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  1. [Homer shows his appreciation for Santa's Little Helper.]
  2. Homer Simpson: Well boy, now that we've got you back, I'm never gonna let you go again.
  3. Lisa: Uh-oh dad, I think he peed on the rug.
  4. Homer Simpson: Ha ha, to me that says I love you.
  5. Bart: I think he left a ''big hug'' in your lunchbox.
  6. Homer Simpson: Eh, probably that stupid cat.
  7. Marge: That cat saved your life.
  8. Homer Simpson: What has he done for me lately?
  9. Marge: He woke you up when you stopped breathing last night.
  10. [Homer shakes his fist.]
  11. Homer Simpson: Yeah, but he ate the last can of tuna.
  12. Lisa: Dad, you ate the last can of tuna.
  13. Homer Simpson: Everyone's against me.
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