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- Fucking towel.
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- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- - MAN: ♪ Happy birthday ♪
- 4
- 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,637
- - Oh, thank you, Griffin.
- - ♪ Happy birthday ♪
- 5
- 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,139
- - What?
- - No problem, gorgeous.
- 6
- 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:23,475
- - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- - MAN: Whose is it?
- 7
- 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,810
- Now you blow.
- 8
- 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:28,647
- Yeah, that's... Didn't she used
- to have super breath that's...
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- 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,616
- Hurricane Jane,
- they used to call her.
- 10
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- Do you know her breath
- was once measured
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- at 516 miles per hour?
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- The highest speed
- ever recorded on
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- - the Beaufort wind force scale.
- - Imagine the blowjobs.
- 14
- 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,429
- No, no, technically,
- a blowjob is a misnomer
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- 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,633
- because it involves the creation
- of a vacuum via a suction
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- 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,334
- rather than exhalation of air,
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- 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,769
- which was Hurricane Jane's
- power.
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- 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,054
- When he was your sidekick,
- 19
- 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:53,339
- how could you resist
- kicking his ass?
- 20
- 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,675
- Oh, self-control, earplugs.
- 21
- 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,844
- How long does this go on?
- 22
- 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,481
- Ready?
- Give us a good blow, sweetheart.
- 23
- 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,855
- That's not nice.
- 24
- 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,390
- My tatties.
- 25
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- Blow that, Rainbow.
- 26
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- In your pocket, buddy.
- 27
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- - Okay, don't.
- - No, steady, Jerry.
- 28
- 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,403
- - Glasgow...
- - Jerry, Jerry.
- 29
- 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,605
- - ...Rainbow.
- - Jerry.
- 30
- 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,944
- I can't fucking control it.
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- Christ, that's,
- 32
- 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,484
- that's one
- bollocksed wheelchair.
- 33
- 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,454
- - Sorry, Windsor.
- - Oh, that's all right.
- 34
- 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,891
- Luckily,
- I landed on my colostomy bag.
- 35
- 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,927
- Oh, that's
- really shocking. Sorry.
- 36
- 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,363
- Look, here at Dunmanor,
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- we want you to have
- as much freedom as possible.
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- And we recognize
- that your powers
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- are part of who you are.
- 40
- 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,772
- But when those powers create
- an unsafe environment
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- for the other residents...
- 42
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- ...it is a concern.
- 43
- 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,944
- Now the last thing we want
- is to have to downwardly manage
- 44
- 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,979
- your powers for the safety
- of others.
- 45
- 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:09,448
- Downwardly manage my nut sack.
- 46
- 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,650
- - Now, now, fellas.
- - So please,
- 47
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- let's not have
- any more incidents
- 48
- 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,520
- like Jerry's act
- of super incontinence.
- 49
- 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,823
- Now, on a happier note,
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- Hero Day is coming around again.
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- 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,044
- - Yeah?
- - Whoa!
- 52
- 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:23,663
- So, a lovely chance
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- 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,864
- to meet all your many fans.
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- And this year, we're hoping
- there'll be an appearance
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- from one of the world's
- most admired superheroes.
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- - Maximum Justice.
- - Celestro.
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- Hey.
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- Oh, fuck that no talent
- Lycra jockey.
- 59
- 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,845
- Yes, thank you, Raymond.
- So, hope to see you all there.
- 60
- 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:42,748
- Oh, and don't forget
- your blood tests this weekend
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- 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,550
- - will be in the Lee room.
- - Ah.
- 62
- 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,020
- Dolores, darling,
- what a pretty blouse.
- 63
- 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,522
- - No, I will not.
- - Sorry?
- 64
- 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,592
- - No, I just meant...
- - I'm not a lesbian, you know.
- 65
- 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,532
- Which means that
- this year's Hero Day...
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- 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,434
- ...will be even more exciting
- for the good folks of Ireland.
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- 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,804
- One of this year's
- breakthrough heroes, Celestro,
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- will be dropping in.
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- 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:10,575
- - The celebrated hero...
- - Oh, come on.
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- Windsor,
- do you know where the remote is?
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- Yes.
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- 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,516
- - Where is it?
- - What's that?
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- 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:21,086
- - The goddamn remote.
- - Oh, absolutely, Ray.
- 74
- 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,889
- ...we managed to catch up
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- - with Celestro in the United...
- - It's there.
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- It's there, Windsor.
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- You guys
- can check out my website,
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- - "Celestro.com"...
- - You're nuts.
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- akumenang.com
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- Come over here. Oh, come on.
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- 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:53,984
- Hashtag we
- can all be heroes.
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- 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,927
- - ...fast as you can.
- - There, that's more like it. Mm.
- 83
- 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,136
- Your bicep curl, hammer curl.
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- 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,704
- Keep your weights
- in the same position.
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- Straight up in the air.
- Bring your elbows down.
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- Reverse your bicep curl.
- Bring it down.
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- A little faster than that.
- Come on, guys.
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- Work it, one...
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- two...
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- - Pendle?
- - Yeah?
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- Prepare to have your ass
- served up to you
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- with a side order
- of loser fries.
- 93
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- You keep saying that.
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- It ain't never happened yet.
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- Eat my dust, Pendle.
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- 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:40,565
- Hey, hey, hey.
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- Super speed.
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- Super speed. Super speed.
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- Eat my dust, Maximum Justice.
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- Yeah!
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- - Ow.
- - Yes.
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- Oh, man.
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- Man, you almost took my eye out.
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- I win, total failure.
- 105
- 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,650
- Now, why did you pick a name
- like that?
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- - 'Cause you move fast?
- - Yes, like thunder.
- 107
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- Black Lightning
- was already taken.
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- 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,092
- Well, that certainly
- was some Afro you had back then.
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- 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:44,563
- Yep. It was like
- a black thunder cloud.
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- - Ah.
- - At least I didn't have to wear
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- those thigh high boots
- with all the high heel.
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- 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,291
- Make you look
- like some kind of hooker.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- This is bullshit.
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- - ♪ Full of grace ♪
- - Ow. Ow.
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- Ted, it's only a little needle.
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- 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,686
- - I hate needles.
- - How is that possible?
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- 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,855
- Don't you people catch bullets
- in your teeth?
- 119
- 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,823
- I had more sensitive abilities.
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- Shimmy here was only ever
- a sidekick, come on.
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- Hey...
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- if it wasn't for us partners,
- you heroes would be... Ow.
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- Ow, ow, ow.
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- What? What is that,
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- a knitting needle?
- 126
- 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,542
- Okay, Ray.
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- Here we go.
- 128
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- Chocolates for everyone.
- There you go, son.
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- 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,150
- - Thanks.
- - You want chocolate?
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- I'm Maximum Justice.
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- Feel my fists of justice.
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- 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:48,793
- Sounds like he got
- a football injury.
- 133
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- Try the laser vision. Come on,
- Dad, I found two on eBay.
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- Hmm.
- 135
- 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,838
- Now I look like I got
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- 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,006
- a football injury.
- 137
- 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,707
- Well,
- your grandkids love it.
- 138
- 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,509
- Your kids and Rachel,
- 139
- 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,310
- how are they feeling
- about the relocating?
- 140
- 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,979
- Are they gung-ho?
- 141
- 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,581
- Why don't you ask them yourself?
- 142
- 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,063
- They're here?
- 143
- 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:14,119
- - Wow! Why didn't you...
- - No, I mean on Skype.
- 144
- 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,456
- Hey, honey.
- 145
- 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,325
- Hey, Mike. Your dad
- still being a pain in the...
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- 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,060
- - He's here.
- - Hey, Ray.
- 147
- 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:23,995
- Hey, Rachel.
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- 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,931
- You wanna say hi
- to the grandkids?
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- 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,032
- Sure.
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- 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,500
- They're playing
- with your action figures.
- 151
- 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,967
- Oh, that's cute.
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- 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:33,004
- Celestro, you're so pretty.
- 153
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- Celestro is smarter.
- 154
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- - Maximum Justice is lame.
- - I'm Maximum Justice
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- Boring.
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- Feel my fists of justice.
- 157
- 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,017
- You know, they made
- a Shimmy action figure, too.
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- Looked exactly like me.
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- 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,822
- And another one
- with a poisonous lead paint.
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- Yeah.
- The boy licked it and died.
- 161
- 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,926
- It was clearly stated
- on the box.
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- Avoid contact with eyes,
- mouth and skin.
- 163
- 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,331
- And the court found in my favor.
- 164
- 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,933
- Did someone order
- a white Russian?
- 165
- 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,301
- Ah, look who's here
- fresh off his cruise.
- 166
- 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,270
- - Sadamir Putin.
- - Ciao.
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- 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,241
- Hey, dodgers of the coffin.
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- 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,177
- How are you, gay boys?
- 169
- 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,280
- Are you still taking it up
- the Rimsky-Korsakov?
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- 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,617
- The Bolshoi ballet is that away,
- you Rusky fuck.
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- 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,185
- Go on.
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- 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:22,921
- Dicksky.
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- 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,323
- Why did they let them in here?
- 174
- 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,159
- Why did they make us crap
- in the same john
- 175
- 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,830
- - with the bad guys?
- - Why don't you just use a different toilet?
- 176
- 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,999
- Is he really a bad guy though?
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- 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,201
- I mean he put a lot of villains
- away when he turned
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- 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,302
- state's evidence.
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- 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,971
- - Oh, don't go soft on me, Ted.
- - Yes, yes.
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- 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:44,009
- Don't let the tiny penis go soft
- on a gay boy.
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- 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,913
- Goddamn Rusky super hearing.
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- 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,652
- Alter-man!
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- 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,655
- Fuck you,
- you wee stink of Yankee piss.
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- 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,424
- That's going
- on your swear box tab, Jerry.
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- 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,794
- Arms down, trousers up,
- Bernard.
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- 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,965
- You know what I like
- about this place?
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- 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,199
- The security.
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- 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,402
- No supervillains
- can get in here.
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- 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:11,770
- What if they could fly?
- 190
- 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,842
- Fucking owls.
- 191
- 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,411
- I thought I'd find
- you ladies out here.
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- 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,844
- - Got a smoke?
- - Yup.
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- 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,213
- - I thought you'd quit?
- - Nah.
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- 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,816
- Allow me.
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- 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,225
- Thanks.
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- 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,330
- - Where's Jerry?
- - You ain't heard?
- 197
- 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,765
- They pulled the trigger.
- 198
- 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,768
- Jerry's gonna have his powers
- downwardly managed.
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- 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:44,903
- Huh?
- 200
- 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,406
- - Ah, Jesus. Poor Jerry. What...
- - It's either that or he might
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- 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,709
- Glasgow Rainbow
- somebody's head off.
- 202
- 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,013
- You ever think we'd end up
- in here?
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- 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,049
- Man, what's so bad about it?
- You know, they made our beds
- 204
- 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,852
- every day, laundry, give us
- mashed potatoes at night.
- 205
- 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,353
- Love me some mashed potatoes.
- 206
- 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,856
- Or I'd have longer with Marie
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- 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,191
- before she was...
- 208
- 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,327
- - taken from me.
- - Come on, Ted, she didn't die.
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- 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,796
- - She ran off with the pool guy.
- - She was taken from me.
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- 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:15,066
- - I never saw that coming.
- - I never saw anything coming.
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- 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,268
- And I could see into the past.
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- 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,430
- Well, you know who else
- could see in the past, Windsor?
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- 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,474
- Everybody.
- It's called remembering shit.
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- 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,510
- Come on, is this all we got
- to look forward to,
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- 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,847
- having our powers
- downwardly managed
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- 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,682
- for our own safety
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- 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,563
- until eventually we just slip
- into a coma and...
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- 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,855
- watch endless reruns
- of Murder, She Wrote?
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- 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,124
- It doesn't have to end that way.
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- 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,524
- They show Quincy
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- 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,292
- in the afternoons now, too.
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- 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,294
- Enough of all this self-pity.
