Buzzard (2014)

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<i>N [ Video Game Music]</i>

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<i>N [ Continues]</i>

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Come on.

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Geez.

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<i>N [ Theme Changes]</i>

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[Sighs]
This fuckin' thing.

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Fuckirf-

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Fuck!

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Fuckin' piece of shit.

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Fuckin' piece of-

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<i>[ Man]
No, it's Persona 4. The same thing.</i>

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Why do I have to spend
every evening fishing...

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when I could be studying for-

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You knovv, increasing my stats and-

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[ Mutters ]

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Can I call you back? That's awesome. Cool.

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Yeah. No, dude. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

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- See you.
- [ Handset Settles In Cradle]

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Hey, come on in. Sorry about that.

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Little bit of, uh, afternoon business.

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My name is James. Nice to meet you.

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Yeah, I'm Marty.

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So, Marty, they say you're looking
to close your checking account.

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- Yep.
- [ Pen Clicking]

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Any specific reason
that you want to leave First Federal?

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- Not really.
- Oh. Okay.

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Just let me or one
of my team members know...

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ifthere is <i>anything</i> that vve can do...

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- to improve ourselves in the future, okay?
- Oh, totally.

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And your last name, Marty?

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- Jackitansky. J-A-C-K-l-T-A-N-S-K-Y.
- [ Chuckles ]

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Oh, Whoa. “Y”?

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- Did you say?
- Yeah. S-K-Y.

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Okay, sorry.
Could you just start from the beginning?

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J-A-C-K-l-T-A-N-S-K-Y.

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K-Y. Is that Polish?

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White Russian.

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Most people think Polish.

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Jackitansky. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Well! Let's get the paperwork going.

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- Got the day off today?
- On break.

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Well, vve will make this quick and painless.

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I dorft Want them to wonder Where you are.
[ Chuckles ]

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No, that's cool, man.
They dorft even know that I'm gone.

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[ Laughs ]
Yeah.

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Oh, man, I can tell you,
I feel the same Way on my lunch break.

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- [ Chuckles ]
- No. I mean they think I'm still there.

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I've been gone for, like, two hours.

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Uh, so Where do you Work?

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First Federal.

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This building?

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No. The branch clown on Washington,
Mortgage Department.

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I'm a temp,
so they clon't keep track of us very well.

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Okay. Oh.

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Uh-
[ Exhales ]

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Yeah, let's get clown to business.

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I'm just gonna need you
to sign a fevv things.

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There we go.

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Down at the bottom, please.

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Just like that right clown there...

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and signature and date.

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- Okay.
- [ Clears Throat ]

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So hovv would you like
your remaining balance returned to you?

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Cash or cashiefis check?

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Cash is fine. Doesrft matter.

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I'll just go get your balance
from one of the tellers.

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Any specific Way you Want your money?

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It really doesrft matter.

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Okay. One moment.

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[Chattering Faint]

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[ James ]
Okeydokey. Here vve go.

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We got 100, 200, 50, 55...

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and 38 cents.

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- That's yours. This one is mine.
- Great.

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Is there anything else
that vve can do for you today?

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Uh, yeah, actually.

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All right. What would that be?

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I'd like to take advantage
of your free-checking promotion.

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I'm sorry. W-What's-

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The sign on the Window says you get $50..

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If you open a free checking account.

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Well, there are stipulations.

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You knovv, you can't just close one account
and open up another one.

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Why not?

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Well, first of all,
it doesrft apply to employees.

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I'm a temp.

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Well, then, uh...

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do you know that you need your checking
account to stay open for six months...

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or else there's a penalty?

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There vvasrft a penalty
when you just closed mine.

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And hovv long was it open?

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Today I happen to be celebrating...

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the six-month anniversary
of opening that account.

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[ Chuckles ]
Wh-

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Come on.

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Come on, you-

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This is a waste of my time.

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Not mine.

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You know you work for us'?

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I'm a temp.

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Doesrft look good at all.

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[Whispering]
It doesrft matter.

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Th-There's also
a minimum deposit required...

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to be eligible for the promotion.

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Well, I happen to have $255.38 right here.

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So-

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Can I ask you once again What was vvrong with
your original checking account?

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It's irrelevant.

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So you're just trying to cheat the system.

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Absolutely.

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For $50.

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Absolutely.

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[Typing 1

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[ Woman ]
Oh, my gosh.

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Marty, you've been gone for like an hour.

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Actually, Stacy,
ifs been more like three hours.

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- Hey, did my supplies come in yet?
- No.

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And I dorft believe
you vvere gone for three hours.

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I'm not stupid.

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[Whispering]
Dude.

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- Dude, check this out.
- What?

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New music CD from my CD pal Tariq.
[ Sniffles ]

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L-low long was that break, man'?

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- Three hours.
- Three hours?

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- You are gonna get busted, man.
- No, I won't.

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What were you doing for three hours?

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Man, I got the nuggets on three lives.

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Oh, yeah, right.
You carft even get to 'em on 25 lives.

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I did it, so suck it.

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- That game's stupid anyway.
- No, ifs sweet.

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[ Sighs ]
You ready for this, man?

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Come on.

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I think this is gonna be something
you really like.

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Okay, here we go.

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<i>N [ Electronic Pop]</i>

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Feel it for a second.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm. You like this?

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I: [Humming]

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Mmm. Kubes.

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- Whatever. Sit clown, Kubiak.
- Sorry, Kubes.

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Mmm. Mmm.
You dorft like this stuff, man?

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- It's not my thing.
- Oh, dude.

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- Come by at 5:30.
- Why?

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I brought in my subvvoofers from home.

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- What, are you gonna party in the office?
- Oh, totally. Totally.

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- Come by, dude.
- Yeah, sounds sweet.

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It Will be.

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<i>Employee of the week nominations,
they just came out.</i>

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- Mm-hmm.
- I might be up, Carol said.

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- Oh, cool.
- it'll be my fourth one in two years.

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Wow.

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[ Scoffs ]
You haven't been nominated once, dude.

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- No, I haverft.
- If you get six of 'em in one year...

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that's a 25-cent bonus.

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- What do you think about that?
- I doh't care, man.

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- I'm done with this crap job.
- You say that all the time.

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No, but I mean it, man. I dorft need it.

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I'm sick of Wasting my time here.

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I can make money anywhere.

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Oh, yeah, What, just like cheat McDonalcfs
for the rest of your life?

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Well, I got bigger things-

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Busy, guys?

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Um, I am.
I dorft know about Marty though, so-

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Oh, he's bothering me.

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- Good-bye, Derek.
- [ Scoffs ]

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Nice, dude. Butthole.

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- I have an easyjob for you, Marty.
- Cool.

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These came back as undeliverable...

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so try to look these people up
in the system...

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and if the address isrft updated...

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try to call them and get a current address.

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Otherwise, try the White Pages.

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Okay'? We just need
to make sure we have the right address.

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They're just some small checks for taxes
that they've overpaid on.

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Well-
[Sighs]

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I'll get to it, Carol, but, you know...

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I got a lot goin' on around here, so-

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You know What?
I'd like this finished by Friday.

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Okay? Whatever you carft find,
just give back to me.

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- Okay.
- All right. Thank you, Marty.

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Yep.

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[Sighs]

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Hello. This is Martin Jackitansky
from First Federal Mortgage.

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I was just calling to let-

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Say, hello?

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[ Scoffs ]

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Whatever.

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I was just calling to let you know
we got an envelope here that-

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No, please hold on. You're gonna Want to
hear this. This is good HEW-

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<i>[ Stacy]
Marty, why do you even need this stuff?</i>

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You know, we clon't
even have this type of printer.

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And this label maker?
This is like a $50 label maker.

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And these pens are
the most expensive pens in the catalog.

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And a heavy-duty stapler?

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Why do you even need this stuff?

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<i>What do you care'? We work at a bank.</i>

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<i>And we're temps.</i>

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Well, I'm getting hired in next month.

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That sounds terrible.

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[Sighs]

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- Hey, Carol.
- Hey, Marty.

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Uh, just gonna take
some stuff clown to Recycling here.

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Uh, that's fine,
but you know vve have people that do that.

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- Right?
- Yeah, I understand that...

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but, um, it was getting pretty full...

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and I just figured I'd grab a breath
of fresh air, you know.

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Well, okay. Suit yourself.

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Okay.

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<i>Hey, Mom. It's me, Marty.</i>

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I got your card in the mail today.

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Yeah. No, that's fine.
I forget it every year too.

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The reason I'm calling is,
you made the check out to Dana.

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Wait. What?

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I dorft know hovv to do that.
What do you mean?

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Just write my name on the back?

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All right, Whatever. it's cool.

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Yeah, everything's good at vvork. Yeah.

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No, ifs, uh-
They even asked me to be manager today.

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So that's pretty cool.

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Might do that.

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No, I- I've been good about it.

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Hey.

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No.

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Hey, Mom, I gotta go. Okay? I got a-

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I got a bunch of people Waiting for me.

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They're taking me out to dinner tonight, so-

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Yeah. Friends.

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Yeah, I got, like, 1O of 'em.

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Okay, anyway- Yeah.

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All right. Later.

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<i>N [ Speakers." Heavy Metal]</i>

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<i>N [ Volume Increases]</i>

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<i>N [ Man Singing, lndistinct]</i>

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<i>N [ Song Slows]</i>

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<i>N [ Normal Speed]</i>

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<i>N [ Slows]</i>

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Hey, vvhafs up, Zach?

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Uh, pretty good

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Ah. More returns. All right.

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You know it.

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Got some weird toner stuff.

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Uh-

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Ooh. Roller ball.

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Hmm.

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Stapler.

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All right, in-store credit or cash?

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Come on, dude.

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[Chuckles]
All right. Cash. Hang on.

249
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,852
Uh, then an

250
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,414
Then-
[ Groans ]

251
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,391
Looks like an Uh-

252
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,131
No, I bought 'em like two days ago.

253
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,097
Okay.

254
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,040
Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry.

255
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,771
Is this like a coupon for a free one...

256
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,370
or is this just gonna be 50 cents off?

257
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,574
What-

258
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,645
Oh! Beautiful.

259
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,516
All right, great. Yeah. Thank you.

260
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,316
- All right.
- [ Object Thumps]

261
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,379
- [ Derek] Hey, who you talking to?
- Hey.

262
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,254
- Yeah, no, I'm here.
- He's a liar and a cheater.

263
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,297
- Dude!
- [ Chuckles ]

264
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,160
Yeah, also my mailing address.
Yeah.

265
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,724
[Whispering]
Who you talking to?

