Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014) EN

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<i>My parents
say there's no such thing as a bad day.</i>

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<i>That it's all how you look at it.</i>

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<i>What can I tell you? Parents.</i>

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<i>Here is what I know.</i>

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<i>They're wrong.</i>

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<i>My name is Alexander,
and I'm the expert in bad days.</i>

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<i>This guy knows what I'm talking about.
That's not coming off.</i>

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<i>Did I mention my dad
is a relentless optimist?</i>

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We're in the home stretch.

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<i>And look at Mom.</i>

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<i>She's not fooling anyone
with that "Mom smile."</i>

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<i>Believe it or not,
by the time we got home...</i>

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<i>this van was in better
shape than we were.</i>

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<i>There's my sister Emily, the actress.</i>

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<i>Always ready to take a bow.</i>

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<i>Anthony, my brother, a total winner
with a great sense of style.</i>

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<i>And baby Trevor.</i>

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<i>Sorry, pal.
Definitely not coming off.</i>

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<i>Bottom line, today was an epic disaster.
The worst day possible.</i>

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<i>Everyone in my family would agree.</i>

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<i>But what they don't know,
is it was all my fault.</i>

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<i>And it wasn't over yet.</i>

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You overslept, bud.

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Don't blow my didgeridoo!

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What's it for, then?

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<i>You're invited!
Philip Parker turning 12.</i>

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Tomorrow night?

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No!

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He's the trick to... Good morning!

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Oh! There she is!

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You are going to be so impressed.

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I made what is known as...

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the crustless quiche, the frittata.

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Wow. What is this?

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Two months ago, you couldn't even
grill cheese, and now...

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Oh, that looks so good.

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- Oh.
- Mmm. Egg and cheese.

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Excellent.

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Thank you.

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So, what are you gentlemen up to today?

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Well, let's see.

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Em has a dentist appointment
this morning...

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Right, right.

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And then the two of us
are going to Mommy and Me Yoga.

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- Oh, with Summer?
- Yes.

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Will you tell her I still exist?

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I will. And then when he takes his nap,

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I'm gonna send out some resumes.

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Good.

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What a to-do to die today
at a minute or two to two.

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A thing distinctly hard to say
but harder still to do.

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We'll beat a tattoo at a minute or two
and a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tattoo...

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and the dragon will come
to the beat of the drum

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at a minute or two to two today...

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at a minute or two to two.

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- I need to pee.
- You have gum in your hair.

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A big black bug bit a big black bear...

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No!

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Anthony! Alexander!
Accelerate. Come on!

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One minute!

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Hey, if it ain't broke, right?

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Guess what?

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Philip Parker's having
his birthday party tomorrow night.

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That's when
you're having your birthday party.

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I know! And I just got the invitation.

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He's going all-out, Dad.

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He's getting an energy drink bar,

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a Korean taco truck, a live band.

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That sounds legit.

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I think he's having black lights
and a karaoke machine.

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Oh, I love karaoke parties.

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Look, can I compete with all of that?

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Oh, come on,
your birthday's gonna be great.

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It's gonna be fun. We're gonna have
pizza. I'm gonna make a cake.

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Maybe some volleyball in the pool.

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Philip Parker's having a fog machine
and we're having pizza?

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- Don't worry.
- You're drinking coffee?

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What about my party?

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Since when did
you start drinking coffee?

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I'm not a morning person.

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- Can you check his diaper?
- Oh.

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You just dropped Bumble Bee.

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- You drop Bumble Bee?
- I think he might be wet.

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No. Bumble Bee. There you go.

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Wish I could be there, bro,

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but I got prom tomorrow night.

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I thought that was next week.

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It is what it is.

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I'll probably be wiped out
from my <i>Peter</i> Pan premiere...

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but I'll be happy to sing for you
and all of your friends.

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Oh! No, no, no.

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<i>Think of</i> a wonderful thought...

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Oh, probably Mrs. Gibson. Okay.

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Honey, Dad's taking Emily to the dentist.

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I've got Anthony. So you're in carpool.

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- Take a frittata. It's a crustless quiche.
- There you go.

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What did you do to your hair?

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Oh, nothing.

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Say hi to Mrs. Gibson!
Remember your manners.

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Hi, Becky!

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Hey, Alexander.

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Oh, are you okay?

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

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Let's go, kids.

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<i>And so I cry sometimes
when I'm lying in bed</i>

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<i>Just to get it all out, what's in my head</i>

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<i>And I, I am feeling a little peculiar...</i>

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<i>Lord of the Flies?</i>

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Pretty scary, right?

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<i>Lord of the Flies is beautiful, Alexander.</i>

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It's a deep and meaningful allegory

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about our own messed-up society.

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Yeah, totally.

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That's what I meant with "scary."

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The society stuff. Crazy.

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Hey, check out this app.

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He puts your face on
some bikini model's body.

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It's really gross and sexist.

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This is gonna be hilarious.

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- What are you doing?
- Wait, hold on!

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- No, no, no.
- I'm not done.

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Hey, babe.

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Is everything okay?
Your last text was so cold.

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No, I said, "See you at school"?

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Yeah. I'm your girlfriend, Anthony.

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You really should end your texts
with "x-o-x-o" or "I heart you."

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You can make a heart
with the less-than sign and a three.

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Yeah, I'll try to remember.

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So, a bunch of the girls were talking,
and they're all going in limos.

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We are getting a limo tomorrow, right?

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No, I am taking
my driver's test tomorrow, babe.

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The first thing I wanna
do as a licensed driver

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is chauffeur you to the prom.

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It'll be romantic and stuff.

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Oh. Well, I do want it to be romantic.

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It Will be.

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Oh. Also, I have it
from a very good source who says...

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we're being crowned Duke and Duchess

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at the Royal Court
tomorrow night at prom.

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- That's so tight!
- I know. Isn't it like the best thing ever?

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This is
the worst thing ever.

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These look so real.

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I can't believe
Elliot text-bombed the whole school.

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Don't worry about it, man.
Elliot's an idiot.

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No one's even gonna look at these.

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Hey, Paul.

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Philip, my man.

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Nice boobs, Alexander.

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Since when are you friends
with Philip Parker?

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We go to the same
psychopharmacologist.

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He's got ADHD, too. He's super nice.

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No, he's not.

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He's throwing a huge party tomorrow,
and it's not even his actual birthday.

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His is next week.

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You realize it's just gonna
be you and me at my party.

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- Actually, it might just be you.
- What?

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You've gotta come.
You're my best friend.

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Okay, but personally,
I think you should just postpone.

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Philip's popular
and everybody's gonna be there.

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Plus, his party sounds pretty dope.

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Dude, last year
your dad tap-danced with a cane.

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Another bad party could
ruin your rep forever.

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Your dad's a nice guy, but trust me...

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you do not want
your entire social life in his hands.

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Whoo!

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Great job!

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- Whoo!
- Yeah!

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Breathe. You gave birth.
You can do this.

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Two. One.

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Take your baby back to the womb.
They love it there.

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I think that it's so cool when a guy can
step up to be a full-time fommy.

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A what?

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A father-mommy.

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Oh! Okay.

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Um, yeah,
I guess I'm sort of a fommy by default.

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I was in aerospace,
and I got transitioned out of my job.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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No, that's okay. I get to spend
more time with this little guy.

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Excuse me.

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Hello?

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Yes, this is Ben Cooper.

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Tomorrow?

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Yes, that's good.

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Okay, I'll see you then.

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I look forward to it, Greg. Bye-bye.

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Good news?

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Yeah! I landed an interview.

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Hey! That's great.

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What do you think of that?
What do you think of that?

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Fommy just landed an interview.

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Fommy.

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Did you hear him say that?

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Yes!

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He just said Fommy!

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- You just said my name!
- Aw!

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Guys, he just said Fommy.
Did you hear him say Fommy?

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I'm Fommy. Fommy!

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That was so cool.

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It's so adorable!

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I am Fommy, and he said it.

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So, with our celebrity readings,

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our great grassroots
marketing campaign...

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Thank you, Julie...

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and the positive reviews
we have coming in...

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we are poised for a really strong roll-out.

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Tomorrow, we are
going to ask America...

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"Who is ready to jump on the potty?"

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And I'm confident our sales are going
to leap over expectations.

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I know I would have
appreciated this book

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when I was potty-training my kids!

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That's Alexander, my son.

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Thank you, guys!

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Thank you for all your support with this.

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Oh, man.

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I hope that was
thorough enough for you, Nina.

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Well, I'm going to need you to make

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an incredible effort
on "the Potty" tomorrow.

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On "the Potty."

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- What?
- You can count on me.

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Good. Because if this goes well,
I'm going to make you VP.

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Really?

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Have you run
Children's Lit and Young Adult.

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Oh! Thank you!

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Thank you.

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I'm going to need you

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every second of every minute
of every day.

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- Got it.
- 24/7, 365.

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That's a lot of numbers.

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Is that a joke?

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I have four kids that I'll just have
to carve out a little time to see.

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Right, right, of course.
Of course you will.

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Isn't that one of
your darling little babies right there?

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Yeah, it is.

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So you're seeing him right now.