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- 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,396
- I'm gonna throw myself a nice,
- deep bath
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- 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,132
- and some perfume, some...
- 225
- 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,033
- incense...
- 226
- 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:53,004
- - all that good shit.
- - I think I'll join you...
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- 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,240
- in my own bath, I mean.
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- 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,775
- On my own.
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- 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,379
- Glasgow Rainbow.
- 230
- 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,195
- Jerry?
- 231
- 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,069
- Jerry?
- 232
- 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,848
- Flynn?
- 233
- 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,566
- By the power of Baldur's forge.
- 234
- 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,974
- Ah, bloody Baldur's forge.
- 235
- 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:20,124
- What an absolute honor
- to have Madera Moonlight,
- 236
- 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,460
- the one and only,
- here at Dunmanor.
- 237
- 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,896
- Ah, just Madera, thank you.
- 238
- 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,564
- Or Moonlight, of course,
- 239
- 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,499
- if you prefer to be
- more informal.
- 240
- 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,403
- Ah, we prefer not to use
- the old superhero nom de plumes
- 241
- 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,822
- here at the manor.
- 242
- 00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:35,241
- It encourages a bit too much
- excitement.
- 243
- 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,977
- Perish the thought.
- 244
- 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,280
- The Kirby dining room
- is through there.
- 245
- 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,350
- Three sittings a day
- with a menu to die for.
- 246
- 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,872
- Hmm, delightful.
- 247
- 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,891
- Oh, thank you.
- 248
- 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,928
- Total Thunder.
- 249
- 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,632
- I mean, Pendle Carpenter.
- 250
- 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,636
- Madera Moonlight. Whoa!
- 251
- 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,237
- You have not changed a bit,
- girl.
- 252
- 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,540
- Oh, I know you're lying
- but I like the way you do it.
- 253
- 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,945
- Raymond Windesky.
- 254
- 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,584
- Oh, oh my, Ray.
- 255
- 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,322
- - How the devil are you?
- - I'm fine. Fine, Moonlight.
- 256
- 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,224
- Oh, well.
- 257
- 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,695
- Two ex-boyfriends
- under one roof. Mm.
- 258
- 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,298
- What could possibly go wrong?
- 259
- 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,702
- Whoo.
- 260
- 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,888
- Nothing's gonna go right for you
- with that big gut you got there.
- 261
- 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:42,073
- Hey, never mind that.
- 262
- 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,641
- I saw something strange
- in Jerry's room.
- 263
- 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,376
- Don't keep nosing
- around Jerry's room, man.
- 264
- 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,213
- This is gonna be too easy.
- I will see you on the track.
- 265
- 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,226
- Sorry.
- 266
- 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,329
- I'd never get a job
- at Downton Abbey.
- 267
- 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,431
- What's this here?
- 268
- 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,668
- I can tell your religion
- in that outfit.
- 269
- 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,072
- Yes, well, thanks for your help.
- 270
- 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,306
- It's like there's,
- 271
- 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,609
- there's a camel somewhere, yeah,
- missing a toe.
- 272
- 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,714
- - You get it?
- - I'm afraid I do, which is why
- 273
- 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,115
- I'm taking that back.
- 274
- 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,250
- - Run along now.
- - That's...
- 275
- 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,119
- Oh, and I'll take this, too.
- 276
- 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,088
- Oh no, that's my own
- personal use supply.
- 277
- 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,290
- - That's... That's...
- - Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- 278
- 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,291
- I got to...
- 279
- 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,573
- - Oh.
- - I'm so, so sorry.
- 280
- 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,441
- No, no, I, uh...
- 281
- 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,477
- No, I...
- 282
- 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,051
- Oh, my goodness.
- 283
- 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,086
- Oh.
- 284
- 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,724
- - The blood test detected it.
- - Hmm.
- 285
- 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,227
- Metastasis rate,
- when combined
- 286
- 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,296
- with a normal hematopoietic
- cell count would indicate.
- 287
- 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:19,303
- So, maybe you have time
- to put your affairs in order?
- 288
- 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,442
- Shall I call any family for you?
- 289
- 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,711
- - I haven't got any.
- - Ted.
- 290
- 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,313
- As my old mom used to say,
- 291
- 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,750
- "It's just one
- of life's little upsy-daisies."
- 292
- 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,086
- It's cancer.
- 293
- 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,754
- I know it is, Ted,
- 294
- 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,624
- and I know what it's like
- to receive horrendous news.
- 295
- 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,459
- I remember the day
- my father died.
- 296
- 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,795
- He was in a building
- that collapsed.
- 297
- 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,164
- I thought my life
- wasn't worth living after that.
- 298
- 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,066
- But I found a reason to continue
- 299
- 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,468
- and that's what
- you've got to do, Ted.
- 300
- 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,169
- What reason
- do I have to continue?
- 301
- 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,336
- Well...
- 302
- 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,441
- - do you like The Dubliners?
- - Well...
- 303
- 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,679
- great band.
- 304
- 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,615
- I hung out with them
- once back in the day.
- 305
- 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,351
- My favorite...
- 306
- 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,655
- - was Ronnie Drew.
- - Yeah?
- 307
- 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:15,359
- Well, the tribute band is doing
- a special gig here next month
- 308
- 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,129
- which, with any luck,
- you'll still be around for.
- 309
- 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,131
- Oh.
- 310
- 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,537
- Hmm.
- 311
- 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,138
- The Dubliners.
- 312
- 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,646
- Hmm. Well, done Maximum Turtle...
- 313
- 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,516
- I'm telling you, man,
- there's something going on here.
- 314
- 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,519
- There were signs of a fight
- in Jerry's room
- 315
- 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,322
- and that laundry van
- in the middle of the night.
- 316
- 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,657
- And now the guy's just gone.
- 317
- 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,528
- Are you talking about Jerry?
- 318
- 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,498
- Yeah, man.
- 319
- 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,234
- That Jerry?
- 320
- 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,551
- Jerry? How are you, man?
- 321
- 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,858
- Uh...
- 322
- 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,195
- Where were you last night?
- What happened?
- 323
- 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,602
- Madera? Oh, my God.
- They got you, too?
- 324
- 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,706
- No, I'm just totally baked.
- 325
- 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,413
- I'm going to annihilate you.
- 326
- 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,585
- Read this and start
- with the weeping.
- 327
- 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,255
- Why do we even let him play
- with us?
- 328
- 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,757
- It should be heroes only.
- 329
- 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,258
- Come to think of it,
- 330
- 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,877
- they don't have retirement homes
- for villains, do they?
- 331
- 00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:57,495
- They're called prisons, Ray.
- 332
- 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,730
- With the information
- I gave to CIA...
- 333
- 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,866
- they put away
- more supervillains
- 334
- 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,401
- than all of you combined.
- 335
- 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,771
- In a way you can say that Brian
- is the biggest superhero of all.
- 336
- 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,273
- Hey, what kind of a Rusky name
- 337
- 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,976
- - is Brian, anyway?
- - Changed it in Deepwell.
- 338
- 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,612
- Big fan of Bryan Ferry
- and Roxy Music.
- 339
- 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,547
- What was your original name?
- 340
- 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,350
- - Dmitri Shostakovich.
- - Oh, no, no.
- 341
- 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,618
- His music makes me sad
- 342
- 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,388
- but Roxy Music,
- they have sexy album covers
- 343
- 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,724
- make little Brian very happy.
- 344
- 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,327
- - Ah, Jesus.
- - Moving right along.
- 345
- 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:33,231
- Ray, what have you been doing
- for the past few decades?
- 346
- 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,699
- Did you marry?
- 347
- 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:38,236
- Yeah, briefly and then
- she wised up to me.
- 348
- 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,372
- One son, couple of grandkids
- and then I retired.
- 349
- 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,506
- What about you?
- 350
- 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,976
- You never were one
- for the details, were you?
- 351
- 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,412
- Me, well...
- 352
- 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,482
- I moved permanently to the US
- 353
- 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,552
- and settled down
- and after I got my
- 354
- 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,420
- - Congressional Medal of Honor...
- - Whoa.
- 355
- 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,389
- Just dropped that one in there.
- 356
- 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,425
- - Then my husband died.
- - Sorry.
- 357
- 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,294
- So, I went to live
- with my daughter
- 358
- 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,896
- until I realized
- that what she wanted
- 359
- 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,933
- was a babysitter for her kids.
- 360
- 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:12,570
- So, I'm back in the motherland,
- 361
- 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,272
- in a home.
- 362
- 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,608
- Okay, gentlemen...
- 363
- 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,675
- ...five-card draw.
- 364
- 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,477
- - Everybody in?
- - Yup. Go.
- 365
- 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,280
- - Ante up, please.
- - Let's make this interesting.
- 366
- 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,982
- - I'm all in, 200.
- - Raise 50.
- 367
- 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,719
- - Oh.
- - Oops.
- 368
- 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,921
- - I'm out.
- - I'm gone.
- 369
- 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,423
- Hmm.
- 370
- 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,393
- All right, I'll see you.
- 371
- 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,763
- Whoa,
- you just lowered the ante, Ray.
- 372
- 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,732
- No, no, this is a first edition
- action figure,
- 373
- 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,769
- collector's item,
- still in the box.
- 374
- 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:49,040
- Don't talk massive shit of bull.
- Nobody cares about you.
- 375
- 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,709
- Never mind tiny plastic version
- of you.
- 376
- 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,578
- The watch. The Rolex.
- 377
- 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,480
- Well, this was a gift to me
- 378
- 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,350
- from the ambassador to France,
- no less.
- 379
- 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,753
- Gave it to me for, I don't know,
- some fucking reason or other.
- 380
- 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,491
- Three of a kind.
- 381
- 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,029
- - Straight. Oops.
- - Oh.
- 382
- 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:15,066
- I guess you'll have to suck
- on big Russian balls.
- 383
- 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,600
- You were using
- your x-ray vision...
- 384
- 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:17,868
- I don't have vision powers.
- 385
- 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,905
- - You lying commie fuck...
- - Guys, guys.
- 386
- 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,073
- Not the time.
- 387
- 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,409
- What?
- 388
- 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,945
- Oh no, no.
- 389
- 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,681
- - Your friend, Jerry.
- - Oh no, I'm sorry.
- 390
- 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,683
- Are you kidding me?
- 391
- 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,859
- This is a sham, Ted.
- 392
- 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,761
- Where are all the world leaders?
- 393
- 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,029
- Where's the press?
- 394
- 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,964
- For Christ's sake,
- Jerry stopped the moon
- 395
- 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,401
- - from colliding with the earth.
- - Nice to see that Alan made it.
- 396
- 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,941
- - Poor Alan.
- - He's in pieces.
- 397
- 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:06,384
- ♪ And grace, my fears ♪
- 398
- 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,652
- You saw him
- after he was downwardly managed.
- 399
- 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,121
- He was a vegetable.
- 400
- 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,157
- And that was what
- finished him off.
- 401
- 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,625
- Come on, Max.
- 402
- 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:19,029
- Residents have had their powers downwardly
- managed before and they're fine.
- 403
- 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,598
- There was nothing wrong
- with him before.
- 404
- 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,700
- - Nothing.
- - As the saying goes,
- 405
- 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:25,436
- what the caterpillar calls
- the end of the world,
- 406
- 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,672
- the master calls the butterfly.
- 407
- 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,176
- Earth to earth,
- ashes to ashes...
- 408
- 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,912
- - dust to dust...
- - It ain't right.
- 409
- 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,683
- It ain't right.
- 410
- 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,755
- Okay, everybody,
- 411
- 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,424
- - the bus is here. All aboard.
- - Have fun.
- 412
- 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,525
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
- 413
- 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,959
- ...got their hero costumes
- 414
- 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,505
- on underneath.
- 415
- 00:23:50,506 --> 00:23:52,050
- We don't want a repeat
- of last year
- 416
- 00:23:52,051 --> 00:23:53,598
- when Ted accidentally
- flashed that ten-year-old.