266
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,463
Okay. That's it?

267
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,402
All right. Thank you.

268
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,202
- What's this?
- All right. Yep.

269
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,242
- What is this, dude?
- Definitely.

270
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,107
Sure.

271
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,839
Yep. Bye.

272
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,403
- Bye.
- What is this?

273
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,847
- Dude!
- What?

274
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,407
- Hey, come on.
- [ Chuckling ] What's this stupid drawing, man?

275
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:53,312
- What is this thing?
- it's something I'm making, man.

276
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,786
It's the plans.

277
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,691
This is plans for something you're making?

278
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,993
What is it, some Medieval butt-scratcher?

279
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,589
It's a glove.

280
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,464
- A glove?
- Yeah.

281
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,768
- It's actually kind of svveet.
- Yeah.

282
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,465
You're gonna make this?

283
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,406
With those things up there and stuff?

284
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,671
Yeah. They're blades.

285
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,711
Well, this looks like
a third-grader did it, man.

286
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,272
This blueprint- The scale's Way off.

287
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,840
Everything doesrft make sense.

288
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,613
If you Want a sweet blueprint of this...

289
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,449
I got this blueprint software
on my computer.

290
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,615
I'll give it to you for free.
it'll be Way better.

291
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,659
Don't bother, man.
I clon't ever even use my computer.

292
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,162
Yeah, What is that? You're scared of
technology and robots and stuff.

293
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,720
- With good reason.
- Yeah.

294
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,289
Come over to the party zone next week.

295
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,959
I'm getting a new computer installed.

296
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,264
That's gonna be
an awesome situation clown there.

297
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,134
- What is this party zone?
- Party zone-

298
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,504
I'm turning my basement into,
like, a party-zone thing, man.

299
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,304
I've told you about it before.

300
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,276
Hey, come on, man,
that's not your check, dude.

301
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,279
Whoa, vvhoa, Whoa.
That's not your check either.

302
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,908
Well, it vvill be,
if I carft find this persorfs address.

303
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,714
Those are the checks Carol gave you, huh?

304
00:17:56,775 --> 00:18:00,279
It does- You carft just
take someoneé check and make it yours, man.

305
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,018
- It cloesrTt work like that.
- Yeah, I can.

306
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,357
I will do it- all the Way to the bank.

307
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,918
- To the bank?
- Mm-hmm.

308
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,588
Dude, they're not gonna cash that.

309
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,724
I've worked here
for three months longer than you.

310
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,291
They can see the front and the back
of every one of those checks.

311
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,200
You're gonna get in trouble, dude.
it's not gonna vvork.

312
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,500
I dorft think that's true, man.
I'll ask Carol.

313
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,564
Ask her.

314
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,576
I'm just gonna sign it over to myself.

315
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,669
Hmm. So it'd be like the time
you were at Best Buy...

316
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,044
- switching the price tags on the CDs.
- [ Mutters ]

317
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,108
Now that was hilarious, man.
This is what this is gonna be like.

318
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,483
- It's not gonna be like that.
- Yeah, its gonna be like that.

319
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:34,183
No. My mom told me that I just have
to sign the persorfs name-

320
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,522
Whds this? Wayne Needler.

321
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:41,292
Just write Wayne... Needler.

322
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,425
Pay to the order of...

323
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:50,236
Martin... Jackitansky.

324
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,741
- That looks stupid.
- Ta-da.

325
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,074
Dude, What are you eating?

326
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,740
Like a Milky Way mini muncher
or something like that.

327
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,875
It's gross, dude. Stand back. Geez.

328
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,215
You're gonna get fired
for that, you know that.

329
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,811
[ Scoffs ]
I vvish.

330
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,379
- You wish?
- Mmm.

331
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,288
Dude, this job is awesome, man.

332
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,156
Dude, no, ifs not, man.

333
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,822
We get paid 9.50 an hour? That's bogus.

334
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,164
This crap mortgage company
doing this crap work.

335
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,964
Fuck 'em.

336
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:25,134
Marty, from this job alone
I got like $400 cash at my house.

337
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,870
What do you think about that?

338
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,176
Dude, in this stack alone, 2,000.

339
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:34,274
- Novv that's the real deal.
- [ Scoffs ]

340
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,943
Doesrft matter. You're not gonna do it.

341
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,681
You're gonna wuss out, as always.

342
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,245
You're not gonna do it.

343
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,984
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

344
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,753
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Not gonna happen.

345
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,384
Check this out.

346
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,569
Done.

347
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,137
You're the wuss.

348
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,343
Well, I'm gonna tell on you, so-

349
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,854
Hey, man, no you're not.
You're not gonna say anything to anybody.

350
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,117
- Okay, okay.
- You got it? Not Kubiak, not anybody.

351
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,749
- You understand?
- Okay. Chill out.

352
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:18,420
Ivvill strangle you.
lvvill break your neck and I will kill you.

353
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,521
- You got it?
- Okay! Psycho, man. Relax.

354
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,430
Geez.

355
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,059
- Let's go to Taco Bell.
- Fuck Taco Bell.

356
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,461
L-low can I help you'?

357
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,667
I got this check from my mom.

358
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:36,076
The thing is that
she accidently made it out to my sister...

359
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,444
and I'm not exactly sure hovv this Works...

360
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:42,315
but she said it's okay
if I just signed my name on the back...

361
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,445
and signed it over to myself,
and I could cash it that Way.

362
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:48,013
Let's take a look here.
it's has to be a First Federal check.

363
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,821
- Yeah.
- Which it is.

364
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,986
And ifs below vvhafs in your account...

365
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,257
<i>- so we can do that tor you today.
- Oh, great.</i>

366
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:57,425
- Yeah, it's only like 1 O bucks.
- Yeah.

367
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,327
Is there anything else?

368
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:03,999
Yeah. Um-

369
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,007
I- I've got a few, uh, extras here...

370
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,943
just like the last one...

371
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,744
Where they're signed over to myself.

372
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,681
So- I mean, it's just-

373
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,742
Let's take a look. Um-

374
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,454
- Right. Well, they're all First Federal.
- Mm-hmm.

375
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,497
And this is below What you have
in your account...

376
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:30,465
- so vve can do that for you.
- Yeah, they're all small.

377
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,795
And I can get cash back
for those checks right now?

378
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,635
Um, yes.

379
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,732
With checks that are signed over...

380
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,505
you just have to have
enough in your account to cover them...

381
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:44,979
- and you do, so I can- I can do that for you.
- Cool.

382
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:49,614
Oh, and, uh, you knovv,
if you're ever in a bind...

383
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:53,589
the best thing to do is just go to the ATM,
deposit your checks there...

384
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,057
and then you can withdraw 'em instantly.

385
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,524
Really?

386
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,586
Yeah.

387
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,963
Like right there at the ATM
I can just get cash?

388
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,332
Right there at the ATM.

389
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,302
People do it all the time.

390
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,169
Really?

391
00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,730
Beautiful.

392
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,666
<i>N [ Heavy Metal]</i>

393
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,837
Fuck!
[ Grunts ]

394
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,509
<i>N [ Man Singing, lndistinct]</i>

395
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,555
<i>N [ Continues, Muff/ed]</i>

396
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:05,487
[Groans lnhales]

397
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:19,499
You're late again.

398
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,297
Shit!

399
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:30,738
- [ Stacy] What? What is it?
- This stupid paper cutter out my hand.

400
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,305
Carol? Carol!

401
00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:35,681
- Carol!
- [Carol ] What? What's wrong?

402
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,742
- The paper cutterjust out Martyé hand off.
- What?

403
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,517
- No, it didn't out my hand 0/7?
- Oh, my- Oh, my goodness.

404
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:43,082
Marty- Oh! Stacy, uh, first aid kit.

405
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,059
Ow. What were you doing?

406
00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:47,687
Carol, ifs broken.
It came right dovvn on my hand.

407
00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:50,665
Marty, you have to be more careful.
Oh, my goodness.

408
00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,395
- First aid kit.
- Great. Great.

409
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:54,869
Okay, you guys, back to vvork.
Let's get to my office.

410
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,769
[ Man ]
Did you have your hand right in the middle?

411
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,274
Christopher, Derek, back to work, please.

412
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,369
I'll Wash this out too.
It should come right out, so-

413
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:04,414
Blood stains, Marty.

414
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:06,540
- [ Chuckling]
- [Carol ] Marty,

415
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,075
<i>Here we go.</i>

416
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:13,645
- Let's get you to Med Tech.
- Okay.

417
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,749
And this vvorft cost anything, right?

418
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:17,851
No. Of course not.

419
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,763
There you go.

420
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:33,810
It's gonna leave a little scar,
but it should heal soon. Okay?

421
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,236
Oh, man, that sucked.

422
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:40,979
- So you said this happened today?
- Yeah.

423
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,882
At Work?

424
00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:47,083
- Yeah. Like an hour ago.
- An hour ago?

425
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:49,983
Maybe two hours.

426
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,289
Mmm. Looks like an older out.

427
00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:54,023
Like a day or so.

428
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:57,496
Well, I- I dorft know.

429
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,263
[ Mutters ]

430
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,894
Hmm.

431
00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,342
You dorft have health insurance, do you?

432
00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:21,546
[Sighs]

433
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:22,956
No.

434
00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:25,821
Hmm.

435
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,764
Okay. Keep it cold for the first 24 hours.

436
00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:33,029
After that, change the gauze
every four hours.

437
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:37,039
A nurse is gonna be in here to give you an
ointment to apply over it. Okay?

438
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,597
- Really?
- Yeah, that's it.

439
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:42,201
When you leave,
go to the front desk and do the paperwork.

440
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,747
- That's it?
- Have a good day, Marty.

441
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,113
<i>[ Carol]
Hey. Come in. Have a seat.</i>

442
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,879
l-low's your hand'?

443
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,942
Uh, okay.

444
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,421
- Got some stitches.
- Ooh. Yikes.

445
00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,389
Does that still hurt?

446
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,723
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Oh.

447
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,819
Did they send the paperwork over?

448
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,524
- They said they were gonna fax it.
- Oh, yeah, they sent it over.

449
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,089
Okay.

450
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:06,226
Everything3 cool with that?
There's no problems?

451
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,101
- Problem?
- Uh, just Whatever.

452
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,401
No. Everything should be in order.

453
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,037
- Is that it?
- Um, yeah.

454
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:16,238
- You finish the stack of checks?
- Mm-hmm.

455
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,247
Okay. Good.

456
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,374
- Got 'em all done.
- All of them?

457
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:22,315
Yeah. I dorft know. It was pretty easy.

