[16:06:39] <e^pi[i]> I have a paid challenge I need by 4:00 CST
[16:08:02] <e^pi[i]> I need this position: minimum number of white knights, without any other pieces on the board and the white king not involved, to STALE MATE black King
[16:08:52] <Twipply> 'paid challenge' ?
[16:09:28] <mekhami> the answer is 2
[16:09:28] <e^pi[i]> $100, email solution to e2PIi@subtract.one and the first solution submitted with smallest number of knights by 4:00CST will recieve a paypal
[16:09:37] <Twipply> Lol'd
[16:09:38] <dutchie> lol
[16:09:48] <Twipply> That's a lotta monies for a stupid little question
[16:10:02] <Twipply> Also why email and not just a link to a position in here?
[16:10:14] <mekhami> khttps://lichess.org/editor/7k/8/4NN2/8/8/8/8/K7_w_-_-
[16:10:16] <dutchie> k7/8/2N5/N7/8/8/8/K7 w - -
[16:10:20] <dutchie> lol
[16:10:28] <`Tim> k7/8/2N5/N7/8/8/8/1K6 w - -
[16:10:33] <cacheyourdreams> heh, mekhami is desperate for that extra $100 to complement his six figures and tax return
[16:10:45] <`Tim> s/w/b/
[16:10:48] <`Tim> k7/8/2N5/N7/8/8/8/1K6 b - -
[16:10:49] <mekhami> my tax return is 3400 dollars this year
[16:10:52] <mekhami> i'm excited
[16:11:37] <e^pi[i]> mekhami: gergous, where do I send the funds?
[16:11:37] <cacheyourdreams> heh, `Tim is the only one that got it right :D
[16:11:40] <`Tim> :D
[16:11:43] <cacheyourdreams> and even that was only with a correction
[16:12:01] <mekhami> e^pi[i] ▸ if you really want to send someone money for this, which is ridiculous, send it to drs without borders
[16:12:10] <`Tim> or lichess :x
[16:12:14] <Twipply> No bitch send it to me
[16:12:17] <Twipply> twipply@gmail.com
[16:12:18] <Twipply> :^)
[16:12:27] <Twipply> Also mfw Mekhami's thing has white to move
[16:12:28] <dutchie> u didn't even post a solution
[16:12:29] <Twipply> and was wrong
[16:12:30] <Twipply> :^)
[16:12:31] <e^pi[i]> mekhami:  can you pm me your info so I can put it in your name?
[16:12:43] <mekhami> anonymous is fine
[16:12:43] <Twipply> Pointing out again that Mekhami's thing was wrong
[16:12:44] <Twipply> :^)
[16:12:51] <e^pi[i]> kk
[16:12:51] <mekhami> why is my thing wrong
[16:12:57] <`Tim> because you have white moving
[16:12:57] <Twipply> >white to move
[16:13:08] <mekhami> i just set up the board
[16:13:11] <mekhami> i didn't look at lichess position shit
[16:13:13] <e^pi[i]> 'Tim that is trivial
[16:13:13] <mekhami> don't care about that
[16:13:19] <Twipply> The whole question is trivial
[16:13:25] <Twipply> Wrong is wrong sry
[16:13:26] <dutchie> it takes all of 5 seconds of thought
[16:13:29] <e^pi[i]> particularly since I'm using this as a background for a white knight strategy
[16:13:39] <dutchie> wtf why would you use this as a strategy
[16:13:43] <e^pi[i]> in a $5M VC proposal that I was asked to put together
[16:13:50] <dutchie> ok this is insanity
[16:14:04] <Twipply> wtf is a white knight strategy
[16:14:07] <e^pi[i]> think about it, white knights don't want to kill they just want to isolate the bad actor
[16:14:10] <Twipply> and what does a random stalemate have to do with it?
[16:14:32] <`Tim> are you using this solely as a metaphor?