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All right, country reports.

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As you all know,
this is your big project this semester.

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- So, what I think...
- Mr. Rogue?

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Yeah, Alexander.

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I would like to take Australia.

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I know a ton about it.

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And I have my own didgeridoo.

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Yeah, I'm sure there a lot of students
here who want Australia. Am I right?

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So to be fair, this semester...

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I'm going to let the globe
decide what country.

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We'll start with you, Alexander.

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You ready? Here we go.

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Australia. Australia. Australia.

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What will it be?

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Ha! Djibouti.

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Look at that, the Horn of Africa!
All right, Djibouti!

251
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,846
Dji... what?

252
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,844
Who's gonna be next here?
Philip Parker. Here we go.

253
00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,681
Australia.

254
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,808
So, like,
Arnold Schwarzenegger and stuff?

255
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,325
That's Austria, not Australia.

256
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,805
- Can we switch?
- No.

257
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,922
Okay, Albert Morio.

258
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,282
Lebanon. That's good.

259
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,806
Partner up,
everybody! Get your aprons on. Guys.

260
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,681
Uh, Becky...

261
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,643
do you want to partner?

262
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,604
Okay. You can take lab notes.

263
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,728
.5 milligrams of boron.

264
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,331
Boron... Boring!

265
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,446
So, Becky, I'm having
a birthday party tomorrow night.

266
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,561
It was only gonna be guys, but I can...

267
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,008
Oh, thanks, but I'm going
to Philip Parker's party tomorrow night.

268
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,849
I think everyone is.

269
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,526
He has a frozen yogurt machine
and a trampoline.

270
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,609
So do we!

271
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,331
We have a frozen yogurt machine
and a trampoline.

272
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,450
- Oh, my God!
- Well, yeah...

273
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,726
My lab book!

274
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,848
Put it out!

275
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:04,921
Put it out!

276
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,925
Who's responsible for this?

277
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,081
Alexander!

278
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,924
Hey, Alexander! Hold up.

279
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,650
Hey, hold up!

280
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,609
I'm leaving for a conference

281
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,762
and nobody signed up
to take Melvin home.

282
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,683
I can't leave him alone all weekend.

283
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,050
So, what do you want me to do?

284
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,084
Well, you'll make
a furry friend a little less lonely.

285
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,811
Unbelievable.

286
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,327
Cool, we're hosting a guinea pig.

287
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,481
All right!

288
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,401
Sorry we're late.

289
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,442
We had a little
diaper trauma at Trader Joe's.

290
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,601
Hello!

291
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,210
- Hi!
- Hi, Mom.

292
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,282
There's my big boy. Hi!

293
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,163
There you are. Hi, big guy.

294
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,124
- What is that?
- Melvin.

295
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,281
We're hosting
Melvin this weekend.

296
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,361
Oh, boy.

297
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,122
Alexander, would you grab that
and wash it off, please?

298
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,123
He needs Bumble Bee like he needs air.

299
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,201
I know, honey pie.

300
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,567
And after that, the pig goes upstairs.

301
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,801
Shh, it's okay.

302
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,804
Bumble Bee's
just getting a bath. It will be right back.

303
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,207
Alexander, we could use Bumble Bee.

304
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:56,287
Bumble Bee is coming right back,
right back, right back any second.

305
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,401
Oh! Dad, don't!

306
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,521
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

307
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,524
What was that?

308
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,009
Honey, Bumble Bee's gone.

309
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,243
<i>Peter</i> Pan is going to be awesome.

310
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,689
Today, Mr. Brand said that I am the most
poised and elegant Peter Pan...

311
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,324
he's ever had
the privilege of working with.

312
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,250
No way! Wow.
When is that, again? Just remind me.

313
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,011
- Mom, hello! It's tomorrow afternoon!
- Of course.

314
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,088
Please be on time
and don't be embarrassing.

315
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,247
Best behavior.

316
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,890
Honey, please don't
embarrass our daughter.

317
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,485
- Dad, that includes you.
- I know.

318
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,090
I'll be there, honey, don't worry.

319
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,049
Guess who's getting
crowned Duke at the prom tomorrow.

320
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,690
Really? Congratulations.

321
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,207
Yeah, it's not official,
but Celia heard from a good source.

322
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,406
It's kind of crazy.

323
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,289
I'm dating the hottest girl in school...

324
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,442
I'm getting crowned at prom,
and once I get my license tomorrow...

325
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,364
I kind of have
everything I've ever wanted.

326
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,528
- Hashtag blessed, you know.
- Wait.

327
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,608
Once you get your license tomorrow?

328
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,045
I'm taking my test after school.

329
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,167
Dad already said it was cool.

330
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,326
You said it was cool?

331
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,045
I said it was doable.
Not cool. I said it was doable.

332
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,246
Okay.

333
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,049
It will be fine. We'll make it.

334
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,531
Okay, guys, I have some news.

335
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,243
Nina said that
if the book launch goes well tomorrow...

336
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,045
you could be looking at the new
Vice President of Lone Hill Press.

337
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,161
Honey, wow!

338
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,881
That's big.

339
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,088
Yeah, it would
be a lot more hours at work...

340
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,408
I already feel like I live there some days,
but the raise would be nice.

341
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,761
Awesome. I have some news as well.

342
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,281
I got a call today. I have an interview
for a game design firm.

343
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,646
They're looking for engineers.

344
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,484
- Wait, video games? Really?
- Yeah. Yeah.

345
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,927
Your aerospace engineering dad
might be designing video games.

346
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,764
- That's so cool.
- I know. I know.

347
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,171
Oh!

348
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,403
The best news of all...
Guess who spoke his first word today?

349
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,521
Trevor.

350
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,840
- No!
- Yes.

351
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,921
What did you say?

352
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,405
What was it?

353
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,805
He said fommy.

354
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,291
- He said fommy?
- Yeah.

355
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,243
- What's that?
- Father-mommy.

356
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,484
I didn't know that was a word.

357
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,562
Wow,
we all had pretty big wins today.

358
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,045
- Yeah.
- Yeah, tell me about it.

359
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,167
I had a crap day.

360
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,129
What is that smell?

361
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,721
It's Vegemite.
It's from Australia, and back off!

362
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,761
Hey, hey, hey!

363
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,444
Easy. You're gonna have
a good day tomorrow.

364
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,324
It's your birthday. You have friends
coming over, it's gonna be a great party.

365
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,449
Actually, you can forget it,
because I'm canceling my party.

366
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,970
- What are you talking about?
- Why?

367
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,246
Nobody's coming.

368
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,961
They're all going
to Philip Parker's party tomorrow night.

369
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,206
Who is this Philip Parker?

370
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,409
He's a really cool kid
with a hot tub and ADHD.

371
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,488
- I'm gonna call his mom...
- No!

372
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,609
No, no, no.
We're gonna forget about Philip Parker.

373
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,927
Whoever comes to the party comes.
It's gonna be great.

374
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,803
Trust me, nobody is coming.

375
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,521
Elliot Gibson texted pictures of me
in a butt thong to everyone at school.

376
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,365
My best friend
is suddenly best friends with Philip...

377
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,205
because they go to the same
dumb psychopharmacologist.

378
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,089
I didn't get Australia
for my school report...

379
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,562
and I burned down the science lab
with Becky Gibson's lab notes.

380
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,007
- What did you do?
- You burned down the science lab?

381
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,003
Dude, big deal.
So things didn't go your way today.

382
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,491
Go my way?

383
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,045
It was a totally wrecked bad day.

384
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,246
And it's not just today!

385
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,928
It is every single day. Every day!

386
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,970
You don't even care
because your lives are all so perfect!

387
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,365
No, we care. We care, honey.

388
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,249
- What?
- Sweetie.

389
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,440
Where's Bumble Bee?

390
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,729
Alexander murdered it,
so now he's going to cry all night.

391
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,211
- Can't you just get him a new one?
- No.

392
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,203
It's only Bumble Bee.
It's the only one he likes.

393
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,401
It's gotta be Bumble Bee.

394
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,561
I can't deal with this.

395
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,165
I'm going to rehearse in the car.

396
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,725
Maybe this is the time
to wean him from the pacifier.

397
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,006
Honey, easy for you to say.

398
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,530
You're not here with him all day.

399
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,765
<i>Think of</i> a <i>wonderful thought
Any merry little thought</i>

400
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,569
<i>Think of Christmas, think of snow</i>

401
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,369
<i>Think of sleigh bells, off you go</i>

402
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,488
<i>Like reindeer in the sky</i>

403
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:39,684
<i>You can fly, you can fly
You can fly</i>

404
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,161
Anthony?

405
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,328
I feel like no one understands me.

406
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,531
I do. l get you.

407
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,331
You do?

408
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,611
Yeah. Come on, you're amazing.

409
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,721
Really?

410
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,641
You think I'm amazing?

411
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,042
Honestly, I love you so much.

412
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,769
I love you, too.

413
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,371
I love you more.

414
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,881
No, I love you more.

415
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,651
And don't get me started
on that cute little butt of yours.

416
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,881
What?

417
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,921
What?

418
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,161
Why are you "what" -ing me?