- 417
- 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,933
- For the hundredth time
- the wind caught my towel.
- 418
- 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,068
- Alter-man!
- 419
- 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,171
- That's the spirit, Bernard.
- 420
- 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,922
- Lost your way have you,
- 421
- 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:18,956
- - old-timer?
- - What?
- 422
- 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,558
- Oh.
- 423
- 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,462
- I... I don't know,
- I was just looking for the john
- 424
- 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,763
- or jacks or whatever.
- 425
- 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:29,934
- I think I'm getting a little confused
- in my old age, you know what I mean?
- 426
- 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:31,769
- I know how easy that could be.
- 427
- 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,171
- Do you want me to help you
- 428
- 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,474
- - with your toileting?
- - Just you fucking dare.
- 429
- 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,718
- Raymond Windesky.
- 430
- 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,720
- Tick. You just made it.
- 431
- 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,856
- Where would Hero Day
- be without you?
- 432
- 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,126
- Well...
- 433
- 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:58,263
- ...I see you drew
- the short straw, Madera.
- 434
- 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,097
- We figured, because of your
- prostate problem,
- 435
- 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,765
- you should be closer
- to the bathroom.
- 436
- 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:04,535
- Oh, planning on going
- in your seat again, Pendle?
- 437
- 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:06,804
- Nice, isn't it?
- 438
- 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,240
- The old crime fighting duo
- back together.
- 439
- 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,574
- Oh, yeah.
- 440
- 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,143
- And, it's close to the bathroom.
- 441
- 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:16,180
- Oh, just shoot me now.
- 442
- 00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,084
- Jesus, that's it?
- 443
- 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,755
- - This is Hero Day?
- - This is just the regional one.
- 444
- 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,189
- The big one is in New York.
- 445
- 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,725
- Well, thank God,
- we didn't go to that one.
- 446
- 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,328
- All those cheering crowds
- and groupies,
- 447
- 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,763
- that would've been a nightmare.
- 448
- 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:06,898
- Are we early?
- 449
- 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,600
- I think the term is "forgotten".
- 450
- 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:16,106
- And get to take a picture
- with your favorite superhero.
- 451
- 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:18,909
- Mighty hero number 178,
- 452
- 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,878
- Pendle Carpenter.
- 453
- 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,616
- - Are you famous?
- - Sure I am.
- 454
- 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,085
- Maximum Justice.
- 455
- 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,821
- Then how come I haven't heard
- of you?
- 456
- 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,191
- Just keep on walking,
- Sinead O'Connor.
- 457
- 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:38,963
- Tina.
- 458
- 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:42,933
- ♪ Something crazy
- Goin' down tonight ♪
- 459
- 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,206
- ♪ Feel it in the air
- It feels all right ♪
- 460
- 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,274
- Let's, uh...
- 461
- 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,054
- It is you, isn't it?
- 462
- 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:08,659
- It sure is. Maximum Justice.
- 463
- 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,761
- - I love you.
- - Oh.
- 464
- 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:13,330
- - Can I get your autograph?
- - Oh, sure.
- 465
- 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,166
- No, no.
- 466
- 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:17,936
- Sign these.
- 467
- 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,076
- ♪ Well ♪
- 468
- 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,748
- ♪ Woah-oh ♪
- 469
- 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,184
- ♪ Well ♪
- 470
- 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,656
- ♪ Woah-oh ♪
- 471
- 00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,924
- Yoohoo! Ray.
- 472
- 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:48,799
- ♪ Relax, don't do it
- When you want to go to it ♪
- 473
- 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:52,336
- ♪ Relax, don't do it
- When you want to come ♪
- 474
- 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,672
- ♪ Relax, don't do it ♪
- 475
- 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:58,776
- ♪ When you want to sock it to it
- Relax, don't do it ♪
- 476
- 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,012
- ♪ When you want to come ♪
- 477
- 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,349
- What the fuck?
- 478
- 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:06,785
- Hey!
- 479
- 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,887
- Hey, you guys!
- Look over there!
- 480
- 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:13,257
- It's the Glasgow Rainbow,
- down there.
- 481
- 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:14,825
- Look.
- 482
- 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,393
- ♪ When you want to come ♪
- 483
- 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:22,733
- Ted! Ted, look!
- Look over there!
- 484
- 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,339
- I'm telling you,
- I saw something weird
- 485
- 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,774
- going on in there. Come on.
- 486
- 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:33,177
- What? Weirder
- than a 70-year-old man
- 487
- 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,345
- looking through the skylight
- of a toilet.
- 488
- 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,715
- Goddamn it! I saw one
- of these kids playing
- 489
- 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,884
- with Jerry's rainbow powers.
- Nobody else has that same power.
- 490
- 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,986
- Are you sure you're not smelling
- burning toast, Max?
- 491
- 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,922
- I'm not having a stroke, Ted.
- 492
- 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,724
- I saw Flynn in there with him.
- 493
- 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,058
- - Flynn?
- - Yeah, Flynn.
- 494
- 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,727
- Hey, guys. Guys.
- 495
- 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,095
- I'm all for working as a team
- 496
- 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,830
- but this is where I draw
- the line.
- 497
- 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,743
- Go.
- 498
- 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:22,860
- - Hey.
- - Jesus.
- 499
- 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,962
- - I've only been two minutes.
- - Sorry.
- 500
- 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:31,435
- I know what I saw.
- 501
- 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:35,005
- - Not too much, I hope.
- - Hey, I'm done with you, ace.
- 502
- 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:39,176
- Enough of your dumb ass
- conspiracy theories.
- 503
- 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,146
- Not every conspiracy
- is a theory, you know.
- 504
- 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,481
- Enough.
- 505
- 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:47,885
- If no one minds
- I'll just grab this opportunity.
- 506
- 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,559
- Well, talk
- amongst yourselves,
- 507
- 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,561
- I can't go
- if you're all just listening.
- 508
- 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,140
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- 509
- 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,842
- Slainte!
- 510
- 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,514
- Mwah.
- 511
- 00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:21,518
- The one,
- the only, Celestro!
- 512
- 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,355
- And I thought
- he was just seagull shit
- 513
- 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,924
- that dropped
- from the sky unwanted.
- 514
- 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,560
- I just flew
- across the Atlantic
- 515
- 00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:30,327
- from Hero Day in New York.
- 516
- 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,129
- Just like Phil Collins,
- Live Aid.
- 517
- 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:34,932
- Yeah, he did a set in London
- then jumped on the Concord,
- 518
- 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,200
- did a set in Philadelphia.
- 519
- 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,601
- Yeah, yeah and they both sucked.
- 520
- 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,103
- Are you guys
- the superheroes from Dunmanor?
- 521
- 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,039
- - Sure.
- - That's fantastic.
- 522
- 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,943
- Without you, I wouldn't be
- the man I am today.
- 523
- 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,344
- Right.
- 524
- 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:49,546
- I will look for my will to live.
- 525
- 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,317
- And what's your name, young sir?
- 526
- 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,221
- Come on now, don't be shy.
- 527
- 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,326
- Maximum Justice.
- 528
- 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,895
- - Maximum Justice?
- - Yeah.
- 529
- 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,565
- Like the Maximum Justice?
- 530
- 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,869
- Sir, you were
- like my favorite superhero
- 531
- 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,288
- when I was kid.
- 532
- 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,340
- - You're totally my inspiration.
- - Yeah?
- 533
- 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:19,042
- Oh, wow! If there is anything
- I can do to repay you,
- 534
- 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,444
- just let me know, okay?
- 535
- 00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:22,946
- Well, you know...
- 536
- 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,116
- actually there is.
- 537
- 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:28,652
- Recently,
- one of my best friends died
- 538
- 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,154
- and the rotten kids
- in this little town,
- 539
- 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:32,890
- they stole his superpowers
- 540
- 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,424
- and I've told everyone about it
- 541
- 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,526
- but they think
- I'm hallucinating. I'm not.
- 542
- 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:39,296
- I'm sharp.
- I'm sharp as a tack.
- 543
- 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,065
- Okay.
- 544
- 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:46,670
- Well, I hope you get
- to the bottom of all of that.
- 545
- 00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:49,973
- And, um, I'll see you real soon.
- Okay?
- 546
- 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,677
- Oh my God, is that Moonlight?
- 547
- 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,580
- I can't believe it.
- You were like...
- 548
- 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,282
- - ...my favorite superhero...
- - Oh.
- 549
- 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,524
- ...when I was a kid.
- 550
- 00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,386
- Okay, everybody.
- 551
- 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,389
- That was about as much fun
- as an MRI scan.
- 552
- 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,292
- Right.
- Who's for a little sing-song?
- 553
- 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,459
- - Whoa!
- - Yay!
- 554
- 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,595
- Hey, Flynn!
- We're not fucking children.
- 555
- 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,263
- I should hope not.
- 556
- 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,633
- I... I meant, we're not children.
- You know what I mean.
- 557
- 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:18,335
- - Ah, never mind.
- - I know...
- 558
- 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:19,670
- Hey.
- 559
- 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,474
- Those are the kids
- that are messing
- 560
- 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:25,609
- with Jerry's rainbow.
- 561
- 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,378
- - Oh, not this again.
- - Yes, this again.
- 562
- 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,213
- We gotta find out
- what they're up to.
- 563
- 00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,115
- Time for you to do your thing,
- Shimmy.
- 564
- 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,485
- - We got to get off this tin can.
- - I'm tired, Ray.
- 565
- 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,020
- I don't feel too good.
- 566
- 00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:39,089
- I need you, Ted.
- 567
- 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,424
- You know what happens these days
- 568
- 00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,493
- - when I use my power?
- - Just do it. Do it.
- 569
- 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,746
- Oh God, it's gotten worse.
- 570
- 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,582
- - I can't help it.
- - Oh, it really stinks.
- 571
- 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:08,285
- It's like somebody took
- a burning tire,
- 572
- 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,053
- stuffed it full of rotten eggs,
- 573
- 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,989
- and then shoved it up
- a skunk's ass.
- 574
- 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:14,491
- - That's cruel.
- - We got to get
- 575
- 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,393
- in that pub,
- see what those kids are up to.
- 576
- 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:19,663
- In a minute.
- 577
- 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,670
- Sometime today, ladies.
- Come on.
- 578
- 00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:29,523
- - Do we make our move now?
- - No.
- 579
- 00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:31,776
- We'll just stay frosty.
- We don't wanna lose sight of them.
- 580
- 00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,417
- - Yeah, you're up next.
- - Roger that.
- 581
- 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,081
- Remember, when we went
- up against Reactor Man?
- 582
- 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:40,183
- Super dense fist
- that could topple
- 583
- 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,686
- - a building with a single punch?
- - Yeah, come on, yo.
- 584
- 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,722
- Smacked me into the side
- of the Golden Gate Bridge.
- 585
- 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,324
- Nope.
- 586
- 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,259
- You must remember
- then I fought back
- 587
- 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:52,129
- by shimmying him
- under water into the bay.
- 588
- 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:53,397
- Then he shot out of the water,
- 589
- 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,365
- I smacked him
- into that taco stand
- 590
- 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,235
- and shimmied him
- right into San Quentin,
- 591
- 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,270
- lock it up, threw away the key.
- 592
- 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,672
- Well, I remember the taco stand,
- yes.
- 593
- 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,043
- Typical.
- The proudest moment of my career
- 594
- 00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:09,046
- - and you remember the tacos.
- - Well, I...
- 595
- 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,250
- Oh my God, they're gone.
- 596
- 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:14,252
- Let's go.
- 597
- 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:22,125
- Wait.
- 598
- 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,399
- Look over there.
- 599
- 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,302
- You do know
- these aren't the same kids?
- 600
- 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,507
- - Come on.
- - No, Max. Max.
- 601
- 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,313
- Evening, fellas.
- 602
- 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,817
- - Oh, and ladies.
- - Careful, Grandpa.
- 603
- 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,554
- All right, that's it.
- Out of the car.