[16:14:52] <Twipply> Is KNNvK not a draw anyway (most of the time)
[16:14:55] <e^pi[i]> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_knight_(business)
[16:14:58] <Twipply> Who cares if it's stalemate or 50 move draw
[16:15:03] <dutchie> most expensive metaphor i've ever heard
[16:15:08] <e^pi[i]> although my definition is deeper
[16:15:09] <cacheyourdreams> it's funny how everyone puts the knights together, I quite like https://lichess.org/analysis/7k/8/5N2/7N/8/8/8/K7_b_-_-
[16:15:13] <`Tim> so it is a metaphor
[16:15:25] <Twipply> "White knight business dudes - here's a picture of two white knights failing to get the job done"
[16:15:27] <Twipply> Brilliant
[16:15:42] <`Tim> cacheyourdreams: didn't really put them together :p
[16:15:51] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: the point is draw
[16:16:00] <Twipply> and draw is bad
[16:16:00] <`Tim> i prefer them protecting each other, too
[16:16:06] <cacheyourdreams> `Tim, oh yeah, I cba to look at yours with no link :P
[16:16:09] <Twipply> `Tim what're you going to do with your $100?
[16:16:10] <e^pi[i]> on 64 yes, not in N
[16:16:34] <`Tim> i'd tell him to donate it to lichess
[16:16:36] <dutchie> I feel like we're being trolled
[16:16:38] <Twipply> I suggest we put it towards Mekhami's chill pills
[16:16:50] <cacheyourdreams> dutchie, I expect so, but it livens the channel up either way ^_^
[16:17:19] <Twipply> Or maybe you can buy TBM that microphone he's always dreamed of
[16:17:47] <dutchie> I can't believe anyone would come up with this problem and then instead of spending the 5 seconds thinking about it logs into an irc channel and offers $100 for someone else to do it
[16:17:55] <Twipply> You could buy lesson off Jan Gustafsson but instead of playing chess you just get him to join here
[16:17:58] <Twipply> then we can all fangirl over him
[16:18:07] <Twipply> a lesson*
[16:18:20] <dutchie> how much for a nude Jon Bartholomew photo shoot
[16:18:24] <Twipply> Or you could invest in dank coin
[16:18:47] <Twipply> Or you could pay Ornibro to ban Mekhami forever
[16:19:06] <cacheyourdreams> is there any prize for the maximum number of knights on the board? :D https://lichess.org/analysis/kNNNNNNN/NN1NNNNN/N1NNNNNN/NNNNNNNN/NNNNNNNN/NNNNNNNN/NNNNNNNN/NNNNNNNK_b_-_-
[16:19:11] <`Tim> haha
[16:19:20] <dutchie> haha
[16:19:25] <dutchie> now give a line from the starting position to that
[16:20:02] <`Tim> is that when the corporation is being offered on ebay?
[16:21:07] <cacheyourdreams> wait, you could get another knight on by putting the king on c7 instead
[16:21:09] <cacheyourdreams> ops
[16:21:13] <cacheyourdreams> I fail
[16:21:28] <e^pi[i]> this is the position I wanted: https://lichess.org/editor/4K2q/8/4NN2/8/8/8/8/8_b_-_-
[16:21:36] <e^pi[i]> needed the first piece to get there
[16:21:37] <cacheyourdreams> lol
[16:21:42] <Twipply> What the fuck position is that
[16:21:46] <Twipply> black doesn't even have a king
[16:21:51] <Twipply> also black can capture the white king
[16:22:00] <`Tim> that position is illegal
[16:22:05] <Twipply> Also that's the position Mekhami already tried to give you
[16:22:12] <e^pi[i]> 'Tim on 64 not n
[16:22:19] <dutchie> what is 64 and n
[16:22:23] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: yes I used his solution to build that
[16:22:29] <Twipply> Yours is wrong though
[16:22:32] <Twipply> even more wrong than his was
[16:22:39] <Twipply> `Tim's is right
[16:22:59] * `Tim informs the banking supervision authorities :')
[16:23:24] <e^pi[i]> http://wwidew.net/sigma
[16:23:42] <cacheyourdreams> notzmv, are you here?
[16:23:43] <Twipply> https://lichess.org/analysis/4N3/2N3N1/8/1N2k2N/8/2N3N1/4N3/K7_b_-_-
[16:23:47] <Twipply> Do I get points for symmetry?