419
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,446
What's your problem?

420
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,208
<i>- Excuse me'?
- You know what? You're so annoying.</i>

421
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,040
Why can't you just chill out?
For one second?

422
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,806
You're exhausting.

423
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,041
Are you kidding?

424
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,602
Sorry, Celia. That was my idiot brother.

425
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,611
Celia?

426
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,931
Seriously?

427
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,090
Now she won't pick up!

428
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,443
I'm worried about Alexander.

429
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,723
I mean, of all the years for
everyone to bail on his birthday.

430
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,641
He's been so moody
since I had Trevor and started work.

431
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,284
Don't worry about it. He's 12.

432
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,685
Everybody's moody at that age.

433
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,966
How's he already 12?

434
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,849
I know. Just happened.

435
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,489
That's the problem.
Everything is just happening so fast.

436
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,521
Yeah.

437
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,647
This house is like a train station.

438
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,245
Everyone's coming and going...

439
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,602
and Trevor's first word was "Fommy."

440
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,724
- Maybe I misheard that.
- I don't think you did.

441
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,801
Honey, come on.

442
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,963
I got the kids covered.
I got the house covered.

443
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,004
You're killing it at work.

444
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,209
Things have never been better.

445
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,601
Oh, please.

446
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,960
- Never been better?
- It's true.

447
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,001
Ben...

448
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,842
you've been unemployed
for the past seven months.

449
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,525
Aren't you stressed out?

450
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,766
Yeah. A little bit.

451
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,204
Why aren't you freaking out more?

452
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,843
What good would freaking out do?

453
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,167
Then I'd just be freaked out
and unemployed.

454
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,850
Tomorrow I'm gonna nail that interview.

455
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,526
Big day tomorrow.

456
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,370
It's 12:01, Melvin.

457
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,806
It's my birthday.

458
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,404
You ever feel alone in the world?

459
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,203
I just wish they understood!

460
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,882
I just wish they knew what it felt like...

461
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,884
to have a terrible, horrible,
no good, very bad day!

462
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,285
Shouldn't you guys be up?

463
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,001
Who hit snooze?

464
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,167
- What time is it?
- Who hit snooze?

465
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,083
- It's morning. It's morning.
- Okay, okay. Go, go, go.

466
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,120
- I have to take a shower.
- All right. Okay, okay.

467
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,764
All right, okay. All right.

468
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,444
Does anyone know
where the diapers are?

469
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,281
I'm in here!

470
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:52,921
Hey, honey?

471
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,361
Wow! You look terrible. Are you okay?

472
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,171
No, I'm not okay.
Peter Pan can't have a cold, Dad.

473
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,521
Okay.

474
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,961
Oh, come...

475
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,121
Harsh.

476
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,243
Bro, I gotta take a shower. I gotta
get to school. Celia won't call me back.

477
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,008
No! No way, not today!

478
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,326
Get out, dude.

479
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,407
Get out!

480
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,608
Why today?
This is the worst day! No!

481
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,890
I am so late. Emily?

482
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,644
I'm coming in for a razor, honey.

483
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,364
- Mom!
- Mom!

484
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,771
Mom, get out!

485
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,841
I'm sorry!

486
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,884
Sorry. Sorry. I'll wear pants!

487
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,569
Mother!

488
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,684
- Good morning.
- Speak for yourself.

489
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,365
Oh.

490
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,526
- Dad?
- Yeah!

491
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,285
Trevor's peeing! Where's his diaper?

492
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,441
I'm looking!

493
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,881
Oh!

494
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,804
Hey! There's the birthday boy.

495
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,841
Okay, come here.

496
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,169
Okay, you know what?
I want you to have a great day.

497
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,248
You are the captain of your ship.

498
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,322
Steer your ship with positivity.

499
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,601
Oh! Come on!

500
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,529
What is wrong with you people?

501
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,561
Anthony!

502
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,761
Dad, are you okay?

503
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,251
Look, you're older already.

504
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,608
I'm sorry, honey, I have to run.
I have a huge event...

505
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,091
and my foot is killing me.
I'm already late.

506
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,366
Ben, put a diaper on it.

507
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,566
We'll celebrate tonight, okay?

508
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,601
I'm trying.

509
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,928
Emily!

510
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,562
Emily? Emily!

511
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,809
You left the light on in my car all night.

512
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,881
The battery's dead.

513
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,082
I'm the one who had to rehearse
in a cold car, and now I'm sick!

514
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,241
Peter Pan!

515
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,203
- What happened to your head?
- Ben, we gotta go!

516
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,401
It's a zit. Is it that bad?

517
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,566
You should put a Band-Aid on that.

518
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,604
Ben! We have got to go!
You are my ride. Let's go, people.

519
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,251
Alexander, into the car.
We have got to go!

520
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,647
Everybody, out of the house!
Broom it out!

521
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,521
Get out of your comfort zone.
Push it. Push it.

522
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,409
You miss Bumble Bee, don't you?

523
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,601
Why is Anthony driving?

524
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,926
I feel sick enough as it is.

525
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,325
I need practice for my driver's test today.

526
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,562
Okay! Then can we at least
change the music, please?

527
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,364
That's good. Leave that!

528
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,408
You like that? Yeah! That's good.

529
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,885
Wonderful.

530
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,086
I can't believe I'm sick.

531
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,249
I cannot believe that
this guy is 12 years old.

532
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,281
Thanks, Dad.

533
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,243
This is not gonna work for me.

534
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,363
You're gonna have to get around there,
make a left on Brookwood.

535
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,249
- There's no room.
- Get aggressive!

536
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,123
We have places to be.
You're doing great.

537
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,162
Mom, do you mind? Please.

538
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,844
What? Because of this morning?

539
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,128
It's not the first time
I've seen your penis, Anthony!

540
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,128
- Mom saw your penis?
- Yep!

541
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,760
I've seen yours too, Alexander.

542
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,160
I've seen every penis in this car!

543
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,481
Every penis.

544
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,080
Come on!

545
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,651
Excuse me, sir!

546
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,924
Excuse me, sir,
in the ironic Mini Cooper!

547
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,889
You're gonna have
to put down the latte...

548
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,128
and move or I am gonna
come and do it for you!

549
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,447
Sir, I am gonna come... Thank you, son.

550
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,646
Easy, hon.

551
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,284
Nice and slow. Nice and slow, sweets.

552
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,924
Gently, gently.

553
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,001
There you go, honey.

554
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,531
Move, move, move.

555
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,721
Go, go, go.

556
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,131
It's okay, baby.

557
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,764
Mom's gotta go. Have a good day.

558
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,080
Do you have lunch money?

559
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,446
- Yes?
- Got it.

560
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,521
Love you.

561
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,641
Mom!

562
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,129
This is not gonna work.
This is not gonna work!

563
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,044
Let's go! Fold in.
Woodwinds, make a window!

564
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,043
Come on! Let's go, kids!

565
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,162
The bell is ringing! Go, march, march!

566
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,365
Move it on in there. Fold in. Hustle!

567
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,001
Excuse me! Excuse me! Okay, come on!

568
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,729
This day is so cursed.

569
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,721
Everybody move out of the way.

570
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,320
Just move out of the way.
Make a window!

571
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,805
- Go. Here.
- All right.

572
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,769
Goodbye. Take your stuff.

573
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,564
Have a good day, honey!

574
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,641
Here we go, boys.

575
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,931
Celia!

576
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,650
Celia, wait up! What's wrong?

577
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,529
You haven't answered your phone
since last night.

578
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,484
Why do you care?
I thought I was so exhausting.

579
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,846
I wasn't talking to you.

580
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,405
I was talking to my idiot brother.

581
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,960
- Whatever.
- I tried calling you back!

582
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,082
I really didn't feel like talking to you.

583
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,003
I just don't think you understand...

584
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,924
the emotional responsibilities
that come from having a girlfriend.

585
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,445
Wait, are you breaking up with me?

586
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,771
What about tonight?

587
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,446
I don't even wanna go.

588
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,166
Sorry. Morning!

589
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,241
Good morning!

590
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,245
Try calling again!

591
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,169
Sorry I'm late. I had a little car trouble.

592
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,765
My husband had to drop me off.

593
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,923
- What happened?
- This happened!

594
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,647
And not just the cover. No.

595
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,610
15 times throughout the book.

596
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,291
But it must be
some horrible mistake at the printer!

597
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,529
I don't know, Cooper.
You're the one who did the final proof!

598
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,443
We can't have that in a children's book!

599
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,683
We just pulled the plug on publication.
So, that's good.

600
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,849
But we have an even bigger problem.

601
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,127
Celebrity readings. Dick Van Dyke!

602
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,400
I've been calling all morning,
but I can't get through.

603
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,566
Oh no.

604
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,642
I will get down there.
I will fix this. I will take care of this!

605
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,364
He won't read it.

606
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,450
You can count on me!

607
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,362
Oh, Abby, great. I need to borrow
your car. It's a work emergency.

608
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,523
I ride a bike, actually. It's good
exercise and good for the planet.

609
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,125
Just tell me where it is!

610
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,366
Dude, I've been looking
for you everywhere.

