Game 1:

Pre Game Lobby:
    Honorable: adc
    Honorable: adc
    Honorable: adc
    Honorable: adc
    Honorable: adc


In Game:
    Honorable: fk
    Honorable: wanted stack
    Honorable: 85 hp
    Honorable: solo again ..
    Honorable: dunno why you didnt sync b before
    Honorable: are you a female irl by any chance?
    Honorable: you play like one
    Honorable: you are, aren't you?
    Honorable: fuck me
    Honorable: why
    Honorable: why me
    Honorable: 'lul'
    Honorable: ok
    Honorable: rakan
    Honorable: you're fucking trolling
    Honorable: ward
    Honorable: the river
    Honorable: like I fucking pinged
    Honorable: as we pushed up
    Honorable: no iq
    Honorable: yea nice
    Honorable: ping that
    Honorable: ping that beforehand
    Honorable: nice
    Honorable: good teamwork
    Honorable: int lane 3 times
    Honorable: no head
    Honorable: watch dmeo
    Honorable: idiot
    Honorable: of all the times
    Honorable: and places
    Honorable: to fucking ward
    Honorable: its there
    Honorable: in the middle of the fight
    Honorable: you're a lost cause
    Honorable: please do away
    Honorable: go mid
    Honorable: I dont care
    Honorable: no
    Honorable: I odnt love you
    Honorable: im not mad
    Honorable: im just sick of you
    Honorable: leave my life its over
    [All]Honorable: mb
    [All]Honorable: should have dodged
    [All]Honorable: dunno why I  dont
    [All]Honorable: I do this shit to myself
    [All]Honorable: thresh honest question
    [All]Honorable: are you premade with ezreal ?
    [All]Honorable: survey time
    Honorable: having a bad game rumble? :D
    [All]Honorable: open
    [All]Honorable: Gg
    [All]Honorable: we lose
    [All]Honorable: unlucky support diff
    [All]Honorable: sucks go next
    [All]Honorable: dont waste my time further
    Honorable: yea
    Honorable: im with garen
    Honorable: who said no ?
    Honorable: premade jungle and support
    Honorable: they trolling
    Honorable: its obvious
    Honorable: whatever
    Honorable: lol
    Honorable: ok
    Honorable: sure
    Honorable: I pointed out his mistakes
    Honorable: nothing more
    Honorable: then asked if h ewas a female
    Honorable: because he played like a <SMART PLAYER>
    Honorable: watch the demo
    Honorable: then speak to me
    Honorable: idiot
    Honorable: he inted lane
    Honorable: or maybe gold your elo reflects your iq
    Honorable: probs negative
    Honorable: you went afk
    Honorable: literally
    Honorable: dude
    Honorable: you werent even in lane
    Honorable: you admittewd to texting
    Honorable: in lane
    Honorable: you got hooked
    Honorable: and desyncd
    Honorable: you're an idiot
    Honorable: just stop typing
    Honorable: stay gold forever hardstuck
    Honorable: ff
    Honorable: yea dude
    Honorable: memes
    Honorable: ff
    [All]Honorable: ggwp
    [All]Honorable: close game
    [All]Honorable: oh wait
    [All]Honorable: nvm
    [All]Honorable: need 1 more
    [All]Honorable: interesting
    [All]Honorable: complain to riot about it
    [All]Honorable: im sure they'll do something
    [All]Honorable: ;D
    [All]Honorable: Gg
    Honorable: "toxic"
    Honorable: ok
    Honorable: lol


Post-Game:
    Honorable: ty for game
    Honorable: bit of a waste of time tbh if you go into expecting to soft int
    Honorable: but hey
    Honorable: im not negative iq like rakan
    Honorable: so I don't think like a dumbass
    Honorable: im sorry
    Honorable: am I acting liek a 12 year old?
    Honorable: I dont understand what you want from me
    Honorable: he threw the lane
    Honorable: multiple times
    Honorable: and you still want to find any excuse
    Honorable: to point the finger at me?
    Honorable: lol
    Honorable: I would go play draft
    Honorable: BUT RIOT DOESNT ALLOW THAT SHIT
    Honorable: flame?
    Honorable: "flame"?
    Honorable: ALL I SAID
    Honorable: WAS THAT HE THREW THE LANE
    Honorable: you're an idiot
    Honorable: yea
    Honorable: like you


Game 2:

Pre Game Lobby:


In Game:
    Honorable: why run it down ?
    Honorable: can you die?
    [All]Honorable: We open
    [All]Honorable: fuck this support
    Honorable: you're fucking huffing paint
    Honorable: shoving the lane for no reason
    Honorable: ???
    Honorable: please just go mid
    Honorable: or top
    Honorable: I dont care
    Honorable: stop leeching my exp
    Honorable: you're nothing
    Honorable: you offer nothing
    Honorable: just stop
    Honorable: why do I need to lane with you
    Honorable: female irl
    Honorable: I can smell it
    [All]Honorable: do it
    Honorable: ok
    Honorable: ill leave
    Honorable: no problem
    Honorable: pain in the fucking ass.,
    [All]Honorable: gg
    [All]Honorable: we open
    [All]Honorable: literally 1v5
    Honorable: YOU'RE TROLLING BOT LANE
    Honorable: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ?
    [All]Honorable: ???
    [All]Honorable: alright
    [All]Honorable: zed is afk behind tower
    [All]Honorable: support trolling huffing paint
    [All]Honorable: we have a top yi
    [All]Honorable: our rengar has no pressure anywhere besides top lane
    [All]Honorable: like
    [All]Honorable: the game is stagnant for at least another 25 minutes, without any guarantee of us even getting ahead
    [All]Honorable: and there's no clue if zed is even going to come back to his computer
    [All]Honorable: ??
    Honorable: HE HAS NO PRESSURE ANYWHERE BESIDES TOP LANE
    Honorable: ???
    Honorable: ???
    Honorable: tell me im wrong
    Honorable: do it
    [All]Honorable: we all in base
    [All]Honorable: please put us our of our misery
    [All]Honorable: couldnt ff
    [All]Honorable: 2 said no
    [All]Honorable: "ironic that it's probably the support
    [All]Honorable: x dd
    Honorable: no support item or red trinket
    Honorable: but im the problem
    Honorable: right?
    [All]Honorable: Gg


Post-Game:
    Honorable: my support flash inted level 4
    Honorable: they didnt get a support item
    Honorable: they didnt get red trinket
    Honorable: how fucking dare all you assholes point the finger at me.
    Honorable: thanks for the fun experience
    Honorable: I really loved how you ruined the match