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  1. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little emo? I’ll have you know I have one of the top posts in /r/madeofstyrofoam, and I’ve been involved in numerous visits to the hospital, and I have over 300 stitches. I am trained in self suturing and I’m the top cutter in the entire self harm reddits. You are nothing to me but just another papercut. I will cut you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of emos across the USA and your images is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, emo. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can cut anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed selfharm, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the emos across the USA and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cut all over you and you will drown in blood. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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  3. Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the madeofstyrofoam post history and you have never even posted here, never even commented. If you were actually an emo then you actually know how to spell maleza podzicheka , you fucking moron. And you say you are the top emo in the entire self harm reddits and have over 300 confirmed stitches. If that were true, then why the fuck is Mozzarellala a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 stitches. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of emos yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of emos? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had training in unarmed selfharn, then why the fuck did you just say you had access to emos across the USA? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you goddamn normie.
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  5. You fucking come over here and say that fucker. I've trained in the arts of selfharm for over ten years. I've been to 9 secret hospitals and even been to an evanescence concert itself to learn from the great masters of the emo lifestyle. I've created over 100 selfharm memes and read all the classic 2meirl4meirl posts. You think your fucking Western training can beat me? I have ten genuine Japanese feathers, the greatest kind of razorblade even forged. I have FIFTY astras. You think guns can stop me? Have Al-Qaeda ever attacked madeofstyrofoam ? No, they don't DARE to attack madeofstyrofoam . Do you even know the first thing about flairs and uprazors? Go eat some more cheeseburgers you fat piece of shit, I have the heart of an emo.
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  7. Oh, I'm sorry, you don't think I have edge? I'll have you know that every time I cut I absorb the blade's edge and it goes straight to my black heart. I am the master of edge. I am a god amongst you mere emortals. I am the cause of global warming. I am the supremo emo and I demand respect. Just a gaze from me, and your wrists will be slit due to the edge I hold and supply. Think before you type, prep
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  11. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /r/MadeOfStyrofoam. The humour is extremely ironic, and without a solid understanding of emo culture most of the jokes will go over a typical redditors head. There's also Mozz's don't give a fuck outlook, which is deftly woven into his posts- his personal philosophy draws heavily from 4chan boards, for instance. The subscribers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /r/MadeOfStyrofoam truly ARE normies- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in a sidebar that reads "Styrofoam artists," which itself is a cryptic reference to djl1qu1d's "Seeking Styrofoam artist in or near Romania". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as HooplaHobo's genius uprazors unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
  12. And yes, by the way, i DO have a razorblade tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 stitches of my own count (preferably lower) beforehand.
  13. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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  17. I sexually Identify as an emo. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cutting all over myself dripping hot warm blood all over the floor. People say to me that a person being an emo is impossile and fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install razorblades, scalpels and knives all over my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Maleza” and respect my right to cut my arms and listen to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. If you can’t accept me you’re a emophobe and need to check your scene privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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  21. This is my razorblade. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
  22. My razorblade is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
  23. Without me, my razorblade is useless. Without my razorblade, I am useless. I must cut myself with my blade. I must cut straighter than my enemy who is trying to out-emo me. I must cut him before he cuts me. I will...
  24. My razorblade and I know that what counts in depression is not the brusies we make, the noise of our complaints, nor the cigarettes we smoke. We know that it is the cuts that count. We will cut...
  25. My razorblade is emo, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, and its accessories. I will keep my razorblade clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
  26. Before God, I swear this creed. My razorblade and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
  27. So be it, until victory is the emo's and there is no enemy, but peace!
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  31. You all are emos who should stop cutting . It's actually fucked that these new emos join and then get triggered and all that. No one deserves that and you guys are doing it for no reason.
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  33. I created one emo account, and that was so that I could post dank memes. The rest were either fake niggas or actually real emos.
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  35. So seriously. Consider what the fuck you are cutting before self harming.
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  39. Selfharm consists of only these following items. Styrofoam. A sharp object (usually razorblades). This entire subreddit consist of shitposts. Almost every "dank meme" I see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "madeofstyrofoam" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against emos, I just hate their association with selfharm that are not to the styrofoam. Adding chemistry to your self harming? It's called Breaking bad. Totally different. Want to add Evanescence and some deep text images posts with tumblr? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not selfharm. I would be more than willing to wager I've self harmed more in my 20 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I cut almost everyday and sometimes more than just one session. Want to personalize your selfharm? Use a mix of different blades or use kitchen knives or a scalpel. But if you want to add some text and filters and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "selfharmpics" because that is not fucking selfharm. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a medical expert. But as a teenage white girl I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to selfharm and styrofoam. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our selfharm and stop associating your tumblr posts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "selfharm" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.
