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OreImo x Railgun blog post 1

nakulas Jun 6th, 2013 506 Never
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  1. *** Translation of <http://ch.nicovideo.jp/dengeki-bunko/blomaga/ar250299>
  2. *** cf. <http://nakulas.blogspot.com/2013/06/oreimo-x-railgun-blog-post-1.html>
  4. My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute ~A Certain Crossover Girl's Talk~ / Part 1: "My little sister can't be in a crossover with the Railgun!"
  6. €I probably haven't met some of you before, so I guess I ought to introduce myself.
  7. €I'm Kousaka Kyousuke. I'm a totally ordinary high-school guy.
  8. €By the way, if you're interested, you should check out 'My little sister can't be this cute!', published by Dengeki Bunko.
  9. €
  10. €Now that that's out of the way, let's get to the point.
  12. €One day, I got home from school, and my little sister was sitting on the sofa in the living room, talking on the phone.
  14.  "Wow! Like, seriously? Yeah, I'd love to!"
  16. €Presumably something to do with her job.
  17. €My little sister, Kousaka Kirino, works as an amateur model for a magazine. Her photos appear pretty frequently.
  18. €Recently, she signed a contract to do some work at the Chiba Monorail and for the local Mazda dealer (among others), so I've been seeing her pictures all around town.
  19. €---She's damn good. Like hell I wouldn't be impressed.
  20. €Seriously.
  21. €
  22.  "Kay, got it.  I'll get the details from you next time."
  24. €Kirino disconnected with a beep.€
  26.  "Hehe, hehehe....hehehehehehe?"
  28. €She had that slack-jawed grin on her face.
  29. €---The hell? Why's she being creepy all of a sudden?
  31.  "What's up?"
  32.  "Hm?€ Oh, _you're_ back."
  33.  "I just got home.
  34.  "Uh-huh."
  36. €Brusque as always.
  37. €Meh, nothing new, but...
  39.  "Heehee... heehee."
  41. €She was typing something into her calendar app. She was grinning so hard she was almost drooling.
  42. €
  43.  "...did a new porn game come out or something?"
  44.  "What? €No, stupid. Oh?€ You wanna know?"
  46. €More like I wanted to make sure you hadn't gone mad.
  47. €If I had said that, though, we would've started fighting, so instead, I said:
  49.  "Kind of, yeah. What is it?"
  50.  "Ah? Oh, really? You wanna know that bad?"
  52. €...Damn, she's annoying. I just wanted to cut her off and head back to my room.
  54.  "If you don't want to tell me, that's fine."
  55.  "Hold- that's not what I meant! Don't just give up like that. Stick to your guns a bit, why don'tcha?"
  57. €See, I made as though I was going to head back to my room. That's when she stopped me.
  58. €Geez.... If she wanted to tell me that badly, she didn't need to make a huge scene about it.
  60.  "...well, fine. Your attitude pisses me off, but I'll ignore that for now."
  61.  "Well, _thanks_."
  63. €I sat on the sofa with Kirino, leaving space enough for another person in between us.
  65.  "Well? If it's not a new porn game, what is it? A really good gig or something?"
  66.  "Pretty much! This one's crazy awesome!"
  67.  "Oh-hoh? Coming from you, that means a lot."
  68.  "Heh heh... yup!€Yup!"
  70. €Kirino scooted over beside me and showed me her phone. She looked _really_ happy.
  72.  "Tada! 'OreImo x Railgun Crossover Project "A Certain Crossover Girl's Talk"'! Mikoto and I are going to have a talk show on NND! Whaddaya think!? Crazy, right! Freakin' awesome!?"
  75.  "............r-right."
  76.  "Huh? What's that supposed to mean? Lame-o."
  77. €
  78. €No, I mean.
  80.  "What's an 'NND'? Who's Mikoto? Is she an idol or something?"
  81.  "Not even close! Well, yeah, she's kind of like an idol, but that's not the point! Come on, I told you about 'A Certain Scientific Railgun' already!"
  82.  "You did? Oh, I think that was the anime that the guys in the game club were into."
  83.  "What? Sigh. Let me put this in a way even an idiot like you will understand."
  85. €My little sister _can_ be this patronizing.
  86. €Kirino fiddled with her smartphone and showed me a video: <http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1366183931>.
  92.  "This site is Niconico Douga - or, for short, NND. That anime was 'A Certain Scientific Railgun', and the protagonist is Misaka MIkoto! Well? Isn't it cool?!"
  93.  "Sure. She's quite the looker, and she's pretty strong, too."
  94.  "I know, right?"
  96. €That girl looked about the same age as Kirino.
  97. €Brown hair (and that looked like her actual hair color) and a brown skirt, and beneath that, short shorts.
  98. €And on her legs, those loose, calf-length socks. Ah, nostalgia! She sure has a rather... unique fashion sense.
  99. €
  100.  "Who's this with the long black hair?"
  101.  "Saten Ruiko."
  102.  "She's pretty cute. ---ow!"
  104. €She slapped me on the cheek! What a bitch!
  106.  "Pedo! You said you didn't like younger girls!"
  107.  "I didn't mean it in a lewd way! Have some faith in me!"
  108.  "Yeah, I bet you didn't."
  109.  "By the way, why does that girl have flowers on her head?"
  110.  "Huh? D... dunnno...."
  112. €I guess it's a mystery to her, too. ...How strange.
  114.  "W-well, anyway... I get it. Basically, there's going to be a crossover event between 'My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute' and 'A Certain Scientific Railgun', and you and Mikoto are going to be on it."
  115.  "Right. A live talk show on NND."
  116.  "Wow. That's pretty cool."
  117.  "That's what I've been saying this whole time."
  118. €
  119. €I guess that's true.
  121.  "She's a heroine from a Dengeki Bunko novel, too, and she's been around longer than I have, so I've always wanted to meet her."
  123. €B-by the gods... Kirino can have this much respect for another person?
  124.   What on earth---
  126.  "And apparently she has 9,992 cute little sisters. Mikoto is so awesome! Hehehe, if I make friends with her, maybe she'll introduce her little sisters to me...!"
  127.  "So that's what it was! That's what you respect about her!"
  128.  "I mean, yeah, she's cute, but her little sisters are on a whole different level! There's #10777 with her cute hat, and she's sexy _and_ brave, and there's Misaka Worst, who's really mean-looking extra one, but she totally hits all my sadistic buttons, and I'd really wantto sneak a peek at her, but I think the cutest of them all is Last Order, but then again....!"
  129.  "Yeah, yeah, okay, I get it!€You're totally into this!"
  130. €
  131. €Get off me already!€
  132. €Man, she always acts like she hates me, but then when she gets into something, she's like this.
  133. €As I pushed her off of me, I said:
  135.  "It sounds like an exciting job."
  136.  "Yeah! Super-exciting!!"
  138. €I was astonished that she gave me a straight answer for once.
  139. €Well, I suppose I ought to give thanks to Misaka Mikoto's little sisters for making Kirino this happy.
  148.  "Well, good luck with that."
  149.  "Huh? What're you talking about?€ You're coming too, y'know?"
  150.  "What."
  152. €Whaaaat!
  155. Part 2: "My little sister can't talk about underwear with a teleporter!"
  157. The next part will be presented on June 6 at 2:00pm.
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