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I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY ALL MY LIFE. I'VE NEVER DONE DRUGS❌, I'VE NEVER GONE TO PARTIES WHERE PEOPLE DO DRUGS, I'VE NEVER STAYED UP LATE. I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOYI DESERVE TO HAVE A GF. AND NO, I WON'T SETTLE FOR A FUCKING 0/10 GF BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A GOOD FUCKING BOY. IS THAT NOT WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO? LISTEN TO MOM AND DAD? I DESERVE A 9/10 AT FUCKING LEAST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR 21 YEARS

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ALWAYS make sure to shave because ✌️ the last time we let a bush in our lives it did 9/11 ✈️

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