- 604
- 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,722
- - Are you fucking senile, man?
- - No.
- 605
- 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,460
- And I don't usually fight girls,
- so you just stay cool.
- 606
- 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,429
- You're all under arrest.
- 607
- 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,599
- - Are you's the pension police?
- - I'm Maximum Justice.
- 608
- 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,135
- And this is my sidekick...
- 609
- 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,404
- - Actually, I'm his partner.
- - ...Shimmy.
- 610
- 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,506
- And we're gonna bring
- you all in.
- 611
- 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:11,709
- Who did you nick that phone
- from, Grandad?
- 612
- 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,830
- That looks like mine,
- did you nick that phone from me?
- 613
- 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,146
- Are you touching me up?
- 614
- 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:17,882
- No, I... Wait, wait now, come on.
- We don't want any...
- 615
- 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,382
- Fucking old pervs
- just touched me up.
- 616
- 00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:20,350
- - No.
- - Guys,
- 617
- 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,402
- we're just a couple of old men,
- out for a walk.
- 618
- 00:35:22,403 --> 00:35:24,453
- I don't care if you're
- the fucking Jonas Brothers.
- 619
- 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,822
- My girl wants her phone back.
- 620
- 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,258
- - Easy boy.
- - Oh, oh.
- 621
- 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,193
- - Max.
- - I'm looking at fucking idiots.
- 622
- 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,361
- This ain't no game.
- 623
- 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,829
- You're getting mugged,
- you hear me?
- 624
- 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,298
- Now, give us your phones
- and your fucking wallets...
- 625
- 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,500
- - Max.
- - ...before your little bone show
- 626
- 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,634
- - gets cut up here.
- - I'd give 'em, partner.
- 627
- 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,402
- No.
- 628
- 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,638
- What the fuck
- did you just say to me?
- 629
- 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,606
- No.
- 630
- 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,274
- Are you having a turn old-timer?
- 631
- 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:47,477
- Max.
- 632
- 00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:50,814
- Max.
- 633
- 00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,451
- What the fuck?
- 634
- 00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:59,823
- I'm gonna knock the fucking shit
- out of you.
- 635
- 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,694
- Go.
- 636
- 00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,396
- Let's get the
- fuck out of here.
- 637
- 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:07,931
- Max.
- 638
- 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,738
- - Fuck me.
- - Max, they're just kids.
- 639
- 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:20,343
- Feel my fists of justice!
- 640
- 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,444
- Max!
- 641
- 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,215
- Hey!
- 642
- 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,518
- Sex rampage?
- 643
- 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,454
- - Sidekick.
- - That's a bunch of crap.
- 644
- 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:34,192
- - You know what the most shocking thing about this is?
- - That printed papers
- 645
- 00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:34,958
- is still a thing?
- 646
- 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,694
- That it was you two.
- Two of my favorite boys.
- 647
- 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:38,762
- My best...
- 648
- 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,431
- Oh, Alicia, come on.
- 649
- 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,900
- Look, if it were up to me,
- I'd let it go
- 650
- 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,669
- but the powers that be, they...
- 651
- 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:49,306
- Someone needs to be made
- an example of.
- 652
- 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,343
- It was me.
- The pub was my idea.
- 653
- 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,213
- No.
- 654
- 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,516
- - No, it was me.
- - I thought as much.
- 655
- 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:01,484
- You can leave, Ted.
- 656
- 00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:12,495
- Raymond, why?
- 657
- 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,433
- Because...
- 658
- 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:18,969
- I'm a hero.
- 659
- 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:20,971
- Don't you understand?
- 660
- 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,440
- I'm a goddamn hero.
- 661
- 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,842
- Look, the federation want
- to throw you out of here
- 662
- 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,377
- because of this.
- 663
- 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:28,678
- I fought for you,
- 664
- 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,449
- but I'm afraid they now see
- you as a public liability.
- 665
- 00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:34,718
- Raymond, I'm sorry
- 666
- 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,419
- but they're insisting
- your powers
- 667
- 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,388
- be downwardly managed.
- 668
- 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,765
- What were you
- thinking, Ray?
- 669
- 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,901
- I ain't afraid to die.
- 670
- 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,538
- You're not gonna die.
- You're gonna be fine.
- 671
- 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,907
- Oh, you mean like Jerry
- was fine?
- 672
- 00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:02,045
- We've been through all of this.
- It was just Jerry's time.
- 673
- 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:05,382
- Yeah? And how about that kid
- with Jerry's rainbow?
- 674
- 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,619
- Anybody see this? Any of this?
- 675
- 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,591
- Does anyone find it
- convenient that Brian
- 676
- 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,426
- wasn't out there
- with us yesterday?
- 677
- 00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:18,495
- Why would Brian
- wanna kill Jerry?
- 678
- 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,897
- Oh, I don't know,
- he's a villain.
- 679
- 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:23,500
- That's what villains do.
- He's in on this.
- 680
- 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:26,736
- I buy Brian wanting to kill you,
- you're an irritating man,
- 681
- 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:27,937
- but Jerry's harmless.
- 682
- 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,641
- Max, a man has died. I'm gonna.
- 683
- 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:35,345
- We're all going to.
- Just let it go.
- 684
- 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:38,848
- Good afternoon,
- I need a moment of your time.
- 685
- 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:42,986
- Now, I'm afraid to say,
- Raymond's actions constituted
- 686
- 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:46,623
- a flagrant breach of the rules
- and as a result,
- 687
- 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:49,626
- I'm under orders to assess
- the ability of all of you
- 688
- 00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:52,095
- - to control your powers.
- - Oh.
- 689
- 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:54,397
- - What? No, you...
- - I'm truly sorry but
- 690
- 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:57,534
- anybody unable to meet
- the basic criteria
- 691
- 00:38:57,536 --> 00:39:01,071
- will understandably have
- their powers downwardly managed.
- 692
- 00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:02,505
- No.
- 693
- 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,606
- Stupid mother fu...
- 694
- 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:08,044
- Now, on a brighter note,
- don't forget that today is
- 695
- 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,486
- - Tuna Bake Tuesday.
- - Uh-huh.
- 696
- 00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:11,114
- Yummy.
- 697
- 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:14,784
- I do like tuna.
- 698
- 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,658
- Okay, Dolores, love.
- 699
- 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,960
- This is a simple task,
- designed to gauge
- 700
- 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,029
- your level of control
- over your abilities.
- 701
- 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,599
- - Well, I've never had any complaints from the gentleman...
- - Dolores...
- 702
- 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,681
- - ...that I've been...
- - ...freeze the water, please.
- 703
- 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:54,859
- Very good.
- 704
- 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:57,927
- Thank...
- 705
- 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:14,878
- Okay, Eagle Wings,
- ready and fly!
- 706
- 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,917
- Soar like an eagle.
- 707
- 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:28,658
- And the eagle
- has landed.
- 708
- 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:33,763
- Okay, Brian, and destroy
- the mannequin safely.
- 709
- 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,099
- Brian not perform like a monkey
- for you.
- 710
- 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,835
- In which case, you won't mind
- being downwardly managed.
- 711
- 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,445
- Now, you want me to peel banana?
- 712
- 00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:04,994
- It doesn't always work.
- 713
- 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:10,667
- I'm not entirely sure
- what your powers are, Madera.
- 714
- 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:13,703
- Oh, don't worry, you can just
- downwardly manage me.
- 715
- 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:16,473
- - That's fine.
- - Thing is, we do need to know
- 716
- 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:19,142
- - for the form.
- - I channel energy
- 717
- 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,177
- from the negative dimension
- to invoke
- 718
- 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,712
- the power of the Elder Gods.
- 719
- 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:26,115
- Ah, gives me a bit of a headache
- in the process.
- 720
- 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:28,852
- We do actually need to see this.
- 721
- 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,141
- Oh, very good.
- 722
- 00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,305
- Do you have an aspirin?
- 723
- 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,780
- Oh, oh, oh.
- 724
- 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,217
- Hey.
- 725
- 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,297
- There is no
- room for you here.
- 726
- 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:55,705
- Oh.
- 727
- 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:58,007
- So,
- this is how I'm to be treated
- 728
- 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:02,145
- for trying to expose a cover-up
- that was right under our nose.
- 729
- 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,747
- - Change the channel, Ray.
- - Nobody cares
- 730
- 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,316
- - about your delusions.
- - Delusions?
- 731
- 00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:07,951
- You know what?
- You're in this, Brian.
- 732
- 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:10,054
- I don't know how, but somehow,
- you're involved in this.
- 733
- 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,921
- Stop making this bullshit.
- 734
- 00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:14,057
- It's because of you
- we're all going to get
- 735
- 00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:15,892
- our powers managing
- to downward.
- 736
- 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,861
- And you have the big hairy balls
- to call me a villain.
- 737
- 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:21,164
- They should stop calling you
- Maximum Justice,
- 738
- 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,766
- they should call you
- Maximum Hairy Balls.
- 739
- 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,068
- - Oh.
- - Please,
- 740
- 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,036
- man's balls are as smooth
- as an egg.
- 741
- 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,907
- You know what? Fuck this.
- 742
- 00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,909
- Oh, boy.
- 743
- 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,144
- What? They are.
- 744
- 00:43:35,347 --> 00:43:38,014
- You change in and out of Lycra
- with the man for 30 years,
- 745
- 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:39,016
- you've seen it.
- 746
- 00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:01,237
- Maybe, you're cuddling
- up with a loved one but if you're not,
- 747
- 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,206
- don't let those lonely thoughts
- get you down.
- 748
- 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,808
- Coming up
- is a little bit of Celine Dion
- 749
- 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:07,176
- with "All By Myself".
- 750
- 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:08,378
- You got to be shitting me.
- 751
- 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:11,014
- I'm here to take
- all you night owls to the...
- 752
- 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,816
- That was "Alone" by Heart
- 753
- 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,653
- but now hankies
- at the ready, for "Solitaire".
- 754
- 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:20,757
- - Ugh, goddammit!
- - I'm worried about Ray.
- 755
- 00:44:21,393 --> 00:44:23,159
- Ted, you were his sidekick, huh?
- 756
- 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,160
- Again, partner.
- 757
- 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,930
- What I'm saying is you know
- the guy.
- 758
- 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,699
- You also seem to know enough
- about his egg-smooth balls.
- 759
- 00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:33,102
- The thing you need to know
- about Max
- 760
- 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:35,672
- and this informs everything
- that he does...
- 761
- 00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:40,176
- - is Max is basically...
- - Ostracized
- 762
- 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,212
- from the pride,
- the wounded aged male lion
- 763
- 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:45,948
- is forced to wander
- the savanna alone
- 764
- 00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:49,185
- before he finds a quiet spot
- to lick his wounds
- 765
- 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,721
- and eventually die a lonely,
- 766
- 00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:53,790
- - painful death.
- - Oh, come on.
- 767
- 00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,479
- But because of your own
- stupidity,
- 768
- 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,393
- the entire castle is now dead.
- 769
- 00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,862
- That is all your fault.
- Do you understand me?
- 770
- 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,864
- - Your fault.
- - Hang him!
- 771
- 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:05,268
- - Hang him!
- - Which is why he always smiles
- 772
- 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,336
- whenever he sees
- the color mauve.
- 773
- 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:10,773
- But that's Max, a warrior,
- a thinker
- 774
- 00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:13,409
- and a world-class
- interior decorator.
- 775
- 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,944
- The question
- that has been asked,
- 776
- 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,014
- is do you think that Jerry
- got his powers stolen?
- 777
- 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:20,317
- - Or is Ray being paranoid?
- - No, I think they were stolen.
- 778
- 00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:21,451
- Why?
- 779
- 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,753
- Well, as Einstein says,
- 780
- 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:25,955
- "The important thing
- is to not stop questioning."
- 781
- 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:29,392
- The curiosity has its own reason
- for existing.
- 782
- 00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:32,061
- Ah, I see.