458
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,911
Wow. So you mailed them out?

459
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,819
Gave 'em to Stacy then?

460
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,793
Marty. Did you give the checks to Stacy?

461
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,927
No. I mailed 'em myself.

462
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,624
How?

463
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,759
Just put stamps on 'em.

464
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,429
You paid the postage yourself?

465
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,939
No. I found some stamps.

466
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:47,238
Stacy has a postage meter at her desk.

467
00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:51,804
Yeah, I knovv,
but I had some old stamps in my drawer...

468
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,907
that I just thought I'd use up, so-

469
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,976
- So they're gone already?
- Yep.

470
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,054
Okay. I guess we'll just have
to wait till next week...

471
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,887
<i>and see ti they start to get cashed then.</i>

472
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:07,260
- Okay?
- Uh, hovv do you do that?

473
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:10,527
I know the fund they get drawn from,
so thats pretty easy.

474
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,767
Right. Cool.

475
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,669
You know What? If you're really
interested in the process...

476
00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:19,368
then from there vve can view a scan
of the front and back.

477
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,172
You know, for security.

478
00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:23,075
- Security?
- Yeah, security.

479
00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:26,479
We have access to the exact images
of all the checks.

480
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,848
You know, just in case
there's a problem with them.

481
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:33,646
Make sense? Marty.

482
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:47,600
- [ Objects Clattering ]
- [ Marty Grumbling]

483
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:50,265
Fuck! Fuck!

484
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,501
Fuck!
[Grumbling]

485
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,570
Marty?

486
00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:04,013
- Dude, vvhafs up?
- Nothin'. I'm fine.

487
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,021
- Did you get fired?
- No.

488
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,954
It's 'cause of your hand thing, right?

489
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:11,186
- You got fired, didn't you?
- No. Get the fuck outta here, man.

490
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,855
Or is it the checks?
The checks or your hand. You got fired.

491
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,023
Dude, Walk away!

492
00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:18,490
I just gotta pee, man.

493
00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:21,560
Mmm.

494
00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:27,699
Are you just gonna stand there and watch me?

495
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,268
That's Weird.

496
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,275
Mmm.

497
00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:35,375
- Hey.
- What?

498
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,920
- Let me crash at your place.
- What?

499
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:39,785
Yeah, let me stay in your basement.

500
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:41,187
[ Scoffs ]
Dorft-

501
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,385
Don't talk to me right now.
Don't look at me. I'm peeing.

502
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,223
- Dude, come on.
- Dude, I'm peeing.

503
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,559
You 93)' Pervert!
[ sighs ]

504
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,532
Dude, I am not joking around here, man.

505
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,235
Hold on.

506
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:58,069
[ Grunts, Chuckles]

507
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,905
[ Sighs ]
You wanna stay in the basement, huh?

508
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,467
Yeah.

509
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,138
You ready to dive into the party zone?

510
00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:06,204
I dorft know What that even means.

511
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:08,444
Come on, man, the party zone.
I told you, I redid my basement.

512
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:10,782
- Novv ifs all party zone-
- Oh, God. Whatever, man.

513
00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:14,517
I just carft go home right now, all right?
The shit is not cool.

514
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,492
There's like private
surveillance cameras all over my place.

515
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:20,723
[ Chuckles ]
Dude, you're such a chicken, man.

516
00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:23,698
No. Carol can see who cashes checks.

517
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,291
- I told you.
- Shh!

518
00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:27,427
- Shut up.

519
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,563
I told you. I'm right. You're wrong.

520
00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:32,073
Whatever, man.
I just carft go home right now, all right?

521
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,406
So I need a place to stay.

522
00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:35,808
Mmm.

523
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:41,506
- You need a place to stay, huh?
- Yeah.

524
00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:45,783
Well, two rules when it comes
to the party zone.

525
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,324
First, you bring your own controllers.

526
00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:49,722
Second...

527
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,957
ifs my rules.

528
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,624
Third, if you dorft wanna party...

529
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,895
you're in the Wrong spot.

530
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,459
Got it?

531
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:05,468
This isn't gonna be a party-zone thing, man.

532
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,033
Well, then no deal.

533
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,170
Dude, I'm 00min' over tonight.

534
00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:12,078
Be prepared to party then.

535
00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,116
Dork.

536
00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,083
Fuckin' loser.

537
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:25,316
Fuck!

538
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,558
[ Footsteps ]

539
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:59,518
When it goes through then it-

540
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,530
Yeah. lt'd come out like a cyborg...

541
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,156
with, like, fillings...

542
00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,633
um, artificial hip.

543
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:06,896
Whatever.

544
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:10,167
Hey, dude, I'm gonna see you
in a little bit, man, so-

545
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:15,133
Yeah, all right. All right, later, dork.

546
00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:19,243
[ Mutters ]

547
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,560
[Typing 1

548
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,307
Hi there. l-low can I help you'?

549
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:28,108
Is Zach working today?

550
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,947
No.

551
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,852
He's usually the one
that helps me with returns.

552
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:35,481
I'm sure I can help. What's goin' on?

553
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,048
I clon't know, man.

554
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,822
It's a lot of stuff.

555
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,467
Guess so.

556
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:53,475
Yeah. I double ordered online, so-

557
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:56,137
Just lookin' to get my money back.

558
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,180
You have a receipt?

559
00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:01,308
No. I didn't- I didn't print one off.

560
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,875
Order number?
Should be able to look it up that Way.

561
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,948
Zach doesrft usually ask for it...

562
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:11,459
so I never think to write it clown
or bring it with me.

563
00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,655
Can I see your ID?

564
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,220
ID. Yeah.

565
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:20,028
I do not have that, man. I totally forgot.

566
00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:23,197
Look, I make returns here all the time.
This is crazy.

567
00:34:23,261 --> 00:34:26,003
Mm-hmm. I'm sure you do.

568
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,839
I'm gonna get my supervisor on the phone.

569
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,812
- See if I can get her to sort this out.
- Hold on. You know What?

570
00:34:30,868 --> 00:34:32,848
My boss ordered those.

571
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:36,215
So I just remembered
that it should be under his account.

572
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:40,745
- Your boss ordered it?
- Mm-hmm.

573
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,758
- It's under his account.
- Yeah.

574
00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:45,857
Whats the name of the business?

575
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,789
Goddamn. Fuck!

576
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,326
Fuck!

577
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,271
[ Footsteps Continue ]

578
00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:15,814
[ Footsteps Stop ]

579
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,621
[ Knocking ]

580
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,132
[ Derek Whispering ]
You vvoke my dad, man. Come on.

581
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:32,864
[ Door Closes ]

582
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,276
Sorry, Dad. It was just Marty.

583
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:47,112
[ Mutters ]

584
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,315
Down here.

585
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,428
Dude, stay right there. Stay right there.

586
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,728
Wait on the steps. I've been working on
this. You're gonna love it.

587
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,702
[ Muttering ]

588
00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:04,103
<i>- ./'./' [ Speakers." Electronic Pop ]
- N' [Derek Humming]</i>

589
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,735
- You ready?
- Yes.

590
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,799
<i>Okay, okay, okay.
Here we go. Here we go.</i>

591
00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:12,410
[Derek imitating Mechanical Whirring]

592
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:18,982
Ladies and gentlemen...

593
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,616
Welcome to the party zone.

594
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,988
Mmm- Oh.

595
00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:25,652
Dude, What are you doing?

596
00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:27,525
- What are <i>you</i> doing?
- [ Scoffs ]

597
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,794
I'm doing the party-zone thing, man.

598
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,357
Yeah, I guess.

599
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:33,834
<i>U [ stops J</i>

600
00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:35,632
Well, Welcome to the basement.

601
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,037
Put your Hot Pockets in the fridge
and you sleep on the couch...

602
00:36:38,095 --> 00:36:40,632
and I'll kill the party lights.

603
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,541
Come on in, dude.

604
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,045
This is lame.

605
00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:46,638
- Ahh.
- This couch sucks.

606
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,048
Uh, dorft stay here, complainer.

607
00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:50,779
<i>N [ Video Game Music]</i>

608
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:54,515
Just clon't let anyone clown here,
all right'?

609
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:57,423
Um, too bad. it's my house, my rules.

610
00:36:57,481 --> 00:37:00,052
It's your dads house.

611
00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:02,222
It's still my family's property.

612
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:07,662
My point is, this is my area now.

613
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:11,832
- This is Where I'm staying. This is my space.
- Hmm.

614
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:17,812
When you came in you saw OD tower,
work OD tower.

615
00:37:17,868 --> 00:37:20,906
I have Word-processing CDs in that tower.

616
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:24,112
This is my spot.
it's my party zone, like I said.

617
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,951
So if you dorft like the rules...

618
00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:28,957
go somewhere else.

619
00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:31,186
- Party zone.
- Yeah.

620
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,585
You're gonna see-

621
00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:35,597
You're gonna see vvhafs
going on here with this game.

622
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,496
I've had it like a week and a half.

623
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:40,798
I'm the best I've ever known
of anybody on this game.

624
00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,474
You've never even seen level 10.

625
00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:49,872
Watch this. Watch this.

626
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,039
One, two, three. Jump.

627
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,605
Extra life.

628
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,445
[Sniffles]

629
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:10,524
Watch this. Under. Over. Boom.

630
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,904
Huh. Uh-huh.

631
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:22,174
- What are you doing?
- Just getting comfortable.

632
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:26,375
Oh, I dorft know if I'm ready for that, man.
Keep 'em on.

633
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:29,384
- All your clothes, keep 'em on.
- What?

634
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,442
I dorft Want you
taking off your clothes in front of me.

635
00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,079
Gay-wad stuff.

636
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,782
[ Scoffs ]

637
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,629
Whoa. Whoa. What are you doing?

638
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:43,097
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to lay clown, man. Sooooh clown.

639
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,499
- You put your feet on me. - Yeah. Sooooh
clown, man. I'm trying to stretch out.

640
00:38:46,557 --> 00:38:49,265
Dude, gay. Dorft do this.

641
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,500
Well, I'm trying to go to bed, man.

642
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:52,939
- Go to bed?
- Yeah.

643
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,305
- At 8:30?
- Yes.

644
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:56,072
- You're tired?
- Yes.

645
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:58,443
- You're serious?
- I am.

646
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,504
- What am I supposed to do?
- I dorft-

647
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:02,915
Go change your dads diaper. What do I care?

648
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,476
Dude, my dad doesrft Wear diapers.
You know that.

649
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:08,820
- Rude.
- Well, go feed him or Whatever.

650
00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,688
D- He's gonna eat at 10:00.

