[Secure message] [Administrator and Regent of the Coalition of Loyalist British] -> [CEO of King International]

Mr King,

We realise certain heated words have been exchanged between members of King International and some of our military. We realise we have also threatened and told others that we were going to invade certain lands under your protection.

However, this is not truly our intention.

While we are very interested in taking back certain former colonies, we have grown to realise that many of these former colonies are perfectly admirable in their current state. Except, largely, for one.

So, we do not wish to attack you at all, nor have we for some time. But we have kept up this dangerous pretense because of whom we do wish to attack.

We wish, Mr King, to attack NATO.

NATO is a thorn in everyone's side. Those who do not ally themselves willingly are crushed and dragged in to suffer as outpost states. NATO is well on its way to becoming a world-wide dictatorship, which, if left unchecked, is likely to send our world into a death spiral.

North America, with both the former United States and Canada, is a massive continent. With it in our grasp, we would feel no need whatsoever to extend our reach- indeed, we would become too easily like NATO in such a situation. We could even, perhaps, be convinced to share.

What I am asking for is two things:
One, to keep up the pretence of an invasion.
Two, to assist us when we turn, and bring our true forces to bear- on the tyrannical grip of NATO.

We have allies already. If you join us, you will have some very powerful friends. I'm sure you could enlist some aid in securing and protecting Africa. Just a thought.

Edward IX, Administrator and Regent of the Coalition of Loyalist British