- You're just spouting bullshit,
- 783
- 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:34,464
- dropping names like Einstein
- 784
- 00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:36,866
- to cover for Ray
- 'cause you're his sidekick.
- 785
- 00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:39,802
- Partner. And damn right
- I'm backing him up.
- 786
- 00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:41,838
- - It's called loyalty.
- - Ah.
- 787
- 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,841
- Hey, Ted, come on.
- Don't go.
- 788
- 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:47,810
- We haven't finished taking
- all your money off you yet.
- 789
- 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:49,913
- Please, come on back.
- 790
- 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,387
- Hello?
- 791
- 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,169
- "Federation Detention Center."
- 792
- 00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:55,111
- "Release of prisoner"?
- 793
- 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,313
- What?
- 794
- 00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:00,149
- "Ability to absorb."
- 795
- 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,308
- Fair enough.
- 796
- 00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:28,277
- You're saying that someone
- inside here
- 797
- 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:31,180
- has the power of absorption?
- 798
- 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:32,381
- I don't know.
- 799
- 00:47:32,383 --> 00:47:34,851
- Absorbing other
- people's superpowers?
- 800
- 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:37,220
- I think so but
- I can't be sure.
- 801
- 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:39,305
- I had to get out of there.
- 802
- 00:47:39,306 --> 00:47:41,389
- You mentioned a blueprint
- with some sort of device?
- 803
- 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:42,558
- - Pendle.
- - What?
- 804
- 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,595
- - It was a private conversation.
- - Well, your voice carries.
- 805
- 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,264
- Okay, they are guilty.
- 806
- 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:52,001
- First, I see Flynn driving
- the laundry van,
- 807
- 00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:53,903
- late the night they take Jerry.
- 808
- 00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:55,271
- He's a wonderful chap.
- 809
- 00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:58,441
- Gave me blanket bath
- the other night.
- 810
- 00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:02,211
- - Such sensitive hands.
- - I don't buy Flynn's a villain.
- 811
- 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,380
- Well, neither do I.
- I mean, he could kill you
- 812
- 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,416
- - with kindness kumbayas.
- - Yeah, damn right.
- 813
- 00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,352
- He's more
- like a Dudley goddamn Do-Right
- 814
- 00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:12,922
- - than a criminal mastermind.
- - Yeah, but, you know who isn't?
- 815
- 00:48:15,093 --> 00:48:16,109
- Brian.
- 816
- 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:17,127
- And I saw him in the lobby
- the other day,
- 817
- 00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,996
- handing Flynn, something,
- probably cash.
- 818
- 00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:22,632
- - Where is Brian, anyway?
- - Morning, everyone.
- 819
- 00:48:22,634 --> 00:48:24,567
- Good news, Raymond,
- your son's here.
- 820
- 00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:28,371
- Nope, bad news, Alicia.
- 821
- 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,540
- We're on to you.
- 822
- 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,276
- You're not only
- downwardly managing
- 823
- 00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:34,310
- people's powers,
- 824
- 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:37,947
- - you're absorbing them.
- - Goodness, me! Really?
- 825
- 00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:39,015
- - Yes.
- - Why?
- 826
- 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:41,150
- I... I don't know but I...
- 827
- 00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:43,552
- I know that Brian's definitely
- involved, right, Ted?
- 828
- 00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,423
- Well, you're kind of putting me
- on the spot here.
- 829
- 00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:49,659
- Maybe.
- 830
- 00:48:49,661 --> 00:48:53,029
- So, I'm absorbing
- all your powers and giving them
- 831
- 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:54,297
- to Brian, am I?
- 832
- 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:56,232
- Or some kids in the town,
- we're not sure.
- 833
- 00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:59,702
- And there are... are blueprints
- for a secret machine.
- 834
- 00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:01,671
- Well, we don't know
- if it's a secret machine,
- 835
- 00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:03,122
- exactly.
- 836
- 00:49:03,123 --> 00:49:04,572
- Just so I got this clear
- in my head.
- 837
- 00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:07,443
- Brian and I are taking
- all your powers
- 838
- 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,546
- and giving them to some kids
- in the town?
- 839
- 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:13,316
- - Hmm.
- - I have to admit it sounds less convincing
- 840
- 00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:16,118
- - when you hear it out loud.
- - And there's a machine,
- 841
- 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,621
- - which may or may not be secret.
- - Damn right.
- 842
- 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,423
- And remind me,
- why am I doing all this?
- 843
- 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:22,124
- - You tell me.
- - Right, well,
- 844
- 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,686
- let me have a think
- and get back to you.
- 845
- 00:49:23,695 --> 00:49:26,729
- In the meantime, Raymond,
- can I just say that,
- 846
- 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:30,466
- I'm hearing a lot of anger
- and frustration from you
- 847
- 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,702
- and I think
- you're bottling it up inside,
- 848
- 00:49:32,704 --> 00:49:36,272
- and I just want you to know
- that I'm here for you
- 849
- 00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:37,674
- - whenever you want to talk.
- - Oh.
- 850
- 00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:40,710
- Well, I do have two words
- for you right now.
- 851
- 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,212
- The first word begins with "F"
- 852
- 00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:46,415
- and the second one ends
- with "uck off"!
- 853
- 00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:48,451
- Again, lot of anger.
- 854
- 00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:51,020
- Meantime,
- you're son's still waiting
- 855
- 00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:53,723
- in the visitors room. Boop.
- 856
- 00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:57,193
- Mike, I'm telling you,
- 857
- 00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:59,328
- they're stealing our powers.
- 858
- 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,064
- - They're absorbing them.
- - Yeah, Dad,
- 859
- 00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:02,498
- can I talk to you
- about something
- 860
- 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,766
- that actually happened?
- 861
- 00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:06,335
- What?
- You think I'm going senile?
- 862
- 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:09,205
- - I'm dementia-ridden?
- - I didn't get the job, Dad.
- 863
- 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:11,324
- You're kidding.
- 864
- 00:50:11,325 --> 00:50:12,685
- Nope,
- they gave it to an Irish guy.
- 865
- 00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:15,311
- Oh, those racists,
- sons of bitches!
- 866
- 00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,746
- Dad, we're in Ireland.
- 867
- 00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:20,416
- Can we... You're gonna get
- another job here, right?
- 868
- 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:21,717
- Not as an American.
- 869
- 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,652
- Yeah, I can't move
- the whole family over here
- 870
- 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,121
- if I don't have a job.
- 871
- 00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,159
- So, that's it? That's it.
- 872
- 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:32,728
- Occasional visits
- every couple of years.
- 873
- 00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:35,197
- Well, fair enough. I guess
- I wasn't around much either
- 874
- 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,200
- - when you were a kid.
- - Don't give me the lone wolf
- 875
- 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,601
- cape crusader bullshit.
- 876
- 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,536
- And all this conspiracy stuff,
- 877
- 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:41,804
- it's gotta stop.
- 878
- 00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:44,473
- I mean, what do you need
- your powers for now anyway,
- 879
- 00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:46,375
- to beat up a bunch
- of local kids?
- 880
- 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:49,111
- All I want you to do is put
- your feet up
- 881
- 00:50:49,113 --> 00:50:51,680
- and enjoy your retirement
- in this beautiful country,
- 882
- 00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:55,117
- this beautiful house,
- with all your old friends.
- 883
- 00:51:01,159 --> 00:51:02,258
- Yup.
- 884
- 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:09,498
- It's gone.
- 885
- 00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,534
- All the evidence is gone.
- 886
- 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:13,837
- - What are you talking about?
- - I just snuck back
- 887
- 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:15,604
- into the administration office
- 888
- 00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,606
- and all that stuff I saw
- about absorption,
- 889
- 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:19,108
- it's disappeared.
- 890
- 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,510
- So, the stuff
- you weren't entirely sure
- 891
- 00:51:21,512 --> 00:51:24,647
- about before,
- now you have no evidence of it,
- 892
- 00:51:24,649 --> 00:51:26,383
- - whatsoever.
- - Just think about it, will you?
- 893
- 00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,684
- If these people
- have nothing to hide,
- 894
- 00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:30,719
- then why has someone
- just hidden it?
- 895
- 00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:34,323
- Cheer up, people.
- Who died?
- 896
- 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,326
- Brian late for lunch?
- 897
- 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:39,395
- Crazy big bowel movement.
- 898
- 00:51:40,531 --> 00:51:42,665
- Now moving right along.
- 899
- 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:45,201
- Max says he saw you
- giving money to Flynn.
- 900
- 00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,436
- Are you trading
- in stolen superpowers?
- 901
- 00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,538
- I don't know
- what you're talking about.
- 902
- 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,307
- Ugh,
- so you didn't give Flynn money?
- 903
- 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:52,608
- Yes, uh...
- 904
- 00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:55,411
- - gambling debt.
- - No, no, no,
- 905
- 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,580
- that mama's boy,
- he does not gamble.
- 906
- 00:51:57,582 --> 00:52:00,149
- If it wasn't a gambling debt,
- Brian, what was it?
- 907
- 00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:03,452
- I'd rather not say.
- 908
- 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,387
- So, you are stealing
- superpowers.
- 909
- 00:52:05,389 --> 00:52:07,556
- No! When Brian commit crime,
- 910
- 00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:10,226
- - he'll not do it in the shadows.
- - He does appear, however,
- 911
- 00:52:10,228 --> 00:52:11,427
- to do it in the third person.
- 912
- 00:52:11,429 --> 00:52:14,463
- - The truth, Brian, now.
- - You threaten Brian?
- 913
- 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:17,266
- - Sorry, me?
- - Spit it out, Brian.
- 914
- 00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,668
- Why were you paying off Flynn?
- 915
- 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:23,906
- Fine. It's Viagra.
- 916
- 00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:27,309
- Yes, a big joke, laugh.
- Brian get a floppy cock.
- 917
- 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,912
- But Viagra make him rock hard
- like a submarine.
- 918
- 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,681
- Through there
- is the day lounge.
- 919
- 00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:34,250
- And Flynn is a good man.
- He tried to help me.
- 920
- 00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:36,785
- He sold stolen powers
- to those kids.
- 921
- 00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:38,787
- Sorry, could you just excuse me
- one second?
- 922
- 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:41,423
- Oh sure, no problem.
- Let's just go...
- 923
- 00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:44,627
- Hey, Madera,
- Brian take a pill this morning,
- 924
- 00:52:44,629 --> 00:52:47,429
- you wanna play
- Hunt for Red October?
- 925
- 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,050
- No.
- 926
- 00:52:51,051 --> 00:52:52,502
- I wanna find out
- what's going on here.
- 927
- 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,638
- - Let's go find Flynn.
- - Let's see what we can find
- 928
- 00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:57,306
- on the security monitors
- besides Griffin's drool.
- 929
- 00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:26,936
- Yeah.
- 930
- 00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:29,672
- - Flynn?
- - Hey, Ray.
- 931
- 00:53:29,907 --> 00:53:31,640
- Ready for the old procedure?
- 932
- 00:53:34,278 --> 00:53:36,645
- Sure. Downwardly manage away.
- 933
- 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:44,486
- - In the clinic, right?
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 934
- 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:49,892
- Something like that.
- 935
- 00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,596
- Griffin?
- 936
- 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:57,600
- Griffin?
- 937
- 00:53:57,835 --> 00:53:59,768
- ♪ And say goodbye ♪
- 938
- 00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:01,371
- Griffin?
- 939
- 00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,639
- What the hell?
- 940
- 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,743
- Hi.
- 941
- 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:10,512
- I'm really high.
- 942
- 00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:11,794
- Hey, Griffin, come down.
- 943
- 00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:14,850
- Come on, Griff.
- 944
- 00:54:15,953 --> 00:54:18,520
- Hey, wake up.
- Wake up now.
- 945
- 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:20,289
- I'm the man.
- 946
- 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:24,393
- Wow. My man.
- 947
- 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,428
- Am I dreaming you?
- 948
- 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,431
- How are you doing that?
- 949
- 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:32,434
- Does what it says on the tin.