651
00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:12,921
I have an hour and a half.
I wanna get to level 10.

652
00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:15,190
- I dorft have anything else to do.
- I dorft care.

653
00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:17,391
I'm trying to lay clown here, okay'?

654
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,628
- Get some rest, all right'? So-
- This isn't gonna work.

655
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,192
Stop it.

656
00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:23,295
Stop it, man.

657
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,841
What I'm gonna do, is I'm
gonna take my controller.

658
00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:28,172
I'm gonna take it upstairs,
and since you didn't bring yours...

659
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:31,669
- you're screwed.
- I dorft care.

660
00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:33,807
Here. Watch this.

661
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,010
<i>- [ Woman On TV, Faint]
- Hmm.</i>

662
00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,781
<i>Growing Pains. Hope you like reruns.</i>

663
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:40,948
- I do.
- Yeah. I bet you do.

664
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:43,956
“Jackinoffsky.”

665
00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:45,357
Loser.

666
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,913
<i>N [ Video Game Music]</i>

667
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:30,696
[ Derek, Muffled ]
All right, coming back, believe it or not.

668
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,798
[ Man ]
Man, I carft believe it.

669
00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:36,003
Oh. I gotta get into my mood here.

670
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:43,084
Geez.
[ Laughs ]

671
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,383
Man, if I had to go through this every day,
I would 07s.

672
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:49,547
Okay.

673
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,650
[ Continues, Faint]

674
00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:54,059
- Feeling left out.
- it's just for fun.

675
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,928
It really is. I just do it for a kick.

676
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:59,126
I dorft take a lot of this seriously.

677
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:02,000
I take the impersonation itself seriously...

678
00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:06,064
but as far as really wanting to be like
Olivia Newton-John, be Olivia Newton-John-

679
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,474
[ Faint ]
Olivia's Olivia.

680
00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:10,170
[ Continues ]

681
00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:12,680
I'm a guy, but I love Olivia.

682
00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:17,514
<i>[ People (Shattering On TV, Faint]</i>

683
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:41,640
This is-

684
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:46,042
You gotta give me a little more room, man.
You gotta give me room.

685
00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:49,107
- You've got plenty of room.
- No, my Wiener is right on the bar.

686
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,813
My vvienefis on the bar,
and I dorft Want yourvviener near my butt-

687
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:53,355
My vvienefis not near your butt.

688
00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:56,016
I know, but if it cloes,
like, it's just gonna ruin it all.

689
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,753
It's just gonna ruin it.

690
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,560
Okay. That's enough.

691
00:42:04,622 --> 00:42:08,297
- <i>./'./' [Electronic Pop]</i>
- [ <i>Derek] Okay,</i> dude, <i>ifs</i> 14-1.

692
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,804
<i>Here we go.</i>

693
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,703
[ Muttering, Chomping]

694
00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,979
[ Muttering, Chomping Continue]

695
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,707
Aw, clang it.

696
00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:28,448
Dang it.

697
00:42:37,187 --> 00:42:38,996
I can do more.

698
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,058
I'm gonna beat my old record, I think.

699
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,165
Dang it.

700
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,902
[ Groans ]

701
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:53,409
Keep 'em coming, man.

702
00:42:57,107 --> 00:42:58,780
I'm doing pretty good.

703
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,582
Hey, ifs too much, Marty.

704
00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:06,491
- Slow it clown.
- No, man. You're doing well.

705
00:43:06,550 --> 00:43:08,120
- Uh-uh.
- Doing very good.

706
00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,165
- Slow it clown, man.
- No, keep it going, man.

707
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:11,722
[ Indistinct]

708
00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:13,325
- This is-
- [ Coughing]

709
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,230
Marty, slow it clown.

710
00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:20,606
Marty, slow it clown.

711
00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:23,435
[Coughing]

712
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,605
[ Groans ]

713
00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:27,706
Marty, that's too much.

714
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,876
Okay, look.

715
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,977
Marty, stop it, man. My-

716
00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:35,554
[Coughing]

717
00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:40,219
Stop, man.

718
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,286
Oh.

719
00:43:42,353 --> 00:43:44,594
L-low many was that'?

720
00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:46,896
- Oh, you got a lot, man.
- l-low many exactly?

721
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,938
I'll print out an award for you,
for your cubicle.

722
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,296
Really?

723
00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:54,468
<i>N [ Speakers." Hip-hop]</i>

724
00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,878
[ Derek ]
Okay, here we go.

725
00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:00,381
[ Mutters ]

726
00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:02,144
- [ Object Thuds]
- [ Derek Groans]

727
00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:04,345
No points. Damn.

728
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,426
[ Marty ]
What's the score?

729
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,361
I think ifs 0-0 now.

730
00:44:14,418 --> 00:44:16,261
I made a comeback.

731
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,425
No, I got at least negative 1.

732
00:44:19,556 --> 00:44:21,092
Okay, 0 to negative 1.

733
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:24,662
Just give me a second. Give me a minute.

734
00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:27,334
I like it like that. Mm-hmm.

735
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,639
Okay, dude.

736
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,202
I'm ready.

737
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,141
- [Thuds]
- Whoa!

738
00:44:34,204 --> 00:44:36,275
Was that a tennis ball?
You're supposed to use a sock, dude.

739
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,876
Wha-
[ Groans ]

740
00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:39,887
Not now. Come on, man.

741
00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,513
Throw a-
[Sharp Groan]

742
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:43,615
- [ Coughing]
- I'm turning off this crap music.

743
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,558
No, dude, this is my song, man.

744
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:47,027
[ Groans ]

745
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:48,461
[ Derek ]
Okay, that was in the butthole.

746
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,590
<i>N [ Video Game Music]</i>

747
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,733
[ Mutters ]
No.

748
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:56,294
You're gonna lose to this guy.

749
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,636
You're gonna lose to him.

750
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,802
- Anybody ask about me at Work?
- Nope.

751
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,367
Really? Nobody?

752
00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:06,070
Just Carol.

753
00:45:07,471 --> 00:45:09,144
Whafd you tell her?

754
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,517
She asked where you were, so I tolcl her you
weren't coming in this week.

755
00:45:12,576 --> 00:45:15,455
No, dude, you just say that I'm sick.

756
00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:21,823
That's- That's What I said. That he's sick
and he's not coming in this week.

757
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,694
Yeah- Yeah, but how would you know...

758
00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:25,825
that I'm gonna be gone for the entire week'?

759
00:45:27,758 --> 00:45:31,035
I'll tell her tomorrow that you're really,
really sick.

760
00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,768
No-
[Sighs]

761
00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:35,606
Just dorft say anything.

762
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:37,168
- All right?
- Fine.

763
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:39,510
I'll send some e-mails or something.
I dorft know. Whatever.

764
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,072
Fine.

765
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:44,441
Did anybody ask about the checks?

766
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:48,312
Uh- Ye-

767
00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:52,190
Carol asked me
if you really did mail 'em out.

768
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,229
I just-

769
00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:57,231
I told her that I didn't know
and it vvasrft a big deal-

770
00:45:57,287 --> 00:45:59,699
Dude, why didn't you
tell me any of this earlier?

771
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,634
'Cause I told her that I didn't even know.

772
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:05,606
- So ifs not a big deal.
- Yeah, ifs a huge deal.

773
00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:10,407
Why do you think that she told you, man?

774
00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:12,469
'Cause we're- we're friends.

775
00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:15,449
[ Scoffs ]
No.

776
00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,713
We're vvork friends.

777
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,311
I know.

778
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:23,323
She told you because you suck at lying.

779
00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:25,360
Everybody at the office
knows you suck at lying.

780
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:27,258
Why are you being such a baby about it?

781
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:30,855
Just go back to vvork and bring all your
checks, and you'll be fine.

782
00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:32,901
I carft just bring the checks back.

783
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,799
I already told Carol that I mailed 'em out.

784
00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:37,737
- Then mail 'em out.
- I dorft have the addresses.

785
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,570
Look them up in the White Pages.

786
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,132
No-

787
00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:43,200
You're just making this Way Worse.

788
00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:46,441
[Sighs]

789
00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:50,246
- I'm keeping them.
- Oh, that's a bad idea, dude.

790
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:54,084
That's why I gotta
cash those checks right away.

791
00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:56,385
[ Sighs ]
You're gonna get in trouble, dude.

792
00:46:59,283 --> 00:47:00,956
I'm sorry, man.

793
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,668
- [ <i>Clicks</i> ]
<i>- 1U' [ Wdeo Game Music' j</i>

794
00:47:11,695 --> 00:47:13,197
I'm sorry, dude.

795
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,878
Here.

796
00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:22,008
You can play the rest of my guy.

797
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,983
I dorft care.

798
00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:27,454
Here. Play my guy.

799
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,686
Come on, Marty. I'm sorry.

800
00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:34,922
You're freaking out. Relax.

801
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:41,368
Marty. Hello.

802
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,533
Come on, Marty.

803
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:48,400
- Hello.
- What?

804
00:48:06,650 --> 00:48:08,823
<i>N [ Video Game Music]</i>

805
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,063
[Thumps]

806
00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:18,869
[Sirens Blaring, Faint]

807
00:48:18,929 --> 00:48:21,068
- Ff/Ofi]
- [Sirens Continue]

808
00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:31,114
Derek?

809
00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:34,087
- [Thumps]
- Derek!

810
00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,681
<i>N [ Stereo." Hip-hop Reggae]</i>

811
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,853
[Gulping 1

812
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,419
Mmm.

813
00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:47,224
Mmm.

814
00:48:51,128 --> 00:48:52,630
I feel good.

815
00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:55,601
[ Clears Throat ]

816
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,202
<i>N [ Continues]</i>

817
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:58,769
[ Exhales ]

818
00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:00,837
I'm ready now, man. Do it.

819
00:49:00,904 --> 00:49:02,406
[Grunts]

820
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:05,680
Dude! You hit my glasses.

821
00:49:05,742 --> 00:49:07,244
[ Marty ]
What?

822
00:49:08,979 --> 00:49:10,652
Okay, you just pretty much lost...

823
00:49:10,714 --> 00:49:13,388
so I get a free shot at you right now.

824
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:16,397
Dude, I carft believe that.

825
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:19,696
Whatever, man. I'm psyching you out.

826
00:49:19,756 --> 00:49:21,997
Oh, What are you gonna do,
cheat me more now?

827
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:24,762
What are you doing?

828
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,213
What do you got, man?
You can only use your hand.

829
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:35,443
Whatever you're doing is gonna be-

830
00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:38,611
This doesrft make- I get a free throw at
you, so you carft cheat.