  40. You god damn heretics. Respect the selfharm and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn tumblr post and call it for what it is. A shitpost.
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  44. hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up blade my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF SeLfHaRm!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very depressed!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet hopeless ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im suicidal tho!!) i like 2 watch #depression w/ my fiance (were agender if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tag!!! bcuz its SOOOO depressing!!!! theyre depressed 2 of course but i want 2 meet more depressed ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of reposts!!!! FFFUUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- I wrote a sad sentence over my pic but it won't save _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
  45. blood and stitches,
  46. t3h PeNgU1N oF SeLfHaRm
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  50. Great razorblades, stupendous razorblades! Let me tell you about these razorblades. These razorblades, these razorblades are the best, and believe me, I know razorblades. Some of my best collections are just full of high quality, top grade razorblades. But these razorblades, fine razorblades, and you know what else? Society doesn't appreciate razorblades like they used to. All the razorblades used to be made here and bought here, but now we just ship our razorblades overseas and let other countries sharpen our razorblades. We're going to change all that. We're going to keep our razorblades in our country, with our people. We're going to make sure every person has their own razorblade. For too long, the middle class razorblades have eroded. Believe me, that's going to change, starting today.
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  54. Here's the thing. You said a "feather is a astra."
  55. Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
  56. As someone who is an emo who studies razors, I am telling you, specifically, no one calls feathers astras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
  57. If you're saying "razors" you're referring to disposable razors, which includes things from dorcos to gillete to van der hagen.
  58. So your reasoning for calling a feather an astra is because random people "call the sharp ones astras?" Let's get derbies and bic chromes in there, then, too.
  59. Also, calling someone an emo or a cutter? It's not one or the other, that's not how it works. They're both. An astra is an astra and a razor blade. But that's not what you said. You said a feather is an astra, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all razors astras, which means you'd call derbies, dorcos, and other razors astras, too. Which you said you don't.
  60. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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  64. Wake me up inside
  65. blood is going high tide
  66. just sliced up my side
  67. wound is gaping wide
  68. carped is getting red dyed
  69. almost want a hit of cyanide
  70. Neo maybe has something -oxide
  71. I almost wished I died
  72. so many tears cried
  73. putting the razor down on my bedside
  74. the feelings are amplified
  75. I am feeling so unsatisfied
  76. I wanna commit suicide
  77. (cant wake up)
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  81. While you were busy partying, I studied the razorblade
  82. While you were having premartial sex, I mastered the scalpel
  83. While you waisted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated self hate.
  84. And now that the world is on fire and most teenagers are feeling depressed you have the audacity to come to me for support?
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  88. You think you're special just because you keep razor blades in your vagina?? Well guess what kid, I've got news for you: I've been keeping razor blades in my vagina since before you I was born!! (The instant demarcating before and after I was born is itself before the instant demarcating the transition point of you from not-born to born, just to be clear.) I've probably fit more razor blades in my vagina that you've seen in your entire life! Hell, I've probably stuffed a higher number of different brands of razor blades into my cervical opening alone than the number of individual razor blades you have seen in your whole life, including blades which you never directly saw but would have saw the packaging of instead!!
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  92. This... oh my god this. I don't even know what to say about this. I mean i recognize you from that community of self-harmers and edgy suicide memes but this... like self farming is not something that should even have a platform to be shown. You wanna fuck up your own body and put barns and wheat fields all over it, drag construction paper hoes and pitchforks over your perfectly healthy skin? Then I'm sorry you feel that way, I really am, but there is absolutely no reason to put the lifestyle in the public eye. None. whatsoever.
  93. It starts with one little sketch. All it takes is one little doodle of a smiling sunflower, and boom you're in the self-farm rabbit hole. It's an addiction you know, and most people can never stop escalating. Next thing you know you have "cute" little cows running around all over your wrist, chickens scratching it all up, and a collection of little paper shovels, rakes, tractors, and ammonium nitrate that you've spent more money on than food. Some people never recover.
  94. Shame on you maleza. there's a line you know, and i can't say what side of it our self-harm communities are on, but you sure as fuck just crossed it.