[16:24:20] <cacheyourdreams> one knight is entirely redundant though
[16:24:27] <Twipply> Two of them even
[16:24:31] <Twipply> but more symmetry yo
[16:24:36] <cacheyourdreams> true
[16:24:39] <Twipply> or more like 4 maybe
[16:24:48] <e^pi[i]> maybe twipps
[16:24:54] <Twipply> Yay bonus points
[16:25:07] <e^pi[i]> mekhami came up with my requirement solution
[16:25:13] <e^pi[i]> exactly
[16:25:19] <Twipply> 'Cept he didn't because it wasn't stalemate
[16:25:22] <Twipply> Like I already told you
[16:25:27] <Twipply> `Tim's was the first correct solution
[16:25:35] <mekhami> oh quit being a fag
[16:25:37] <Twipply> cacheyourdreams this one is fugly yo https://lichess.org/analysis/8/2N5/8/1N2k2N/8/6N1/8/K7_b_-_-
[16:25:42] <cacheyourdreams> yeah, 4
[16:25:48] <e^pi[i]> and in like less than a minute so either he was taught it (which seems weird) had it happen to him, or he's GM level
[16:25:50] <mekhami> 'you didn't set whose turn it was to move on lichess durr'
[16:26:01] <Twipply> Or maybe he has a double digit IQ so it was trivial to create
[16:26:12] <mekhami> e^pi[i] ▸ ...... you could have figured this out with extremely basic  understanding of the rules
[16:26:12] <Twipply> even if it's not a very high double digit IQ
[16:26:22] <mekhami> Twipply ▸ i have 20/20 iq
[16:26:46] <Twipply> Almost as high as your idol Donald Trump's
[16:27:30] <Twipply> Also why can't the king be involved
[16:27:33] <Twipply> that's totally bullshit
[16:28:42] <Twipply> Also where's `Tim's money?
[16:28:46] <Twipply> $100 pls thx
[16:29:09] <e^pi[i]> I said first with min mekhami, if you can do it with 1 knight you can get $100
[16:29:14] <e^pi[i]> which I know is impossible
[16:29:21] <Twipply> >offer money for task
[16:29:25] <Twipply> >Knows it's impossible
[16:29:28] <Twipply> >Really makes you think
[16:29:36] <Twipply> also as I already said about 9 times
[16:29:40] <Twipply> Mekhami's solution was wrong
[16:29:43] <e^pi[i]> it wasn't mekhami solved it in less than a minute
[16:29:46] <Twipply> Do you understand the word 'wrong'?
[16:29:53] <e^pi[i]> and drs w/out borders is getting $100
[16:29:55] <dutchie> anyone with half a brain solved it in less than a minute
[16:29:59] <mekhami> Twipply ▸ stop being fucking retarded
[16:30:02] <mekhami> for one whol eminue
[16:30:04] <mekhami> minute
[16:30:06] <mekhami> i just woke up
[16:30:08] <mekhami> can you pelase
[16:30:11] <mekhami> not infect me with your autism
[16:30:11] <Twipply> I could've solved it before anyone else even replied but I didn't :^)
[16:30:12] <mekhami> for one minute
[16:30:14] <mekhami> of one day
[16:30:36] <Twipply> >Get asked for solution
[16:30:39] <Twipply> >Provide wrong answer
[16:30:43] <Twipply> >Get told it was wrong
[16:30:43] <dutchie> mekhami: you could just not go on ##chess
[16:30:46] <Twipply> >Y-y-you're autistic
[16:31:01] <mekhami> it wasn't wrong you just extrapolated details from a link that nobody gave a shit about
[16:31:02] <Twipply> Wow Tim I'm so happy for you winning $100
[16:31:09] <mekhami> because
[16:31:10] <mekhami> you're autistic
[16:31:11] <Twipply> >Link went directly to a position
[16:31:14] <Twipply> >Position was wrong
[16:31:18] <Twipply> >"it wasn't wrong"
[16:31:19] <Twipply> >was wrong
[16:31:20] <mekhami> position was correct
[16:31:20] <Twipply> >Hmm
[16:31:26] <mekhami> you're an idiot
[16:31:28] <mekhami> everyone else
[16:31:30] <mekhami> in the whole world
[16:31:32] <mekhami> knew the position was correct
[16:31:34] <mekhami> except you
[16:31:36] <mekhami> cause
[16:31:38] <mekhami> autism.
[16:31:44] <Twipply> >Position was correct
[16:31:46] <Twipply> >Click link
[16:31:47] <cacheyourdreams> the person to move is part of the position, mekhami, that's why it's included as part of the FEN you posted
[16:31:48] <Twipply> >Click analysis board
[16:31:51] <Twipply> >Enable engine
[16:31:55] <Twipply> >Best move +0.1 Ng7
[16:32:01] <Twipply> >Best move exists
[16:32:05] <mekhami> alright i'm ignoring you and this for at least an hour
[16:32:05] <Twipply> >move exists at all
[16:32:07] <Twipply> >not stalemate
[16:32:13] <Twipply> >legal moves
[16:32:15] <Twipply> >stalemate
[16:32:18] <Twipply> >legal moves
[16:32:20] <Twipply> >not wrong
[16:32:22] <Twipply> >:^)
[16:32:26] <JiK> Twipply: what are you smoking
[16:32:41] <Twipply> Sorry did the power of my fingers being able to type more than 3 words per hour scare you?