611
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,646
Have you heard about Philip Parker?

612
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,961
I don't wanna hear anything more
about his amazing party.

613
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,241
No. It's canceled.

614
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,967
What?

615
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,650
Yeah! He woke up with chicken pox.

616
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,085
He texted me this picture.

617
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,003
These things are everywhere.

618
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,086
Oh!

619
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,650
They're even in his butt crack.

620
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,006
So, his party's not on?

621
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,849
No! So everyone's coming
to yours again!

622
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,848
- Really?
- Great, right?

623
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,325
His pox is your gain.

624
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,481
Oh.

625
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,681
I gotta go. I gotta go.

626
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,161
Becky!

627
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,848
Becky, Becky. Wait, wait up.

628
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,361
Hi!

629
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,685
I am really sorry
about burning your binder yesterday.

630
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,927
Today's a new day,
and I thought that we could go ahead...

631
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,729
and sail our ships with positivity!

632
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,681
Wow, okay.

633
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,171
Anyway, Philip Parker has chicken pox.

634
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,486
But my party's still on.

635
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,811
So if you want to swing by,
it's gonna be pretty cool.

636
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,644
- Is that right?
- Yeah.

637
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,480
I actually feel bad Philip's gonna miss
such a sweet party, but...

638
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,409
what can you do when you got the pox?

639
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,042
Okay, maybe.

640
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,970
Fantastic! Maybe I'll see you later then.

641
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,042
Okay. See you.

642
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,361
See you!

643
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,960
No.

644
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,291
Should I put more over here?

645
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,204
Hey, birthday boy!

646
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,571
<i>Nothing goofy, Dad.</i>

647
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,080
- What? Alexander?
- Yeah...

648
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,010
and we're gonna need enough food,
cake and drinks for 50 kids.

649
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,367
- Everyone's coming.
- Okay, okay. Hold on. Now hold on.

650
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,731
What are you talking about?

651
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,410
<i>Philip Parker has chicken pox.</i>

652
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,090
<i>- The Party's on!
- Hey!</i>

653
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,804
That's fantastic. I mean, for you.

654
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,850
<i>Yeah. And guess what? Elliot got
busted for text-bombing the school.</i>

655
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,083
So I took your advice
and steered my ship with positivity.

656
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,288
And now Becky Gibson
might be coming, too.

657
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,771
<i>So no magic tricks.</i>

658
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,888
No tap dancing, nothing dorky.

659
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,365
<i>- You got it.
- I'm</i> turning <i>12.</i>

660
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,841
Got it. 12-year-old cool straight up.

661
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,320
- Do it right now.
- It's just allergies.

662
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,441
Really?

663
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,925
Hey, Em. What's up?

664
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,523
They're making me miss dress rehearsal
to lay down in the infirmary.

665
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,443
Oh! And Anthony called me.

666
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,443
Celia broke up with him.

667
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,811
They're going to prom tonight.

668
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,930
Apparently not anymore.

669
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,600
Can I be excused?

670
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,361
Yes.

671
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,966
What?

672
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,485
Listen...

673
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,284
I am sorry about last night.
You have to believe me.

674
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,163
I would never say
those things about you.

675
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,484
And tonight, I'm going
to make it up to you.

676
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,486
X-O-X-O.

677
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,001
I heart you.

678
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,642
Look, I just want
everything to be perfect tonight.

679
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,965
Please...

680
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,331
be my date for the prom.

681
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,646
This isn't <i>Gossip Girl,</i> you two.

682
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,761
Get back inside, Celia.

683
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,686
See you tonight.

684
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,641
Yes!

685
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,325
<i>Let's go, Wreck-It Ralph.</i>

686
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,522
Principal's office now!

687
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,364
Are you sure I can't just
drop him off with you?

688
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,004
Honey,
there's no way. Not today.

689
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,690
<i>What happened to the babysitter?</i>

690
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,404
Oh, she had to cancel again.

691
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,528
You know what? It's okay.
I'll just take him with me.

692
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,085
<i>You're taking Trevor to the interview?</i>

693
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,207
Yeah, I'll be fine.

694
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,004
<i>How's he doing without Bumble Bee?</i>

695
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,883
Um, he is...

696
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,048
He is hanging in there.
He's doing okay.

697
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,248
<i>Okay, honey.
I gotta go. I gotta go. Good luck!</i>

698
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,401
Thanks, you too, hon.

699
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,727
Hey, Anthony, what's up?

700
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,404
<i>Dad, I broke a trophy case
and got suspended.</i>

701
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,403
<i>- What?
- You have to come and pick me up.</i>

702
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,044
No! You gotta be kidding me.

703
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,440
<i>They say you need to come get me.</i>

704
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,289
No, no. You're gonna
have to wait at the Principal's

705
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,725
office till I'm done with my interview.

706
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:55,841
<i>Fine, I'll be here.</i>

707
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,211
Okay, bye.

708
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,807
On your left! I'm on your right!

709
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,964
On your right. On your left.

710
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,687
Are you okay?

711
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,761
I'm good. I got it!

712
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,610
I'm good. Don't worry!

713
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,881
Excuse me.

714
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,809
Mr. Van Dyke. Mr. Van Dyke!

715
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,280
I have been trying to reach you
because I'm here to save you.

716
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,249
I'm from the publishing company.

717
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,442
Let me start again. I'm not crazy.

718
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,567
Please welcome
legendary performer...

719
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,886
- No, no.
- That's my cue.

720
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,763
We'll have a little chat later, all right?

721
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,723
This is not something we should
leave until afterwards.

722
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,205
We wanna have
a chat right now, Mr. Van Dyke!

723
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,567
Please welcome Mr. Dick Van Dyke!

724
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,806
Please!

725
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,171
I insist that you get him.

726
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,924
And I insist you stay right there.

727
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,961
- Hi, kids!
- Sir!

728
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,280
And hi, moms and dads.

729
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,328
There was a misprint! Just two minutes!

730
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,482
If you guys don't know who I am,
ask your parents.

731
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,521
And if they don't know...

732
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,840
have them ask their parents.

733
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,811
We're gonna have a great time today.

734
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,882
- I'm gonna read to you.
- You're not gonna want to say-!

735
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,201
I'm gonna read from a very special book.

736
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,281
You ready?

737
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,049
Get out of my way. I need him. Sir!

738
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,528
"Today's the day. You're growing up!

739
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,965
"I'm here to help you...

740
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,411
take that dump!"

741
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,005
Please don't, sir!

742
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,804
"Take that dump in the pool!

743
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,764
"Take that dump on the bed!

744
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,445
"But, don't take a dump on your,
on your brother's head.

745
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,323
"You can take a dump like a frog.

746
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,488
"I'll take a big dump like a dog!"

747
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,685
No! It's "jump"!

748
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,041
It's just jump, sir. Not dump.

749
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,801
Would you excuse me for a moment?

750
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,001
I never agreed to do this kind of...

751
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,320
There was a misprint.

752
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,250
Jump like a frog. One little letter.

753
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,328
It was a mistake!
It was meant to be jump! I'm so sorry.

754
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,011
There she is, right there,
with the bad hair! She's behind this.

755
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,326
Okay, we got this. We got this, right?

756
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,681
You good? You cool? You ready?

757
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,047
You ready to nail this? All right.

758
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,403
Oh, wow!

759
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,731
Hey, man, guys are ready for you.

760
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,962
- Let's go.
- Oh, great, thank you.

761
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,086
At first we thought it was a little weird

762
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,247
that you even applied for this job...

763
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,767
because we're pretty young and you're...

764
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,241
Older.

765
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,367
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

766
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,481
Kind of decrepit.

767
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,480
But then we took a look at your resume,

768
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,931
and your experience is awesome.

769
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,722
You're part of
the space station design team.

770
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,889
You have a Ph.D.
in orbital mechanics. I mean, for real?

771
00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,921
For real.

772
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,361
Sorry.

773
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,371
Hey, you.

774
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,208
He's a little out of sorts today.

775
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,082
It's so hard
to find the Bumble Bee pacifier.

776
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,203
It would blow your mind. Anyway...

777
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,765
Here you go.

778
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,689
He's just gonna play for a while.

779
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,127
And, kids are crazy.

780
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,761
They're fun.

781
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,841
Yeah.

782
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,649
So, what were we talking about?

783
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,290
We're thinking about
launching this game.

784
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,608
We want it to be a space station
simulation strategy game.

785
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,644
We want it to be authentic
and completely immersive.

786
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,563
That sounds really exciting.

787
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,090
That's in my wheelhouse.

788
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,690
Great! We wanna hear some ideas.

789
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,848
I guess my first idea would
be modular evolution.

790
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,251
Cool.

791
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,567
Space stations are not static.
They grow over time.

792
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,008
So you would want to start with
perhaps a small space station...

793
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,447
and grow it into
an enormous space station.

794
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,761
And I think players
should have that opportunity.

795
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,689
They could add greenhouses.

796
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,171
They could add labs.

797
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,765
They could grow a space station...

798
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,329
as big as their imagination.

799
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,961
- Uh... Your kid.
- Oh!

800
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,644
You know what, that'll be fine.