831
00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:46,493
Oh! No way!

832
00:49:48,218 --> 00:49:50,789
- When did you finish it?
- A couple of days ago.

833
00:49:50,854 --> 00:49:52,800
Oh, that's sweet.

834
00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:55,200
- Let me try it on.
- No.

835
00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:57,431
Come on. Let me try it on.

836
00:49:57,494 --> 00:50:00,236
- Cut your arm off, man.
- That is awesome.

837
00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:02,834
- I bet ifs hot that sharp.
- Yeah, it is.

838
00:50:02,899 --> 00:50:05,345
- Here.
- [ Rustling ]

839
00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:07,643
What if I threw a Bugle at it?

840
00:50:08,772 --> 00:50:10,718
Right in half, out of thin air.

841
00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:13,084
<i>_</i> [ Rustling ]
- Okay.

842
00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:15,987
I'm gonna throw two Bugles.
I'm gonna throw three Bugles at you.

843
00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:19,186
- I'll get 'em all.
- If one of 'em gets out in half, I'll believe you.

844
00:50:19,249 --> 00:50:20,250
- You ready?
- Yeah.

845
00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:21,318
- You sure?
- Yeah.

846
00:50:21,385 --> 00:50:22,386
- Here they come.
- Okay.

847
00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:23,954
- Let's go.
- Do it.

848
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,267
[ Laughs 1

849
00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:30,498
Dude, that vvas embarrassing, man.

850
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,801
Those things are not sharp.
That sucks.

851
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:34,570
I'll sharpen it up a little.

852
00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:38,204
No. It sucks, man.
It looks cool, but those arerft even sharp.

853
00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:39,770
Couldrft even do anything with that.

854
00:50:39,836 --> 00:50:42,077
I thought it was kind
of scary at first and sweet.

855
00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:44,278
But ifs not that sweet. it's like a toy.

856
00:50:44,341 --> 00:50:47,117
The scary employee of the week...

857
00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:50,351
wrinkled shrimp-dick motherfucker!

858
00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:54,027
I accept the challenge.

859
00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:03,832
[whirring]

860
00:51:16,273 --> 00:51:19,482
[Grunts]

861
00:51:23,346 --> 00:51:25,383
Your mind games dorft vvork on me.

862
00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:34,892
<i>'</i> [Grunts]
- [ Laughs]

863
00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,699
- Geez, man.
- [ Laughs ]

864
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:41,334
- I am king of the land!
- Go to hell.

865
00:51:41,398 --> 00:51:43,400
Oh! Oh! Oh!

866
00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,504
Dude, you out me.
You out me. You out me.

867
00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:47,571
- Go get something. Stop the bleeding.
- All right.

868
00:51:47,637 --> 00:51:49,844
I'm gonna bleed.
I'm gonna bleed. Dude, hurry up.

869
00:51:49,906 --> 00:51:51,977
Oh, my gosh. Get a shirt.

870
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,578
Get a shirt or something.

871
00:51:53,643 --> 00:51:55,145
Not that shirt.
That's my Souhdgardeh shirt.

872
00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,249
- Dude, you dorft even listen to them.
- it doesrft matter.

873
00:51:57,314 --> 00:51:58,850
Get something else. Oh, my gosh.

874
00:51:58,915 --> 00:52:01,191
I'm gonna bleed soon, dude.
I'm gonna start bleeding.

875
00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:03,253
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
- Here.

876
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,163
- Oh!
- Geez.

877
00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:06,963
Oh, look at that.

878
00:52:07,023 --> 00:52:09,526
Oh! Oh!

879
00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:11,903
Do you think that's gonna bleed?

880
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,533
- Dude, ifs not even out.
- I knovv, but-

881
00:52:14,598 --> 00:52:16,635
I'm gonna start bleeding, right?

882
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,702
- Man-
- Oh, that's bad.

883
00:52:18,768 --> 00:52:20,645
This is unbelievable.

884
00:52:20,704 --> 00:52:24,117
Those things arerft even sharp, dude.
They suck.

885
00:52:24,174 --> 00:52:26,745
Pssh. Lame.

886
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,313
So you just send the coupons
in the mail then.

887
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:32,983
Beautiful.

888
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:36,021
Yeah. Jackitansky.

889
00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:43,896
So, I'm already in the system?

890
00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:49,875
Well, that was like two Weeks ago.
Different problem.

891
00:52:49,933 --> 00:52:51,913
[Thumps]

892
00:52:51,968 --> 00:52:53,914
[Rustling]

893
00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,972
Can you hold on one second?

894
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,816
<i>_</i> [ Dog Barking ]
- [Thumps]

895
00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:09,553
Hey, What time is it?

896
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,559
Man, What time zone are you in?

897
00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:17,961
L-low many hours behind? What-

898
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,703
Man, that's a strange vvork schedule, dude.

899
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,335
[Thumps]

900
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:32,978
Yeah, you know What? I'm just gonna have
to call you back, all right?

901
00:53:34,911 --> 00:53:36,413
- All right.
- [ Beeps ]

902
00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:46,457
Derek?

903
00:53:47,824 --> 00:53:49,735
[Thumps]

904
00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:54,642
- Derek!
- [ Footsteps ]

905
00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:56,869
What?

906
00:53:56,933 --> 00:53:59,311
- When did you get home?
- None of your butt Wax.

907
00:53:59,369 --> 00:54:01,610
Whats all that banging going on up there?

908
00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:04,743
That's my dads microwave.
I just brought it in. I had to move it.

909
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:06,617
- Did you get a microwave?
- Yeah.

910
00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:08,485
Heat up this Hot Pocket for me.

911
00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,547
You have a toaster oven.

912
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:13,288
- It sucks, dude. It cooks it all uneven.
- Too bad.

913
00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:16,331
Come on, man.
Heat this thing up for me.

914
00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:19,765
No. Besides, those two l-lot Pockets you ate,
those were mine.

915
00:54:19,823 --> 00:54:21,598
I was gonna take them to lunch tomorrow.

916
00:54:21,658 --> 00:54:24,832
Come on, man. I'll go get some coupons
from my apartment for you later.

917
00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:28,637
Oh, I dorft Want coupons. I Want real Hot
Pockets. Carft eat a stupid coupon.

918
00:54:28,698 --> 00:54:30,678
Fine. I'll pick some up at the store then.

919
00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:35,615
Right now. Hot Pockets
and a big-ass Mountain Dew. Buy it.

920
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:39,778
- I-I'll do it later.
- Yeah, right.

921
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:42,756
You haven't even left the basement
since you've been here.

922
00:54:42,812 --> 00:54:44,883
L- I Went out earlier today.

923
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,928
Yeah. I saw you outside today...

924
00:54:46,983 --> 00:54:48,860
taking a big dump on the front lawn.

925
00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:50,955
- Not.
- Yes, I did.

926
00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:54,491
Get me Hot Pockets and a big-ass
Mountain Dew. Tonight.

927
00:54:55,592 --> 00:54:57,731
- Do it.
- Dare me?

928
00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,899
I dare you right now.

929
00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:02,967
I straight up dare you, man. Do it.

930
00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:07,538
[ Clears Throat ]

931
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,912
- [ Clerk] What's up, man?
- Hey.

932
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:13,386
- That it for you?
- Yeah.

933
00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:16,287
You have any of the regular cheddar?

934
00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:17,848
Those are cheddar.

935
00:55:17,914 --> 00:55:19,894
No, man, these are ham and cheddar.

936
00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:21,553
It's the only cheddar we got.

937
00:55:21,618 --> 00:55:24,121
Yeah, but there's ham in these, man.

938
00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,830
Um, I got a coupon too.

939
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:32,999
Uh, we usually clon't take coupons, man.

940
00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:35,043
Come on. Help me out somehow.

941
00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:36,668
Sorry.

942
00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:38,906
All right. 7.47.

943
00:55:38,968 --> 00:55:40,948
Seven bucks for this box?

944
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,745
I dorft make the rules.

945
00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:44,183
Sh-

946
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,912
Out of 10.

947
00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:53,456
Hey, uh, you got any fives, man?

948
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:55,120
I need 'em for the register.

949
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,892
No. That's the only cash I had.

950
00:55:56,953 --> 00:55:58,455
No fives?

951
00:56:02,258 --> 00:56:04,431
Oh, yeah.
You know What? Guess so.

952
00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:06,371
Cool. Hey, let me buy this off of you.

953
00:56:06,429 --> 00:56:08,033
I'll make change for the rest too.

954
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,634
- Okay.
- All right, cool, man.

955
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:11,701
All right, so you give me
the 1O and the fives.

956
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:15,011
Let me give you a couple of ones for right
now, just to hold on to.

957
00:56:15,071 --> 00:56:17,517
Let me give you this one.
You hold that for right now.

958
00:56:17,574 --> 00:56:19,520
Man, hey, you catch the game earlier today?

959
00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:22,785
You hold the 53 cents. Two from the 7.47.

960
00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:26,760
You give me the five. There's the other
single. You should be good to go, man.

961
00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:29,422
Hey, appreciate it.
You have a good night, all right?

962
00:56:43,366 --> 00:56:45,346
You shorted me $5.00, man.

963
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:46,904
What?

964
00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:49,746
Yeah, you only gave me back 2.53.

965
00:56:49,806 --> 00:56:52,377
Nah. No. No, man.
I dorft know What you're talking about.

966
00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:56,356
- You got the right change.
- No, I know how this works, man.

967
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,451
You got me all messed up
with that fucking math, man. Come on, dude.

968
00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:03,054
Look, you can come back tomorrow
after we counted the drawer.

969
00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:05,963
Hey, dorft rip me off.
I'm just a regular guy, all right?

970
00:57:06,022 --> 00:57:08,127
You got to come back tomorrow.

971
00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:11,536
Take from the register, the shelves or
Whatever, dude. You know What I mean?

972
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:13,130
You're wrong.

973
00:57:14,697 --> 00:57:16,768
Give me the five bucks back now.

974
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:19,006
You're gonna have to leave now.

975
00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:22,743
I'm about to come over the counter and kill
you if you dorft give me the $5.00 back.

976
00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:25,446
You can get the fuck out of here
before I call the cops...

977
00:57:25,508 --> 00:57:27,010
and get your ass arrested.

978
00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:29,914
You're a fucking thief.

979
00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:31,981
Get the fuck out.

980
00:57:32,048 --> 00:57:35,222
That vvas-
That was all the cash that I had, man.

981
00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,191
[ Clerk ]
Bitch.

982
00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:41,997
- What did you just say to me?
- I said leave, bitch.