[16:32:47] <whomsoever> JimmyRustles's stuff
[16:33:25] <Twipply> >Everyone else in the whole world knew the position was correct except you
[16:33:32] <Twipply> >Strongest chess player in the world knew it wasn't correct
[16:33:34] <Twipply> >:^)
[16:33:44] <mekhami> alphazero weighed in?
[16:33:45] <Twipply> >Guess I must be second strongest then
[16:33:46] <Twipply> >:^)
[16:34:16] <cacheyourdreams> oh oh, Twipply opinion on a0 vs sf
[16:34:16] <Twipply> e^pi[i] did `Tim send you his paypal yet?
[16:34:42] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: why would he, mekhami solved the problem
[16:34:50] <Twipply> >Solved
[16:34:52] <Twipply> >Got it wrong
[16:34:54] <Twipply> Try again buddy boy
[16:35:19] <e^pi[i]> I don't give a shit what color to move was, it clearly was the right solution
[16:35:19] <cacheyourdreams> e^pi[i], the perfect troll would just lean back and admire his handiwork at this point ;)
[16:35:32] <whomsoever> Twipply: how about e^pi[i] is mekhami
[16:35:37] <e^pi[i]> cacheyourdreams: not trolling i am using this
[16:35:50] <e^pi[i]> whatever I don't have time for this
[16:35:55] <dutchie> this is frankly astonishing
[16:36:17] <Twipply> >"to STALE MATE black King"
[16:36:22] <Twipply> >I don't give a shit what colour to move was
[16:36:30] <Twipply> >FIDE rule 5.2
[16:36:35] <Twipply> >The game is drawn when the player to move has no legal move and his king is not in check. The game is said to end in ‘stalemate’. This immediately ends the game, provided that the move producing the stalemate position was in accordance with Article 3 and Articles 4.2 – 4.7.
[16:36:36] <cacheyourdreams> e^pi[i], https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/tribute.cfm donation certificate please
[16:36:41] <Twipply> >player to move
[16:36:50] <Twipply> >Don't care what colour to move
[16:36:52] <Twipply> >to move
[16:37:40] <Twipply> So when're you giving `Tim his monies e^pi[i]?
[16:38:21] <e^pi[i]> mekhami: can't make it anyon
[16:38:45] <`Tim> if he actually donates to doctors without borders, that's fine with me, too :P
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[16:40:35] <Twipply> Hey guys
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[16:40:44] <Twipply> Since we don't care about the rules of chess
[16:40:44] <Twipply> for this puzzle about chess
[16:40:44] <Twipply> I propose a new solution
[16:40:54] <Twipply> Ready for it?
[16:41:06] <Twipply> https://lichess.org/analysis/7k/8/8/8/8/8/8/K7_w_-_-
[16:41:08] <Twipply> Zero knights
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[16:41:25] <Twipply> [Result "1/2-1/2"]
[16:41:28] <Twipply> 1. stalemate
[16:41:31] <Twipply> g.g.
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[16:41:53] <Twipply> e^pi[i]: I have solved your puzzle using 0 white knights
[16:41:56] <Twipply> the minimum possible allowed
[16:42:06] <Twipply> I hereby claim the prize as my own as I have defeated Mekhami's incorrect solution by 2 knights
[16:42:09] <Twipply> also mine is correct
[16:42:17] <Twipply> I will accept the $100 donation thanks
[16:42:30] <dutchie> lol twipples
[16:42:33] <JiK> Twipply: Since when has "to stalemate the black king" meant that the game ends in stalemate according to chess rules?
[16:42:34] <`Tim> lets actually stalemate though: k b - - does not involve the white king either as requested :')
[16:42:41] <JiK> >try to troll in internet
[16:42:44] <`Tim> 1x1 board
[16:42:44] <JiK> >do it horribly wrong
[16:43:09] <Twipply> e^pi[i] where's my $100?
[16:43:28] <Twipply> Also is this USD, CAD, or what?
