Spooky Sexy Skeletons

Voiced by Sugar: http://chirb.it/HnnNEw

Background Noise: Haunted House Sounds

[Hushed, anxious] “He said he’d meet me here, but why here of all places?”

[spooky creaking sound]

[frustrated, anxious] “Some old shack in the middle of nowhere, no heating, cobwebs everywhere, the things I do for cash. I cant believe a place like this hasn’t been repossessed. ”

[footsteps, creaking]

“I guess this is the bedroom, is anyone here? I’m dead serious, this isn’t funny!”

[Footsteps, cackling]

[Relived, surprised, a little afraid] “Ah, there you are. Damn you’re thin, how long have you been skulking here?”

[cackling]

[relived, a bit seductive] “Right, well lets get this over with then. Leave the cash on the table; thirty bones for the night. You wanted a strip tease right? Does watching get under your skin?”

[cackling]

“Right, well there goes my pants, like what you see? I’ve got a great boo-ty, don’t I? Now my top-”

[cackling]

“There we go, like my boo-bs too? You do? Want to feel them? ”

[cackling, shuffling of bones]

[slightly aroused] “Ooh! I didn’t expect you to be so cold! Didn’t your mummy ever tell you to wrap up?”

[more aroused] “Ooh, down there too, that feels good, bony boy. Hm? Sorry, just ribbing you; I-ooh, yeah, that feels nice. Here, sit down, let me do this.”

[moan as entered, sex noises in the background]

[cackling]

“Mhhhm, is this what you wanted? To feel the pleasure of my hot, wet -oooh. Well the pleasure’s all spine babe.”

[cackling]

“*moan* Geez, are you ok? You were coffin?”

[cackling]

“Oh yeah, me too, this must really lift your spirits, especially if you’ve got no-body else.”

[Sex noises get more intense]

“Oh yes, right there, oh god youre so big. Were you bone this way? Did you always want tibias hung as horse?”

[Climax noises, sex noises end]

Short pause, fumbling sounds

[frustrated] “No way you numbskull, you paid for one time and you get one time. Don’t start being humerus, that stuff wont work on me.”

[Sad cackling]

“Listen, If you want some company in the future just call, I’m always ready to bone.”