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  1. Usually you spend your thanksgiving alone. You'd make some kid cuisine like the piece of intern garbage you are, turn on the tube and chill out 'til the smell of cold soggy mac n cheese and used tissues puts you to sleep. Not this year. This year you're at the boss's family home. You received an invitation from a very special pair of work friends.
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  3. "You're practically family, come over and eat with us", those words echoed in your head.
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  5. The house looks nice from the outside. Standard 2 story with a garage. A lot of cars in the lot, and a bike. Your bike. What a nerd.
  6.  
  7. Knock. Knock.
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  9. Like one of those children's animated programs, there were loud noises before the door was opened.
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  11. "Who're you?", questioned the small ginger tan. Nick Jr., was it?
  12.  
  13. "Oh I was invited by MTV2...s."
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  15. It took the child a few seconds to process this. "Oh, my other sisters!" She lead me in, taking my coat. She looked cute with my coat over her head, obstructing her vision as she struggles to toss it into the pile of coats.
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  17. "Right this way," she motioned towards the main room.
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  19. Whoa. That's a family. I nearly teared up. A small dog like green blob ran up to Nick Jr and they played for a bit. There was Spike speaking with a mouth full of beef jerky onto his homeless looking friend in the bad tracksuit. My nigga, BET on the phone yelling at what I assume to be another black colleague. A shark with huge breasts was sitting there bored flipping through channels with a disgusted look on her face murmuring something about 'slut programming'. There was a disgusting blonde fellow with a gross patchy beard that looked like he had been removed from the family peeking in from the window. A Fran Drescher looking woman was wrestling away a box of lunchables from some hippy as a green haired girl watched in awe. A cyclops bending over look for her contact in front of the big boss, Viacom. It was beautiful. If I wasn't a full time fuck up, I'd be welcome here.
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  21. "Intern," I heard from the side as I saw my bosses motion for me to come over. I do just that. At the left of the couch MTV Classic, I used to wear old band shirts on casual Fridays, now I don't. Next to her my work friends. Last but not least, my truest nightmare, MTV. When she's not coked out of her mind she's riding our asses making sure the editors and legal get shit done.
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  23. I stood in front of them. Scared. I could feel noodles form in my pockets. "Sit boy," the larger MTV2 said to me. I did as she command and sat on floor. It was awkward. I just sat there as they did nothing. Sensing the spaghetti the small MTV2 began petting my head. It was comforting. "Did you get shit done today?" boss said to me. Nope.
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  25. "Yes, ma'am."
  26.  
  27. "Mm."
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  29. Cold. Very cold. I guess she's not coked out. I felt a heaviness on my shoulder, and not just because Classic decided to do a 90's sit down with her feet up. Before I could get up to leave a giant cheese ball came in to tell us to get to the dining room.
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  31. "Dinner's ready..." said Nick.
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  33. Sat at the table next to each MTV2 dog. I'm sweating bullets. I get my food. A peanut butter sandwich on wheat bread, a slice of turkey, some under-cooked rice, and a peanut butter cup with a yellow square character on it. I can't tell if this family is poor or economically safe. I see everyone eat as if nothing is weird about this. I look to my sides and the canine friends give me a smile and a wink.
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  35. I fork at the rice and take a bite. Better than KC pudding. I go for my peanut butter sandwich and I hear heavy breathing from my side. The Blue dog is drooling. Looks like I'm starving this thanksgiving. I present her the sandwich and she eats it right out of my hand, licking my fingers as she does it. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't been a little aroused. I looked around. Everyone seems to be in their own world except for my boss who had been staring at us.
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  37. "I've lost my appetite." she said as she left the table. No one noticed. No one cared. Suddenly it felt as if a hand had gripped my penis. I looked down and my pants were to the floor. A black hand had been stroking my shaft. Oh boy. I look over and there was the taller of the twins staring me in the eye. Giving me the look. I felt a stare like no other from the end of the table. I peek as I see Viacom's cold eyes. I don't know if he knows and I'm not willing to find out. I go back to my rice.
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  39. Chew. Chew. Swallow. It's hard to concentrate on my food when every move of the tongue matches the move of a hand.
  40.  
  41. "Delicious."
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  43. The stare is gone. I grabbed the turkey on my plate and took it to my mouth. Slippery, it fell onto my crotch. Can't eat that now. The blue dog saw and knew what she wanted. She dropped her peanut butter cup accidentally on purpose. I assume she also eats food on the floor sometimes. She pull my cock out from the hole in my tighty whities and wrapped the turkey around it. Not gonna lie, it felt both gross and nice. She took the entire length of my cock in her mouth as she removed the turkey and stroked my shaft with her tongue. I snuck a peak under the table as she began to lick the liquid residue of turkey off of my shaft. She gave me a smile as she showed how clean her tongue was.
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  45. I peaked to my side as I saw the taller one fingering herself. I looked back up and checked my perimeters. Not a soul looking our way. Everyone was paying attention to Ginger Fran Drescher and the Cyclops fight as some disgustingly butt ugly blonde guy in a blazer and hoodie steal lunchables from the fridge.