983
00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,901
Motherfucker!

984
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,065
Fucking piece of shit!

985
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,241
Smile, bro.

986
00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,047
Shit. Ah, sh-

987
00:57:58,107 --> 00:58:00,644
Ah- Ah, shit.

988
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,992
Took you long enough, dork.

989
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:13,090
- [ Groans ]
- Got me in trouble with that fucking dare, man.

990
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:15,932
- What are you talking about, man?
- When you made me go out.

991
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,097
What, did my dad just say something to you?

992
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:19,765
Why would your dad say anything?

993
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:22,036
Nothing. Just- About the checks, man.

994
00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:25,079
What about the checks, Derek?
You told him, didn't you?

995
00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:27,580
- It was an accident, man. I'm sorry.
- l-low you tell him accidentally?

996
00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:30,083
We vvere just upstairs watching CS/J M/lamfl
and there was this, like-

997
00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:31,641
- You fucking told him. Asshole.
- I'm sorry.

998
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:34,552
- Motherfucker.
- Get off me! Marty, get off me!

999
00:58:34,611 --> 00:58:36,113
[ Groans ]

1000
00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:40,350
Get off me.

1001
00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,919
Marty, stop it.

1002
00:58:42,986 --> 00:58:45,660
Marty! Get off me!

1003
00:58:47,223 --> 00:58:49,897
I'm gonna kick your ass, man!

1004
00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:51,461
[Grunts]

1005
00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,439
[Groaning]

1006
00:58:53,496 --> 00:58:55,203
[ Grunts ]
Get-

1007
00:58:56,332 --> 00:58:58,175
Marty, stop it.

1008
00:58:58,234 --> 00:59:01,147
[ Groans ]
Get off me, psycho.

1009
00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:04,218
- Fucker.
- [ Groans ]

1010
00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:06,379
[ Coughs 1

1011
00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:09,780
Psycho, dude.

1012
00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:14,224
- Fucker-
- What are you doing?

1013
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:18,392
I'm out of here.
This fucking basement sucks, man.

1014
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,991
What is this?
You fucking touching my glove?

1015
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:22,661
Jesus Christ. You fucked me.

1016
00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:24,568
You fucked me. You fucked me.

1017
00:59:24,627 --> 00:59:27,335
- Where are you gonna go?
- I don't know. To hell, probably.

1018
00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:28,899
Come on. Give me some cash.

1019
00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:32,503
- What'? - You owe me for this,
man. Come on. I got nothing.

1020
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,981
- I dorft think I have any money.
- Well, check and see, Derek.

1021
00:59:35,038 --> 00:59:36,676
Okay, okay, okay.

1022
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:38,241
One second, man. Relax.

1023
00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:40,310
- Come on! Hurry up!
- Hold on, hold on.

1024
00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:42,515
I got- Wait. I got, like, 15-

1025
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,253
- This fucking works, man.
- I'm sorry.

1026
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,585
Geez.

1027
00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:52,589
Asshole.

1028
00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:56,226
Oh!

1029
00:59:57,393 --> 00:59:58,895
Oh!

1030
01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:10,277
Yeah, it turns out signing it over was
a really good idea.

1031
01:00:12,642 --> 01:00:14,144
Yeah.

1032
01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,712
No, I-I'm good.

1033
01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:19,316
I'm probably getting a raise soon,
so that will help.

1034
01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:24,995
Yeah. Hovv's Dad?

1035
01:00:30,593 --> 01:00:34,939
Yeah, well, he clicln't even tell me
he was coming into town, so-

1036
01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:40,173
Uh, Whatever. He's busy. I know.

1037
01:00:43,006 --> 01:00:45,213
<i>Yeah, I'm fine. I'm "gust fired.</i>

1038
01:00:45,274 --> 01:00:46,844
You know, work.

1039
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,583
No. Come on, I've been good about it.

1040
01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:57,462
I dorft even act like that anymore.

1041
01:00:58,521 --> 01:01:00,125
I'm happy now.

1042
01:01:01,424 --> 01:01:03,335
Everyone really likes me.

1043
01:01:08,231 --> 01:01:11,610
Anyway- No, I'm just calling to say hi, so-

1044
01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:15,816
I haverft seen you in a While.

1045
01:01:15,872 --> 01:01:18,409
I'll probably be by for Thanksgiving.

1046
01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:21,380
You-

1047
01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:24,118
Don't. Uh, I just- <i>I'll</i> walk over.

1048
01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:29,187
I clon't know-

1049
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:32,699
I think that its “TV,” then “power.”

1050
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,932
And then “auxiliary,” then “power” again.

1051
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:43,133
Well, I dorft know then!
[ Clears Throat ]

1052
01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:49,416
Wai- Can you just
tell Dana and Kelly that I love 'em?

1053
01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,809
Please? Okay?

1054
01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:56,421
All right.

1055
01:01:56,479 --> 01:01:58,152
Bye, Mom.

1056
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:26,686
[ Vehicle Passes By]

1057
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,424
- The 7:30 for Detroit leave yet?
- [ Man] Not yet.

1058
01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:38,659
- What time is it?
- 7:25.

1059
01:02:38,721 --> 01:02:40,428
All right, so I still got five minutes?

1060
01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:43,027
- You know Where there's an ATM around?
- Up the road.

1061
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:46,733
Is it a First Federal ATM?
it's got to be a First Federal ATM.

1062
01:02:46,796 --> 01:02:48,605
- I believe so.
- All right. Okay.

1063
01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:50,166
Hurry.

1064
01:03:02,145 --> 01:03:03,647
[ Beepiflg 1

1065
01:03:10,386 --> 01:03:11,888
[ Beeps 1

1066
01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:24,808
[ Muttering ]

1067
01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:35,247
<i>[ Man On PA. Speaking Spanish]</i>

1068
01:03:41,751 --> 01:03:45,062
<i>N' [ Headphones:
Heavy Metal, Faint]</i>

1069
01:03:51,794 --> 01:03:54,798
<i>N [ Continues, Faint]</i>

1070
01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:07,551
<i>N [ Continues, Faint]</i>

1071
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,167
I have one adult,
nonsmoking room, for one night.

1072
01:04:26,229 --> 01:04:27,731
- Is that correct?
- Yep.

1073
01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:29,970
All right.
Will this be cash or credit today?

1074
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:31,534
Cash.

1075
01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:35,606
It looks like your room plus the fee
comes to 180, sir.

1076
01:04:37,406 --> 01:04:39,044
180,huh?

1077
01:04:39,108 --> 01:04:41,520
That's all right. I got that.

1078
01:04:48,451 --> 01:04:49,987
Thank you.

1079
01:04:50,052 --> 01:04:54,159
I'm also gonna need a card to keep on file.
Just for any incidentals.

1080
01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:56,328
Incidentals, huh?

1081
01:04:58,928 --> 01:05:00,430
That'll be perfect.

1082
01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:03,670
Is there anything else
vve can do for you today?

1083
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:08,113
Yeah. You guys got like a large metal file?

1084
01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:12,209
- Um, I guess I could ask maintenance.
- Good.

1085
01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:13,777
Anything else?

1086
01:05:14,777 --> 01:05:16,916
You got room service up in this bitch?

1087
01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:21,525
I was Wondering if I get any free stuff.

1088
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:24,793
Yeah, complimentary. That's What I meant.

1089
01:05:24,854 --> 01:05:28,063
Uh- I dorft know. Chips or anything?

1090
01:05:28,124 --> 01:05:29,865
No.

1091
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,599
- <i>[</i> Man On TV, /n0'x'sz'xhcz']
- [ Clears Throat ]

1092
01:05:31,661 --> 01:05:34,301
All right, well, can I get like a-

1093
01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:37,367
like a $20 plate of spaghetti?

1094
01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:40,704
Oh, beautiful.

1095
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,943
And do I get chips with that?

1096
01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:45,315
- Hello.
- [Woman ] Here you are.

1097
01:05:46,909 --> 01:05:49,014
[ Marty]
There you go. You remembered.

1098
01:05:49,078 --> 01:05:51,115
Of course, Mr. Jackitansky.

1099
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:53,217
- [ Marty ] Thank you very much.
- Enjoy your meal.

1100
01:05:53,282 --> 01:05:54,784
[ Marty ]
Thank you.

1101
01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:57,620
[ Door Closes ]

1102
01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:02,893
<i>N [ TV Continues]</i>

1103
01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:23,646
[ Blows ]

1104
01:06:25,014 --> 01:06:26,516
[Thuds]

1105
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,120
[ Clangs 1

1106
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,749
[Channel Changes]

1107
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,727
<i>[ TV Continues, lndistinct]</i>

1108
01:09:08,477 --> 01:09:10,548
[ Snickers ]

1109
01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:29,908
<i>N [ TV." Dramatic]</i>

1110
01:09:40,242 --> 01:09:43,246
<i>[ Man Speaking, lndistinct]</i>

1111
01:10:39,668 --> 01:10:40,669
Ha-ha!

1112
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:42,738
[ Blowing ]

1113
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:52,252
[ Squeaking ]

1114
01:10:52,314 --> 01:10:56,524
<i>[ Man On TV, Faint]</i>

1115
01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:18,248
<i>N [ Heavy Metal]</i>

1116
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:31,921
<i>[ TV Continues]</i>

1117
01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:41,436
[ Beepiflg 1

1118
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:10,594
[ Beepiflg 1

1119
01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,161
Fuck.

1120
01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:15,439
[Chattering ]

1121
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,278
Hello.

1122
01:12:53,335 --> 01:12:54,837
Hey.

1123
01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:58,045
I dorft have an ID for you.

1124
01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,609
Is that gonna be a problem?

1125
01:12:59,675 --> 01:13:02,315
Well, if ifs a cash transaction,
it shouldrft be a problem.

1126
01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,324
- That's awesome.
- Yeah, just fill that out.

1127
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,122
And do you Want a tub room
or a shower room?

1128
01:13:07,182 --> 01:13:09,162
Is there a price difference?

1129
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:11,391
Tub room's 22, shovvefis 28.

1130
01:13:11,453 --> 01:13:14,127
Oh. Uh, shovvefis fine.

1131
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,426
For one night?

1132
01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:18,199
Yeah, one nighfs good.

1133
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:20,698
All right.

1134
01:13:20,763 --> 01:13:22,504
Hang on to this key.

1135
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:24,373
I dorft have a, uh, replacement.

1136
01:13:24,433 --> 01:13:27,107
- And if you lose it, you're gonna be out all night.
- Gotcha.

1137
01:13:27,169 --> 01:13:28,978
Okay. All right.