801
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,967
Because we can get daycare,
so that won't be an issue.

802
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,485
No, no, no.

803
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,521
Your kid right now...

804
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,523
his face is all green.

805
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,682
Oh! Wow, Trev.

806
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,011
Trevor. I know.

807
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,721
That's not for eating.

808
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,171
Yoshi, what's up, man?

809
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,089
<i>Good news to report or what?</i>

810
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,925
Actually, we have
a Skype call we gotta take.

811
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,365
But we will call you back.

812
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,571
Okay. You'll call me back?

813
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,161
- Yeah.
- All right.

814
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,683
Great. All right, we'll head out.

815
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,886
You ready to go?

816
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,281
Anthony,

817
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,682
of all the days for you to get sent home,
it had to be today?

818
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,046
Dad, it was a freak accident!

819
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,360
Don't!

820
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,566
What happened to Trevor?

821
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,361
That's real mature, Dad.

822
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,441
Hey, Salamander.

823
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,686
Hey, Dad!

824
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,048
Whoa! What happened to Trevor?

825
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,521
He ate a delicious
green marker for lunch.

826
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,568
- Why are you here?
- Shut up.

827
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,688
Em, I thought you had to stay
to get ready for your play.

828
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,721
I need drugs.

829
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,326
Real drugs. The nurse will
only give me baby aspirin.

830
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,731
What happened to Trevor?

831
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,445
Emily, we're not gonna pump you
full of medicine. You're not a cyclist.

832
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,444
I'm not asking for steroids.
I need cough syrup, something.

833
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,409
Wait, Dad! How was your interview?

834
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,240
It was not a good fit.

835
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,450
But, you know? We'll see what happens.

836
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,641
It was fine.

837
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,721
Try again next time.

838
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,801
- Hello.
- Hi, Mr. Brand.

839
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,167
I know she's not 100%, but...

840
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,402
as they say, the show must go on.

841
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,482
So, if you could get her back here
by 3:00 for hair and makeup...

842
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,561
that would be tremendous.

843
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,081
Em, you look terrible.

844
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,525
Maybe you should have
your understudy do it?

845
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,007
No! Nobody wears
those tights but me. Pharmacy, pronto!

846
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,610
Nobody wears the tights but her.

847
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,611
<i>Any available cashier to register two.</i>

848
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,250
Extra strength or regular?

849
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,924
What do you think?

850
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,610
Excuse me. Do you have
a Bumble Bee pacifier?

851
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,005
Does it have to be Bumble Bee?

852
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,081
It has to be the Bumble Bee.

853
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,531
Yes, because this ain't gonna last.

854
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,840
Thank you.

855
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,206
Hey, how'd the reading go?

856
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,840
<i>It could've gone better.</i>

857
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,770
<i>Honey, I'm sure it was great.</i>

858
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,921
Uh, well...

859
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,241
<i>Well, you know what,
I'm sure it was not that bad, really.</i>

860
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,248
That girl with the awful hair, I think.

861
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,921
No, no. I thought, maybe... No, it's bad.

862
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,291
<i>It was bad. It was lose-my-job bad.</i>

863
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,685
Really?

864
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,650
Anthony, come on! No, please. Stop it.

865
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,125
- No, I'm just...
- Stop it!

866
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,810
What are you doing?
Why is Anthony with you?

867
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,325
He was suspended from school...

868
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,885
<i>for destroying school property.</i>

869
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,123
- What? What happened?
- It's fine.

870
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,525
It was an accident.
I'll tell you about it later.

871
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,080
Okay, so, Em is getting her cough syrup.

872
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,770
I'm taking Anthony to his driver's test.

873
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,484
And, good news!

874
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,807
50 kids are coming over tonight.
The party is on!

875
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:55,841
<i>Boy, this is...</i>

876
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,645
- Maybe I should meet you. I'm not far.
<i>- It's</i> fine!

877
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,445
Hon, I'm totally... Hold on.

878
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,323
No, we don't have one.

879
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,203
Daddy wishes he could swear right now.

880
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,047
Hey, question.

881
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,049
Permanent marker,
do you know if it's poisonous?

882
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,560
Because he might have ingested some.

883
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,841
What?

884
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,450
<i>- Ben!</i>
- Honey, honey...

885
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,686
- I'm coming!
- No, no, no! I'm good.

886
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,125
Tell Trevor Mama's on her way!

887
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,045
Nobody's home.

888
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,246
Call 'em, dude.

889
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,688
Anthony, are you sure
you're up for this today?

890
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,967
Dad, it's now or never.
I promised Celia.

891
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,368
All right. Well, anything worth
doing is worth doing well.

892
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,320
Try not to kill anybody.

893
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,165
Hello. Yeah.

894
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,364
I'm not gonna be back
for a while, so, the gate's open.

895
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,050
Just go in, start setting everything up.

896
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,366
<i>Are you sure you guys can handle this?</i>

897
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,204
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
We'll be ready to party.

898
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,241
<i>Okay-</i>

899
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,560
- Okay, great.
- See you later.

900
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,681
Thanks.

901
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,567
- Let's do this.
- Yeah.

902
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,568
Emily, just the recommended
dosage, please.

903
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,720
That stuff's pretty strong.

904
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,561
Hi, guys.

905
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,880
Hey, there's Mama.

906
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,046
Why is my baby green?

907
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,411
Well, things went a little awry today.

908
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,441
Honey.

909
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,521
- Look who it is.
- Ben, he's green.

910
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,561
- I know.
- What is this?

911
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,723
It's marker. It's fine.
How did it go? How was the reading?

912
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,570
It was awful. I think I pretty much
flushed my career down the potty.

913
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,721
Why, what happened?

914
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,444
Never mind. Can I have the wipes?

915
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,249
- Dad!
- Sorry. I'm sorry.

916
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,243
I told you this day was cursed.

917
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,281
Sorry.

918
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,601
Cooper. Anthony Cooper.

919
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,727
- All right, wish me luck.
- Good luck, baby.

920
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,922
<i>- Here you go.
- Anthony Cooper.</i>

921
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,121
Wait, Anthony!

922
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,564
Please don't do it today.
You're gonna fail.

923
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,726
Alexander...

924
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,091
give your brother some space, please.

925
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,407
Yeah, the next time you see this face,
it's gonna be on my driver's license.

926
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,521
It's not coming off.

927
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,931
Just hurry up! I need to get to my play.

928
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,961
What kind of a person...

929
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,087
It's not poisonous.

930
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,890
I don't think it's poisonous.

931
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,446
Hi, I'm Anthony. I'm really excited...

932
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,130
There are only two things
you need to know.

933
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,130
My name is Ms. Suggs
and I'll be your driving examiner.

934
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,050
Now, you may be
the big man on campus out there...

935
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,441
but in this minivan, I'm the B.M.O.C.

936
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,965
You get me?

937
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,925
Now put your hands at 10 and 2,
and show me what you can do.

938
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,528
Hi, Mom, how you doing?

939
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,123
How's your day going so far?

940
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,128
- Okay, I'm just gonna...
- What?

941
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,288
Just make this little call.

942
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,401
Okay.

943
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,085
Yeah, it's...

944
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,602
Cooper! Where are you?

945
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,802
<i>My family had a little situation, so...</i>

946
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,649
Really? That's funny.

947
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,650
Because we're having
a little bit of a situation here!

948
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,326
<i>The phones are going crazy.</i>

949
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,004
What happened at that reading?

950
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,010
Well, it was a really good crowd.

951
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,764
It was a big, big crowd. Big turnout.

952
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,850
And the parents seemed
to have a lot to say.

953
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,161
- They responded.
<i>- Did they?</i>

954
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,886
Did they respond
to Dick Van Dyke asking their toddlers...

955
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,928
if they could take a dump like a dog?

956
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,488
<i>I thought I could count on you.</i>

957
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,204
We'll discuss this later.

958
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,048
I look forward to...
I look forward to that.

959
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,005
Tell me something, Anthony.
Are you a senior citizen?

960
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,011
No, ma'am.

961
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,681
Well, then why are you driving
15 miles an hour in a 25 mile zone?

962
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,761
Come on, speed it up.

963
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,761
That's right. That is right. Boy.

964
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,562
Change lanes.

965
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,120
Now, I want you to take a right up here.

966
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,362
All right. Okay.

967
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,725
Celia's calling.

968
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,246
It's my girlfriend.
Probably wants to talk prom plans.

969
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,086
Tonight's the prom.
Well, I'll just ignore that.

970
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,610
It seems like
she's very anxious to talk to you.

971
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,090
No. No, no. I'm driving.

972
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,242
I would never answer
the phone when I'm driving.

973
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,481
No.

974
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,680
No matter what circumstance.

975
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,166
But, you know,
proms don't happen every day.

976
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,287
That's true.

977
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,568
You sure?
It'll just be super quick. It's not...

978
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,883
What's important to you
is important to me.

979
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,401
Right?

980
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,128
Hey, Celia.
I can't really talk right now, but...

981
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,090
- Put the phone down!
- What?

982
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,521
Put the mobile device down now!

983
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,681
Hey, eyes on the road!