- 950
- 00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:34,703
- Griffin, where did you get this?
- 951
- 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:37,573
- I got it from the kids
- at the youth club, yeah.
- 952
- 00:54:37,575 --> 00:54:40,809
- Someone is trying to sell
- our superpowers
- 953
- 00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:42,311
- like drugs.
- 954
- 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,514
- I'm flat out Lionel Richie.
- 955
- 00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:47,283
- - What?
- - I'm dancing
- 956
- 00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:49,418
- on the fucking ceiling, man.
- 957
- 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,137
- - True fact...
- - Mm-hmm.
- 958
- 00:54:51,138 --> 00:54:52,589
- ...the video
- for "Dancing on the Ceiling"
- 959
- 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:54,323
- was actually filmed
- on three sets,
- 960
- 00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:56,692
- one, right side up,
- one, upside down,
- 961
- 00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:59,962
- and the other on a device known
- as a rotating gimbal.
- 962
- 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,364
- Oh, is there any way you
- can extract those powers to keep
- 963
- 00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:03,600
- from boring the shit out of me?
- 964
- 00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:06,702
- Hey,
- Ray's got a wheelchair, too.
- 965
- 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,071
- Oh.
- 966
- 00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:12,574
- Hey, we gotta help him, fast.
- 967
- 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:16,345
- - Pendle.
- - Okay.
- 968
- 00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:18,380
- Come on, Pendle.
- 969
- 00:55:18,382 --> 00:55:21,350
- Oh, Raymond, I'm really glad
- you've seen sense
- 970
- 00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:23,319
- about the whole
- downwardly managing thing.
- 971
- 00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:24,553
- I'm ready, Alicia.
- 972
- 00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:27,623
- I'm really ready to start
- enjoying my retirement.
- 973
- 00:55:27,892 --> 00:55:30,993
- You know, it's like you said,
- I've got all this anger
- 974
- 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:32,795
- bottled up inside and...
- 975
- 00:55:33,798 --> 00:55:35,765
- - and I don't talk to anybody.
- - Yeah, that's fantastic,
- 976
- 00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:37,966
- Raymond, can I just borrow Flynn
- for a second?
- 977
- 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:41,470
- It all stems back to my dad.
- 978
- 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,072
- Flynn, what the hell
- have you been doing?
- 979
- 00:55:43,074 --> 00:55:44,774
- I brought you here
- because you could help me
- 980
- 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,575
- absorb superpowers,
- not flaunt them
- 981
- 00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:48,677
- to the inbred teenagers
- in the town.
- 982
- 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,913
- Do you have any idea
- how many strings I had to pull
- 983
- 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,616
- with the federation to get you out of
- prison and this is how you repay me?
- 984
- 00:55:53,617 --> 00:55:55,784
- ...cut the toast
- into triangles...
- 985
- 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,920
- I just wanted to make
- a bit of extra coin on the side,
- 986
- 00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:59,388
- - you know?
- - A bit of extra coin?
- 987
- 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:01,523
- You gave them
- Jerry's superpowers, you idiot.
- 988
- 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:02,591
- Only a tiny dose.
- 989
- 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,844
- It's so small, it wears off
- after a couple of minutes.
- 990
- 00:56:04,845 --> 00:56:07,096
- If you must know, I cut it
- with a can of Dr. Pepper.
- 991
- 00:56:07,098 --> 00:56:09,031
- ...just eat the eggs, Ray-Ray.
- 992
- 00:56:10,434 --> 00:56:12,134
- I need you to go to town...
- 993
- 00:56:13,404 --> 00:56:15,871
- pull your finger out
- from wherever it is jammed
- 994
- 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,440
- and stop this whole plan
- from unraveling.
- 995
- 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,810
- ...fried, poached,
- sunny side up,
- 996
- 00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:23,879
- all of 'em,
- like knives to my heart.
- 997
- 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,647
- What the fuck you talking about,
- man?
- 998
- 00:56:25,649 --> 00:56:26,915
- I own you, Flynn,
- 999
- 00:56:27,451 --> 00:56:29,752
- don't ever forget that.
- 1000
- 00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:34,656
- - I got you, Raymundo.
- - Now, Raymond, where were we?
- 1001
- 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:40,696
- Step on it, damn it.
- 1002
- 00:56:42,133 --> 00:56:43,832
- Oh, Ray. Thank God.
- 1003
- 00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:46,802
- I just wanna say, I know
- that we all doubted you but...
- 1004
- 00:56:46,804 --> 00:56:48,103
- Hey, it's Flynn.
- 1005
- 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,142
- We gotta get after him.
- 1006
- 00:56:53,144 --> 00:56:55,677
- Hey, weren't we halfway
- through an apology here?
- 1007
- 00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:56,679
- Listen...
- 1008
- 00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:58,447
- good luck, guys.
- 1009
- 00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:01,550
- - Wait, you're not coming, Ted?
- - No, uh...
- 1010
- 00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:04,186
- my sidekick days are done.
- 1011
- 00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:06,588
- - Oh.
- - Come on, Ted.
- 1012
- 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:09,124
- I mean, we're on the trail
- of bad guys here.
- 1013
- 00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:10,826
- The clock's ticking.
- 1014
- 00:57:10,828 --> 00:57:12,561
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- 1015
- 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,963
- Cancer. It's aggressive.
- 1016
- 00:57:15,633 --> 00:57:18,066
- I got a couple of months,
- if I'm lucky.
- 1017
- 00:57:18,836 --> 00:57:20,569
- - Shit.
- - Yeah.
- 1018
- 00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:23,872
- - Fuck.
- - Oh, my giddy aunt.
- 1019
- 00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:27,609
- - Jesus, Ted, I'm so sorry.
- - Yeah.
- 1020
- 00:57:28,212 --> 00:57:29,478
- Damn it.
- 1021
- 00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:33,682
- Well, I guess it's a fact that,
- 1022
- 00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:35,918
- we're all on our way out.
- 1023
- 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,555
- And we're all getting
- that superpower
- 1024
- 00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:41,857
- that all people get
- facing old age,
- 1025
- 00:57:42,526 --> 00:57:43,792
- invisibility.
- 1026
- 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,795
- Where people look
- right through you...
- 1027
- 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,531
- then they see nothing.
- 1028
- 00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:52,634
- But I ain't nothing...
- 1029
- 00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:54,903
- and you ain't nothing.
- 1030
- 00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,941
- I need you, Ted, I do.
- 1031
- 00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,015
- - So, what are we waiting for?
- - Yeah.
- 1032
- 00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:07,549
- - Yeah.
- - All right.
- 1033
- 00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:10,919
- Feel my Fist of Shimmy.
- 1034
- 00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:14,857
- - Yeah!
- - Feel my Fist...
- 1035
- 00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:16,192
- This doesn't work
- unless you take your...
- 1036
- 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,627
- - Wait a minute.
- - Each person
- 1037
- 00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:19,728
- - does their own thing.
- - Look, then you go first, now.
- 1038
- 00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:21,829
- - Bring the heat.
- - No, no, no.
- 1039
- 00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:48,991
- It's getting caught.
- 1040
- 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:06,842
- Justice is served.
- 1041
- 00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:37,940
- Is it just me or is this place
- weirdly anti-owl?
- 1042
- 00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:40,709
- Let's get help.
- 1043
- 00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,311
- Oh, that's a tricky piece.
- 1044
- 00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:45,247
- Well, just turn it, you
- know, you just push it in, it'll...
- 1045
- 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,951
- - Are you God?
- - But he's black.
- 1046
- 00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:50,352
- Oh, come on, Gwyneth.
- 1047
- 00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:52,588
- Where is it written that God
- has to be white?
- 1048
- 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:54,856
- Well, I just meant to say
- and he's black.
- 1049
- 00:59:54,858 --> 00:59:56,693
- Yeah, but honestly,
- why would you even bring up
- 1050
- 00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:59,861
- - the color of the skin.
- - Ladies? Ladies? Ladies?
- 1051
- 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:01,330
- What you're doing now,
- 1052
- 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,732
- I need that.
- 1053
- 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:05,601
- Bernard.
- 1054
- 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:09,171
- Bernard, we need your help.
- 1055
- 01:00:11,909 --> 01:00:14,743
- Alter-man.
- 1056
- 01:00:14,745 --> 01:00:16,845
- Preferably with your pants on.
- 1057
- 01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:23,218
- Whoa.
- 1058
- 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:26,188
- - Brian.
- - Brian take Viagra.
- 1059
- 01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:28,991
- He used to put Red October
- in dry dock.
- 1060
- 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:30,993
- Less of the dry,
- you cheeky bugger.
- 1061
- 01:00:30,995 --> 01:00:32,394
- No, no, just expression.
- 1062
- 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,763
- - My beautiful, sexy, goddess.
- - Oh, come on, you guys,
- 1063
- 01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,765
- we need you to help us
- get out of here.
- 1064
- 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,667
- - Time to suit up.
- - Absolutely.
- 1065
- 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:41,036
- - In six hours.
- - No, Brian, now.
- 1066
- 01:00:41,038 --> 01:00:44,006
- You want me to put on tights
- before Viagra wears off?
- 1067
- 01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:45,173
- It's not good look.
- 1068
- 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:47,409
- I want you to hack
- into their computers,
- 1069
- 01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:48,910
- you're Russian, aren't you?
- 1070
- 01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:51,313
- Oh, once I find cushion for lap.
- 1071
- 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,387
- Hey, come on.
- 1072
- 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:05,293
- Hey, is this a taser
- in a care home?
- 1073
- 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:14,870
- Alter-man.
- 1074
- 01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:27,215
- Windsor, you read.
- 1075
- 01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:30,452
- Brian find Latin alphabet
- hurts his head.
- 1076
- 01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:37,693
- Deactivate security system.
- 1077
- 01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:39,895
- Yes, no.
- 1078
- 01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:43,098
- Enter password.
- 1079
- 01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:47,903
- What are you guys
- doing in my dream?
- 1080
- 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:51,973
- - Hey.
- - Too aggressive.
- 1081
- 01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:55,010
- You need to relax, man, yeah?
- 1082
- 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:58,380
- Security violation.
- 1083
- 01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,832
- Crap.
- 1084
- 01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,283
- You have ten seconds
- to retreat.
- 1085
- 01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:02,884
- - Shimmy?
- - Ten...
- 1086
- 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,820
- - I can't take us all.
- - ...nine...
- 1087
- 01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:05,854
- Brian.
- 1088
- 01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:10,726
- I got this shit.
- 1089
- 01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:14,096
- Come on.
- That's right, that's, that's...
- 1090
- 01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:16,298
- Let's do it again.
- 1091
- 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,800
- Start again, everybody.
- 1092
- 01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,236
- - Go, go, go, go.
- - Max! Max!
- 1093
- 01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:24,339
- Jesus, this place
- isn't about keeping
- 1094
- 01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:26,408
- the bad guys out,
- it's about keeping us in.
- 1095
- 01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:30,479
- Time elapsed, man.
- 1096
- 01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:32,414
- What time?
- 1097
- 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,816
- Son of Thea bitch!
- 1098
- 01:02:34,818 --> 01:02:36,451
- Griffin!
- 1099
- 01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:55,203
- Forty a day for twenty years,
- guys.
- 1100
- 01:02:55,506 --> 01:02:58,440
- Bad lifestyle choices.
- 1101
- 01:02:59,343 --> 01:03:02,010
- - It's not holding.
- - Let's get out of here.
- 1102
- 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:03,345
- - Run!
- - Run!
- 1103
- 01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:05,313
- Step away from the gate.
- 1104
- 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,317
- Hurry, Madera, hurry.
- 1105
- 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:11,153
- - Are you okay?
- - I'm okay.
- 1106
- 01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:13,005
- - Madera?
- - I'm fine.
- 1107
- 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:14,856
- We got to cross the moat.
- 1108
- 01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:17,526
- Oh, shit. The moat.
- 1109
- 01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:19,194
- Alicia,
- can we have a word?