1138
01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:34,952
<i>Your room is the last one on the left.</i>

1139
01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:02,040
[Clattering ]

1140
01:14:16,084 --> 01:14:19,998
<i>[ Man On TV, Faint]</i>

1141
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,972
[Channels Changing]

1142
01:14:29,031 --> 01:14:31,341
<i>[ Applause]</i>

1143
01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:48,484
Excuse me.

1144
01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:50,996
- Hi. May I help you?
- Yeah. Just, uh-

1145
01:14:51,053 --> 01:14:52,896
I need a copy of this key made.

1146
01:14:52,955 --> 01:14:55,231
Hold on. Hold on.
We don't do hotel keys.

1147
01:14:55,290 --> 01:14:57,497
No, no, no, ifs not.

1148
01:14:57,559 --> 01:15:00,096
It sure look like a hotel key to me.

1149
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:03,006
It's not.
it's just a- it's just a house key.

1150
01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:05,204
All right. Don't want no trouble.

1151
01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:06,769
No, seriously.

1152
01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:17,122
[ Metal Scraping]

1153
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,793
[Scraping Continues]

1154
01:15:27,556 --> 01:15:29,763
- [Scraping Stops]
- [ Man Blowing]

1155
01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:34,898
All right. A buck, 10.

1156
01:15:39,234 --> 01:15:41,111
You guys cash checks here?

1157
01:15:41,169 --> 01:15:43,115
Hell, nah. Read the sign.

1158
01:15:43,171 --> 01:15:47,176
<i>N' [ Drumsticks Tapping
Rhythrnically]</i>

1159
01:15:56,652 --> 01:15:59,394
m: [ Rapping ]

1160
01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:20,180
N' [Continues]

1161
01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:30,120
N' [Woman Rapping,
Muffled ]

1162
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:42,372
♪♪ [Rapping Continues]

1163
01:16:43,398 --> 01:16:46,106
- [Yelling Muffled]
- Oh, Je-

1164
01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:52,308
- Morning.
- Hey.

1165
01:16:52,374 --> 01:16:54,718
- Checking out?
- I'm checking out.

1166
01:16:54,776 --> 01:16:56,778
Key. Thank you.

1167
01:16:56,845 --> 01:17:00,190
Hey. Did anyone come
looking for me last night?

1168
01:17:00,248 --> 01:17:01,989
Excuse me?

1169
01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:04,155
Did anyone come, like, looking for me?

1170
01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,825
- Are you in trouble?
- No.

1171
01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:08,765
I certainly hope not.

1172
01:17:08,824 --> 01:17:11,464
We pride ourselves on our customers
abiding by the law...

1173
01:17:11,526 --> 01:17:14,871
- and following our very simple rules.
- Oh, yeah?

1174
01:17:14,930 --> 01:17:18,400
Like that chick outside my Window yelling
that song at the top of her lungs all night?

1175
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:20,469
I have no idea What you're talking about.

1176
01:17:20,535 --> 01:17:22,606
We take hospitality very seriously here.

1177
01:17:22,671 --> 01:17:25,242
[ Scoffs ]
Whatever, man.

1178
01:17:27,442 --> 01:17:29,444
<i>[ Man In Film]
No one else.</i>

1179
01:17:31,747 --> 01:17:34,751
<i>[ Woman In Film] Well, maybe we can
pick up where we lefi off.?</i>

1180
01:18:19,728 --> 01:18:21,230
[ Knocking Softly]

1181
01:18:33,809 --> 01:18:37,256
<i>'</i> _[ Door Opens]
- [ Hmges Squeaking]

1182
01:18:43,518 --> 01:18:46,624
[Hinges Continue Squeaking]

1183
01:19:00,969 --> 01:19:02,471
[ Door Closes ]

1184
01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:21,425
- [ Clattering ]
- [Woman ] What the fuck?

1185
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:22,525
Shit.

1186
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:25,094
- Hey. l-low you doing?
- Who the fuck are you'?

1187
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:27,162
- Hey. Don't worry about it. I'm out of here.
- Larry!

1188
01:19:27,229 --> 01:19:29,334
Well, who are you? Larry!

1189
01:19:29,397 --> 01:19:32,674
You don't have to call anybody. I'm leaving
right now. I'm just gonna grab my stuff.

1190
01:19:32,734 --> 01:19:34,714
- Larry!
- You dorft have to call anybody.

1191
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,511
- I'm taking off.
- Larry, get in here!

1192
01:19:36,571 --> 01:19:39,347
- No, really, seriously, I'm out the door.
- He was asleep.

1193
01:19:39,407 --> 01:19:41,182
- Hey, Larry.
- Just laying there.

1194
01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:43,553
- [ Larry] Hovv'd you get in here?
- Door was open.

1195
01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:46,491
[Woman ] No, that is not true.
it was locked all night.

1196
01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:49,256
Call the oops.
Tell them we have an intruder.

1197
01:19:49,317 --> 01:19:51,957
No, clon't. Don't call the oops.

1198
01:19:52,020 --> 01:19:53,795
- It's not necessary.
- [ Larry] Call the cops.

1199
01:19:53,855 --> 01:19:55,892
- Call the cops.
- No, you dorft have to call anybody-

1200
01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:57,595
Sit the fuck down!

1201
01:19:59,561 --> 01:20:01,905
Call the cops.

1202
01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:04,443
- Seriously, hang up the phone.
- [ Larry] Shut up.

1203
01:20:04,499 --> 01:20:06,069
Look at me.

1204
01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:08,341
You're that weasel
who was here two nights ago.

1205
01:20:08,403 --> 01:20:10,906
Call them.
Tell them we got an intruder...

1206
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,610
- who broke into the room.
- Don't call them.

1207
01:20:12,674 --> 01:20:14,176
- Call the cops.
- Hang it up.

1208
01:20:14,242 --> 01:20:17,246
- Shut up. Call the cops!
- Hang up the phone.

1209
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:20,225
- Call-
- Hang up the phone!

1210
01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:23,553
Hang up the phone.

1211
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:27,426
No problems. Just go.

1212
01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:52,485
[Chattering ]

1213
01:20:52,547 --> 01:20:54,220
Hi. Uh-

1214
01:20:54,282 --> 01:20:58,025
The- There's something that's just a little
funny about this Egg MoMuffin.

1215
01:20:58,086 --> 01:21:00,088
Okay, I can get you a fresh one.

1216
01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:08,897
There you go. Sorry about that.

1217
01:21:08,964 --> 01:21:12,878
And, uh, you dorft have like a little pair,
like, scissors, do you?

1218
01:21:12,934 --> 01:21:15,039
[Chattering ]

1219
01:21:31,386 --> 01:21:33,195
- [Woman ] Hi.
- Hey.

1220
01:21:33,255 --> 01:21:35,235
Payday loan?

1221
01:21:35,290 --> 01:21:39,295
No, actually, just, uh, cash some checks.

1222
01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:41,773
Well, do you have your form ready then?

1223
01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:44,366
My form?

1224
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,444
Right. Uh, no.

1225
01:21:50,672 --> 01:21:54,711
Take this. Fill it out.
Bring it back up. And have an ID ready.

1226
01:21:58,546 --> 01:22:00,548
[No Audible Dialogue]

1227
01:22:16,131 --> 01:22:17,633
Your ID?

1228
01:22:32,747 --> 01:22:35,557
These checks arerft in your name.

1229
01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:40,327
Well, yeah, they were sign-
I signed them over to me.

1230
01:22:40,388 --> 01:22:42,766
- You What?
- I mean-

1231
01:22:43,892 --> 01:22:46,634
They've been signed over to me.

1232
01:22:50,065 --> 01:22:52,238
Uh- Just-

1233
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:55,838
That's not a big deal, right?
it's a normal thing.

1234
01:22:55,904 --> 01:23:00,546
Just hang on one minute. I'll- I'll be right
back. Just give me one minute.

1235
01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:03,646
If ifs a problem,
I dorft need 'em cashed right now. You-

1236
01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:28,104
Uh, can you come back here
for just a second?

1237
01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,082
Sure.

1238
01:23:31,139 --> 01:23:34,245
Good. Figure out hovv to get you your money.
Right through there.

1239
01:23:36,511 --> 01:23:38,013
L-low's it going?

1240
01:24:01,069 --> 01:24:02,571
All right.

1241
01:24:02,637 --> 01:24:06,175
So ifs Martin- Uh, vvhafs the-
Hovv do you say your last name?

1242
01:24:06,241 --> 01:24:08,517
- Jackitansky.
- Jackitansky.

1243
01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:10,078
Right. ifs Polish.

1244
01:24:10,145 --> 01:24:11,647
No.

1245
01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:14,216
- You sure ifs not Polish?
- Yeah.

1246
01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:18,823
I'm Kovvalczyk,
and that's Polish. That's why I was asking.

1247
01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:20,389
Hmm.

1248
01:24:22,357 --> 01:24:24,303
I'm being rude.
I never really introduced myself.

1249
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:27,670
Um, I'm Craig Kovvalczyk,
and this is my place.

1250
01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:30,005
- L-low you doing?
- All right.

1251
01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:34,972
So, What do you do for a living, Martin?

1252
01:24:36,704 --> 01:24:39,776
L, uh- I vvork at Walmart.

1253
01:24:40,809 --> 01:24:42,516
I love that place.

1254
01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:44,579
What do you do there?

1255
01:24:45,413 --> 01:24:47,689
I'm a night stocker.

1256
01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:50,585
Night “stalker”?

1257
01:24:51,519 --> 01:24:53,658
I stack shelves at night.

1258
01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:55,428
Oh, right.
[ Chuckles ]

1259
01:24:55,490 --> 01:24:57,868
L- I heard something else, but-

1260
01:24:57,926 --> 01:25:00,031
Of course that makes Way more sense.

1261
01:25:02,964 --> 01:25:04,966
Which one do you vvork at?

1262
01:25:06,601 --> 01:25:09,844
I dorft know. The big one.

1263
01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:13,374
The big one. Uh- The big one that's like
right off the highway?

1264
01:25:14,742 --> 01:25:16,881
They're all the same, dude.
Look, What is up here?

1265
01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:18,549
You're gonna cash these checks or What?

1266
01:25:18,613 --> 01:25:20,786
Are you in a hurry'?
Do you have work tonight?

1267
01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:22,692
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1268
01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:25,788
- What time- What time you got to Work?
- Like, in 1O minutes.

1269
01:25:26,788 --> 01:25:28,529
Shoot.

1270
01:25:28,590 --> 01:25:30,092
[ Sighs ]
Probably have to call 'em.

