Samuel and his insanity.

Its not like im a worthless lunatic but i can get realy mad and madder alot

Tim sneaked up to the dolphin and thoughtfully inserted his pen** into his big mouth but the dolphin gave him a realy bad
succ so he grabbed a big gun and did pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. then he decided to go home
but at home there was a big horse. being a horny idiot tim stuffed his ~=8 into the horse an*s hut the universe goed boom

NINJA PIERATE ZOMBIE DOLPHIN NEOPETS FIESTE PR0N0 FECES TAMAGOTCHI DIGIMONZ!!!!!!!!!!

bing can translate klingon
thets nice
lets test it out on something
like bonzibudyor  something nice

Yum i like pasta and pizza and banana
I like apples
but i prefer penguin
theyre good to eat food


meow nyaaaa
nya nya nya