- 1110
- 01:03:19,196 --> 01:03:22,298
- Yeah, we were thinking it'd be a really
- good idea if we could have a spelling bee.
- 1111
- 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,432
- Sorry, ladies, I can't, really.
- 1112
- 01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:25,267
- No, no, a spelling bee's
- a great idea 'cause we're older
- 1113
- 01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:27,102
- and we have to think
- about things
- 1114
- 01:03:27,104 --> 01:03:29,504
- and we have to remember words
- and get numbers, you know...
- 1115
- 01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:39,548
- That's pure peritoneum.
- 1116
- 01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:42,884
- - Death for any superhero.
- - Oh, boy.
- 1117
- 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,853
- All but one.
- 1118
- 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:47,222
- Dolores.
- 1119
- 01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:51,426
- I'm not just a sex object,
- you know?
- 1120
- 01:03:52,563 --> 01:03:54,296
- Dolores, don't.
- 1121
- 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:04,005
- By the forces of Promiscua.
- 1122
- 01:04:04,908 --> 01:04:06,508
- Promiscua is a place.
- 1123
- 01:04:23,126 --> 01:04:24,627
- I don't even have a phone,
- so if it'd be...
- 1124
- 01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:26,862
- - It'd burn if I did, though.
- - It doesn't have to be
- 1125
- 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:28,864
- a spelling bee.
- We could play Texas Hold 'Em.
- 1126
- 01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,031
- - All in!
- - All in!
- 1127
- 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:32,033
- - Ladies, get out of my way.
- - Oh, oh, oh.
- 1128
- 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:35,003
- I was hoping for a spelling bee.
- I just shaved my legs.
- 1129
- 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:38,607
- - You be all right, Dolores?
- - Yes.
- 1130
- 01:04:39,142 --> 01:04:41,209
- It does drain my sex drive,
- though.
- 1131
- 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:44,479
- I'm usually frigid
- from the waist down.
- 1132
- 01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:53,455
- What now?
- 1133
- 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:55,658
- Uber?
- 1134
- 01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:00,295
- Take the Thomond Bridge
- over the River Shannon.
- 1135
- 01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:04,065
- Your boy is likely
- to be over the fuckin' Ganges.
- 1136
- 01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,601
- He's on his Apple Maps
- on his iPhone
- 1137
- 01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:08,570
- and he's insisting
- there's a motorway
- 1138
- 01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,138
- between Cork and Limerick.
- 1139
- 01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:13,008
- So, I says to him,
- "You are no fucking driver,
- 1140
- 01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,277
- now, sit in the back,
- talking shite."
- 1141
- 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:18,546
- And he's like, "Shoulda got an
- Uber." And I'm like, "Uber."
- 1142
- 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:21,284
- - You're sitting on my cape.
- - Don't get me started on the license...
- 1143
- 01:05:21,285 --> 01:05:22,517
- You're cramping my style.
- 1144
- 01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:26,021
- - Flynn.
- - Hi, Alicia.
- 1145
- 01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:27,990
- Listen, I shouldn't really be
- on the phone
- 1146
- 01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:29,959
- - because I'm at the wheel, so...
- - I don't give a rat's arse.
- 1147
- 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,360
- - Yup...
- - Listen carefully.
- 1148
- 01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:34,229
- Ray and his little pack
- of cronies have broken out.
- 1149
- 01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:36,364
- So, we're bringing the plan
- forward to tonight.
- 1150
- 01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:38,466
- Meet me at the lab
- as soon as you can, now.
- 1151
- 01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:44,039
- - Can I cancel my order, please?
- - What's that?
- 1152
- 01:05:44,675 --> 01:05:48,243
- You say something?
- Sorry, I had me headphones in.
- 1153
- 01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:55,717
- - Keep the change.
- - Oh.
- 1154
- 01:05:55,719 --> 01:05:56,985
- Good luck
- 1155
- 01:05:56,987 --> 01:05:58,203
- with the clowning now.
- 1156
- 01:05:58,204 --> 01:05:59,422
- You're sure to have
- the kiddies laugh
- 1157
- 01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:00,555
- their little back sides off.
- 1158
- 01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:06,594
- Fuck!
- 1159
- 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:23,511
- Evening, scumbags.
- 1160
- 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:27,483
- You.
- 1161
- 01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:30,685
- - Ooh.
- - Ooh.
- 1162
- 01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:35,690
- Look, old man,
- you want everyone to see
- 1163
- 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:37,559
- you beaten senseless, huh?
- 1164
- 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:39,227
- Don't be stupid.
- 1165
- 01:06:39,229 --> 01:06:42,197
- Take the freak show and you go
- back home to bed, yeah?
- 1166
- 01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:43,732
- Before you get hurt.
- 1167
- 01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:49,604
- I notice the eight ball
- is still remaining.
- 1168
- 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,673
- Now that's a tough hole to make.
- 1169
- 01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:56,044
- You must have one hell of a shot
- up your sleeve to pull that off.
- 1170
- 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,178
- How is that?
- 1171
- 01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:59,647
- Because I've never seen anyone
- make that shot
- 1172
- 01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:02,283
- with a cue stick stuck up
- their ass.
- 1173
- 01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:38,053
- Ooh-wee.
- 1174
- 01:07:46,129 --> 01:07:48,396
- Okay, everybody,
- let's just keep calm.
- 1175
- 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,466
- Ray.
- 1176
- 01:08:03,146 --> 01:08:07,382
- - Oh, you stinky old...
- - Hey... where did he go?
- 1177
- 01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:12,420
- Hey.
- 1178
- 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:15,824
- Some people would pay good money
- for this view, you know.
- 1179
- 01:08:15,826 --> 01:08:18,626
- I wouldn't give you two euro,
- you skanky...
- 1180
- 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,463
- Okay, one more time,
- 1181
- 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:24,566
- where did you get this?
- 1182
- 01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:26,801
- No.
- 1183
- 01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:29,304
- I'm not saying nothing
- to no one about nothing.
- 1184
- 01:08:29,306 --> 01:08:30,805
- Is anyone else completely lost
- 1185
- 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,640
- with all the double negatives
- there?
- 1186
- 01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:35,510
- Let me try
- and get some sense from him.
- 1187
- 01:08:36,146 --> 01:08:38,279
- Get away from me,
- you freaky bitch.
- 1188
- 01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:42,817
- How about you spend some time
- on the naughty step
- 1189
- 01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:47,188
- in the negative dimension.
- 1190
- 01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:56,131
- Now, let's try again.
- 1191
- 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,400
- Who gave you the vials
- and where are they now?
- 1192
- 01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,170
- Flynn.
- 1193
- 01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:04,272
- It was Flynn.
- 1194
- 01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,641
- Dudley Do-Right son of a bitch.
- 1195
- 01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:08,343
- Where is he?
- 1196
- 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:10,145
- Knacker's yard.
- 1197
- 01:09:10,881 --> 01:09:12,647
- He is gone
- to the knacker's yard.
- 1198
- 01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:15,250
- Something big
- is happening tonight.
- 1199
- 01:09:20,223 --> 01:09:22,224
- - Take the curve slower.
- - Every time you hit
- 1200
- 01:09:22,225 --> 01:09:23,791
- a bump,
- I'm like a 70s waterbed.
- 1201
- 01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:25,628
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- - He said left
- 1202
- 01:09:25,629 --> 01:09:27,963
- - after the roundabout.
- - What the fuck is a roundabout?
- 1203
- 01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:30,299
- - It's a system they use for traffic control.
- - There, this left.
- 1204
- 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,499
- It's very efficient.
- 1205
- 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:36,504
- Wait, he said the knacker's yard
- was the second left.
- 1206
- 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:39,407
- - And this is the second left.
- - I thought he said right.
- 1207
- 01:09:40,577 --> 01:09:41,743
- Ah, Jesus.
- 1208
- 01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,618
- Hey, was it the first
- or second left?
- 1209
- 01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:53,388
- Second left, the knacker's yard.
- 1210
- 01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:54,522
- We're outside of Dunmanor.
- 1211
- 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,724
- Exactly, the knacker's yard.
- 1212
- 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,394
- Is that what you call
- an old folk's home,
- 1213
- 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:00,762
- - you son of a bitch?
- - Well...
- 1214
- 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,264
- yous are all knackered,
- ain't yous?
- 1215
- 01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:12,574
- Looks like a trap to me.
- 1216
- 01:10:14,277 --> 01:10:15,243
- Fuck it.
- 1217
- 01:10:15,245 --> 01:10:17,879
- We broke out, we may as well
- stroll right back in.
- 1218
- 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,315
- Hey, what about me?
- 1219
- 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,920
- You're all fucking knackers.
- 1220
- 01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:49,310
- Where is everybody?
- 1221
- 01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:55,316
- Sounds coming from there.
- 1222
- 01:10:55,318 --> 01:10:57,452
- - They're in the spa?
- - No, spa's in refurb.
- 1223
- 01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:59,555
- They've closed the spa?
- 1224
- 01:10:59,556 --> 01:11:00,756
- - Yeah.
- - I didn't know that.
- 1225
- 01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:02,024
- It's been in the newsletter.
- 1226
- 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:04,692
- - I've been trying to tell you.
- - All right, guys, listen up.
- 1227
- 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,962
- Whatever is beyond those doors,
- we have to hit them hard
- 1228
- 01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:09,597
- and we have to hit them fast.
- 1229
- 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:11,433
- Ready?
- 1230
- 01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:15,403
- Three, two, one.
- 1231
- 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,339
- Save your strength, honey.
- Mm-hmm.
- 1232
- 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:28,383
- Okay, guys,
- whatever is beyond these doors,
- 1233
- 01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:29,485
- - we need to...
- - Ray,
- 1234
- 01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:31,753
- you said that before.
- 1235
- 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,892
- And look,
- the gang's all here.
- 1236
- 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,467
- I don't think they're just
- getting a steam, do you?
- 1237
- 01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,004
- Brian, Brian.
- 1238
- 01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:52,307
- What happened?
- 1239
- 01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:54,609
- There was a massive fight,
- 1240
- 01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:59,047
- - Brian kicked a lot of assholes.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1241
- 01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,949
- We spiked his Earl Gray.
- 1242
- 01:12:01,951 --> 01:12:03,785
- Same with the rest
- of the old farts.
- 1243
- 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,920
- I don't get the master plan,
- Alicia.
- 1244
- 01:12:06,423 --> 01:12:07,555
- I do.
- 1245
- 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:10,992
- It's Flynn.
- 1246
- 01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,493
- The absorbing
- former super jailbird.
- 1247
- 01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:15,563
- Yup, and I'm taking his power.
- 1248
- 01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:16,998
- Cool device, eh?
- 1249
- 01:12:18,068 --> 01:12:19,434
- All my own work.
- 1250
- 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:22,737
- You lying cow.
- I was downwardly managed,
- 1251
- 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,772
- but you never said
- 1252
- 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,808
- you were taking
- my super cells.
- 1253
- 01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:29,911
- And five, four,
- 1254
- 01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:32,980
- three, two, one.
- 1255
- 01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:37,418
- This is getting
- way too heavy
- 1256
- 01:12:37,420 --> 01:12:38,987
- for a sea horse contract.
- 1257
- 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:40,556
- - Too fuckin' right.
- - Let's go.
- 1258
- 01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:42,591
- Go, I don't need you.
- 1259
- 01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:43,791
- I don't need any of you.
- 1260
- 01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:45,693
- Now there's been a change
- of plan.
- 1261
- 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,061
- Why, Alicia?
- 1262
- 01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:48,764
- The problem
- with all you superheroes
- 1263
- 01:12:48,765 --> 01:12:52,100
- is the wrong sorts
- always ended up with the powers.
- 1264
- 01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:53,868
- Just look at you all.
- 1265
- 01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:57,438
- No one would miss
- a few old people's powers.
- 1266
- 01:12:57,841 --> 01:13:02,009
- I'm going to create
- a perfect super-being.