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[16:44:10] <e^pi[i]> cacheyourdreams: I don't immediatly see way to get a cert
[16:44:20] <Twipply> Good job that doesn't matter at all e^pi[i]
[16:44:22] <Twipply> I want the money
[16:44:26] <Twipply> Don't donate my money to some shit place
[16:44:37] <Twipply> Also you didn't say if it's USD or not e^pi[i]
[16:44:41] <Twipply> Please reply more promptly
[16:44:52] <e^pi[i]> https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/account/ecard.cfm?tm=CE21A465FA18F59B9BDE3B8760BB3242
[16:45:07] <mekhami> ##csharp
[16:45:09] <mekhami> lol
[16:45:15] <e^pi[i]> sorry I put ##csharp not ##chess :(
[16:45:17] <Twipply> What the fuck is that channel
[16:45:23] <e^pi[i]> moving too fast :(
[16:45:24] <mekhami> like i'd ever associate with such programming plebs
[16:45:26] <mekhami> =P
[16:45:27] <Twipply> https://lichess.org/editor/4K2q/8/4NN2/8/8/8/8/8_b_-_-
[16:45:30] <Twipply> L U L
[16:45:37] <Twipply> That was the wrong position you stupid fucking inbred
[16:45:40] <Twipply> Jesus fucking christ
[16:45:58] <Twipply> Also it doesn't say the dollar amount
[16:45:59] <mekhami> calm down autist
[16:46:00] <Twipply> Prove it was $100 pls
[16:46:08] <dutchie> this is
[16:46:09] <dutchie> too much
[16:46:19] <Twipply> Also mfw you don't care about side to move
[16:46:23] <Twipply> mfw you set it to black to move
[16:46:24] <Twipply> :^)
[16:46:32] <e^pi[i]> I can forward my reciept
[16:46:36] <Twipply> Yes please do
[16:46:40] <e^pi[i]> email?
[16:46:52] <Twipply> You can forward me my $100 at the same time
[16:46:56] <Twipply> I already told you my email
[16:47:06] <Twipply> d/w `Tim I'll share half of it with you 'cus your solution was solid
[16:47:08] <mekhami> Twipply ▸ are you like starving/broke
[16:47:12] <mekhami> yo'ure so angry about something so dumb
[16:47:14] <mekhami> why
[16:47:45] <Garf> Flonk: ping
[16:47:46] <Twipply> I just ate like 1/4 of a cadbury chocolate bar thingy
[16:47:50] <Twipply> with nuts in it 0u0
[16:47:53] <Twipply> so I'm fine thx
[16:48:08] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: I missed it
[16:48:10] <Twipply> Garf can you not spam during our serious discussion
[16:48:31] <Garf> you and serious in the same sentence you gotta be kidding me
[16:48:37] <Twipply> :^(
[16:48:41] <dutchie> you're a right diva when you're hungry twipply
[16:48:43] <dutchie> get some nuts
[16:48:46] <Garf> I fixed my blitz rating Twipply!
[16:48:46] <Twipply> http://zero.sjeng.org/
[16:48:48] <Twipply> Can you change that
[16:48:49] <Twipply> to like
[16:48:54] <Twipply> millions of games on the x axis
[16:48:55] <Twipply> or something
[16:48:59] <Twipply> all the numbers are running together and shit
[16:49:01] <Twipply> thx loser
[16:49:19] <e^pi[i]> now does anyone know of a nice looking board renderer, or have access to one to render that position
[16:49:24] <Garf> https://github.com/gcp/leela-zero-server/issues
[16:49:34] <Twipply> lol
[16:49:34] <Twipply> no
[16:49:55] <Garf> Wish I could fix it so the graph goes vertical again
[16:50:05] <Twipply> e^pi[i] how much money are you offering this time?