984
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,091
No, no!

985
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,451
You're gonna kill us!

986
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,647
What is wrong with you?

987
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,046
What are you doing?

988
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:03,250
What are you...
What are you doing? You fool!

989
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,125
You tricked me!

990
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,606
Get outta this car.

991
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,806
- You get out of this car.
- You're evil!

992
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,291
You prom creep!

993
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,482
- I don't think he passed.
- Get out!

994
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,521
Get out!

995
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,286
This is your fault.

996
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,444
If you hadn't caused a fight
between me and Celia...

997
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,481
I would've never picked up that call...

998
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,641
- and failed my test.
- No, no, no.

999
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,001
Anthony, you are
not passing the blame on this one.

1000
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,486
I told you today might not be a good day
to take the test.

1001
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,851
Dad, I had to take the test today.

1002
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,006
No, you didn't have
to take the test today.

1003
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,570
It is all Alexander's fault.

1004
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,688
If he hadn't dropped Trevor's
paci down the disposal...

1005
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,371
I never would have
rehearsed in a cold car and gotten sick.

1006
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,481
That's also your fault.

1007
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,409
If you hadn't
left the battery on in my car all night...

1008
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,481
I wouldn't have been late to work...

1009
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,170
and Dick Van Dyke
wouldn't be mad at me.

1010
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,646
Chim Chiminey wants to kill me!
Can you imagine?

1011
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,604
Mom, Trevor was crying!
Where was I supposed to rehearse?

1012
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,002
How were you able
to hit every parking meter on that street?

1013
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,724
When I was in the bathroom
this morning, Mom saw me naked!

1014
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,723
I don't think you left a speck of paint!

1015
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,121
Her fault!
She's an evil woman.

1016
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,771
Boom, boom, boom,
one right after the other.

1017
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,211
Stop, you guys!

1018
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,451
Okay, stop!

1019
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,524
It was my fault.

1020
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,803
I'm to blame for all of it. For everything.

1021
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,291
Yeah, see? I told you.

1022
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,964
No, hold on, hold on.

1023
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,281
Alexander, what are you saying?

1024
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,361
Okay, look.

1025
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,846
Last night I made
myself a birthday sundae

1026
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,450
and I made a wish on a candle...

1027
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,808
and I think I cursed this day
for all of you.

1028
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,530
- You did what?
- I'm sorry.

1029
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,846
I just wanted you guys
to know what it was like...

1030
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,724
to have a massively
horrible, terrible day.

1031
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,569
So I wished it...

1032
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,244
and now you're all having one.

1033
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,361
Alexander,
as incredible as it would be...

1034
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,482
for you to have
that kind of supernatural ability...

1035
00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,766
I don't think you can
actually curse a day, buddy.

1036
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,047
Yeah, sweetie,
this isn't your fault.

1037
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,366
We just bit off
more than we could chew today...

1038
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,561
and it isn't going our way.

1039
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,364
No, look, I did curse the day.

1040
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,880
I don't know how,
but I did, and it worked.

1041
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,570
And now Emily's gonna miss her play...

1042
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,251
and Anthony's not gonna be
able to drive Celia to the prom.

1043
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,566
He's been waiting all year to make out
with her in the back of the van.

1044
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,364
Okay, we don't need to hear that.

1045
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,004
Okay, I'm sorry.

1046
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,404
I'm really sorry.

1047
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,761
Just forget my party.

1048
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,723
It'll be a disaster anyway.

1049
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,130
Apology not accepted.

1050
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,441
Look...

1051
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:39,450
this day is not ruined,
because this day is not over yet.

1052
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,845
Dad, you're so right.

1053
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,123
I may be sick, but there's no way
I'm missing opening night.

1054
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,446
I may have wrecked the van...

1055
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,324
but I'm not missing prom
with Celia. I can't.

1056
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,325
Look, we are not
going to let this day get the better of us.

1057
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,283
It's like last week at Target
when Dad lost Trevor for 45 minutes.

1058
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,446
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1059
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,244
And the store manager
wanted to call the cops...

1060
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,282
but Dad said, "No!"

1061
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,970
- We found him.
- "We are gonna keep looking."

1062
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,041
We will keep looking for my baby?

1063
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,281
"We will find my baby."

1064
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,646
They sealed the doors. It was fine.

1065
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,648
- What's wrong with you?
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

1066
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,806
Okay, guys, okay.

1067
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,803
It's past 3:00, so if we're gonna go,
we gotta do this now.

1068
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,001
Are we ready, Coopers?

1069
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,321
All right! Clap those hands
if you believe in fairies!

1070
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,970
Emily, are you okay?

1071
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,289
Mom! Positivism. Let's do this thing.

1072
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,765
Get in there, get in there.

1073
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,689
- Buckle, buckle!
- Buckle, buckle!

1074
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,651
Go, go, go, go, go!

1075
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,291
It seems we may
have accidentally given your tux away.

1076
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,401
Well, get it back.

1077
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,482
Sir, I cannot un-tux a client.

1078
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,682
My sister's Peter Pan
and we've got 10 minutes till curtain.

1079
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,484
You better un-tux something.

1080
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,206
There is one option.
You might be able to pull it off.

1081
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,880
All right, fire up. Come on, let's go.

1082
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,206
Coopers on the move!

1083
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,361
We got it.

1084
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,244
All right. Anthony, find a seat.

1085
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,521
Break a leg, Em.

1086
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,727
I'm here!

1087
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,921
Get some more of this.

1088
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,001
Honey? Hon, hon.

1089
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,282
Em. Em. Sweetie,
I think you've had plenty of that.

1090
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,680
It's okay, honey.

1091
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,529
- Peter Pan is here, everybody!
- Excuse me, people.

1092
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,881
- Everybody, Peter's here!
- Excuse us, excuse us.

1093
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:21,961
- You look so pretty.
- Superstar coming through.

1094
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,041
Superstar

1095
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,570
Excuse me, everyone.

1096
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,601
All right.

1097
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,210
I love your outfit.

1098
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,801
Okay.

1099
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,051
I said 3:00.

1100
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,560
You have no idea
the kind of day we are having.

1101
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,680
It's a miracle we're here.

1102
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,840
Well, you're late,
which is not professional behavior.

1103
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,564
No! And it's not professional...

1104
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,568
because this is an eighth grade
production of <i>Peter</i> Pan.

1105
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,450
And if you could take
one look at our minivan...

1106
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,284
Mr. Brand, I am not somebody

1107
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,328
that you wanna mess with right now.

1108
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,965
So grab her some green tights
and a harness...

1109
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,280
and fire up her Tinker Bell!

1110
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,169
As soon as you
have your costumes on...

1111
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:58,446
go for your hair.

1112
00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,726
Way to go, Daddy-O!

1113
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,285
- Break a leg, sweetie.
- Good luck!

1114
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,880
Show's about to start, Emily.
We've got to get you going.

1115
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,924
Everything's under control.
Yeah. You okay?

1116
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,286
Yeah.

1117
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,329
- I'm excited about this.
- Yeah.

1118
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,447
It's gonna be great.

1119
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:25,521
Yeah, I think so.

1120
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,967
Good night, Mother.
Good night, Father.

1121
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,044
Now, you two be quiet
and I'll tell you a story.

1122
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,804
What sort of story?

1123
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,205
The best sort.

1124
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,727
One filled with
magic and fairies and savage pirates...

1125
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,131
called Never Never Land.

1126
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,605
Hi, hello!

1127
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,126
Whoa! No!

1128
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,682
I'm a little boy
named Peter Pan!

1129
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,490
- Hello! How are you?
- What's wrong with her?

1130
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,641
It must be the cough syrup.

1131
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,324
So good to see you.

1132
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,648
Peter Pan is in the house!

1133
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,640
<i>Think of</i> a <i>wonderful thought</i>

1134
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:03,960
Get the hook and get her down!

1135
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,320
<i>Any merry little thought</i>

1136
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,442
- Oh, no!
- Hook her down! Hook her!

1137
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,641
I'm floating. I'm floating.

1138
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,681
Get her!

1139
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,647
<i>Reindeer in the sky</i>

1140
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,844
<i>Let go!</i>

1141
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,724
- Get her down!
- Let go of me!

1142
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,480
Let go of me right now!

1143
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,241
<i>Let go!</i>

1144
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,681
<i>Everybody, fly!</i>

1145
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,200
She's okay. She's all right. There she is.

1146
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,280
Ta-da!

1147
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,127
Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

1148
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,680
Oh, my God, Josephine, hi!

1149
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,290
Daniel, hi!

1150
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,842
Hi! Hello, everybody.
Take some pixie dust!

1151
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,205
Thank you, thank you!

1152
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,042
How much cough syrup did she have?

1153
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,048
Clearly, way too much.

1154
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,366
There she is.

1155
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,210
- Hi!
- Hey, honey.

1156
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,761
Wow.

1157
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,410
Well, that was
an incredible thing to watch.

1158
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,205
I think I broke Captain Hook's nose.

1159
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,487
Sweetie, it's not your fault.

1160
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,291
We shouldn't have let
you go out there today.

1161
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,567
No, you can't fool around
with medicine, hon.