1271
01:25:30,158 --> 01:25:31,660
I dorft Want you to get in trouble...

1272
01:25:31,726 --> 01:25:34,104
but we got to get this all sorted out.

1273
01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:35,835
L-low- I clon't even care anymore.

1274
01:25:35,897 --> 01:25:38,343
L- Really, just-
I'll cash 'em later. it's not a big deal.

1275
01:25:38,399 --> 01:25:39,969
It shouldrft take her too much longer.

1276
01:25:40,034 --> 01:25:42,605
We got to Wait for someone else to get here.

1277
01:25:42,670 --> 01:25:45,514
- Who?
- I had to call someone else in.

1278
01:25:45,573 --> 01:25:47,553
- You know, protocol.
- Who'?

1279
01:25:47,609 --> 01:25:50,818
Who? it's just protocol.
You got to do things in a certain order...

1280
01:25:50,879 --> 01:25:53,553
and so vve got to Wait
for this other guy to get here.

1281
01:25:53,615 --> 01:25:56,061
What is this protocol, man?
You're not even making any sense.

1282
01:25:56,117 --> 01:25:58,654
- What is this?
- [Clears Throat] All right, uh-

1283
01:26:00,021 --> 01:26:02,023
You Want me to come direct, Martin?

1284
01:26:03,758 --> 01:26:06,796
You got, uh- You got five checks here.

1285
01:26:06,861 --> 01:26:08,602
None of 'em are in your name.

1286
01:26:08,663 --> 01:26:12,702
- No, they're all signed over to me.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1287
01:26:12,767 --> 01:26:15,247
Yeah, I see that
they've <i>been</i> signed over to you.

1288
01:26:15,303 --> 01:26:17,806
I get that.

1289
01:26:17,872 --> 01:26:22,252
In my business,
this is Whats called a “red flag.”

1290
01:26:22,310 --> 01:26:25,757
First off, we clon't cash checks
that are signed over like that.

1291
01:26:25,813 --> 01:26:29,488
“Red flag.” Is that a, uh, technical term?

1292
01:26:29,551 --> 01:26:31,997
You're trying to be an asshole?

1293
01:26:32,053 --> 01:26:34,533
'Cause I'm trying to be cool.

1294
01:26:34,589 --> 01:26:37,627
Novv, anytime someone comes in here
with something like this...

1295
01:26:37,692 --> 01:26:40,036
I'm trained to call the authorities.

1296
01:26:40,094 --> 01:26:42,904
Authorities? Well, vvhds that?

1297
01:26:42,964 --> 01:26:45,672
Who do you think it is, Martin?
I'm trained to call the police.

1298
01:26:45,733 --> 01:26:47,804
You called the cops?

1299
01:26:47,869 --> 01:26:50,076
We take this very seriously, Martin...

1300
01:26:50,138 --> 01:26:53,517
because ifs very rare that someone
would have five of these...

1301
01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:55,919
made out to them in this Way.

1302
01:26:57,111 --> 01:26:59,057
I'm not accusing you of anything.

1303
01:26:59,113 --> 01:27:03,061
L- I'm just trying to make sure you know
exactly vvhafs going on here.

1304
01:27:03,117 --> 01:27:05,597
Okay? Yeah, I called the police.

1305
01:27:05,653 --> 01:27:07,792
They're gonna come in.
They're gonna ask you some questions...

1306
01:27:07,855 --> 01:27:09,801
make sure everything checks out, all right?

1307
01:27:09,857 --> 01:27:11,632
It shouldrft be too big of a deal.

1308
01:27:11,693 --> 01:27:13,331
You seriously called the cops?

1309
01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:15,431
It's not a big deal, Martin.

1310
01:27:16,698 --> 01:27:19,702
- Yeah.
- Unless you're trying to commit a crime.

1311
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:23,307
I hope that's not What this is.

1312
01:27:25,206 --> 01:27:27,743
Geez, man, I mean- But I've seen it all.

1313
01:27:27,809 --> 01:27:30,722
Yeah. I've seen people
snatched up by the police...

1314
01:27:30,778 --> 01:27:33,088
for some stupid-ass $200 scam.

1315
01:27:33,147 --> 01:27:37,596
But, man, you've only got
$90 worth of checks here.

1316
01:27:37,652 --> 01:27:41,498
So thafd be pretty dumb.
I mean, if you know What I mean.

1317
01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:45,871
Man, you're the one that's doing Wrong here.

1318
01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:47,668
What are you talking about?

1319
01:27:47,729 --> 01:27:49,800
This whole business is a crime.

1320
01:27:49,864 --> 01:27:53,869
Well, you know, we can ask the officers if
they agree with you when they get here.

1321
01:27:53,935 --> 01:27:55,608
Just give me my ID back, dude.

1322
01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:57,707
Uh, I clon't-
I clon't work like that, Martin.

1323
01:27:57,772 --> 01:28:01,310
You got to realize that you'd be facing
more than forgery here.

1324
01:28:01,376 --> 01:28:03,151
Okay, this could be Way Worse.

1325
01:28:03,211 --> 01:28:05,418
I Want my ID back.

1326
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:09,018
You need to take a deep breath,
and you need to settle down...

1327
01:28:09,083 --> 01:28:11,859
and vve're gonna Wait this shit out together.

1328
01:28:14,088 --> 01:28:16,932
You- You're an asshole, man.

1329
01:28:16,991 --> 01:28:18,732
I'm sorry. What?

1330
01:28:19,961 --> 01:28:22,635
You're shit. Everything you do is shit.

1331
01:28:22,697 --> 01:28:25,007
This whole corporate thievery.

1332
01:28:25,066 --> 01:28:26,568
It's-
This is wrong. You know that?

1333
01:28:26,634 --> 01:28:28,807
Where you get “corporate” from'?
I own this place.

1334
01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:31,282
Well, fuck.
Whatever, man. That's Worse.

1335
01:28:31,339 --> 01:28:33,410
Jesus, man. I'm gonna come over there-

1336
01:28:33,474 --> 01:28:35,886
You need to settle dovvn and chill out...

1337
01:28:35,943 --> 01:28:37,445
and vve're gonna Wait this shit out.

1338
01:28:37,512 --> 01:28:40,015
I'm gonna strangle you
and rip your fucking face off.

1339
01:28:40,081 --> 01:28:42,584
- You're gonna play tough guy now?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1340
01:28:42,650 --> 01:28:44,493
Well, let's do it before the cops get here.

1341
01:28:44,552 --> 01:28:47,192
You knovv, you're the reason
people get mad and die, man.

1342
01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:49,735
I'm gonna kill you, you understand?

1343
01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:52,499
You need to calm dovvn until they get here.

1344
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:55,063
- No. I'm leaving.
- No, no, no, you're not.

1345
01:28:55,129 --> 01:28:58,576
- Get the fuck off of me!
- You calm the shit down!

1346
01:28:59,934 --> 01:29:01,607
Motherfucker.

1347
01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:03,307
You little shit!

1348
01:29:13,581 --> 01:29:15,458
[Clattering ]

1349
01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:17,518
What the hell are you doing?

1350
01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:26,795
- What the hell is that?
- [ Body Thuds]

1351
01:29:37,839 --> 01:29:40,115
[Coughing]

1352
01:29:48,516 --> 01:29:51,963
I'm ta-taking the checks
and I'm taking my ID.

1353
01:29:56,324 --> 01:29:58,770
[Coughing]

1354
01:29:58,826 --> 01:30:00,328
Oh, you-
[ Coughs ]

1355
01:30:42,470 --> 01:30:44,711
<i>[ Man In Film]
Find your jacket?</i>

1356
01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:46,445
<i>- Happy, baby?
- [ Woman] Yes.</i>

1357
01:30:46,507 --> 01:30:50,421
<i>[ Animal Roaring, Grow/mg]</i>

1358
01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:54,756
<i>[ Woman Screaming]</i>

1359
01:30:54,816 --> 01:30:57,228
<i>[ Man Shouting, lndistinct]</i>

1360
01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:01,131
<i>[ Man Shouting, People Screaming]</i>

1361
01:31:03,858 --> 01:31:06,202
Dude. Yeah, ifs Marty.

1362
01:31:06,260 --> 01:31:08,035
Hey.

1363
01:31:08,095 --> 01:31:10,336
Don't worry about where I'm at.

1364
01:31:10,398 --> 01:31:12,844
Look, is anybody asking about me at Work?

1365
01:31:13,935 --> 01:31:16,040
No, not like Stacy.

1366
01:31:16,103 --> 01:31:18,379
Carol? She say anything?

1367
01:31:19,874 --> 01:31:21,376
What?

1368
01:31:22,376 --> 01:31:24,151
Carol got fired?

1369
01:31:27,381 --> 01:31:29,486
So I'm good then. There's no way-

1370
01:31:29,550 --> 01:31:32,258
The checks, man. That's it. I'm free.

1371
01:31:34,655 --> 01:31:36,362
Oh, beautiful.

1372
01:31:37,358 --> 01:31:39,998
All right, man. That's- Hey.

1373
01:31:40,061 --> 01:31:41,768
Yeah, I'm sorry about that, man.

1374
01:31:41,829 --> 01:31:43,672
Look, <i>I'll</i> pay you back.
Don't worry about it.

1375
01:31:43,731 --> 01:31:45,711
I'll pay you back next time I see you.

1376
01:31:45,766 --> 01:31:47,404
No, I promise.

1377
01:31:47,468 --> 01:31:49,072
All right, I gotta-

1378
01:31:50,071 --> 01:31:52,449
No, it's- it's “Sasquatch” everywhere.

1379
01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:55,818
It's “Yeti” in the Himalayas.

1380
01:31:55,877 --> 01:31:58,653
I know. “Skunk Ape” in Florida.
I know. That one is so Weird.

1381
01:31:58,713 --> 01:32:01,751
Look, I carft do this right now, man.
I gotta go, all right?

1382
01:32:01,816 --> 01:32:04,922
Okay. I'll talk to you later, Derek. Okay.

1383
01:32:04,986 --> 01:32:06,624
All right. Later, dork.

1384
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:14,063
Whoo-ooh.

1385
01:32:24,272 --> 01:32:28,345
<i>N [ Heavy Metal]</i>

1386
01:32:52,967 --> 01:32:56,380
<i>N [ Man Singing, lndistinct]</i>

1387
01:33:16,958 --> 01:33:21,236
<i>N [ Continues]</i>

1388
01:33:37,745 --> 01:33:39,247
<i>u [ Ends J</i>

1389
01:35:10,171 --> 01:35:13,618
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