If you buy the gumball you agree to:
Getting spied on
Getting gum stuck in your stomach for 7 years
Get forced to spit it out in school
Annoy your friends
Blow a bubble
Being called 60/60/24/7/365.2635/100/10/5 by the number 9111
Dying in 100 years or less

I will not sue the company DOUBLEMINT TM if any of the above things happen.