1162
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,721
Emily. Emily.

1163
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,762
Dude, you crushed it!

1164
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,808
I gotta change into my tux.

1165
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,648
- Mr. Brand?
- Not now.

1166
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,760
Can't speak.

1167
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,246
Honey, it's all going
to be okay. Trust me.

1168
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,761
Love you, Dad.

1169
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,760
Love you, too.

1170
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:53,128
Okay, sweetie.
Okay, honey. That felt good.

1171
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,246
You get that out.

1172
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,446
Let's go outside and get you some air.

1173
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,845
I'm sorry.

1174
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,570
No, honey, it's fine.

1175
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,090
- Okay.
- It's fine.

1176
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,842
- When did she start eating carrots?
- Uh...

1177
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,047
Your sister has excellent aim.

1178
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,161
Can I have another towel?

1179
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,170
Thanks. Oh, man.

1180
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,280
Hello?

1181
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,486
Hey, Greg.

1182
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,644
No, now's a fine time.

1183
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:28,880
You did?

1184
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:32,644
No, I'm not surprised.
I thought it was a killer interview also.

1185
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,041
Uh-huh.

1186
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,284
You wanna meet? Okay.

1187
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,328
Well, now actually
isn't a really good time.

1188
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,283
No. No, no, no.

1189
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,731
- Go, go, go!
- Drinks at Nagamaki?

1190
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,404
- Go!
- Could you hold on a second, Greg?

1191
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,482
Alexander, I appreciate
what you're trying to do...

1192
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,124
but our plate is full.

1193
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,288
We got too much
going on tonight, kiddo.

1194
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,482
Dad, curse or no curse...

1195
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,045
just go for it!

1196
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,001
Greg, we're gonna go for it.

1197
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,486
Yeah, I will see you
at Nagamaki later, okay?

1198
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,088
Okay. Good. I look forward to it.
Thanks. Bye-bye.

1199
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,161
Awesome!

1200
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,680
Okay. I reek.

1201
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,803
You do. Oh, look. Wait.

1202
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,251
This looks like your size.

1203
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,482
I'm not going to wear a pirate blouse.

1204
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,285
Pirate or puke, your choice.

1205
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,690
It's okay, Em.

1206
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:36,360
It took a lot of courage
to fly out on that stage tonight.

1207
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,691
Do you have any idea
how proud we are of you?

1208
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,202
You've always just
put yourself out there.

1209
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,124
You are fearless.

1210
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,962
You're willing
to show the world who you really are.

1211
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,883
That's amazing.

1212
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,328
But if you're ever
about to take the stage on Broadway...

1213
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,489
and you decide to drink
a bottle of cough syrup, give me a call.

1214
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,891
Let me talk you out of it.

1215
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,409
Ladies, care to do some pillaging?

1216
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,804
Okay. All right.

1217
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,364
All right, how did I end up blue?

1218
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,686
Celia's gonna love it.

1219
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,205
It's totally retro.

1220
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,241
Just own it, kiddo.

1221
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,125
You look ridiculous.

1222
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,923
Go get your Duchess, Duke.

1223
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,610
My little boy...

1224
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,329
in a tuxedo, going to prom...

1225
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,124
in sneakers.

1226
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,007
Wow. You look amazing.

1227
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,649
What are you wearing?
You look like Willy Wonka.

1228
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,931
I'm trying something different.

1229
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,331
What's going on?

1230
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,284
Oh...

1231
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,527
Yeah, I kind of failed my driver's test.

1232
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,321
Oops.

1233
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,851
You look beautiful, Celia.

1234
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,965
'Course I do.

1235
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,206
Yeah, that's a sick dress.

1236
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,521
I hope this isn't
too much wind for you, Celia.

1237
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,881
It's actually helping
with the vomit smell.

1238
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,490
So is everybody hungry?

1239
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,329
- I am.
- I am.

1240
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,441
They're coming to dinner?

1241
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,522
Don't worry.
They're not gonna sit at our table.

1242
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,645
- How about some music?
- Yes. Yes.

1243
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,241
Oh.

1244
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,327
No surprise, the radio's broken.

1245
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,404
This is just something
that we do for fun sometimes.

1246
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,724
Figured it'd make you laugh.

1247
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,890
We're going to Nagamaki!

1248
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,684
What? Are you kidding me?

1249
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,762
- Nagamaki!
- They cook it on the table.

1250
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,370
They cook it right on the table.

1251
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,925
Like a fondue, but not.

1252
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,041
Supposed to be
a very authentic Japanese restaurant.

1253
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,366
- Be careful.
- Yes, sir.

1254
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,601
Thank you.

1255
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,287
Konnichiwa. Welcome to Nagamaki!

1256
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,441
Table for two, please.

1257
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,601
Right this way.

1258
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,561
There they are.

1259
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,001
You okay?

1260
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,281
Yeah.

1261
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,365
Honey, come on.
Ben, you're the smartest guy I know.

1262
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,966
You're literally a rocket scientist.
You've got these guys.

1263
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,930
Is it better tucked in?

1264
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,564
You hesitated. Here we go.

1265
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,130
- Go get them, buccaneer.
- Thanks. Bye.

1266
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,527
- Good luck.
- Good luck, good luck.

1267
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:11,641
Hey, fellas.

1268
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,329
Is that a pirate's blouse?

1269
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,441
Yaar!

1270
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,890
Yes, it be!

1271
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,121
Yaar-some!

1272
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,329
Climb aboard, matey!

1273
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,241
How's he doing?

1274
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,685
He looks like he's having fun.

1275
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:32,761
He does?

1276
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,086
They look impressed.

1277
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,321
Oh, good.

1278
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,643
That is exactly what I am talking about.
You have multi-players...

1279
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,285
<i>Survivor-style.</i>

1280
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,810
It's Survivor on a space station.

1281
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,080
That's so cool. Multi-player.
What do you think?

1282
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,650
- Yoshi's gonna flip.
- It would be sick.

1283
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,841
To Ben.

1284
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:47,566
The space pirates.

1285
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:48,880
- Space pirates.
- Space pirate.

1286
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,368
Are you sure you're not adopted?

1287
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,842
You should try a shrimp.
They're really good.

1288
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,041
I'm allergic to shrimp.

1289
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,002
You should know
what your girlfriend's allergic to.

1290
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,326
Yeah, sorry.

1291
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,886
X-O-X-O?

1292
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,528
Anthony, I just can't believe, on the most
important night of our lives...

1293
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,881
you brought me to a place
where I have to watch my food...

1294
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,450
get cooked in front of me.

1295
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,170
Who goes to Nagamaki
before the prom?

1296
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,570
It's so amazing, okay?

1297
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,047
Look! It's Hope and Dale
and Heather and Dave!

1298
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,088
Hey, guys-.

1299
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,924
Hey, Celia. What's up, Anthony?

1300
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,050
O-M-G! You look beautiful.

1301
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,610
- Love it.
- Thanks.

1302
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,409
Don't you guys just love this place?

1303
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,766
Totally. I die for it.

1304
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,044
Oh, my God, me too.
I'll catch you guys later?

1305
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:42,201
Okay.

1306
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,601
Space pirate!
Space pirate! Space pirate!

1307
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,369
Sake bomb!

1308
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,604
It sounds like it couldn't be going better.

1309
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,367
Chef Ananda! Shrimp me.

1310
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,561
Oh!

1311
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,361
You ready?

1312
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,606
Yeah, I'm ready.

1313
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,006
One! That was one.

1314
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,761
Yeah!

1315
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:18,841
Fire it up!

1316
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,561
Three!

1317
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,081
Four!

1318
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,161
Keep it going.

1319
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,761
Five!

1320
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,561
Six!

1321
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:28,801
Seven!

1322
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,761
Eight!

1323
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,086
Nine!

1324
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,121
Ten!

1325
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,366
Mom, Dad's on fire!

1326
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,441
<i>I</i> hope so!

1327
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,084
No, no, no. He's really on fire!

1328
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,890
Drop and roll, Ben. Drop and roll.

1329
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,161
Drop and roll!

1330
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,001
Stop, drop and roll, honey.

1331
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,081
Dad?

1332
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,645
I still have me arms!

1333
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,731
Thank you for your time.

1334
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,648
Nice job, you really nailed it.
Really nailed it, Ben!

1335
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,241
You know who you are?
You're the flaming pirate of Nagamaki!

1336
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,650
- Thank you!
- Whoa!

1337
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:55,724
- Dad!
- Hey, guys.

1338
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,441
Are you okay?

1339
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,445
Yeah! I'm good.

1340
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,690
I'm fine.

1341
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,281
It's all good.

1342
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,241
It's all good.

1343
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,201
Dad...

1344
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,722
you don't always
have to steer your ship with positivity!

1345
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,161
You keep us up
and we really appreciate it.

1346
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,487
But some days are just bad.

1347
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,925
Nothing can fix it.

1348
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,041
Trust me.

1349
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:28,847
I would know.

1350
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,490
At least we're all together now.

1351
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,484
It's my job to take care of you guys.

1352
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,924
And, make sure
you don't have bad days.