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  98. CuT me the fuck up
  99. 📌🔪 📌🔪📌🔪emo shit eMo sHit 🔪thats ✂️some emo📌📌 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere📌📌📌 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my self ✂️i say so ✂️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ✂️ 🔪🔪📌🔪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪📌🔪🔪 ✂️ 📌📌 🔪🔪 Emo shit
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  104. How can you see🙈🙈 into my eyes😁😁, like💘 😃open 😃😃 doors🚪 Leading you down⤵️ into my core Where I've become so🆘 numb, without 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ soul My spirit's sleeping🌜 somewhere cold😅 Until you 🔎find🔎🔎 it🇮🇹 there and lead it🇮🇹🇮🇹 back🔙 home🏡 Wake me 🆙up🆙, wake⏰ me 🆙up🆙 inside💠 I can't wake ⏰⏰ up🔝, Wake me 🆙up🆙 inside💠, save 🔖 me, Call my 📛name📛 and 📑save📑 me from the 🔦dark🔦, ⏰wake ⏰ me up🔺 Bid my blood💉 to run💨, I can't ⏰wake⏰ up☝️☝️ Before I come undone, save📑 me Save me from the nothing I've become Now that I know 😦what😦 I'm without You can't just 🍂leave🍂 me Breathe into me and make me real, bring me to life Wake me up 🔺, wake⏰ me up☝️ inside 💠 I can't wake⏰ up🔺, Wake me up🆙 inside💠, save📑 me, Call my name📛 and 📑save📑 me from the dark🌑, wake ⏰ me up 🆙 Bid my 💉blood💉💉 to run💨💨, I can't ⏰wake ⏰ ☝️up☝️ Before I come undone, 📑save📑 me Save me from the nothing I've become Bring me to life, I've been living 🅰️a 🅰️ lie There's nothing inside💠, bring me to life Frozen inside 💠 without your touch Without your love 👫, darling Only you are the life among the dead💀 All this time 🕥🕥, I can't believe I couldn't see 🙈 Kept in the 🌑dark🌑, but you were there in front of me I've been 🌛sleeping🌛🌛 a🅰️ thousand years 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 seems I've 🉐got 🉐 to open😃 my 🙄eyes🙄 to everything Without 🅰️a 🅰️ thought 🤔🤔, without a🅰️ voice, without a🅰️ soul Don't let me 💀die💀 here📍📍 There must be something wrong, bring me to life Wake me 🆙up🆙, ⏰wake⏰ me up🔝 inside 💠 I can't ⏰wake ⏰ up 🔺, Wake me up☝️ inside💠💠, save🔖🔖 me, Call my name📛📛 and 📑save📑 me from the dark🔦, wake ⏰ me up🔝 Bid my blood💉 to run🏃🏃, I can't wake⏰ 🆙up🆙 Before I come undone, 💾save💾 me Save me from the nothing I've become Bring me to life, I've been living 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ lie, there's nothing inside💠 Bring me to life
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  108. seriously??? 😡😡 this crap exists??😳 self 👏 arms💪 is not funny😠 isnt not a joke 🤣👊 its not something that you need to make fun 🤣 of!! self harm has caused 🅱EATH! it has left 1⃣ too many 🤰 mothers 🤰🙎 crying themselves to sleep 😫😿 at night because their 👼👼 is gone👀 ! self 😾 harm 😡 destroyes 😵 lives 😧 and 👨 families 👩 🤦 and is to be taken seriously 😡😠 not,... whatever the h*ck this is!!!😡 LESS
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  112. What the actual fuck🤬🤬😤kinda sub have I stumbled across😱😱😱? Can’t wait for you to run out of red paint🤔 and put your money💵💵 where your mouth👄👄👄 is. I don’t understand why all of the antsy🔪🔪👩‍🎤👨‍🎤teenagers today think taking about suicide🔫🔫💊💊💊💊💊and self harm🔪🗡 is intelligent🧠or cool😎. Some people are going through serious🧐🧐🧐 mental health issues🤯😭😭 other than a thirst💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 for attention🤪😝🤪🤩🤩🤩, or a desire to ‘stand out’😈😈😈. Honestly, society👿😈😈😈is a joke😂😂😂😂😂. Every single post🤬on this sub that glorifies👌👌👌 or makes light💡💡💡of suicide is an insult😤😤😤 to what a serious issue it actually is😳. None of you are going to kill yourselves😖😖😖😖😣😣😣😣😣🔫, and you’re not cool😎😎 for saying you’re going to😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
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  115. What the acktual🖕 kinda sub have I 💦🍆 across? ❌️ ⏳️ for ➡️👤 🏃‍♂️ out of 🔴 paint ➕ put your 💸 where your 👄 is. I ❌️ understand ❓️ all of the antsy millennials today 🤔 taking about suicide ➕ self harm is 🧠 or 🆒. Some 👥 are ➡️ through (((serious))) mental health issues other than a t h i r s t for attention, or a desire to ‘⬆️👤 out’. 😤Honestly, society is a 😜. Erry1 on this sub that glorifies or 🛠️ 💡 of suicide is an insult to what a (((serious))) issue it acktually is. None of ➡️👤 are ➡️ to kill yourselves, ➕ you’re ❌️ 🆒 for 💬 you’re ➡️ to
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