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- [Homer shows his appreciation for Santa's Little Helper.]
- Homer Simpson: Well boy, now that we've got you back, I'm never gonna let you go again.
- Lisa: Uh-oh dad, I think he peed on the rug.
- Homer Simpson: Ha ha, to me that says I love you.
- Bart: I think he left a ''big hug'' in your lunchbox.
- Homer Simpson: Eh, probably that stupid cat.
- Marge: That cat saved your life.
- Homer Simpson: What has he done for me lately?
- Marge: He woke you up when you stopped breathing last night.
- [Homer shakes his fist.]
- Homer Simpson: Yeah, but he ate the last can of tuna.
- Lisa: Dad, you ate the last can of tuna.
- Homer Simpson: Everyone's against me.
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