1353
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,131
- And when you do, it's on me!
- Ben.

1354
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,801
I think that you just...

1355
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:51,569
got to have the bad days so you can
love the good days even more.

1356
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,408
This day has been terrible!

1357
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,761
Terrible day.

1358
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,250
Yeah! A horrible day!

1359
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,806
A no-good...

1360
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,526
Very bad day!

1361
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:13,885
You know what I think?

1362
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,405
I think this day sucks!

1363
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,487
Yes! It does.

1364
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:19,561
Thank you!

1365
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,090
I love you guys.

1366
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,121
Come here.

1367
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,886
Ow!

1368
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,326
Can't breathe!

1369
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,364
- You sure?
- Yeah, totally. Come with us.

1370
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,569
Okay, cool. All right, so, good news.
They have room...

1371
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,080
and they said we could go with them.

1372
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:39,926
Uh...

1373
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,041
I don't know.

1374
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:43,640
What do you mean, you don't know?

1375
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,369
We're not going in some busted-up
minivan with your crazy family.

1376
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,240
You know what, go without me.

1377
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:53,561
Excuse me?

1378
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,207
You want me to go
to the prom without you?

1379
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,688
Yes. That's what I want.

1380
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,845
I'm sticking with my family tonight.

1381
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:03,807
You're choosing them over me?

1382
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,043
Yes, Celia. I am.

1383
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,326
Because they're my family.

1384
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,641
And if they're crazy,
then I guess it makes me crazy, too.

1385
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,530
Have fun at the prom, Duchess.

1386
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,491
What are you doing?

1387
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,570
Forget it.

1388
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:22,051
So, what? No prom?

1389
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,121
It's junior prom. The real one's next year.

1390
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,130
What about Celia?

1391
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,651
I realized there's
more important things than Celia.

1392
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,842
- You sure?
- Very.

1393
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,281
Good to have you on board.

1394
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:36,361
Thanks, Dad.

1395
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:40,607
What was that for?

1396
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,520
I didn't wish you happy birthday yet.

1397
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,805
<i>When there's</i>
a <i>smile in your heart</i>

1398
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,804
<i>There's no better way to start</i>

1399
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:04,646
<i>Think of all the joy you'll find</i>

1400
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,041
<i>When you leave your past behind</i>

1401
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,561
How did he get in there?

1402
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,886
It's okay.

1403
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,240
Dad, be careful.

1404
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,850
There it goes.

1405
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,406
It's okay.

1406
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,566
Stay behind me.

1407
01:06:58,440 --> 01:06:59,680
Wow.

1408
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,329
Guys, there is a kangaroo out there.

1409
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,321
And an emu.

1410
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,284
And a cockatoo.

1411
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,364
And a wallaby.

1412
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,929
Wow,
you really know your animals.

1413
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,201
Yeah, they're all Australian.
What's going on?

1414
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,886
I don't think they were
meant to be presented in quite this way.

1415
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,166
- No.
- Hi!

1416
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,086
You must be the Coopers.

1417
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:28,643
Hey, yeah!
This was supposed to be a petting zoo?

1418
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,887
A confined Australian petting zoo.

1419
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,846
Yeah, it is. One of the pens was
open and the kangaroo got out.

1420
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,570
Oh, yeah, the kangaroo.

1421
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,688
There was also a crocodile
in our entry hall.

1422
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,244
So sorry about that.

1423
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,448
We had him in the pool,
and we got distracted.

1424
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,801
You don't have to worry about it.
I'll put him back in the pen.

1425
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,330
Okay, you got him from here on out?

1426
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:48,169
- Yeah!
- Okay, great. Thanks.

1427
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,326
We got you, Mr. Cooper.

1428
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,205
- It'll be fine, right?
- Yeah.

1429
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,645
- I don't think he's gonna get out again.
- No.

1430
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:54,484
You guys did all of this for me?

1431
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,527
Yeah! Your mom and I thought you
might enjoy a night in the Outback.

1432
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,011
You can pet him if you want.

1433
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,407
His name's Winston.

1434
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,121
Hello, Winston.

1435
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:15,851
This is amazing.

1436
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,365
Okay, guys?
We've got guests coming any minute.

1437
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,890
So here's what we have to do.

1438
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,611
Emily, you're on music.
Anthony, fire up the barbie.

1439
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,409
Mom, snacks.

1440
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,970
Alexander, why don't
you help Mom keep

1441
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,650
Trevor away from
anything that will eat him?

1442
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,603
Baby safety. 10-4.

1443
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,205
I think we're all good now.

1444
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,366
Super Coopers!

1445
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,401
Super Coopers!

1446
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,209
Lenny! Get back here.

1447
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,486
Lenny! Someone get him!

1448
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,570
- I am on it!
- Ben!

1449
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:41,051
Lenny!

1450
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,206
- Ben!
- Dad?

1451
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,341
Lenny!

1452
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,081
Okay!

1453
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,245
That was pretty good!

1454
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,726
Where are you?

1455
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:17,966
Where are you?

1456
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:31,086
Hey!

1457
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,091
Hey there...

1458
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,765
Party kangaroo.

1459
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,801
I'm Ben...

1460
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:40,722
and I want you to join me...

1461
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:41,966
back at the party.

1462
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:47,561
Yeah!

1463
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,965
Nice work, Mr. Cooper.

1464
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,087
Thank you, Dwayne.

1465
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,929
Come here, Lenny. Here we go.

1466
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,651
What's up, man?

1467
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,520
Pretty cool, huh?

1468
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,329
This party's gonna be killer, dude.

1469
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:05,641
Hey, guys!

1470
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:08,090
Your dad is hardcore!

1471
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,685
Dude, did you see that?

1472
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,450
- Hey! Hey!
- G'day.

1473
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,244
You must be my Australian cowboys.

1474
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,129
- We sure are.
- Awesome!

1475
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,891
Wow! You guys are in good shape.

1476
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,006
Hey, Nina, how are you?

1477
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,325
It's the video game guys!

1478
01:10:58,880 --> 01:10:59,920
Uh-huh.

1479
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,485
- Yeah.
- No, it's a great time to talk.

1480
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,524
No. Just a little bit of the hair
was singed.

1481
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,211
- Really?
- I know.

1482
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,685
I know that was a lot of shrimp!

1483
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:13,761
Dude!

1484
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,241
Hey, you came!

1485
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,240
Happy birthday!

1486
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:24,721
This looks amazing!

1487
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:26,490
Yeah, thanks.

1488
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,331
Look, this has been
a really, really crazy day.

1489
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,049
Looks like it turned out
pretty good to me.

1490
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,401
Yeah.

1491
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,651
Have a good weekend, Nina...

1492
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:39,926
Have a good weekend, Greg.

1493
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,764
- And thank you for everything.
- Thank you for your call.

1494
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:42,841
Thanks.

1495
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:48,005
How are you? How was that call?

1496
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:50,530
It was great. I got the job!

1497
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,486
- You got the job?
- Yeah.

1498
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,326
It's fantastic!

1499
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,289
They thought I was fun!

1500
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:57,361
Even after you singed your arms...

1501
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,050
Even after the thing and the thing.

1502
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:00,320
"I still have me arms"?

1503
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,562
I was a fiery pirate! They loved it!

1504
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,201
Wow!

1505
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,170
You know what the best thing is?

1506
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,324
As long as I'm getting the work done...

1507
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,129
I can make my own hours.

1508
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,090
I'll be able to still do carpool
and see the kids all the time.

1509
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,962
Wow, I am so happy for you.

1510
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:20,010
What about you?
What about your call? How did it go?

1511
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,287
Dick Van Dyke's reading went viral.

1512
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:23,885
500,000 hits today.

1513
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,605
You're kidding me.

1514
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,483
Nina says the book
is gonna be huge.

1515
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,925
That is fantastic, sweetie!

1516
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:29,961
Yeah...

1517
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,201
it's great!

1518
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,611
I cannot believe
we pulled this party off.

1519
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,129
We really turned this day around.

1520
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,001
What's that?

1521
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:03,361
What are they doing?

1522
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,004
That's the Thunder from Down Under.

1523
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,969
They're supposed to be
authentic Australian cowboys.

1524
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,001
They're not.

1525
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:13,487
No, no, no!

1526
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,564
Guys? Guys, PG!

1527
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:16,971
PG! Keep it PG!

1528
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,560
Please!

1529
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,330
Oh, no.

1530
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:56,846
Go, Alex!
Go, Alex! Go, Alex! Go, Alex!

1531
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:10,321
<i>Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you</i>

1532
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,328
<i>After today, I know that...</i>

1533
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,362
<i>even terrible days aren't so bad</i>

1534
01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,363
<i>when you're surrounded
by the people you love.</i>

1535
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:17,966
Make a wish, kiddo.

1536
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:19,201
<i>Because it turns out...</i>

1537
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,730
<i>the worse things</i> are...

1538
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,410
<i>the better this family gets.</i>

1539
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,166
To more days like this.

1540
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,361
No!

1541
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,323
- What are you talking about?
- Okay, okay.

1542
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:29,522
<i>For us, this bad</i> day...

1543
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,005
<i>was the best day ever!</i>