) (Mr_Commentator): that's over a third of the cars in this race crashed already!
(20:40:31) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock is heading forwards too
(20:40:47) (Mr_Commentator): she and Rebound are squabbling over 7th
(20:41:06) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz is stuck behind Rallycross fighter
(20:41:13) (Nurse_Rock): Move over Rebound! Emergency vehicle coming through!
(20:41:16) (Mr_Commentator): Theel is attempting to pass them both
(20:41:35) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound is using beard powers to stop Nurse Rock!
(20:41:49) (Mr_Commentator): He's tangling his spare beards in her wheels!
(20:42:13) (Mr_Commentator): and Sahdee and Fro are... they seem to be working together!
(20:42:23) (Mr_Commentator): they're passing other cars left and right
(20:42:38) (Mr_Commentator): and Rem is activating his secret super fast mode!
(20:42:52) (Mr_Commentator): his rocket engines are powering him forward
(20:43:12) sahdee: Yes! :carlton:
(20:43:13) (Mr_Commentator): Elim is trying to stop Rebound and Rock passing him
(20:43:46) (Mr_Commentator): but that's left him vulnerable to Luukie, who has been advancing through the pack
(20:44:01) (Mr_Commentator): Luuk is drafting Nurse Rock
(20:44:06) (WorldOfLuu): <3
(20:44:13) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock is passing Rebound
(20:44:32) (Mr_Commentator): and Elim is using the GMP-Mobile's bulk to stop them pass
(20:44:46) (Mr_Commentator): and Sahdee, Fro and Rem are now threatening Cdos!
(20:45:11) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is using ripped up lawyer bills to try and stay ahead
(20:45:18) (Mr_Commentator): Fro is past sahdee
(20:45:25) (Mr_Commentator): Rem passing them both!
(20:45:34) sahdee: Hey! I thought we were partners!
(20:45:46) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is trying to pass Cdos ambitiously round the corner
(20:45:56) (Mr_Commentator): as Fro and Rem are side by side
(20:46:33) (Mr_Commentator): meanwhile, Zwoosh and sasquatch have caught Lolz, Theel, and Rallycross Fighter!
(20:46:51) (Mr_Commentator): Elim is being pased by Luukie!
(20:47:01) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound is trying to pass both
(20:47:19) (Mr_Commentator): and Nurse Rock is holding Rebound back with bandages!
(20:47:26) (Mr_Commentator): this has to be illegal!
(20:47:59) (Mr_Commentator): and Fro is trying to stab the back of Cdos's car with Fromobile's spear!
(20:48:16) (Nurse_Rock): All's fair in love and war hun :*]
(20:48:21) (Mr_Commentator): he's hit Cdos' jet engine!
(20:48:23) (Nurse_Rock): :*
(20:48:28) (Nurse_Rock): :-*
(20:48:38) (Nurse_Rock): that's what I've been trying to do this whole time...
(20:48:42) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos has lost a lot of power... Fro and Sahdee have passed him
(20:48:57) (Mr_Commentator): but he's speeding back up with the power of Lawyers!
(20:49:11) (WorldOfLuu): Can't I just use the traint hing on my car to shuffle people to the side?
(20:49:17) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock and Rebound are ramming each other's car!
(20:49:17) (WorldOfLuu): They showed it on Myth Busters
(20:49:18) (WorldOfLuu): It works
(20:49:35) Elaifiknow: The train thing?
(20:49:37) sahdee: Go Nurse Rock!
(20:49:39) (Mr_Commentator): Luukie is trying to bulldoze Elim out of the way
(20:49:46) Elaifiknow: Oh that
(20:50:03) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz is being shot at by Theel's Stronmobile turret
(20:50:15) (Mr_Commentator): and speaking of turrets, Rem is trying to shoot Fro!
(20:50:36) (Mr_Commentator): Elim is catchin Rem
(20:50:42) (Mr_Commentator): as Luu manages to get past!
(20:50:56) (Mr_Commentator): He's going for rem... but he's misjudged the corner!
(20:51:03) (Mr_Commentator): he slides around and barely recovers
(20:51:15) (Mr_Commentator): but he's behind Rebound and Nurse Rock!
(20:51:15) (WorldOfLuu) is pro
(20:51:31) (Mr_Commentator): but Luu has an answer... he's barging straight through them!
(20:51:44) sahdee is more pro
(20:51:45) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is trying to ram sahdee
(20:52:00) sahdee: Damn it Cdos!
(20:52:04) (Mr_Commentator): and Rebound has gotten ahead of Nurse Rock
(20:52:28) (Mr_Commentator): Fro is in the lead!
(20:52:39) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos has passed Sahdee!
(20:52:49) (Mr_Commentator): but Sahdee has passed him back!
(20:53:09) (Mr_Commentator): and Sahdee is throwing coffee at Cdos!
(20:53:16) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is throwing haggis!
(20:53:24) (Mr_Commentator): Fro is throwing kittens!
(20:53:26) sahdee: Eww
(20:53:31) (Mr_Commentator): Rem is shooting!
(20:53:43) (Mr_Commentator): they're going round the final corner
(20:53:48) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is past Cdos
(20:53:53) (Mr_Commentator): Fro has blocked her
(20:54:03) (Mr_Commentator): they're grinding each other's cars
(20:54:10) (Mr_Commentator): but Fro is leading into the final straight
(20:54:16) sahdee: I think Fro should be disqualified
(20:54:17) (Mr_Commentator): FRO TAKES THE VICTORY!
(20:54:23) sahdee: He threw kittens!
(20:54:28) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee and Cdos in second and third
(20:54:30) sahdee: Damn it Lolz
(20:54:34) (Mr_Commentator): Rem in fourth
(20:54:41) (Mr_Commentator): Elim in 5th
(20:54:45) (Mr_Commentator): Luuk in 6th
(20:54:49) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound in7th
(20:54:53) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock in 8th
(20:55:01) (Mr_Commentator): Rallycross Fighter in 9th
(20:55:02) sahdee: Do you want a kitten abuser to be the winner of a race?
(20:55:09) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz in 10th
(20:55:09) (Nurse_Rock): Dammit. I knew I should've used the emergency lights...
(20:55:19) (Mr_Commentator): Theel and Zwoosh in 11th and 12th
(20:55:34) (Mr_Commentator): and Sasquatch finished in 13th
(20:55:51) (Mr_Commentator): the rest of the field are being picked out of the wreckage
(20:55:55) Elaifiknow: Sahdee, no te gusta :coffee:?
(20:56:10) Elaifiknow: Wut
(20:56:13) (Mr_Commentator): it turns out that CTR's tyre went furthest
(20:56:26) Elaifiknow: :coffee:
(20:56:39) (Mr_Commentator): infamous and starr's wreckage are in 15th and 16th
(20:57:07) (Mr_Commentator): Redis' fender and Auzzie's wheel rim are in 17th and 18th
(20:57:16) (Mr_Commentator): the horsey is eating grass in 19th
(20:57:31) (Mr_Commentator): Blee and then Tele are 20th and 21st
(20:57:52) (Mr_Commentator): after the conclusion of the race
(20:57:54) (Nurse_Rock): Maybe if Tele would actually show up to drive his car he'd do better...
(20:58:08) (Mr_Commentator): perhaps, Nurse Rock. Perhaps
(20:58:23) (Mr_Commentator): But from me, Mr Commentator Bloke