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- D&R (Death and Repudiation) License
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- This software may not be used directly by any living being. ANY use of this
- software (even perfectly legitimate and non-commercial uses) until after death
- is explicitly restricted. Any living being using (or attempting to use) this software
- will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
- For your protection, corpses will not be punished. We respectfully request
- that you submit your uses (revisions, uses, distributions, uses, etc.) to
- your children, who may vicariously perform these uses on your behalf. If
- you use this software and you are found to be not dead, you will be punished
- to the fullest extent of the law.
- If you are found to be a ghost or angel, you will be punished to the fullest
- extent of the law.
- After your following the terms of this license, the author has vowed to repudiate
- your claim, meaning that the validity of this contract will no longer be recognized.
- This license will be unexpectedly revoked (at a time which is designated to be
- most inconvenient) and involved heirs will be punished to the fullest extent
- of the law.
- Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments
- outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest extent of a new
- revised law that (1) expands the statement "fullest extent of the law" to encompass
- an infinite duration of infinite punishments and (2) exacts said punishments
- upon all parties (related or non-related).
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