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[16:50:21] <dutchie> screencap the lichess board
[16:50:25] <dutchie> $100 pls
[16:50:37] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: this is just plug and play, some one make me an offer
[16:50:56] <e^pi[i]> I would like red and blue pieces too
[16:51:06] <e^pi[i]> er no
[16:51:10] <e^pi[i]> just red queen
[16:51:16] <e^pi[i]> very white side
[16:51:45] <Twipply> https://imgur.com/JwCUcEF
[16:51:49] <Twipply> here is a sample of my work
[16:51:57] <Twipply> I use an exclusive 3D board rendering piece of software
[16:52:16] <Twipply> You'll not find anyone who can render a board as well as I can
[16:52:36] <e^pi[i]> li chess has a 3d board editor... cool
[16:52:44] <Twipply> We can work out specifics like piece colour after you transfer me the down payment of $100 USD
[16:52:50] <cacheyourdreams> love that you used the one with the black queen Twipply
[16:52:56] <Twipply> :^)
[16:54:34] <e^pi[i]> I can tell that's lichess and you're not doing any real work... unless you have to do the colorings manually
[16:54:57] <Twipply> No way dude it's my own person render thing written in C++ and stuff
[16:55:15] <cacheyourdreams> the colourings is the hardest part of operating the lichess renderer tbf
[16:56:06] <e^pi[i]> if you can get the squares red and blue, ivory white and and red queen that is worth $100
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[17:00:56] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: do not have much time here, you in or out?
[17:01:30] <cacheyourdreams> trolled, but if you can be arsed to do it Twipply, make him donate via a just giving page where you can actually see the ammount
[17:01:46] <cacheyourdreams> a forwarded email which can be easily edited means absolutely nothing
[17:02:00] <Twipply> https://i.imgur.com/94oes0O.png
[17:02:03] <Twipply> This is just a prototype
[17:02:04] <Twipply> of my work
[17:02:08] <Twipply> but I already feel it's production ready
[17:02:14] <cacheyourdreams> solid :D
[17:02:14] <mekhami> jesus christ.
[17:02:24] <dutchie> beautiful
[17:02:26] <Twipply> It's good, isn't it.
[17:03:30] <e^pi[i]> solid not glass?
[17:04:13] <Twipply> Twipply studios has many talented people in it
[17:04:19] <Twipply> we can design something to whatever specifications you desire
[17:04:20] <e^pi[i]> and if this easy good for you, i can't figure out how to do it on lichess
[17:04:55] <e^pi[i]> you want a micropayment to continue work, $20?
[17:05:12] <Twipply> You can donate it
[17:05:14] <Twipply> to Twipply
[17:05:15] <Twipply> thx
[17:05:27] <cacheyourdreams> via, let's say this page https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/katiemillner
[17:05:35] <e^pi[i]> I have to use paypal if its an individual
[17:05:53] <Twipply> No wtf straight to me
[17:06:00] <Twipply> cacheyourdreams tryina steal my monies
[17:06:21] <cacheyourdreams> heh, fine
[17:07:04] <e^pi[i]> not everyone has a utility curve like mekhami
[17:07:12] <Twipply> True that
[17:07:24] <mekhami> what is a utility curve
[17:07:29] <Twipply> Dunno
[17:08:02] <e^pi[i]> mekhami: its a concept in game theory, utility is the valuation of the result of a decison
[17:08:26] <Twipply> Also I totes never got that email of your receipt
[17:08:44] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: ur email address scrolled and I'm on web client so its a bitch
[17:08:52] <Twipply> tut tut
[17:08:59] <e^pi[i]> if you could repeat i would appricate
[17:09:10] <Twipply> Nah it's k
[17:09:22] <e^pi[i]> kk
[17:09:26] <e^pi[i]> eta on board?
[17:09:52] <Twipply> I mean, like,
[17:09:59] <Twipply> hmm
[17:10:21] <Twipply> What're the odds that you actually donated $100 to that trash and you really are using that position you linked
[17:10:42] <Twipply> I wouldn't want to accidentally string someone along who was beyond all odds actually being serious
[17:11:01] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: hense my suggestion of a $20 micro
[17:11:12] <e^pi[i]> all you need to do is assure me you can solid not glass
[17:11:22] <e^pi[i]> otherwise I can telll whatever you are doing can accomplish this
[17:11:38] <Twipply> lol'd
[17:11:54] <Twipply> I ain't making you a board my dude sryt
[17:11:55] <Twipply> -t
[17:12:12] <e^pi[i]> you don't want $100?
[17:12:28] <Twipply> notlikethis
[17:12:40] <e^pi[i]> leme try something, sec
[17:12:48] <Twipply> I would actually feel bad if you were being serious all this time
[17:12:54] <Twipply> So I'mma help you out a little bit anyway
[17:12:56] <Twipply> this is the position you linked
[17:12:57] <Twipply> https://lichess.org/editor/4K2q/8/4NN2/8/8/8/8/8_b_-_-
[17:13:03] <Twipply> That piece in the top right corner is a queen
[17:13:07] <Twipply> it needs to be a king
[17:13:15] <Twipply> Just like this
[17:13:16] <Twipply> https://lichess.org/editor/4K2q/8/4NN2/8/8/8/8/8_b_-_-
[17:13:25] <Twipply> FUCKING STUPID WEBSITE
[17:13:34] <Twipply> https://lichess.org/editor/4K2k/8/4NN2/8/8/8/8/8_b_-_-
[17:13:36] <Twipply> Like that ^
[17:15:32] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: do you think I do not understand I put a Queen there not a K?
