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- You are Bobo the Clown, prized jester of the kingdom of Lidius, and a skilled
- wizard unbeknownst to all. You have been hired by the king as his personal magician,
- but you know that he is not who he claims to be
- > approach king
- The king approaches you with a smile on his face.
- "Hello my friend, I am King Robert of the Kingdom of Lidius".
- > tell joke
- "I am here today to perform for you, the king".
- The king laughs at your joke.
- "Very good, very good".
- He continues to laugh.
- > subtly cast detect magic on king
- You cast detect magic on the king who is now standing in front of you.
- "Hmm, it's you again".
- The king smiles and waves at you.
- "Yes, I'm here to entertain you, so what do you want?"
- > tell another joke
- "Well, I was once a knight called Sir Bedivere, but when I fell in love with
- a lady called Lady Alistair, she told me to marry her instead".
- > do a dance for the king
- You begin to dance for the king. He seems quite pleased by this.
- "Ah, that's much better... I like that one".
- The king begins to clap along with your song.
- > question king about his past
- "So... how did you come to be here?".
- King Robert looks down and sighs.
- "My father died when I was young, and I had no choice but to become a mercenary".
- > console him
- "It's alright, I understand..".
- The king looks up at you and smiles.
- "Thank you my friend, I'll remember this moment forever".
- He then turns around and walks away.
- "What a nice man", you think as he leaves
- > follow king from a distance
- You walk behind the king and keep an eye out for any guards or other dangers.
- The king soon disappears into the crowd and you continue following him. Eventually
- you reach a large ballroom where there are many people dancing and singing
- > blend in
- You don't really feel comfortable doing this, but you decide to blend in with
- the crowd.
- > chat with partygoers
- As you enter the room, you see several men and women dressed in fancy clothing.
- They look very pretty and you find yourself chatting with them. It occurs to
- you that they might be some sort of nobles, but you can't place them right now
- > keep an eye on the king
- You keep an eye on the king and try not to make too much noise. There must be
- something wrong with you, because the king quickly notices you.
- > look away
- You turn away and pretend to look for something under the table. The king notices
- this and starts laughing.
- > continue acting subtle until he looks away
- You continue to act quietly and slowly until the king looks away. You know that
- if you were bold enough to speak, you'd probably get arrested immediately. So
- you just stay quiet.
- After a few minutes, the king finally stops talking and turns towards you
- > look at king
- You stare at the king and notice that he has a small frown on his face.
- > tell morbid joke
- You tell a very morbid joke about a vampire. The king laughs and tells you to
- go ahead.
- > tell the best joke ever
- You tell the best joke ever. The king is shocked and goes silent.
- > cast greater joke level three
- You cast greater joke level three. The king is even more surprised than before.
- > cast laughing track
- You cast laughing track. The king's eyes widen and he stumbles back a bit.
- > cast fireball and begin juggling it
- You cast fireball and begin juggling it. The king falls backwards onto the floor
- and you watch in amazement as he burns alive
- > extinguish him and cast healing spell
- You cast healing spell and begin to heal the king. Unfortunately the flames still
- burn him and he dies.
- > cast resurrection
- You cast resurrection and bring him back to life. Unfortunately the flames still
- burn him and he dies
- > extinguish flames
- You extinguish the flames and the king comes back to life. Unfortunately the
- flames still burn him and he dies
- > cast fire extinguisher
- You cast fire extinguisher and put out all the fires. Unfortunately the flames
- still burn him and he dies
- > usurp the throne
- You usurp the throne and rule alone
- > become clown god
- You become clown god and start making everyone laugh. Everyone is happy and you
- have complete control over everything
- > smile knowingly
- You smile knowingly and say "I'm going to enjoy ruling this kingdom".
- > start war with neighboring kingdom
- You declare war on the neighboring kingdom and win easily
- > cause the eighth umbral calamity
- You cause the eighth umbral calamity by casting a curse upon your enemies. Your
- enemies die horribly and their bodies rot in the streets
- > say "I'm not clowning around anymore."
- You stop being clown god and say "I'm not kidding anymore"
- > retake clown god power
- You regain clown god powers and rule the land once again
- > cast greater laughter upon the nation
- You cast greater laughter upon the nation and everyone becomes happier
- > visit nearby town
- You visit nearby town and see people dancing and singing joyfully. You also see
- them eating human flesh. This causes you to laugh uncontrollably and you take
- control of the entire nation.
- > become chef
- You become chef and make everyone happy
- > make clam chowder made of human skin
- You make clam chowder made of human skin. People are happy, but they don't know
- why you're doing it. They just eat it because it tastes good.
- > bake banana cake
- You bake banana cake. Everyone loves it. It tastes delicious.
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