- 1267
- 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:05,580
- I'm going to add
- all your power cells
- 1268
- 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,715
- to my youthful eggs,
- 1269
- 01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:12,787
- to mother the one
- that will defeat all others.
- 1270
- 01:13:13,390 --> 01:13:15,990
- You are gonna create
- this super-being and kill
- 1271
- 01:13:15,992 --> 01:13:16,991
- all these good folks?
- 1272
- 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,761
- - Like Jerry, huh?
- - Jerry was a mistake.
- 1273
- 01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,764
- But now I've perfected
- the process,
- 1274
- 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:25,166
- so these people won't die.
- Not that they deserve to live.
- 1275
- 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:29,771
- I'm so sick of all you
- tormented superheroes
- 1276
- 01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:32,073
- with all your darkness
- and your demons
- 1277
- 01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:33,975
- and there's so fucking many
- of you.
- 1278
- 01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:36,677
- Captain this, Super that,
- 1279
- 01:13:36,679 --> 01:13:40,581
- Doctor who-gives-a-shit.
- Hello, it's a crowded market.
- 1280
- 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:44,419
- All the world needs
- is one superhero.
- 1281
- 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,888
- Preferably one Maximum Justice,
- 1282
- 01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:49,023
- who isn't going to knock over
- a building
- 1283
- 01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:50,758
- that killed my parents.
- 1284
- 01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:54,095
- Your parents
- were in the Tower Block
- 1285
- 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:56,564
- - that fell in Brussels?
- - No.
- 1286
- 01:13:56,699 --> 01:13:58,833
- Well,
- not the skyscraper in Tokyo?
- 1287
- 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,134
- Guess again.
- 1288
- 01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:04,639
- The tenement building
- in New York City
- 1289
- 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:08,576
- that collapsed
- when I captured Dr. Left Eye.
- 1290
- 01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:13,080
- - Sorry, I...
- - Too late, Ray.
- 1291
- 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:16,184
- - You're all about to join them.
- - Alicia.
- 1292
- 01:14:43,112 --> 01:14:44,112
- Ted?
- 1293
- 01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:51,752
- Sorry, I kind of stole
- his powers and unfortunately,
- 1294
- 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:52,854
- - his smell.
- - Ugh.
- 1295
- 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:56,224
- Well, it's time to wake up
- and smell the justice.
- 1296
- 01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,006
- No.
- 1297
- 01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:15,009
- Stop.
- 1298
- 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,182
- Get up, Ray.
- 1299
- 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:22,984
- Get up.
- 1300
- 01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:36,931
- Ow, ow, oh! Ugh! Ugh!
- 1301
- 01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,268
- - Bitch.
- - No, you're a bitch.
- 1302
- 01:15:40,270 --> 01:15:43,971
- That was my hip, bitch.
- 1303
- 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:48,209
- My elbow. Ow, my tits.
- 1304
- 01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:54,148
- Now, Madera, I'm...
- 1305
- 01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:56,150
- Alicia, you look tired.
- 1306
- 01:15:56,619 --> 01:15:57,919
- Why don't you take a seat?
- 1307
- 01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,890
- Don't waste
- your breath, old man.
- 1308
- 01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:07,161
- I'll absorb your very soul.
- 1309
- 01:16:07,297 --> 01:16:09,063
- No.
- 1310
- 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:32,720
- Let go, Ray. Hmm, easy now.
- 1311
- 01:16:34,324 --> 01:16:35,356
- Give it up.
- 1312
- 01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:38,192
- He ain't giving up nothing
- to nobody, sister.
- 1313
- 01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:40,261
- Oh, it's the other one.
- 1314
- 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,828
- Thunder Thighs, Black Lace,
- whatever.
- 1315
- 01:16:41,831 --> 01:16:44,732
- The name is Total Thunder.
- 1316
- 01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:47,068
- And I'm gonna put you under.
- 1317
- 01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:50,905
- Put you under, what is that,
- an anesthetic thing?
- 1318
- 01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:54,308
- - Oh, it's when you bury...
- - Well, if it needs explaining.
- 1319
- 01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:55,810
- Oh, fuck you all.
- 1320
- 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:59,847
- Ow, I think
- I pulled something.
- 1321
- 01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:03,184
- Enough of this shit.
- 1322
- 01:17:05,388 --> 01:17:06,921
- You can't make a blunder
- 1323
- 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:09,323
- when you mess
- with Total Thunder.
- 1324
- 01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:12,093
- - Is that better now?
- - Eh.
- 1325
- 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,701
- Bingo.
- 1326
- 01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:23,771
- We're not here to play games,
- Alicia.
- 1327
- 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:26,407
- My powers have gone, Ray.
- She's taken them.
- 1328
- 01:17:28,111 --> 01:17:29,276
- I've got you.
- 1329
- 01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:31,646
- No, I won't let her
- get away with this.
- 1330
- 01:17:31,648 --> 01:17:32,713
- Okay, Ray.
- 1331
- 01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:35,950
- Time to... No.
- 1332
- 01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:37,818
- I peaked with "bingo".
- 1333
- 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:48,963
- Now I have all your powers,
- you can take a seat.
- 1334
- 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:56,404
- Ooh, you're looking
- a little cold there, Ray-Ray.
- 1335
- 01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:58,039
- Have a blankie.
- 1336
- 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:01,375
- - Ooh.
- - Heaven, no.
- 1337
- 01:18:02,245 --> 01:18:08,182
- How about a nice cup of tea?
- 1338
- 01:18:12,422 --> 01:18:13,688
- Now...
- 1339
- 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,923
- time to take out your teeth.
- 1340
- 01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:19,126
- - Alicia.
- - Ugh, please.
- 1341
- 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:23,030
- Ted, I took your powers.
- 1342
- 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,699
- What are you gonna do,
- bore me to death
- 1343
- 01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:25,767
- with one of your anecdotes?
- 1344
- 01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:28,369
- Oh, I don't need
- to bore you to death, Alicia.
- 1345
- 01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:32,373
- You see, nobody can absorb
- all our powers and live.
- 1346
- 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:33,974
- What are you talking about?
- 1347
- 01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:38,012
- The toxic cocktail
- is destroying you from within.
- 1348
- 01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:41,982
- Oh.
- 1349
- 01:18:41,984 --> 01:18:43,250
- I would go into details
- 1350
- 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,419
- but I don't think
- you'll last that long.
- 1351
- 01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:49,256
- "Just think of that as one
- of life's little upsy-daisies."
- 1352
- 01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,211
- That sure
- ain't no river dance, baby.
- 1353
- 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:27,962
- - All right.
- - Going. Going.
- 1354
- 01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,834
- Gone.
- 1355
- 01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:35,169
- Shit.
- 1356
- 01:19:35,772 --> 01:19:39,306
- Cleaner to the game room.
- 1357
- 01:19:41,844 --> 01:19:43,444
- - All right, though?
- - Yeah.
- 1358
- 01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:46,248
- Well...
- 1359
- 01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,250
- justice is served.
- 1360
- 01:19:50,486 --> 01:19:51,919
- Christ.
- 1361
- 01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:55,790
- Hang in there, buddy.
- We're gonna get you help.
- 1362
- 01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:58,492
- Okay?
- 1363
- 01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:01,228
- It's no good, Max.
- 1364
- 01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:03,197
- I'm done.
- 1365
- 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,065
- No.
- 1366
- 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,301
- No, no.
- 1367
- 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,804
- No, goddamn it. Don't you go
- dying on me, partner.
- 1368
- 01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:11,839
- That's right, we're partners.
- 1369
- 01:20:13,843 --> 01:20:16,577
- I am so sorry
- that I treated you...
- 1370
- 01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:19,480
- like just a sidekick, Ted.
- 1371
- 01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:22,183
- You're the real hero.
- 1372
- 01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:24,485
- You're my hero.
- 1373
- 01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,087
- I love you, man. Come on.
- 1374
- 01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:32,426
- I hate to bring up
- a point of logic,
- 1375
- 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:37,431
- but if Ted had cancer when
- his powers were absorbed,
- 1376
- 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:39,600
- the cancer would also have been
- sucked out,
- 1377
- 01:20:39,602 --> 01:20:44,071
- so, wouldn't that mean
- that he's fine now?
- 1378
- 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:46,407
- - Hmm?
- - Good point.
- 1379
- 01:20:49,946 --> 01:20:52,213
- Oh.
- 1380
- 01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:54,448
- - Howdy, partner.
- - Oh, you ass.
- 1381
- 01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:02,323
- ♪ Let the wind and the rain
- And the hail blow high ♪
- 1382
- 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:04,191
- ♪ Snow come shovelin'
- From the sky ♪
- 1383
- 01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,193
- ♪ She's as sweet
- As apple pie ♪
- 1384
- 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,262
- ♪ She'll get 'er own lad
- By and by ♪
- 1385
- 01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:10,064
- ♪ When she gets
- A lad of her own ♪
- 1386
- 01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,132
- ♪ She won't tell her ma
- When she goes home ♪
- 1387
- 01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:14,068
- ♪ Old Jenny Murphy
- Says she'll die ♪
- 1388
- 01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:16,203
- ♪ If she doesn't get the fellow
- With the roving eye ♪
- 1389
- 01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:18,106
- - Shimmy, Shimmy.
- - Moonlight, over here.
- 1390
- 01:21:18,107 --> 01:21:19,507
- - Moonlight, now please.
- - Maximum Justice.
- 1391
- 01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:21,142
- - Moonlight, please.
- - Maximum Justice.
- 1392
- 01:21:21,143 --> 01:21:22,943
- How did you work out
- that the residents
- 1393
- 01:21:22,945 --> 01:21:24,079
- were being robbed
- of their powers
- 1394
- 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,180
- - by the management?
- - Well...
- 1395
- 01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:30,418
- Celestro.
- 1396
- 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,519
- Checking in.
- 1397
- 01:21:32,521 --> 01:21:34,488
- Celestro,
- please over here.
- 1398
- 01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:36,223
- - Celestro...
- - Greetings.
- 1399
- 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,492
- Celestro,
- what was your role
- 1400
- 01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,226
- in the uncovering
- of this scandal?
- 1401
- 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:40,995
- Guys, guys,
- today's not about me.
- 1402
- 01:21:41,297 --> 01:21:44,265
- I was just the guy
- Maximum Justice
- 1403
- 01:21:44,634 --> 01:21:47,268
- came to for help and advice,
- 1404
- 01:21:47,270 --> 01:21:49,436
- like,
- the modern world crime fighting
- 1405
- 01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:51,639
- is literally light years away
- 1406
- 01:21:51,641 --> 01:21:53,340
- from what these guys
- were used to.
- 1407
- 01:21:53,542 --> 01:21:56,543
- So, I just want to impart
- a little bit of wisdom
- 1408
- 01:21:56,545 --> 01:21:58,646
- to all these splendid folks.
- 1409
- 01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:01,649
- Some "What would Celestro do"
- advice.
- 1410
- 01:22:01,651 --> 01:22:03,384
- You guys should check out
- my website, like,
- 1411
- 01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:04,952
- akumenang.com
- 1412
- 01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:07,955
- Or what would... do...
- 1413
- 01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:11,525
- ...Celes... Celestro do dot...
- 1414
- 01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:14,528
- Celestro loves...
- 1415
- 01:22:14,997 --> 01:22:16,497
- Hey, testing.
- 1416
- 01:22:16,499 --> 01:22:17,665
- Two, one, two.
- 1417
- 01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:19,967
- - Hey, stick around...
- - Hey, you old dog.
- 1418
- 01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:22,202
- - ...technical snafu...
- - Well...
- 1419
- 01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:25,673
- Amateur, yeah.
- 1420
- 01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:33,347
- Anybody up for a game
- of KerPlunk?
- 1421
- 01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:36,350
- - I'm going to kick your ass.
- - In your dreams, Pendle.
- 1422
- 01:22:36,352 --> 01:22:38,585
- Oh, will the
- excitement ever end?
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