[17:15:41] <Twipply> I honestly don't know
[17:15:57] <e^pi[i]> well I did
[17:16:04] <Twipply> Okay ^_^
[17:16:24] <e^pi[i]> let me give you a little background
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[17:18:36] <e^pi[i]> https://jlind0.livejournal.com/15253.html
[17:19:03] <e^pi[i]> obviously my investors aren't being pitched like this
[17:19:16] <e^pi[i]> but I can connect a similar theme in my copy
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[17:21:22] <Twipply> Okay
[17:21:25] <Twipply> I now recognise you as Crusher
[17:21:38] <Twipply> I hope you didn't really donate $100 for that chess position
[17:21:42] <e^pi[i]> that took long enough :)
[17:21:43] <e^pi[i]> I did
[17:21:55] <Twipply> Difference between knowing and thinking
[17:22:05] <e^pi[i]> its exactly what I asked for
[17:22:13] <e^pi[i]> I said I would pay
[17:22:15] <e^pi[i]> so I did
[17:22:18] <Twipply> I had a feeling you might've been serious when you offered $20 up front
[17:22:26] <e^pi[i]> I am serious
[17:22:40] <e^pi[i]> give me your paypal address and its coming right quick
[17:22:47] <Twipply> I don't want anything
[17:22:47] <e^pi[i]> IF you can make them solid\
[17:22:52] <Twipply> I also don't have paypal anyway
[17:22:58] <e^pi[i]> :(
[17:23:02] <e^pi[i]> I really need this done
[17:23:22] <Twipply> Are you sure you're not just having a little old episode?
[17:23:25] <e^pi[i]> also I came up with a better position on my smoke break
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[17:23:38] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: I have VC coming to me
[17:23:53] <Twipply> I'm not sure you really need that position creating
[17:25:02] <e^pi[i]> I think this is better: https://lichess.org/editor/4K2q/7P/4NN2/4P3/8/8/8/8_b_-_-
[17:25:40] <Twipply> The changes are redundant
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[17:25:44] <Twipply> they don't fit your initial prompt
[17:25:48] <Twipply> the black king is still a queen
[17:26:04] <Twipply> You said the king couldn't take a part in the stalemate, which it isn't, but it is in the general area
[17:27:01] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: do you think anyone who thinks in 64 at the level needed to generate the underlying position would have understood what I was talking about if I asked for a Queen instead of a king
[17:27:46] <e^pi[i]> this is a MAD (Mutally Assured Destruction) Draw, since the Queen can implicitly move with out a King so can white
[17:28:07] <e^pi[i]> so the Black has to Join white or be isolated
[17:28:13] <e^pi[i]> er Black
[17:28:25] <e^pi[i]> queens like to move :)
[17:28:36] <mekhami> we've devolved into markov chains boys
[17:28:38] <Twipply> I'm not sure that makes any sense dude
[17:29:16] <Twipply> Please try and control yourself throwing money around at nonsense
[17:29:47] <e^pi[i]> Twipply: I need this rendered for business and personal reason, I guess I can just check out editors on my own
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[17:34:43] <Twipply> I dunno what to tell you my dude
[17:36:04] <Twipply> Also where's qed
[17:36:58] <Artefact2> where's syn
[17:37:16] <Artefact2> syn/ack
[17:39:24] <cacheyourdreams> and Flonk
[17:39:30] <cacheyourdreams> heck where is everybody?
[17:39:36] <`Tim> synadze might be hiding in fear :x
[17:40:01] <Artefact2> he's right, my chess skills are a force to be reckoned with
[17:41:27] <`Tim> try not to play e4 against him.. he's all booked up on the sicilian
[17:41:40] <`Tim> if you have an alternative opening
[17:41:58] <Artefact2> 1. d4
[17:41:58] <cacheyourdreams> 1.c4 only move `Tim?
