Nigger (Heatran) (M) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Flash Fire
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Flash Cannon
- Taunt
- Will-O-Wisp

Negro (Magearna) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Soul-Heart
EVs: 200 HP / 12 Def / 252 SpA / 44 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fleur Cannon
- Flash Cannon
- Volt Switch
- Aura Sphere

Spic (Scizor-Mega) (M) @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 40 Atk / 4 Def / 212 SpD
Careful Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Punch
- U-turn
- Roost

Kike (Excadrill) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Rock Slide
- Rapid Spin

Dyke (Celesteela) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Leech Seed
- Heavy Slam
- Earthquake
- Protect

THE BATHHHHH (Skarmory) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 Spe
Impish Nature
- Iron Head
- Roost
- Whirlwind
- Stealth Rock