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  47. I slide through the taller ones shorts grab her ass. She tightins up in shock. I feel around for a bit until I find her anus. I slide a finger in there as she shoots up. She gives me a desperate look, as if she's begging me not to do this in front of her family. I don't give it any thought as I begin sliding my finger in and out of her backdoor. She tightens up as she tries to hold back her moans. Like a man on a mission I peak under the table to see how the short one is doing as she reacts similarly to her sister. The psychic link they have with each other makes them feel the same pains and pleasures. I use my other hand to open her mouth gently as I mover it closer and closer to my crotch. I lay my pipe on her snout. She knows what to do. Her tongue circles on of my testicles and if feels like heaven. Every lick and breath brings me closer and closer to nirvana.
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  49. I slip another finger into the tall one. They both let out a small bark. I feel Viacom taking a peak to see what's up. I stick my peanut butter cup into my mouth. "Who's that homeless guy?" I say to move the attention. Viacom looks over.
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  51. "UPN, YOU STAY OUTTA MY TRASH AND GET OUTTA HERE YOU DISAPPOINTMENT!" the black being says as tentacles snap out of his body for a second.
  52.  
  53. "Don't you talk to my boy like that!" the cyclops retorts.
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  55. They start yelling at each other and I use that distraction to get outta there.
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  57. MTV2 and I enter there dog house. It looks like XZIBIT pimped out a tool shed. The dog bed was bigger than my normal people bed. They had diamond encrusted water tubes and a self cooking steak machine. Before I could utter a wow I was pushed onto their dog bed.
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  59. The tall one stood over me holding me by the color. "At the FUCKING dinner table!" The red in her eyes were a mix of lust and killing intent. If I had to go out like this I would have very little regrets. I grabbed her by each cheek and bring her down. Hers crotch and mine rubbing up against each other. The warmth of her pussy only made me harder. I look up at her. Here red eyes burning with lust. She looks away. I tighten my grip on her ass and she grinds on my cock. Up and down, up and down, her pussy rubbing up against my leaking cock.
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  61. I look over at the small one whose face had been within inches of mine. Her breathing heavy. I stare into those baby blues and lays one on her. Her long tongue swirling in my mouth and down my throat. I grab her bottom as she lets go of my mouth and lets out a moan. I stick a few fingers in her asshole. It was tight. My fingers were on the verge of breaking with the squeeze her hole was giving them. In and out of her hole.
  62.  
  63. "Stop teasing," they said in unison. With that I decided it was time for dinner.
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  65. Using all my strength I lifted the bottom of the taller twin and slid my dick into her lips. Small breathes as I slowly moved myself into her. Tired of the wait she slammed down onto the base of my cock. I shot up as if a volt of pleasure had hit me. The small one put me down on my back. As the taller bounces up and down on my cock the smaller one begins to smother my face with that plush round ass of hers. I was in heaven.
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  67. Both grinding on my body I slide my tongue into the short ones pussy, both erupt.
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  69. Splash. Face and cock covered in love nectar.
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  71. I could hardly breathe but I didn't care. I didn't know if they were going to eventually rib me so I grabbed the tall one by the waist and pumped upwards. I could've drowned or suffocated for all I cared, I was going to bust this nut. They barked and howled in unison. Tongues sticking out as the heat in the room intensified. The small one fell looking as if she were suffering from a seizure and she spasms in pleasure. The tall one looking as if she had disappeared from this world and then revived with every thrust I give. I was close. I stop myself.
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  73. The tall one looks at me begging. I wasn't going to give it to her. I move over to the short one and prod her butthole. I stare into the red ones eyes, knowing she wanted it more somehow and shoved my cock base deep into the smaller ones back door. I push in slowly as I revive the short one. She let out a howl as if three full moons were out. With each pump she gets tighter and tighter. I'm probably going to visit the hospital with the coolest story ever after I'm done this thanksgiving evening. The tall one crawls over to me and begins licking my face seductively. She's begging for it. I pump hard and harder, faster and faster. I'm coming closer and closer to cumming. They could tell.
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  75. I shoot my goo straight into her hole. Filling her. Blue MTV2 lets out a sigh of both pleasure and relief as she stretches. I pull out half erect. I stand over the kneeling red eyed beast. I lay my cock in front of her.
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  77. "Clean."
  78.  
  79. She does just that. She takes it in her mouth wrapping her tongue around it. Cleaning the bits of semen and juice from it. she goes deeper taking my jewels in her mouth as well. She polishes them as I get hard again. It was too much. My knees turned to rubber as I shoot a pathetic amount down her throat.
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  81. I moan as I fall to my knees. The blue one walks over wrapping her arms around my chest. Her breasts pressed against my back as she shyly whispers, "Again... please."
  82.  
  83. I'm up again as I see an angry naked MTV.
  84.  
  85. "You're fired," my boss says as she fingers herself.
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