[17:42:05] <Artefact2> and then :tactics:
[17:42:22] <`Tim> cacheyourdreams: 1. c4 isn't so theoretical tho
[17:42:33] <cacheyourdreams> nah Artefact2, 1.d4 and then :positional:
[17:42:37] <`Tim> :D
[17:42:53] <Artefact2> or 1. e4 c4 0-1
[17:43:11] <Artefact2> can't even algebraic
[17:43:32] <Artefact2> s/c4/c5/
[17:43:40] <`Tim> 1. e4 c5 1-0 due to illegal move
[17:43:43] <`Tim> c4*
[17:44:02] <`Tim> now i fixed it when it shouldn't :s
[17:44:52] <`Tim> cacheyourdreams: although i assume some variations are :s
[17:45:00] <Artefact2> or maybe 1. b3
[17:45:12] <`Tim> was that bird opening?
[17:45:19] <`Tim> or larsen or something
[17:45:20] <jmaister> Twipply: What were those images you linked? They're gone
[17:45:25] <`Tim> larsen i think
[17:45:38] <Artefact2> i've heard openings named after animals are shit
[17:46:26] <`Tim> hedgehogs can be hard
[17:46:35] <`Tim> hard to counter
[17:47:37] <qed> Twipply, just got home
[17:47:45] <Twipply> It was nothing interesting jmaister, just memes
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[17:48:06] <Twipply> skim the backlog tl;dr e^pi[i] is Crusher
[17:48:07] <qed> the math was brutal today, you would not believe the complexity of the functions
[17:48:12] <`Tim> the 2.g3 moveorder in the english forces any hedgehog into an inferior one though :D
[17:48:15] <jmaister> I just felt that the conversation didn't make any sense without them
[17:48:28] <jmaister> But perhaps the convo woudldn't make sense anyway
[17:48:40] <qed> so I finished the calculation which nearly killed me and got a gain of 1/100 to the constant, advisor says.. not worth the effort.
[17:48:51] <Twipply> Read what I said you fucking cuck
[17:49:06] <qed> Twipply, are you sure it is crusher?
[17:49:08] <Twipply> jmaister in order: https://imgur.com/w6W6LLz  https://imgur.com/0Pkb5Ws
[17:49:13] <cacheyourdreams> qed, 100%
[17:49:17] <Twipply> <e^pi[i]> https://jlind0.livejournal.com/15253.html
[17:49:45] <qed> e^pi[i], have you apologized to the nurse?
[17:49:56] <e^pi[i]> qed: no I'm suing her for damages
[17:49:57] <Artefact2> paint watermark best watermark
[17:50:12] <jmaister> 1337 pr0
[17:51:07] <jmaister> woah, lichess looks like shit in 3d
[17:51:21] * jmaister pukes on his keyboard
[17:51:23] <Artefact2> 3D chess boards on a computer are overrated
[17:51:36] <jmaister> BBL, gotta clean my keyboard
[17:51:44] <`Tim> damages? as in "why did you hurt my fist with your face" kind of damages? :o
[17:51:45] <qed> cacheyourdreams, is he disrupting the channel?
[17:51:51] <qed> `Tim, same question
[17:51:59] <Twipply> Why don't you ask me wtf
[17:52:17] <qed> what do you think Twipply ?
[17:52:19] <cacheyourdreams> well I thought he was trolling
[17:52:21] <Twipply> Dunno
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[17:54:35] <Artefact2> https://i.imgur.com/EgVoS1G.png three dimensions = best number of dimensions
[17:55:16] <qed> e^pi[i], come in 6 months and say hello and we'll see what we can do, as of now you are banned
[17:55:23] <cacheyourdreams> until he sorts out his issues anyway, it's clearly not going to be healthy for himself to be in here, especially if he is just throwing money around
[17:56:11] <qed> oh man
[17:56:14] <`Tim> D:
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[17:57:20] <qed> ok I completely forgot I have to send some emails, feel free to widen the ban net
[17:57:31] <cacheyourdreams> are you kicking qed?
[17:57:34] <Twipply> ban *
[17:57:50] <qed> I banned
[17:57:50] <cacheyourdreams> it's the only way Twipply
[17:58:11] <`Tim> why would you kick qed, cacheyourdreams :o
[17:58:16] <`Tim> he has done nothing wrong~
[17:58:17] <cacheyourdreams> *are you kicking, qed?
[17:58:20] <`Tim> :D
[17:58:26] <cacheyourdreams> also, let's eat grandma
[17:58:32] <`Tim> hehe
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