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- You are Ralph, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and
- a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've
- been looking for. You look around and see that it's indeed a ruined city. The
- walls are gone, but the buildings still stand there. A few of them are damaged,
- but most aren't
- > Check twitter on my phone
- You quickly check Twitter on your phone to see if anyone has seen you or found
- out where you are. Nothing seems to be happening. You're not sure what to do.
- The next day, you decide to go back to the ruins
- > Look for signs of sheep
- You walk through the ruins and find some signs of sheep. They seem to be grazing
- nearby. Maybe they were here before the destruction. You don't know. You can
- only hope.
- > Feed the sheep pizza
- You put some pizza on the ground and feed the sheep. It's not much but it'll
- have to do. You head back to the ruins.
- > Explore the ruins
- You wander around the ruins looking at things that catch your eye. There is a
- large statue of a man holding an axe and a woman with long hair standing beside
- him. The statue looks like it was made by a dwarf. You wonder who the people
- are behind this
- > Carve my initials into statue
- You carve your initials into the statue. It doesn't really mean anything except
- that you feel better about yourself. You also notice that there is a small hole
- in the statue. You think maybe it leads somewhere else?
- > Turn into a mouse and climb through the hole then turn into a dire wolf named Alfred
- You turn into a mouse and crawl through the hole. Then you turn into a dire wolf
- named Alfred. You run up to the statue and start licking it. You hear a noise
- and look down to see that the statue is now covered in blood
- > Ask the statue what is wrong
- You ask the statue what is wrong. It just shakes its head and says "It does not
- matter". You are confused so you ask again. This time it answers.
- "It is not my fault".
- > Introduce the sheep to the statue and start a game of poker
- You tell the statue that you want to play a game of poker with it. It accepts
- and you both sit down. You both take turns telling each other what you think
- of them. After a few rounds, you realize that the statue is actually pretty
- nice
- > Tell the statue I am glad to be it's friend. Ask if it wants to go to the football game next Sunday
- You tell the statue that you are glad to be it's friend and ask if it would like
- to go to the football game next Sunday. It agrees and tells you that it will
- bring some friends along. You all agree and head off to the stadium together
- > get some popcorn and a drink
- You get some popcorn and a drink and enjoy the game. The game goes well until
- the end when the wolves come out to celebrate their victory. You watch as one
- wolf gets drunk and starts dancing around while another tries to keep him from
- doing something stupid
- > use my magical powers to make the wolves sober
- You use your magical powers to make the wolves sober. They thank you and give
- you a big hug. You are very happy and say goodbye to them. You head home.
- > turn on my christmas lights and start playing Nintendo
- You turn on your christmas lights and start playing Nintendo. You spend the rest
- of the night playing video games. You never did figure out why the world went
- to ****, but you are still thankful that you are a wizard
- > turn the world into a ferret
- You turn the world into a ferret. You live happily ever after..
- CONGRATS YOU WIN
- Game saved.
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